Somebody, somewhere on the Interwebs decided to do some research (?) into the whole Mary-Kate Olsen/Spencer Pratt feud which apparently started back in high school. In a 2007 Details article, Spencer brags about selling a picture of an underage Mary-Kate drinking at a party for $50,000. On top of of that, he also dishes out his blatant attempts to leech the everliving fuck out of the celebrity world even if it requires having sex with Heidi on video:
On getting Brody to date Nicole Richie:
“All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a fucking hero to America.
On being famous
“What does it take to be famous nowadays? Nothing! Look at Nicole. She’s on the cover of every magazine every week. And why? Because she doesn’t eat. Well, lots of girls in this country don’t eat. That’s, like, my whole philosophy with Brody–make him part of that.”
On starting his own sex tape scandal:
Pratt spends 20 minutes talking about how he plans to make a tape of himself and Heidi Montag having sex, which he’s thinking about posting online.
On Kevin Connolly of HBO’s Entourage:
“That guy is a joke,” Pratt says with scorn. “We were Entourage before Entourage.” He’s not joking. To Pratt, the notion that someone would become famous by acting is ridiculous. “Why would anyone act,” he asks, “when they can just play themselves?”
Dear Hollywood,
I know you’re reading this because you can’t get enough awesome. Don’t worry; your secret’s safe. In return for my silence, I’m calling in a favor. The next time Spencer Pratt comes to your office with some sort of asscockian pitch, I want you to throw a bucket of AIDS in his face. Nothing fancy. Just a bucket of AIDS. If you don’t have a bucket of AIDS or recently threw one at a member of the Hogan family, I’d be glad to provide you with another one – free of charge.
Together we can make a difference.
The Superficial Writer.
This guy is an obvious idiot and so is his girlfriend, but I would like to watch Heidi fuck somebody, even if just to see how bad she is in bed. Also, I have to give them respect for the whole “sex tape” idea in general. If releasing a tape of me fucking would make me rich and famous, I would at least consider it.
I would like to kill both of them.
Are those quotes for real???? That kid needs to get the shit kicked out of him.
please stop posting and writing about them omfg. they are so fuckin annoying. geez everytime i look at spencer and hidi montag’s face i wanna like break my computer screen !
Wow, I didn’t think it was humanly possible (operative word: human), but Pratt actually makes Paris Hilton look like an intelligent, talented celebrity I think he just defied the laws of physics. Although, she and Nicole Richie did inadvertently spawn him, so I’m not sure. I need to reconstruct my algorithms again. My God, I think he ripped a hole through the fabric of time and space. We’re about to be invaded by hordes of ego-Pratt monsters from another dimension. Okay, I’m off to get one last salsa omelette from IHOP before I kill myself.
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No AIDS wouldn’t be the right kind of punishment for this douche, because he would just go on living, without any care, and probably be a spreader. The BEST form of punishment for this douche is something that’s going to hit home with him, and I mean something that will send him into a deep dark place because his career would be over. A bucket full of acid. On the face. Would permenately disfigure him and ruin his self entitled “good looks”, he wouldn’t be smiling then. Just saying. A bucket ful of acid to the face and we’d never see him again.
Brooke Hogan should run over him
Oh and whoever believes they are having straight sex must be nuts.
I wish a meteor would fall on these two. Or that they would get attacked by a pack of rabid chimpanzees.
Maybe god will show mercy on the rest of us and make them both sterile with modern medical science unable to help them reproduce.
asscockian? like hitchcockian?
quick, someone convince spencer that he’d become more famous if he legally changed his name to “asscock.” he’d totally go for it.
I can just see them getting home and getting undressed… Heidi pulls off the tape and let’s her wang out, and Spence takes the roll of dimes out of his tighty-whities to let his vagina air…
Then he breaks down in his squeaky pre-op voice: “I just can’t keep this up…” *tear* To which Heidi replies with a firm smack and “Get me a beer woman… There’s gonna be some sexing tonight…” Then Heidi sniffs the skid marks as Spence weeps off into the kitchen…
Or maybe that’s just me…
They’re so freaking scary! I thought it was a wax statue of the two morons.
Life in plastic is fantastic!
It sounds to me like Spencer knows his sheeple:
“All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a fucking hero to America.”
I’ll drop the “fucking hero to America” part, but the rest of it sounds about like something that would make someone famous.
The Orca Winfrey watching Obongo voting sheeple would just eat that shit up. Pratt is dead on target; the man knows his dumb mindless stupid sheepshit for brains white sheeple for sure.
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
Why is he picking on cutie Kevin Connolly? What did he ever do to this phoney?
who?
Jeezus, KC we hear you the first fucking time!!!!
Funny how his name is Pratt. The British word for complete effing moron:
prat 128 up, 29 down
a self-aggrandizing, pompous fuck. Someone who is full of themselves and, almost invariably, stupid as well. With a hint of ‘deluded.’
“I’m getting really tired of listening to Vince brag about his conquests. What a prat.” (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prat)
Funny how his name is Pratt. The British word for complete effing moron:
prat (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prat)
a self-aggrandizing, pompous fuck. Someone who is full of themselves and, almost invariably, stupid as well. With a hint of ‘deluded.’
“I’m getting really tired of listening to Vince brag about his conquests. What a prat.”
Funny how his name is Pratt. The British word for complete effing moron:
prat (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prat)
a self-aggrandizing, pompous fuck. Someone who is full of themselves and, almost invariably, stupid as well. With a hint of ‘deluded.’
“I’m getting really tired of listening to Vince brag about his conquests. What a prat.”
You know, I don’t ever even hear these two morons’ names outside of these gossip websites, so I don’t know why they think they’re that famous..
With a slightly less prominent chin, Heidi could be very pretty.
With his head blown off by a shotgun, Spencer could be very pretty, too.
I hope he pees on Heidi in the sex tape they make. Right on her face.
your letter. i may print it out. bronze it and hang it on my wall.
#79
Funniest comment goes to you!
(I’m not being sarcastic, sometimes it’s hard to tell here…)
I’d say a bucket of “gonnorherpasyphilaids” would do better.
Or just Ebola. Any kind of hemorrhagic fever is a terrible week long, bleeding out every orifice, way to die.
Don’t worry folks, what’s comes around, goes around. They’ll get what they deserve eventually. It’s just sad they keep on going, even when Heidi says she cries when she hears what the media has to say about her.
This tool looks as queer as a 3 dollar bill !! Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with this girl? She might be a tool, but as least she’s cute.
this guy is a fucking douchebag!!!
please, make him go awayy!
ummm he says it takes nothing to become famous in hollywood? well duh look at yourself!!
I am Spencer Pratt, the biggest douchebag of them all.
Nice reference to Oasis saying the Blur guys should “get AIDS and die.” A rare groundbreaking moment for them.
people like this are why Al-Qaida hate America
I don’t know who this guy is since we don’t have all that MTV reality TV here, but from wat I’m reading and seeing in pictures this guy looks like a total retard. Just look at the mono-brow and eyes-too-close-to-eachother trademarks. The girl’s not so bad. I’d hit that, but I suppose she’s not all that bright either.
So yeah, bucket of AIDS. Good idea.
How sweet they are.Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on RICHLOVING.COM hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
Well, since I am a Southerner (not like the total Douchebaggery you Northerners do), I would consider Stump Breakin’ him, and Donkey Punchin’ her.
But only if the money is good. ONLY if the money is good.
Being stupid AND talking is ironic, he damn sure isn’t doing anything LESS retarded than the people busting off comments here (Oh……ironic!) but then again:
He is a fucktard, unfortunately, he isn’t smart enough to figure that out.
Like most fucking idiots in my world. -God
this guy face creep me out
its like that doll form dead silence
FOr a young guy, he’s got such a mean nasty old creepy racist bigoted elitist vibe to him. That face, those eyes, that smile…just give off this VILENESS.
HALLELUJA, the two BONZO’S are ALIVE and CHEATING!!
@75,76,77…
one more time – for emphasis?
these two need to go away…..he looks like serial killer Paul Bernardo….look it up
i don’t get it. how are his eyes THAT close together? his face freaks me out, man.
OMG – he looks like a gay televangelist in training.
actually, I’d like 2 see him, his dumb wife 4 marrying him AND that loser, drug addict Amy Whore-house into a pit full of Rottweilers and scorpions!! Whose the agency that keeps booking these losers?!