In case you haven’t already seen it, Sony has finally released an official image for Spider-Man 3 featuring Spider-Man wearing his black costume. For those of you who didn’t spend your childhood reading comic books and mastering the NES, the black costume implies that Spider-Man will be facing his archrival Venom, who sports an alien symbiote that merges with its host to give them that black costume with all its alien symbiote powers. And now if you’ll excuse me, I have go find some women to have sex with to wash the taste of nerd out of my mouth. Damn you, childhood. Damn you to hell.
Spider-Man’s new costume revealed
February 24th, 2006 // 49 Comments
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Miss Hell | February 24, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Hopefully Spiderman 3 will be starring Venom.
mamacita | February 24, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Man. My 2-year old has watched the cartoon version of The Venom Saga so many times, I feel like I’d rather stab myself in the throat than watch the movie version. One of the worst parts of that cartoon is when Cassidy tells Eddie Brock “I’ll eat you for breakfast, man” and Eddie replies “I’d give you indigestion……………..man”. I responded by hysterically laughing while saying “God!! Someone kill me now!!”
Mary45 | February 24, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Spider Man meets Johnny Cash…
tits_on_snack | February 24, 2006 at 4:05 pm
MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Venom fucking Rocks, man!!!!!
SMF121490 | February 24, 2006 at 4:13 pm
LaydeeBug,
I agree. Venom rocks. However, I will not be forcing myself to go watch this movie. I saw the first one, that was enough for me.
AmberDextrose | February 24, 2006 at 4:15 pm
I can’t think of a single useful, funny or clever thing to say, but Hey, I’ve never let that stop me before!
Spiderman. I think my 2-year old has him on his favourite pants.
Where are all the mean people today? I can see I’ll have to go to the hairdresser to get my fix of evil bitchery.
---nigz--- | February 24, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Man its not spiderman.. if its not his orginal costume.. its not spiderman m8!!!!!!!
although u gotta admit.. grey is very slimming..
DonLes91 | February 24, 2006 at 4:34 pm
#4
I love that name! Mmmm…boobs…*drool*
Oh yeah, Venom is gonna kick some Spidey ass! I heard Eric Foreman, er, I mean Topher Grace is gonna play Venom. He probably should pack on about 10 or 50 pounds.
Captain Awesome | February 24, 2006 at 4:35 pm
This is indeed a shot of the symbiote taking over Parker and the suit.
I hope that when it takes over Brock, he looks cool.
londonlady | February 24, 2006 at 4:52 pm
OK, Technically the writer would have a taste of geek in the mouth, not a nerd taste. Nerds do not necessarily know arcane Spider-man comics trivia–it’s more of a geek thing. See http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9935030990046738815
And now I have proved I am a geek.
Jack Bauer | February 24, 2006 at 5:14 pm
lmao @ http://emospidey3.ytmnd.com/
That poster is so emo
Xanthia | February 24, 2006 at 5:15 pm
why isn’t there a picture of this suit like they make of the batman suit – so one can see how things are “packaged”??????
Shaun | February 24, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Spiderman Ownz.
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 5:45 pm
#6, Spidey #2 was lacking, so I’m gonna wait for video.
Now X-MEN 3, Oh, yeah, I’ll be there!
Tribe | February 24, 2006 at 5:47 pm
I’m not sure if this picture is a joke or not, but that’s not Spiderman’s black costume. Although this post alone identifies me as a former (and possibly present) comic-book geek, I read pretty much every comic involving the suit, from when he first got it in the 12-issue limited series (it may have been issue #5 or #8), and it looked nothing like this. In fact, it looked NOTHING like his old costume. It wasn’t merely the former web lines shaded black. It was ALL black except for the white symbol in the middle. If they (producers, directors, whoever) are intending this to be Spiderman in the black costume, they failed miserably.
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 5:49 pm
#7 “Wearing Underoos is fun…..”
#9 Foreman as Venom, Dude I like Foreman, he is so, what’s the word…. I don’t know but he will SO rock that part.
sailorairman | February 24, 2006 at 6:08 pm
It could just be me but that doesn’t look like the symbiote. It looks like spiderman all dark because he’s in a freakin’ rain storm.
Don’t get me wrong. Venom would be cool, but that doesn’t look like him at all. And if they’re going to alter from tradition I’m going to be pissed.
Captain Awesome | February 24, 2006 at 6:08 pm
#12 holycrap that ytmnd sucks
Evangelia | February 24, 2006 at 7:31 pm
#11 that quiz was fun! i scored as a “pure nerd”, what a shocker.
HollyJ | February 24, 2006 at 7:45 pm
I just don’t get the thing with comic strip movies. I’d rather shove an angry cat up my ass than have to sit through this movie.
Foxbase Alpha | February 24, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Ha! Ha! The SF admitted to blowing a nerd!
babywiththepower | February 24, 2006 at 9:02 pm
It looks to me like it’s simply a black and white poster. It’s exactly the same costume as before. And as stated previously, it’s been no secret that Venom would be in this one, as is Sandman and Dr. Connors (for those that don’t know, Dr. Connors becomes the Lizard). Now that I’ve solidified my nerd standing, I’m going to follow the guidence of our writer and wash the taste out of my mouth.
Jayne | February 24, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Batman knock off.
hmph
andrewthezeppo | February 24, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Spide-Man one is a terrible terrible terrible movie, Spide-Man 2 was basically the same thing but slightly less crappy
don’t people know the difference between good and bad anymore?
Average | February 24, 2006 at 11:25 pm
It doesnt have to be good, its fucking Spiderman!
Luckily ,Spidey fans, they were both excellent movies.
I may be a comic book fan girl but I still consider some comic book based movies horrible, a few Batman’s come into mind. Daredevil, Aeon, Elektra…GAWD Catwoman.
Spiderman set the bar and the only ones to live up to it so far are X-men and the new Batman.
fabrikated | February 24, 2006 at 11:51 pm
it’s a fake…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63389154@N00/103994501/
the real one ^^
Average | February 25, 2006 at 2:07 am
Thanks for clearing that up fabrikated.
happy_bunny | February 25, 2006 at 5:32 am
I’d hit it.
Tetsuo | February 25, 2006 at 7:56 am
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/index.php
fabrikated is either an idiot or a liar.
fabrikated | February 25, 2006 at 10:42 am
maybe i’m both?
*mystery*
bafongu | February 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
Color of his costume? Yeah, whatever. Why the hell is he just sittin there staring at his lil pud? I guess I’d be dejected too if I made myself a suit that made me look like a eunuch. Somebody get that boy a codpiece will ya?
gogoboots | February 25, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Cool! and that’s that…
BarbadoSlim | February 25, 2006 at 3:52 pm
this dark look/suit only needs one thing *drumroll*
nipples.
Average | February 25, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Thanks Tetsuo, I havent even bothered checking the spidey website considering its so far away.
I can clear up one question for us though, fabrikated is an idiot.
fabrikated | February 25, 2006 at 4:37 pm
haha, you guys are worse than a counterstrike forum.
Ms Sisyphus | February 25, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Actually, that was kinda sexy.
5318008 | February 25, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Get your hands off it. Deep, deep down you all know you’re going to go out and see it. Maybe when it comes out in the cinemas, maybe not until it’s been released on DVD, but someday and soon.
DuckBoy | February 25, 2006 at 10:23 pm
so why is the costume black now? I dont get it…
venom is like a clone of spiderman only w/a black costume and spiderman fights him (still dressed in his regular blue/red costume)?
Tetsuo | February 25, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Thanks for clearing that up Average. Now all we need is to come up with some witty comment that questions Fabrikated’s gender preferences and we’ll have earned our wings.
And DuckBoy, there’s one easy way to explain Venom. Read this: http://tinyurl.com/g22dv
Virenda | February 26, 2006 at 3:02 am
I’m not sure what has happened but you have gotten funny down. I stopped coming here a few months ago and after MUCH demanding from a friend that yes indeed you were in fact funny again, I have come and seen the light.
So glad to be entertained again.
I often sleep with women and drink to get the taste of nerd out of my mouth, only I’m a woman….not yet a lesbian. Weird..?..?!..
5318008 | February 26, 2006 at 5:05 am
SPOILERS! DON’T READ FURTHER BLAH BLAH BLAH(Potentially)
Actually… I don’t think Spiderman will face Venom in the 3rd movie… I have read rumors that Spiderman will face Sandman, and I think the black costume will be introduced without Venom. Why? Well the costume has a long comic book history even before Venom gets to use it. There wouldn’t be enough time to introduce Peter Parker’s and Venom’s relationship, introduce the costume, go through the drama of Spiderman finding out it’s real nature, have Spiderman get rid of it and Venom get it… THEN have Spiderman confront Venom. Spiderman will probably face a different adversary in the 3rd movie, with elements of Venom introduced to set up the 4th movie.
IMHO.
BarbadoSlim | February 26, 2006 at 8:13 am
“I often sleep with women and drink to get the taste of nerd out of my mouth, only I’m a woman….not yet a lesbian. Weird..?..?!..”
Nah, it doesn’t start getting weird ’til cattle and other fauna enter the picture, so don’t worry. Different times we live in…very, confusing and …disturbing times…
Nikk The Templar | February 26, 2006 at 12:56 pm
“Actually… I don’t think Spiderman will face Venom in the 3rd movie… I have read rumors that Spiderman will face Sandman, and I think the black costume will be introduced without Venom. Why? Well the costume has a long comic book history even before Venom gets to use it. There wouldn’t be enough time to introduce Peter Parker’s and Venom’s relationship, introduce the costume, go through the drama of Spiderman finding out it’s real nature, have Spiderman get rid of it and Venom get it… THEN have Spiderman confront Venom. Spiderman will probably face a different adversary in the 3rd movie, with elements of Venom introduced to set up the 4th movie.”
That’s a common theory. Another one is that they’re basing it off the Ultimate Spiderman storyline, which means, the black suit will be made in a lab, Eddie Brock is a skinny nerdy kid….like Parker and it’s going to make about as much sense as Mary-Kate & Ashley becoming competitive eaters.
MeganHarris | February 26, 2006 at 5:40 pm
I check up on Spider-man news because my boyfriend once told me the only reason he liked me was because I reminded him of Kirsten Dunst.
BarbadoSlim | February 26, 2006 at 6:45 pm
“my boyfriend once told me the only reason he liked me was because I reminded him of Kirsten Dunst.”
ouch!
that qualifies as psychological abuse, drop that zero and get ya’self a hero. *snaps fingers*
Average | February 26, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Ya Megan I wouldnt go around saying that too often, especially not to spidey fans.
I mean, MJ is supposed to be two of the most beautiful women in the spidey comic series combined, she is hardly that…
Roxie | February 27, 2006 at 2:48 pm
is that tobey in the suit? cuz i dont see the rolls of fat he was sporting a few months ago …
casino | September 28, 2007 at 12:00 pm
spiderman 3 sucks!!!
i had to say it.