‘Spring Breakers’ Has A Trailer

If you read the site around March of last year, you probably got bombarded in the face with shitloads of pictures of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in bikinis on the set of Spring Breakers and were richer for it. And now here’s the official trailer for the movie which finally answers the age-old question, What would it be like if Gary Oldman’s Drexl from True Romance was as a genteel southern gentleman who taught Disney chicks how to shoot machine guns in their bikinis?” It’s a veritable master thesis on the art of film.

Just in case it wasn’t clear the original title to this movie was, Fuck You, Walt Disney, You’re Not My Real Dad: