Spencer Pratt’s machine gun birthday cake

August 16th, 2009 // 93 Comments

Dear NRA Enthusiasts,

Meet your new poster child. He’s all yours.

- The Superficial

(Thanks to Jonah Ray who’s packing an arsenal – of love. Ladies?)

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  1. Aldo

    I thought this site was through posting “news” about these two clowns.

  2. apple

    Needs to learn to use toner properly :(

  3. netstarman

    Remeber these “things” that shill themselves out FLIP-FLOP alot the republicans then there liberals, but if that was a real gun I would think they should use it on thenselves and end this pitiful fake christian attitude they show off. they will probably become Scientology Xenu followers next then they go into Kabbalah; with them shelling out fake smiles and overpriced blessed water in a bottle that was filled up from the tap in the kitchen. Hugh Hefner must be getting senile if he put her fake ass in the mag .

  4. For Fuck’s Sake! Even “The ‘Port” isn’t that much of a knob-slobbing, anal ease-lovin’, kneepad-wearin’, fudge packer. Don’t get me wrong, he’s all of those things, but he couldn’t hang with this Spencer homo. He’d seriously be out gayed!

  5. Kelly

    He’s the epitome of a douchebag. I get a slimeball vibe whenever I see a picture of him and his stupid flesh colored beard.

  6. zuzuspetals

    Wow- this site has changed. Back in the olden days if I pointed out that Republicans are morons, it would stir up a veritable hornet’s nest of ignorant, lizard-brained shit that would go on for 500 comments or more. Are all the Obama-haters too busy in their klaverns today?
    But hey, I’m not complaining- you all make me proud. Well, all except for you, Adam. You’re a fuck-up.
    After 8 long years of chicanery, we finally have an intelligent, articulate President! Wooo!

  7. Wow, i would have loved that cake for my birthday – when i was ten.

  8. shirleytemple

    has it ever occurred to you assbags that if you all just STOPPED COMMENTING on fish’s ‘heidi and spencer’ posts, he might actually STOP POSTING about them.

    he keeps updating about these two fuckwits because for some reason they seem arouse some sort of sexual commenting-frenzy among you idiots.

    and yes, i realize some smartass is going to say, ‘Hey well YOU just commented on this post too, ha ha ha look who’s the idiot now!’

    indeed… how silly of me.

  9. machiavelli

    Hows about let’s try this… every time Fish posts about them, simply comment

    ‘No one gives a shit’

    and I guarantee the posts will stop. hopefully.

  10. posting these pics does not seem justifiable. If someone smashed the cake in their face and they started crying it would.

    @ 56 – He might be a jive turkey though. He’s pulling some B.S. that smacks of W. himself, although he’s a little smoother about it. Maybe that’s why people want dumb presidents.

    Palin/Speidi 2012

  11. Ian

    Someone please kill them or at least stop posting pictures about these loosers.

  12. paul

    what a douch!!!!! I’d like to punch him in the face!!!

  13. Gunz Rule

    Attention liberal dumbass(es) – this is not a machine gun! This is an interpretive design based on an M16 which is a selective fire assault weapon. As a douchebag liberal you should know what an assault weapon is because you’d like them to be banned and confiscated so real men can’t defend themselves from liberal fascism.

  14. Get a job

    For all the politics going on in this thread, there’s an old saying, “If you’re not a liberal in college, you have no heart; if you’re not a conservative 10 years later, you have no job.”

    Being a republican used to mean being fiscally conservative – e.g., a smaller government that spends less money. We could use a little of that thinking now.

  15. Matt

    Who the fuck is Spencer Pratt? And @ 63….”REAL” men would go at it with their fists…not behind a gun….pussy! bawk bawk

  16. Rasputins Liver

    .

    These pathetic, narcissistic, self-centered, sickening excuses for human beings give the rest of humanity a bad name.

    Along with the likes of Twatney Sperms, Hagdonna, Lindslut Blowhan, Octomomfreak, etc.

    .

  17. chupacabra

    no one else came to this birthday party.

    we all know WHY.

  18. PunkA

    Dear Fish. Pease quit posting photos of these losers. That is, unless they are funeral scene photos.

  19. Annie Loves Anal

    I love guys like 63. They think thier assault “rifle”. Yes, that is “rifle”. Weapon is a generalization that includes pistols and other weaponry. His rifle (if he even has one) probably isn’t cleaned or zeroed properly. Him and his buds probably take it out on the weekends to shoot at shit (close range, of course) because the noise is “cool” and they like the way the shell casings pile up on the ground. What a loser. The cool part is he’ll eventually blow away one of his uneducated, redneck friends. No big loss.

  20. speidie Die

    I hate him. I hate her.

  21. Speidie Die

    Oh, and YAY! #65… you rock

  22. hot mess

    Her teeth in the first pic haunt me…why do they look so creepy? I find myself repelled, yet I can’t…look…away.

    Evil, evil douchebags.

  23. Charlton Heston

    From these cold dead hands will you have to take this rifle away from me!

    And now the “Turkey Shoot” begins…100 points for each eye…and you have 4 to choose from…BEGIN SHOOTING!

  24. jb

    I just really hope at least one of them has been spayed or neutered,………

  25. Nessa

    I’m not coming back to this site if I have to look at those two again. Enough is enough & they are too much.

  26. Spencer Pratt’s machine gun birthday cake! no one else came to this birthday party. we all know WHY.

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