‘Spring Breakers’ Is Still A Goddamn Treasure Trove

February 19th, 2013 // 38 Comments

Here’s Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson at the Paris premiere of Spring Breakers where the producers found a clever way to let me know there’s also a fourth chick in the movie. I won’t give away how they did it, but they clearly knew only a refined film critic like myself would notice. It’s very subtle.

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  1. Donkey Tits

    All you’ll see at this is movie is 16 – 21 year old girls… and 50+ year old men. All you’ll hear is “fap fap fap fap”

  2. anonym

    With the way these 4 are dressed, I am just thinking very dirty thoughts.

    pussy buffet anyone?

  3. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
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    Selena Your Mamma Dresses you funny

  4. skunk

    id jizz on all of em

  5. Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    mike
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    Spanx come in “Miss” sizes now? America FUCK YEAH.

  6. Dammit, I can’t believe that I am considering going to see this movie even though I know it is going to be a massive pile of shit.

  7. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
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    Be sure to see their next movie, “Hairy Twatter, and the Sorcerer’s Bone”

  8. Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
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    Looks like she’s no longer in bikini shape.

  9. Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    Flesh Gordon
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    Nice gunt.

  10. I’d suck Gomez until her brains come out her fucking head.

  11. Cock Dr

    I think I could bong hit Vanessa right under the table but she would probably push me to Cheech and Chong levels of consumption.

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    DeucePickle
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    Maybe my opinion doesn’t count for much since I’m just an average, white, heterosexual male between the ages 25-40, but I’ve gotta say, boobs are awesome!

  13. TheGenYgirl

    The ugliest one is married to the director. Just thought I’d clarify for y’all.

  14. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    Mike Walker
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    1st hottest: Vanessa
    2nd hottest: Ashley
    3rd hottest: Selena

    That’s it.

  15. Greg

    Holy shit! I thought these were all the same person!

  16. Yep

    “The fourth chick” is the creepy director’s wife. Even though, she’s young enough to be his daughter.

  17. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    tlmck
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    One of these things is not like the others. Hint: it is wearing a magenta dress.

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    dave ditto
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    not impressed with the other girl in magenta. she stands out, but not in a good way.

    • tod

      yea you are not inpressed because she is 15 pounds to heavy to wear that dress and she isnt overly attractive. No way she’d put on a bikini today, she must have started eating as soon as the movie was finished

  19. Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    dave ditto
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    gross. this is the director’s wife and if this isn’t nepotism i don’t know what is. he must be into chubby and plain girls. rachel korine is average at best and a terrible actor.

  20. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    dave ditto
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    Looking good

  21. 'Spring Breakers' Paris Premiere - Outside Arrivals
    dave ditto
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    ashley is by far the hottest girl in this movie.

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    Beer Baron
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    Nice Sex Hair, Joker Smile.

  23. Selena Gomez Side Boob Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    Beer Baron
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    A face only a pedo would love.

  24. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    Teddy
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    She’s saying “come on guys who wants to do me in the alley out back”

  25. Skeeter

    I’d tongue bang the buttholes of all four of them. I might even let Selena, Hudgens & Benson pee on my feet if I could penetrate each of their holes.

  26. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    stan
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    They’re so perky!

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    looking like that one burnt up skag tara reid ?

  28. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Oooh, the Slutty Barbie Collection is in stores now!

  29. Selena Gomez Side Boob Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
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    what a frumpy dress

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    amir
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    How old are these girls… 12-14. I dont like where hollywierd is going.

  31. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    tod
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    slutty looking…….. I love it!!!

  32. Selena Gomez Side Boob Spring Breakers Premiere Paris
    Petar
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