Spencer Pratt’s parents disowned him

May 14th, 2010 // 99 Comments

Seen here standing guard outside his home yesterday in case his frail, middle-aged mother-in-law returns after calling the cops on her, Spencer Pratt has reportedly been disowned by his own parents, according to Us Weekly:

“They noticed him changing two years ago and stayed by his side. But now it’s too much,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They even took the pictures of him out of their home.”
Us Weekly reports Spencer, 26, and Heidi, 23, have become virtual shut-ins at their $7,000-a-month rented L.A house, which is filled with framed covers of magazines on which they’ve appeared.
“No one ever visits,” a local tells Us, and the couple rarely leave. “Heidi sits and stares in the mirror, while Spencer plots and schemes on his projects all day,” adds a Pratt source. “He sits on the Internet, watches TV and tries to get press. That is all he does. It’s totally sick.”

On top of all these shenanigans, Spencer Pratt is openly keeping a Marine in the guest room under the pretense of helping a soldier. But if finally coming out of the closet gets him a People exclusive, he’d melt Heidi down to a candle and drip the wax on his nipples in front of a stadium full of paparazzi before noon. “Haha! She never even had a vagina! *tsssss*

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  1. Kirk

    Really, this guy is going to snap before he realizes the only talent he has is the one needed at Burger King. Can you say “Have it this way bitch… (bang, bang)”.

  2. So Beautiful nice watch the watch looking is very nice the peons, will sit back and allow utter piles of stinking fly-enshrouded feces to pass as entertainment. It’s pathetic. thanks

  3. Kirk

    Really, this guy is going to snap before he realizes the only talent he has is the one needed at Burger King. Can you say “Have it this way bitch… (bang, bang)”.

  4. Your watch look is very nice and your are very smarts person thanks dude.

  5. goAWAY

    The only way that crystal can help him is bashing his head in with it. Just think of the publicity Spencer!

  6. justifiable

    I say if Russell Brand can shove a Barbie doll up his rectum in a London stage show, the very least that Spencer Pratt can do for publicity is to shove that huge hunk of crystal where the sun don’t shine.

  7. No name - like that horse

    One is a digital watch so he can tell the time. The other is shiny, but too complicated.

  8. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    I think the Dorothy Stratten story is going to happen all over again with these 2. If you don’t know who she is, google it.

  9. Asuri

    I can’t help but think this is somehow a joke on us, and is a new form of reality show that takes place all over the media and Pratt and Heidi are still somehow being paid for their services. Because I also don’t see how the fuck they keep blowing money for extravagant bullshit without ever doing anything.

  10. Nicole

    His beard looks like a shaved Vagina trying to grow back. What a douchebag!

  11. Nicole

    His beard looks a shaved vagina trying to grow back.. Douchebag!

  12. Nicole

    His beard looks like a shaved vagina trying to grow back.. Douchebag!

  13. Nicole

    His beard looks like a shaved vagina trying to grow back.. Douchebag!

  14. Jezebel

    Why do you even bother giving these wastes of skin an audience?
    Who gives a shit about them

  15. Jezebel

    Why do you even bother giving these wastes of skin an audience?
    Who gives a shit about them

  16. HonestPunk

    Man He Must Have Taken Some Bad Ass LSD. lol

  17. TVannie

    After you reach 21, playing army just makes you look stupid. I love the binoculars . Does he think Heidi’s Mom is trying to break in by crawling on her belly through a mine field? He’s no longer funny and quirky. Now Spencer is scary and delusional. His beard looks like face fungus.

  18. Heidi Fan

    Do you guys remember Robert Palmer’s – Johnny and Mary

    Also lets stop hoping this guy is gay b/c he’s just mean and wants press. I believe he’s straight but might not exactly love Heidi. If they divorced and found the people they are meant to be with it would be better. But we as a society contribute to this. Its alright to spectatebut not alright to hate and bash someone most of us will never know.

  19. On a more interesting note, LeBron James failed again! LULZ ^_^

  20. fuck you

    Me thinks he is a sociopath, for real. I always thought that if Heidi ever did get pregnant he’d probably murder her or their her and the kid eventually.

  21. Ness

    he looks like a park ranger that works at the grand canyon..freak’n loser

  22. Ness

    he looks like a park ranger that works at the grand canyon..freak’n loser

  23. 6one9

    He’s sniffing the dust of his crystals!! Heidi needs to “` move on.

  24. Anonymous

    Why the hell does Heidi need to move on? She’s as big as douchebag as he is. Perfect couple if you ask me. They can both stay at home all day and look up each other on Google til they die and hopefully never procreate.

  25. udunome

    Do me a favor and stop talking about these idiots, because its WHAT THEY WANT!

    They both deserve to die alone, with no family, and no money, after how they have treated everyone

    and whats even more great, one day no one will even know their names, and that will drive them crazy

    So please, dont give them the satisfaction of putting them on your site, because they aren’t worth it!

  26. Julie

    Haha, so they’re stuck in their own house. Let me guess. They’re going to have a bed-in, John and Yoko style? Except instead of protesting peace, they’ll protest for more attention. It’s what they do best.

  27. Tom brady

    I can’t believe he is wearing a recon shirt!!!WTF !!!

  28. i love lindsay lohan i think her look is amazin!i was told today i look like her couple years back i was over the moon any one got any tips on looking like the party and red hair, frackes, beautiful clothes e.i rocker chic, classy,green eyes,pretty smile, and have style.

  29. captain america

    ……………….he wasn’t adopted?

  30. katie

    he is so fucking ugly and these 2 are sick. that’s all i had to add.

  31. waitin

    sure do hope this vapid slanderer passes through b’klyn or jersey ..
    he’ll get whacked’ simply for his ‘looks’ if nuthin’ else…

  32. waitin

    sure do hope this vapid slanderer passes through b’klyn or jersey ..
    he’ll get whacked’ simply for his ‘looks’ if nuthin’ else…

  33. Danklin24

    What kind of assclown looks through binoculars while still wearing sunglasses? This guy seriously is the biggest fucking toolbox on the planet.

  34. B.B

    I’m glad his parents disowned this fame-hungry egomaniac, I would too.

  35. Diana

    Okay, either he is a genius of knowing how to get press or he’s gone absolutely psycho.

    Look at him holding that fucking crystal as if it’s going to magically help him somehow….and the binoculars? Wtf?

  36. This guy seriously is the biggest fucking toolbox on the planet.

  37. Nerd

    The hat says it all….

    Twat: I’m Indiana Jones!

    Mrs. Plastic Twat: Indiana Jones’ hat doesn’t….

    Twat: Shut up! I’m Indiana Jones! Indiana Jones and the Binocular Crystals!

  38. Rhialto

    These kids have gone totally nuts.That’s one agreement we can make for sure.

  39. Darth

    Remarkable that both of them did go nuts.

  40. So now he need to prove himself that as an adult child he can now manage the expenses on his own and there might be some specific reason behind his parents to do this.

  41. Buy some christian louboutin shoes for your sweetheart !

  42. Buy some herve leger dress for your darling !

  43. mimi

    I honestly believe that this doofus thinks he is looking like Brad Pitt! Haha, what an idiot! He’s going to keep on and NOBODY will hire him..I hope..

  44. I think there might be some fluctuations going on in there personal life as well as in between there parent and him.Hope that will be settled again.

  45. TAT

    I knew this was horseshit when I heard it, they’re money hungry,media clowns, it’s a shame, they feel they need to have this negative attention.

  46. sweet pea

    These two people have serious mental issues, especially Spencer but shes a close second, mentally ill they are, no wonder his mum has had enough, their broke so they are now on british t.v. being rude and nasty to the house mates in big brother to win and try and get some money, but i hope they dont im sure they wont, they bragg about usa but they hate them to now so does britain ,, bogg off ass holes…

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