Spencer Pratt’s parents disowned him
Seen here standing guard outside his home yesterday in case his frail, middle-aged mother-in-law returns after calling the cops on her, Spencer Pratt has reportedly been disowned by his own parents, according to Us Weekly:
“They noticed him changing two years ago and stayed by his side. But now it’s too much,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They even took the pictures of him out of their home.”
Us Weekly reports Spencer, 26, and Heidi, 23, have become virtual shut-ins at their $7,000-a-month rented L.A house, which is filled with framed covers of magazines on which they’ve appeared.
“No one ever visits,” a local tells Us, and the couple rarely leave. “Heidi sits and stares in the mirror, while Spencer plots and schemes on his projects all day,” adds a Pratt source. “He sits on the Internet, watches TV and tries to get press. That is all he does. It’s totally sick.”
On top of all these shenanigans, Spencer Pratt is openly keeping a Marine in the guest room under the pretense of helping a soldier. But if finally coming out of the closet gets him a People exclusive, he’d melt Heidi down to a candle and drip the wax on his nipples in front of a stadium full of paparazzi before noon. “Haha! She never even had a vagina! *tsssss*”