Fresh off of kicking Elisabetta Canalis to the curb after daring to say the word marriage in the same sentence as him, and also using him as a springboard to get onto Dancing With The Stars (Way to dream big, lady.), George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler with him to the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of The Ides of March over the weekend where the following exchange took place. Via People:
Stacy Keibler could sum up what she likes about George Clooney in one word.
“Everything!”
Really? Everything? Even his supernatural ability to break up with women at the drop of a gray pube? Because that’s a pretty important part of the package. You see, at some point roughly nine to 12 months from now, George Clooney will remember that other women have vaginas, too, and seeing as he’s George Clooney, it’d be rude of him not to have casual sex inside each and every one of them. “It’s not that I want to be with other women,” he’ll say. “It just feels really awesome on my penis. You understand.”
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Or gee, maybe he just needed a date for a public appearance. When will people realize he either pays women to be with him in public or they are clueless fools. He is gay!!!
I used to buy the gay thing, but when you really think about it, can there possibly be THAT many butt pirates in show business? The guy is rich and probably hates kids, so why not play the field.
Plus if he has to pay for it, so what? Dude has money to burn.
I doubt VERY seriously George has to pay for it. The hottest women on the face of the Earth throw themselves at his feet and he just refuses to let them manipulate him into marriage. Some people (men and women) know from jumpstreet that marriage isn’t for them.
He is NOT GAY you stupid motherfucking assholes! He’s a PLAYER! That’s why he’s always with lots of women! HE FUCKS A LOT OF DIFFERENT WOMEN! That’s what players DO you jerkoffs! Seriously, can you get that through your thick skulls? Jesus, did you all go to dipshit school or is your incredible stupidity a genetic condition? If George Clooney is gay, then he’s a fag who’s getting more pussy than all of you miserable fucking losers will ever get in your lives combined! Just goes to show that there really is no limit to human stupidity…
PS – You should all be euthanized.
Settle down, George. I was defending you. Jeesh.
He should definitely married an actress that craves a career, fame or poses for Peta. After all hes going to see her a whole three days out of the year. Because if he’s married that means hes not gay. Get it throw your thick skull Pippy.
*knocks*
Is this Microsoft Word thing on?
He is not gay, but he does pay for it. Women know men will always pay, even the good looking ones, so why would they give it away for free when they can get paid $ 30,000 a night for sex? Remember Heidi Fleiss and more recently, Michelle Braun, who had A list celebs and athletes as clients and Victoria Secret models and Playboy bunnies as the escorts? It’s how Charlie Sheen met Denise Richards after all.
I wish he was gay.
Big Upgrade over Elisabetta Canalis!
her asshole, in my mouth. yes!
You know what’s so great about being clooney? Every woman think they’re the one who can turn him around on the marriage subject. But so far each and everone is getting Clooniside. Check websters
Lucky sack of shit.
Yes, this guy has it set up *so* sweet. Every woman who goes with him thinks they will be the one to reel him in. I am jealous of him.
Nice legs. Hideous face.
Yeah I don’t get it either.
But she looks pretty here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacy_Keibler
She’s got legs…
…and she knows how to use ‘em.
Bahaha! I was hoping I’d scroll down n see the rest of that line. Thank u, Iveski!
Nice long legs, but for some reason her face reminds me of Hilary Clinton.
As soon as she utters the M word, it is over….
Muffdiving?
Monogamy?
“More cookies?”
Merkin? Merman? Masonry?
va va and voom!!
She looks like a bad photoshop job. Why is her head so fucking tiny compared to the rest of her?
That’s probably because she is 5’11”.
Giselle, Karolina Kurkova, Rebecca Romijn and a whole host of other women out there are the same height and still have normal proportions. This chick looks like a fucked up reverse bobblehead.
Did she oil up her legs for these pics?
i’ve noticed he only dates women uglier than he is.
…and who obviously shop the Fredericks of Hollywood last-chance clearance catalog.
hahahaha! Fredricks of Hollywood clearance catalog, genius Noel!!!!
hahaha that was perfect!
i’m having a hard time believing he let her leave the house in that get-up.
Nice legs, but crazy face. Pass.
Yep, she’s fugly.
I do not understand why women are attracted to this man. Seriously. Ew.
OMG! I had that dress in 1991! This rookie better get a stylist and quick. She looks greasy. As in, “up all night” greasy.
thank you Shannon, I was thinking the exact same thing. Only difference is that I had on a wrist corsage along with this fucked up prom dress.
David Steinberg looks good in a dress.
It’s always interesting to see all the repressed gay boys posting their comments.
Clooney dreaming seems to bring them out in droves.
and i have no clue who she is. and dont give a fuck
Oh my god, she’s insane! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get spoodge stains out of velour? Black velour, no less?
…and you know this HOW???
From your mom’s dress.
and your sister’s matching face.
I knew I walked into that one.
Is being envious of George Clooney a sin, technically speaking? I mean seriously, how rigidly are the rules about 7 deadly sins applied anyway?
(On a similar note, I saw a pic of Chloe Moretz and thought ‘Damn, I’d hit tha…’ and then remembered she was 14. (You’d understand if you saw the pic.) How does that rank, sin-wise?)
Thank God I am not the only one.
I feel guilty every time I see her.
Maybe she is not really 14 and is older and is just lying.
Yeah, I will go with that.
Post the link to the pic… I need to examine for scientific purposes.
dude, i wouldn’t advertise that unless you want to find yourself on the registry because that kid doesn’t look a day older than 14…
You know he’s in it for the cookies, her being a Keibler and all.
tee-hee
lol he just wants to eat her. hope he makes a mess of it like cookie monster
Kimothy Hardon has no clue who Stacy Keibler is…hoping cookies are involved.
Marriage….. Marriage…. Marry meeeeee
beats me too, folks.
……………WHO DID YOU SAY?
She is welcome to wrap those 42 inch legs around me anytime.
Keibler later retracted her ‘everything’ comment when reminded of ‘Batman and Robin. ”Oh yeah!,” she was quoted, “That was clown shoes. But I did like the nipples…”
I have no clue who Stacy Whatever is except perhaps a cheap whore.
wow
Wow….. that is probably the ugliest dress I have ever seen!
Oh yes, he’ll get some of that ass. But later tonight, it’s her turn to take his.
Huge downgrade, Georgio. Elisabetta was waaaaaaay hotter!
If it weren’t for this blog I would know who he is either. You can add Charlie Sheen, Jesse James and Mel Gibson to that list.
Kelly ripa?