This ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Tie-In Doesn’t Have Any Creepy Subtext At All

April 2nd, 2014 // 5 Comments
Spider-Baby Evian
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“So Spider-Man‘s swinging through the city, right? Lots of action, webs everywhere, but then he perches for a minute on the side of a building and checks himself out in a window. His reflection – wait for it – the baby he made Gwen Stacy abort… dressed like Spider-Man.”
“What the hell does that have anything to do with water?”
“It’s a baby dressed like Spider-Man.”
“Sold. But only if it dances. *presses intercom* Cheryl, could you bring in the cocaine cart?”


  1. if these spiderman movies had more featured abortions, i’d contemplate checking them out.

  2. anonymous

    Why does the CGI baby’s costume look more realistic than what the actor playing Spider-Man is wearing?

  3. I saw the Spider Baby pic and was hoping they switched the video game tie-in development to the folks that make Little Big Planet. Sackboy Spidey swinging around a burlap Manhattan would have pretty much ensured I’d buy it.

  4. I’d rather watch a Spider-Baby flick than The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

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