This ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Tie-In Doesn’t Have Any Creepy Subtext At All

“So Spider-Man’s swinging through the city, right? Lots of action, webs everywhere, but then he perches for a minute on the side of a building and checks himself out in a window. His reflection – wait for it – the baby he made Gwen Stacy abort… dressed like Spider-Man.”
“What the hell does that have anything to do with water?”
“It’s a baby dressed like Spider-Man.”
“Sold. But only if it dances. *presses intercom* Cheryl, could you bring in the cocaine cart?”