Another Spider-Man Movie. Oh Boy.

One of the greatest strengths of the Marvel movies is that they were forced to develop second-tier characters like Captain America and Iron Man without relying on heavy-hitters like Spider-Man or the X-Men who were already guaranteed box office. But then Sony studio-noted the shit out of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and Marvel got a chance to “share” Spider-Man who they quickly wedged into Captain America: Civil War even though it already had a perfectly suitable and goddamn fantastic Paul Rudd in it. And now that Spidey has his own solo movie, Spider-Man: Homecoming, which in fairness is trying its best to separate itself from the 18,000 other Spider-Man movies by going, “Holy shit, look how much Robert Downey Jr. is in this!” But at the end of the day, we’ve seen this all of this crap before except now there’s a CGI Iron Man flying next to Spider-Man. Literally. It’s the last scene of the trailer in case you missed the first two minutes of, “Yo, dawg, we heard you like Iron Man in your Spider-Man, so we made them hug in a car. Give us your money.”

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