In case you haven’t already seen it, Sony has finally released an official image for Spider-Man 3 featuring Spider-Man wearing his black costume. For those of you who didn’t spend your childhood reading comic books and mastering the NES, the black costume implies that Spider-Man will be facing his archrival Venom, who sports an alien symbiote that merges with its host to give them that black costume with all its alien symbiote powers. And now if you’ll excuse me, I have go find some women to have sex with to wash the taste of nerd out of my mouth. Damn you, childhood. Damn you to hell.
Spider-Man’s new costume revealed
February 24th, 2006 // 49 Comments
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Hopefully Spiderman 3 will be starring Venom.
Man. My 2-year old has watched the cartoon version of The Venom Saga so many times, I feel like I’d rather stab myself in the throat than watch the movie version. One of the worst parts of that cartoon is when Cassidy tells Eddie Brock “I’ll eat you for breakfast, man” and Eddie replies “I’d give you indigestion……………..man”. I responded by hysterically laughing while saying “God!! Someone kill me now!!”
Spider Man meets Johnny Cash…
MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Venom fucking Rocks, man!!!!!
LaydeeBug,
I agree. Venom rocks. However, I will not be forcing myself to go watch this movie. I saw the first one, that was enough for me.
I can’t think of a single useful, funny or clever thing to say, but Hey, I’ve never let that stop me before!
Spiderman. I think my 2-year old has him on his favourite pants.
Where are all the mean people today? I can see I’ll have to go to the hairdresser to get my fix of evil bitchery.
Man its not spiderman.. if its not his orginal costume.. its not spiderman m8!!!!!!!
although u gotta admit.. grey is very slimming..
#4
I love that name! Mmmm…boobs…*drool*
Oh yeah, Venom is gonna kick some Spidey ass! I heard Eric Foreman, er, I mean Topher Grace is gonna play Venom. He probably should pack on about 10 or 50 pounds.
This is indeed a shot of the symbiote taking over Parker and the suit.
I hope that when it takes over Brock, he looks cool.
OK, Technically the writer would have a taste of geek in the mouth, not a nerd taste. Nerds do not necessarily know arcane Spider-man comics trivia–it’s more of a geek thing. See http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9935030990046738815
And now I have proved I am a geek.
lmao @ http://emospidey3.ytmnd.com/
That poster is so emo
why isn’t there a picture of this suit like they make of the batman suit – so one can see how things are “packaged”??????
Spiderman Ownz.
#6, Spidey #2 was lacking, so I’m gonna wait for video.
Now X-MEN 3, Oh, yeah, I’ll be there!
I’m not sure if this picture is a joke or not, but that’s not Spiderman’s black costume. Although this post alone identifies me as a former (and possibly present) comic-book geek, I read pretty much every comic involving the suit, from when he first got it in the 12-issue limited series (it may have been issue #5 or #8), and it looked nothing like this. In fact, it looked NOTHING like his old costume. It wasn’t merely the former web lines shaded black. It was ALL black except for the white symbol in the middle. If they (producers, directors, whoever) are intending this to be Spiderman in the black costume, they failed miserably.
#7 “Wearing Underoos is fun…..”
#9 Foreman as Venom, Dude I like Foreman, he is so, what’s the word…. I don’t know but he will SO rock that part.
It could just be me but that doesn’t look like the symbiote. It looks like spiderman all dark because he’s in a freakin’ rain storm.
Don’t get me wrong. Venom would be cool, but that doesn’t look like him at all. And if they’re going to alter from tradition I’m going to be pissed.
#12 holycrap that ytmnd sucks
#11 that quiz was fun! i scored as a “pure nerd”, what a shocker.
I just don’t get the thing with comic strip movies. I’d rather shove an angry cat up my ass than have to sit through this movie.
Ha! Ha! The SF admitted to blowing a nerd!
It looks to me like it’s simply a black and white poster. It’s exactly the same costume as before. And as stated previously, it’s been no secret that Venom would be in this one, as is Sandman and Dr. Connors (for those that don’t know, Dr. Connors becomes the Lizard). Now that I’ve solidified my nerd standing, I’m going to follow the guidence of our writer and wash the taste out of my mouth.
Batman knock off.
hmph
Spide-Man one is a terrible terrible terrible movie, Spide-Man 2 was basically the same thing but slightly less crappy
don’t people know the difference between good and bad anymore?
It doesnt have to be good, its fucking Spiderman!
Luckily ,Spidey fans, they were both excellent movies.
I may be a comic book fan girl but I still consider some comic book based movies horrible, a few Batman’s come into mind. Daredevil, Aeon, Elektra…GAWD Catwoman.
Spiderman set the bar and the only ones to live up to it so far are X-men and the new Batman.
it’s a fake…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63389154@N00/103994501/
the real one ^^
Thanks for clearing that up fabrikated.
I’d hit it.
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/index.php
fabrikated is either an idiot or a liar.
maybe i’m both?
*mystery*
Color of his costume? Yeah, whatever. Why the hell is he just sittin there staring at his lil pud? I guess I’d be dejected too if I made myself a suit that made me look like a eunuch. Somebody get that boy a codpiece will ya?
Cool! and that’s that…
this dark look/suit only needs one thing *drumroll*
nipples.
Thanks Tetsuo, I havent even bothered checking the spidey website considering its so far away.
I can clear up one question for us though, fabrikated is an idiot.
haha, you guys are worse than a counterstrike forum.
Actually, that was kinda sexy.
Get your hands off it. Deep, deep down you all know you’re going to go out and see it. Maybe when it comes out in the cinemas, maybe not until it’s been released on DVD, but someday and soon.
so why is the costume black now? I dont get it…
venom is like a clone of spiderman only w/a black costume and spiderman fights him (still dressed in his regular blue/red costume)?
Thanks for clearing that up Average. Now all we need is to come up with some witty comment that questions Fabrikated’s gender preferences and we’ll have earned our wings.
And DuckBoy, there’s one easy way to explain Venom. Read this: http://tinyurl.com/g22dv
I’m not sure what has happened but you have gotten funny down. I stopped coming here a few months ago and after MUCH demanding from a friend that yes indeed you were in fact funny again, I have come and seen the light.
So glad to be entertained again.
I often sleep with women and drink to get the taste of nerd out of my mouth, only I’m a woman….not yet a lesbian. Weird..?..?!..
SPOILERS! DON’T READ FURTHER BLAH BLAH BLAH(Potentially)
Actually… I don’t think Spiderman will face Venom in the 3rd movie… I have read rumors that Spiderman will face Sandman, and I think the black costume will be introduced without Venom. Why? Well the costume has a long comic book history even before Venom gets to use it. There wouldn’t be enough time to introduce Peter Parker’s and Venom’s relationship, introduce the costume, go through the drama of Spiderman finding out it’s real nature, have Spiderman get rid of it and Venom get it… THEN have Spiderman confront Venom. Spiderman will probably face a different adversary in the 3rd movie, with elements of Venom introduced to set up the 4th movie.
IMHO.
“I often sleep with women and drink to get the taste of nerd out of my mouth, only I’m a woman….not yet a lesbian. Weird..?..?!..”
Nah, it doesn’t start getting weird ’til cattle and other fauna enter the picture, so don’t worry. Different times we live in…very, confusing and …disturbing times…
“Actually… I don’t think Spiderman will face Venom in the 3rd movie… I have read rumors that Spiderman will face Sandman, and I think the black costume will be introduced without Venom. Why? Well the costume has a long comic book history even before Venom gets to use it. There wouldn’t be enough time to introduce Peter Parker’s and Venom’s relationship, introduce the costume, go through the drama of Spiderman finding out it’s real nature, have Spiderman get rid of it and Venom get it… THEN have Spiderman confront Venom. Spiderman will probably face a different adversary in the 3rd movie, with elements of Venom introduced to set up the 4th movie.”
That’s a common theory. Another one is that they’re basing it off the Ultimate Spiderman storyline, which means, the black suit will be made in a lab, Eddie Brock is a skinny nerdy kid….like Parker and it’s going to make about as much sense as Mary-Kate & Ashley becoming competitive eaters.
I check up on Spider-man news because my boyfriend once told me the only reason he liked me was because I reminded him of Kirsten Dunst.
“my boyfriend once told me the only reason he liked me was because I reminded him of Kirsten Dunst.”
ouch!
that qualifies as psychological abuse, drop that zero and get ya’self a hero. *snaps fingers*
Ya Megan I wouldnt go around saying that too often, especially not to spidey fans.
I mean, MJ is supposed to be two of the most beautiful women in the spidey comic series combined, she is hardly that…
is that tobey in the suit? cuz i dont see the rolls of fat he was sporting a few months ago …
spiderman 3 sucks!!!
i had to say it.