The Superficial presents ‘Wait. WTF is That?’

March 22nd, 2009 // 183 Comments

Welcome to The Superficial’s latest caption gallery showcasing celebs who are flawed human beings just like you guys. As for me, I’m what they call “man gorgeous,” and there’s also a pretty good chance I’m a centaur. Minus the horse.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT BLACK BITCH WITH THE LEG HAIR???

  2. quiet down, hypocrites

    point 1: that could be a nubra hayden is wearing, or it could be those rubber cutlets. i have some cutlets, because i am flat, and they also look exactly like what she’s wearing. i’ve seen her look flat before, so i would lay money they’re pads.
    point 2: this is a FUCKING CELEBRITY GOSSIP WEBSITE. the point is to mock celebrities. if he just showed beautiful airbrushed women and talked about how they weren’t flawed, people would say he had no idea what a real woman looked like and that he’s pushing an unattainable body image. when he shows hot people with flaws, we’re told that he’s tearing down beautiful women and that he’s pushing an unattainable body image. so what do you want–to deify pretty people, or to point out that they’re human beings, too? make up your mind.

  3. #49 is Paris Hilton’s teleprompter.

  4. chris

    lol@Madonna’s mustache. Must be all the roids. She juices so much her clit probably becomes erect and looks like a little pecker when she is turned on.

  5. amy

    #49 I completely agree.

    As for #52. You make valid points. However, besides the leg hair and a few others, some of these pictures are just too picky. People have boogers, pimples, sweat stains, nose hairs, and peach fuzz. Let’s leave the focus on more obvious, funny things such as moniques leg hair or plasic surgery gone bad and throw in some more men. I honestly don’t give a shit about someone having a booger in their nose, a sweat stain, or a normal amount of cellulite. That’s not news, that’s life.

  6. RichPort's Ghost

    Hey #43 – the other RichPort’s Ghost – leave your IQ out of it, will ya? 14′s nothing to brag about.

    Kthanks.

  7. nicole kidman’s hands are TERRIFYING.

  8. Barry O

    Paris got her wish–she’s pregnant. But it’s growing on her lip. Spunk in the wrong hole…

  9. clownyass

    Proof that kerr and goulet are totally lying about their height…but hey…that allll do it.

  10. why ya’ll gotta rag on Monique?

  11. emjay

    Paris looks like she bit her lip and Hayden appears to be wearing a sticky bra. I have one. Theres 2 cups that stick to your boobs and hook together in the middle so there are no straps to worry about. Great cleavage enhancers!

  12. Fati

    why on earth would you go out like this in public when you know that there are gonna be pictureof you taken, and people will be ripping you to shreds? idiots.

  13. anica

    #49 is just upset because she’s suffering from all 20 of those things. whaawhaawhaa…

  14. Nicole Kidman doesn’t eat? I mean she is a skeleton.. Katie Holmes definitely looks as if she was 10-20 years older.. I guess that’s why we should not get married and have kids.. or have a kid before marriage..

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  16. Darth

    Ewww!

  17. Nero

    Paris Hilton;bruise or herpes outbreak!?

  18. Nero

    Ashlee simpson;big wrinkled tongue but unfortunally two piercings are missing!?

  19. onesizefitsmost

    ugh her tongue looks like a used up vagina!

  20. Fati

    @ 49 – the only thing is that not ALL women are public figures. there ARE ways to remove unwanted hair and hide stretch marks and cellulite. so if you know that people are going to be looking at you at some event, why the fuck are you walking out of your house without carefully inspecting your face and body?! there is no excuse fo that, i’m sorry. i am not a celebrity, and i would never, not for anything in the world, go somewhere public looking like all of these idiots.

    Kidman’s hands are fine. that’s actually the only picture that didn’tgross me out. a little red mayb, but certainly better than hairy legs under an evening gown, or a booger in the nose at one’s concert. fucking disgusting pigs.

  21. Guest

    Whoaaa….What’s with Nicole Kidman?

  22. amy

    #70: Did you read my post? I said that some things I’m okay with getting made fun of. But it’s not easy to check your nose or check for sweat 24/7. Some of these pictures are just plain stupid. Also, are you never allowed to go swimming again if your mildly famous? I can understand blasting people for going to an award show with terrible plasic surgery or hairy legs…but it’s another thing blast someone as hot as Miranda Kerr because she was hot or Jessica Simpson for having a booger appear inside her nose. I mean, come on. We should only make fun of people who ASK for it….like Tara reid wearing skimpy bikini knowing she’s got problems. Or the girl trying to look like a effing prostitute/hot mama when she’s got huge stretch marks. Leave innocent things alone. I come here to make fun of pathetic people, not starts who happen to have had one bad day.

    oh and for whoever said that I’m suffering from all of those symptoms…look me up. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=82146664
    I don’t give a shit! Oh, and if you don’t believe it’s me, I’ll change my status to whatever you want asshole.

  23. Tresha

    Man what sort of products allow celebs like Britney to have a million breakouts one day and still loo fabulous the next? Making certainly plays a part. But it can only do so much.

  24. Tresha

    The comments here are severely childish. I saw someone having a bitchfit over a booger. IT’S A BOOGER! Everyone gets them. It’s not like on day you go, “I can’t fucking talk to you anymore. You have boogers.” And stretch marks can’t go away, but you can certainly wear a tshirt.

  25. violet

    @72, so you’re almost done with law school? that’s hilarious that you don’t even know how to write english properly. and you probably won’t even know what i’m talking about.

    calm down. you have some good points but who’s to say what is or isn’t entertainment here? get over it.

  26. LJ

    Now maybe young men can finally see that women aren’t these pristinely beautiful creatures so physically different from themselves. Nope. They can be hairy, smelly, and all around unflattering just like men. And you know what? It doesn’t matter, because the lot of horny male morons around the world will still screw them.

  27. Amy

    #75 Violet: You’re correct. I don’t understand a word you are saying; haven’t a clue.

    Where do you get off complaining about my grammer? I wasn’t aware that I needed to prepare a writ of mandamus before I made a post on the superficial. Guess I learn something everyday. Thanks for that. Also, your post is full of grammatical errors…I guess that means you’re a moron. Your lack of proper english and punctuation on the superficial obviously means that you must not have finished high school, etc. etc. etc. Get over yourself.

  28. Souleater

    Fuck you Jewel. You say you can’t get your fucking snaggletooth fixed because of you ‘heritage’, but you get tit implants?

    Stupid cunt.

  29. lola

    Cold sores are no big deal. My 3 year old daughter got one when she went on a playdate and then she gave it to me

  30. DavidB.

    Its common for Black women, and other ethnic women, to not shave there legs or pits, its creepy, but the men that date them love it. hmm, i would assume anyway, otherwise it be gone. or they would

  31. feckless

    That wonk just isn’t getting any better. Soon she will need a corn cob pipe to go with that. And some sailors. Lots of sailors.

  32. Jen

    c’mon, some of these are so blatantly photoshopped! LOL! That’s funny…

  33. Sin

    Re: Tara Reid…I give you props for being able to choose only one freaky aspect on which to do a close up. So many choices on that girl.

  34. Fati

    Listen, I know everyone gets fucking boogers, but for some reason not everyone feels the need to flash them! Some peple make a habit of looking in the mirror before going outside! And yes, if I see a booger in someone’s nose, I get extremely disgusted and can’t look at them any more for awhile. Sue me. I don’t show you my boogers, so don’t show me yours, all right?

  35. Fati

    And Salma Hayek with her nose hair! Lordie lord! I trim mine, and I don’t have the kind of nostrils that show everything going on in your nose, like she does, and I’m not a celebrity either! What does that say about you, Salma?

  36. I think Monique was just hoping people would pay more attention to her noticable weight loss than her Chewbacca legs.

    Didn’t work.

  37. wet newspaper

    HOT DAMN! Great gallery.

    I like the krypto hands the best. Scary stuff.

  38. Ted from L

    This is a great gallery, but I would have taken a closeup of Madonna’s sagging nutsack rather than the lips shot. Was Nicole Kidman stomping grapes with her hands or what’s the deal?

  39. Dr. Tomah Tuyokota

    The largest media conglomerate today is Walt Disney Company, whose chairman and CEO, Michael Eisner, is a Jew. The Disney Empire, headed by a man described by one media analyst as a “control freak”, includes several television production companies (Walt Disney Television, Touchstone Television, Buena Vista Television), its own cable network with 14 million subscribers, and two video production companies. As for feature films, the Walt Disney Picture Group, headed by Joe Roth (also a Jew), includes Touchstone Pictures, Hollywood Pictures, and Caravan Pictures. Disney also owns Miramax Films, run by the Weinstein brothers. When the Disney Company was run by the Gentile Disney family prior to its takeover by Eisner in 1984, it epitomized wholesome, family entertainment. While it still holds the rights to Snow White, under Eisner, the company has expanded into the production of graphic sex and violence. In addition, it has 225 affiliated stations in the United States and is part owner of several European TV companies. ABC’s cable subsidiary, ESPN, is headed by president and CEO Steven Bornstein, a Jew. This corporation also has a controlling share of Lifetime Television and the Arts & Entertainment Network cable companies. ABC Radio Network owns eleven AM and ten FM stations, again in major cities such as New York, Washington, Los Angeles, and has over 3,400 affiliates. Although primarily a telecommunications company, Capital Cities/ABC earned over $1 billion in publishing in 1994. It owns seven daily newspapers, Fairchild Publications, Chilton Publications, and the Diversified Publishing Group. Time Warner, Inc, is the second of the international media leviathans. The chairman of the board and CEO, Gerald Levin, is a Jew. Time Warner’s subsidiary HBO is the country’s largest pay-TV cable network. Warner Music is by far the world’s largest record company, with 50 labels, the biggest of which is Warner Brothers Records, headed by Danny Goldberg. Stuart Hersch is president of Warnervision, Warner Music’s video production unit. Goldberg and Hersch are Jews. Warner Music was an early promoter of “gangsta rap.” Through its involvement with Interscope Records, it helped popularize a genre whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge Blacks to commit acts of violence against Whites. In addition to cable and music, Time Warner is heavily involved in the production of feature films (Warner Brothers Studio) and publishing. Time Warner’s publishing division (editor-in-chief Norman Pearlstine, a Jew) is the largest magazine publisher in the country (Time, Sports Illustrated, People, Fortune). When Ted Turner, a Gentile, made a bid to buy CBS in 1985, there was panic in media boardrooms across the nation. Turner made a fortune in advertising and then had built a successful cable-TV news network, CNN. Although Turner employed a number of Jews in key executive positions in CNN and had never taken public positions contrary to Jewish interests, he is a man with a large ego and a strong personality and was regarded by Chairman William Paley (real name Palinsky, a Jew) and the other Jews at CBS as uncontrollable: a loose cannon who might at some time in the future turn against them. Furthermore, Jewish newsman Daniel Schorr, who had worked for Turner, publicly charged that his former boss held a personal dislike for Jews. To block Turner’s bid, CBS executives invited billionaire Jewish theater, hotel, insurance, and cigarette magnate Laurence Tisch to launch a “friendly” takeover of the company, and from 1986 till 1995 Tisch was the chairman and CEO of CBS, removing any threat of non-Jewish influence there. Subsequent efforts by Turner to acquire a major network have been obstructed by Levin’s Time Warner, which owns nearly 20 percent of CBS stock and has veto power over major deals. Viacom, Inc, headed by Sumner Redstone (born Murray Rothstein), a Jew, is the third largest megamedia corporation in the country, with revenues of over $10 billion a year. Viacom, which produces and distributes TV programs for the three largest networks, owns 12 television stations and 12 radio stations. It produces feature films through Paramount Pictures, headed by Jewess Sherry Lansing. Its publishing division includes Prentice Hall, Simon & Schuster, and Pocket Books. It distributes videos through over 4,000 Blockbuster stores. Viacom’s chief claim to fame, however, is as the world’s largest provider of cable programming, through its Showtime, MTV, Nickelodeon, and other networks. Since 1989, MTV and Nickelodeon have acquired larger and larger shares of the younger television audience. With the top three, and by far the largest, media companies in the hand of Jews, it is difficult to believe that such an overwhelming degree of control came about without a deliberate, concerted effort on their part. What about the other big media companies? Number four on the list is Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation, which owns Fox Television and 20th Century Fox Films. Murdoch is a Gentile, but Peter Chermin, who heads Murdoch’s film studio and also oversees his TV production, is a Jew. Number five is the Japanese Sony Corporation, whose U.S. subsidiary, Sony Corporation of America, is run by Michael Schulhof, a Jew. Alan Levine, another Jew, heads the Sony Pictures division. Most of the television and movie production companies that are not owned by the largest corporations are also controlled by Jews. For example, New World Entertainment, proclaimed by one media analyst as “the premiere independent TV program producer in the United States,” is owned by Ronald Perelman, a Jew. The best known of the smaller media companies, Dreamworks SKG, is a strictly kosher affair. Dream Works was formed in 1994 amid great media hype by recording industry mogul David Geffen, former Disney Pictures chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg, and film director Steven Spielberg, all three of whom are Jews. The company produces movies, animated films, television programs, and recorded music. Two other large production companies, MCA and Universal Pictures, are both owned by Seagram Company, Ltd. The president and CEO of Seagram, the liquor giant, is Edgar Bronfman Jr., who is also president of the World Jewish Congress. It is well known that Jews have controlled the production and distribution of films since the inception of the movie industry in the early decades of the 20th century. This is still the case today. Films produced by just the five largest motion picture companies mentioned above-Disney, Warner Brothers, Sony, Paramount (Viacom), and Universal (Seagram)-accounted for 74 per cent of the total box-office receipts for the first eight months of 1995. The big three in television network broadcasting used to be ABC, CBS, and NBC. With the consolidation of the media empires, these three are no longer independent entities. While they were independent, however, each was controlled by a Jew since its inception: ABC by Leonard Goldenson, CBS first by William Paley and then by Lawrence Tisch, and NBC first by David Sarnoff and then by his son Robert. Over periods of several decades, these networks were staffed from top to bottom with Jews, and the essential Jewishness of network television did not change when the networks were absorbed by other corporations. The Jewish presence in television news remains particularly strong. As noted, ABC is part of Eisner’s Disney Company, and the executive producers of ABC’s news programs are all Jews: Victor Neufeld (20-20), Bob Reichbloom (Good Morning America), and Rick Kaplan (World News Tonight). CBS was recently purchased by Westinghouse Electric Corporation. Nevertheless, the man appointed by Lawrence Tisch, Eric Ober, remains president of CBS News, and Ober is a Jew. At NBC, now owned by General Electric, NBC News president Andrew Lack is a Jew, as are executive producers Jeff Zucker (Today), Jeff Gralnick (NBC Nightly News), and Neal Shapiro (Dateline). The Print Media After television news, daily newspapers are the most influential information medium in America. Sixty million of them are sold (and presumably read) each day. These millions are divided among some 1,500 different publications. One might conclude that the sheer number of different newspapers across America would provide a safeguard against Jewish control and distortion. However, this is not the case. There is less independence, less competition, and much less representation of our interests than a casual observer would think. The days when most cities and even towns had several independently owned newspapers published by local people with close ties to the community are gone. Today, most “local” newspapers are owned by a rather small number of large companies controlled by executives who live and work hundreds or ever thousands of miles away. The fact is that only about 25 per cent of the country’s 1,500 papers are independently owned; the rest belong to multi-newspaper chains. Only a handful are large enough to maintain independent reporting staffs outside their own communities; the rest depend on these few for all of their national and international news. The Newhouse empire of Jewish brothers Samuel and Donald Newhouse provides an example of more than the lack of real competition among America’s daily newspapers: it also illustrates the insatiable appetite Jews have shown for all the organs of opinion control on which they could fasten their grip. The Newhouses own 26 daily newspapers, including several large and important ones, such as the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the Newark Star-Ledger, and the New Orleans Times-Picayune; the nation’s largest trade book publishing conglomerate, Random House, with all its subsidiaries; Newhouse Broadcasting, consisting of 12 television broadcasting stations and 87 cable-TV systems, including some of the country’s largest cable networks; the Sunday supplement Parade, with a circulation of more than 22 million copies per week; some two dozen major magazines, including the New Yorker, Vogue, Madmoiselle, Glamour, Vanity Fair, Bride’s, Gentlemen’s Quarterly, Self, House & Garden, and all the other magazines of the wholly owned Conde Nast group. This Jewish media empire was founded by the late Samuel Newhouse, an immigrant from Russia. The gobbling up of so many newspapers by the Newhouse family was in large degree made possible by the fact that newspapers are not supported by their subscribers, but by their advertisers. It is advertising revenue-not the small change collected from a newspaper’s readers-that largely pays the editor’s salary and yields the owner’s profit. Whenever the large advertisers in a city choose to favor one newspaper over another with their business, the favored newspaper will flourish while its competitor dies. Since the beginning of the 20th century, when Jewish mercantile power in America became a dominant economic force, there has been a steady rise in the number of American newspapers in Jewish hands, accompanied by a steady decline in the number of competing Gentile newspapers-primarily as a result of selective advertising policies by Jewish merchants. Furthermore, even those newspapers still under Gentile ownership and management are so thoroughly dependent upon Jewish advertising revenue that their editorial and news reporting policies are largely constrained by Jewish likes and dislikes. It holds true in the newspaper business as elsewhere that he who pays the piper calls the tune.
    Three Jewish Newspapers
    The suppression of competition and the establishment of local monopolies on the dissemination of news and opinion have characterized the rise of Jewish control over America’s newspapers. The resulting ability of the Jews to use the press as an unopposed instrument of Jewish policy could hardly be better illustrated than by the examples of the nation’s three most prestigious and influential newspapers: the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the Washington Post. These three, dominating America’s financial and political capitals, are the newspapers which set the trends and the guidelines for nearly all the others. They are the ones which decide what is news and what isn’t, at the national and international levels. They originate the news; the others merely copy it, and all three newspapers are in Jewish hands. The New York Times was founded in 1851 by two Gentiles, Henry Raymond and George Jones. After their deaths, it was purchased in 1896 from Jones’s estate by a wealthy Jewish publisher, Adolph Ochs. His great-grandson, Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr., is the paper’s current publisher and CEO. The executive editor is Max Frankel, and the managing editor is Joseph Lelyveld. Both of the latter are also Jews. The Sulzberger family also owns, through the New York Times Co., 33 other newspapers, including the Boston Globe; twelve magazines, including McCall’s and Family Circle with circulations of more than 5 million each; seven radio and TV broadcasting stations; a cable-TV system; and three book publishing companies. The New York Times News Service transmits news stories, features, and photographs from the New York Times by wire to 506 other newspapers, news agencies, and magazines. Of similar national importance is the Washington Post, which, by establishing its “leaks” throughout government agencies in Washington, has an inside track on news involving the Federal government. The Washington Post, like the New York Times, had a non-Jewish origin. It was established in 1877 by Stilson Hutchins, purchased from him in 1905 by John McLean, and later inherited by Edward McLean. In June 1933, however, at the height of the Great Depression, the newspaper was forced into bankruptcy. It was purchased at a bankruptcy auction by Eugene Meyer, a Jewish financier. The Washington Post is now run by Katherine Meyer Graham, Eugene Meyer’s daughter. She is the principal stockholder and the board chairman of the Washington Post Co. In 1979, she appointed her son Donald publisher of the paper. He now also holds the posts of president and CEO of the Washington Post Co. The Washington Post Co. has a number of other media holdings in newspapers, television, and magazines, most notably the nation’s number-two weekly newsmagazine, Newsweek. The Wall Street Journal, which sells 1.8 million copies each weekday, is the nation’s largest-circulation daily newspaper. It is owned by Dow Jones & Company, Inc., a New York corporation which also publishes 24 other daily newspapers and the weekly financial tabloid Barron’s, among other things. The chairman and CEO of Dow Jones is Peter Kann, who is a Jew. Kann also holds the posts of chairman and publisher of the Wall Street Journal. Most of New York’s other major newspapers are in no better hands than the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal. The New York Daily News is owned by Jewish real-estate developer Mortimer B. Zuckerman. The Village Voice is the personal property of Leonard Stern, the billionaire Jewish owner of the Hartz Mountain pet supply firm.
    Other Mass Media
    The story is pretty much the same for other media as it is for television, radio, and newspapers. Consider, for example, newsmagazines. There are only three of any note published in the United States: Time, Newsweek, and U.S. News and World Report. Time, with a weekly circulation of 4.1 million, is published by a susidiary of Time Warner Communications. The CEO of Time Warner Communications, as mentioned above, is Gerald Levin, a Jew. Newsweek, as mentioned above, is published by the Washington Post Company, under the Jewess Katherine Meyer Graham. Its weekly circulation is 3.2 million. U.S. News & World Report, with a weekly circulation of 2.3 million, is owned and published by Mortimer Zuckerman, a Jew. Zuckerman also owns the Atlantic Monthly and New York’s tabloid newspaper, the Daily News, which is the sixth-largest paper in the country. Among the giant book-publishing conglomerates, the situation is also Jewish. Three of the six largest book publishers in the U.S., according to Publisher’s Weekly, are owned or controlled by Jews. The three are first-place Random House (with its many subsidiaries, including Crown Publishing Group), third-place Simon & Schuster, and sixth-place Time Warner Trade Group (including Warner Books and Little, Brown). Another publisher of special significance is Western Publishing. Although it ranks only 13th in size among all U.S. publishers, it ranks first among publishers of children’s books, with more than 50 percent of the market. Its chairman and CEO is Richard Snyder, a Jew, who just replaced Richard Bernstein, also a Jew.
    The Effect of Jewish Control of the Media
    These are the facts of Jewish media control in America. Anyone willing to spend several hours in a large library can verify their accuracy. I hope that these facts are disturbing to you, to say the least. Should any minority be allowed to wield such awesome power? Certainly, not and allowing a people with beliefs such as expressed in the Talmud, to determine what we get to read or watch in effect gives this small minority the power to mold our minds to suit their own Talmudic interests, interests which as we have demonstrated are diametrically opposed to the interests of our people. By permitting the Jews to control our news and entertainment media, we are doing more than merely giving them a decisive influence on our political system and virtual control of our government; we also are giving them control of the minds and souls of our children, whose attitudes and ideas are shaped more by Jewish television and Jewish films than by their parents, their schools, or any other influence.

  40. soahc

    Jewel is and always will be one of the most beautiful women in pop culture. Imperfect tits and all.

  41. .

    Whatever, Salma Hayek is still fucking hot.

  42. boo

    #90, you really think anybody that comes on this site is going to read all that?
    Keep it short and sweet, baby. Here, let me help you. “Fuck the Jews” would have gotten your point across.

  43. Gimme a break

    Yay for people in this thread who know what they’re talking about! I am so tired of people acting like oral herpes means someone’s a huge slut. You can get it when you’re a *kid*. One woman didn’t even know she had it, and gave it to her baby. If you don’t have it, and you’re an adult, you’re *lucky*. That’s all. There are two different kinds; HSV 1 and HSV 2. Historically it’s been believed that 1 occurs upstairs and 2 occurs down, but both can be spread to other areas.
    There’s also herpes whitlow (on the fingers) and ocular herpes, which can cause blindness. The more you know.

    Can someone remove #90′s post? I don’t know if these comments are moderated at all but I know Fish reads em, so if you can, remove that irrelevant crap.

  44. Gimme a Break

    Wow, I didn’t even read the caption on the Paris Hilton picture before I wrote that. Hey Fish, you get genital herpes from sex. And you don’t have to be promiscuous; it just takes one time, you fucking moron.

    As for oral herpes, I got it as a child from an aunt. Amazing how I managed to be a promiscuous virgin!

  45. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Good to know that Jessica Simpson likes to carry a good snack with her!

  46. roro

    look at jewel’s frikken teeth

  47. hahaha

    leave salma alone! a little upper lip hair should not be a problem!

  48. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Look at the hands of Nicole Kidman! Which horror movie was this photo taken from!? *shudder*

  49. #90 Nigga, I ain’t readin’ all that shit.

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