Spencer Pratt’s machine gun birthday cake

DO NOT WANT!

These two are completely ridiculous. And sidenote, what the hell is up with Heidi’s yellow striped hair? Did she decided playboy blonde was too natural? They are so gross and I’m sure she doesn’t even have sex with him.

I love how they’re still shamelessly promoting her playboy cover, even though everyone has already seen the pics and knows they’re terrible. If that girl was anymore airbrushed, they would have needed to bring Pixar in. The fact that Playboy would let someone so low on the totem pole have a no nudity clause AND let her assclown husband interview her just shows that Hef has gone off the deep end!

i take it by the number of candles this used douche bag lover is only eight? it would explain a lot if he is.

wish it was real so he could blow her brains out

Why is Douchie McDouchebag still holding that copy of No-Nudes Magazine?

I share the same b-day as this guy? not all leo’s are attention whores, sometimes attention just seek you out…

@5: You beat me to it, though it would be nice if he used it on himself afterwards.

As an NRA member for life, I just rolled over in my grave.

Let me communicate this: Spencer, you know what you have to do with that gun. Heidi, show me your tits before he does it. (Can I go back to sleep now, Mummy?)

Please,Please No more of these D-bags, If you just ignore them, they WILL go away. Ditto for J&K+8. It worked on Morton Downey,Jr.

Hey. What happened to that promise about not having to see their ugly faces anymore?

What is with these two……. and why do you keep posting them?

Wish he’d eat a real gun.

As dumb as he is, he is still smarter than Joe Biden.

People generally HATE these two fucks so why does the land of fruits and nuts continue to promote these clowns? They are either related to someone or fucking someone. No other other reason.

Moronic Republicans and guns- they just go together.

Moronic Republicans and guns- they just go together.

Please tell them to die!
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“If that girl was anymore airbrushed, they would have needed to bring Pixar in.”

Brilliant!!!

@zuzuspetals

you may want to check your attitude. they’re reality stars in Hollywood. the odds are they’re liberals like you. thanks for bringing politics into it assbag.

@Adam, you may want to check your brain.

These two cockhats campaigned for Palin and are self-proclaimed gun-loving Christians. Zuzupetals was making a relevant comment where as you, like most Republicans, made an uneducated comment based on bullshit that proved her point. Nice one.

stop posting these fucksticks, you’re giving them what they want and making me vomit. if she’s not showing tit then I DON’T CARE.

Couldn’t have said it better myself, #22.
Fuck off, Adam.

Stop posting about Heidi and Spencer!!!!!

I suppose the machine gun represents all those solid Christian values. Christ is weeping.

He’s a creeper…and her face, I HATE IT.

I think I speak for all gun in owners in saying that I’d rather shoot Spencer Pratt than have his kind in any way represent the rest of us!

Does anyone–including them–actually like or respect or have any interest in them? No. So stop motherfucking posting about them.

It must be their lucky weekend to be posted here twice.

Isn’t there really any other news!?

These photos were free!?

As dumb as these two are, there’s something kind of sweet and romantic about their marriage. Their mutual stupidity makes them compatible; it binds them together.

No one yet noticed which of these two is wearing the pearl necklace???

Goes so well with the pink shirt. Tres chic for a chick.

She must have made that thing herself. It has two triggers, one in front of the clip.
And this tough guy, that loves guns, MACHINE GUNS!, couldn’t last one week in the fucking jungle behind a parking lot surrounded by a camera crew without descending into the hysterics of a five-year old. SANJAYA OUT-MANNED HIM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Yeesh.

#22 and #24

I’m sorry I have a life and don’t follow these idiots as apparently you do. But for the record– HOW IS THAT A VALID POINT?

Moronic Republicans— yeah. That’s relevant to a couple of idiots posing for a picture. As usual, liberal pricks making things personal and pushing their politics on everyone else. You’re both sad brainless fucks who unlike me are too pussy to use your names. Grow up.

Dear Fish,

Please stop posting about these two. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

spencer looks like somebody who has a group of kids locked up in his parent’s basement.

Disturbing…

Why? Someone please beat his face in with a rusty pipe that happens to have a shard of glass stuck in it that was, oddly, laying in a flame making it hot enough to melt the skin and get stuck in there as you beat him with it. Is that too much to ask? Heidi could stand by and watch, or, get raped by rabid badgers. Either way.

Did he curl up and die yet?

Too bad he cant shoot himself with it.

Adam,

Lose the weight. Lose the attitude. Realize ALL Liberals aren’t stupid. Get a sense of humor. Maybe have some sex and if noone is willing, GO F***ING get off so you aren’t so angry. Obama ROCKS. You don’t.

I genuinely have no idea what these two are “famous” for. All I know is that her nude pics weren’t nude, so they can fuck off and so forth.

As much as I hate them, I gotta hand it to ‘em. They love being douchy wastes of space and they’ve made a career doing what they love.

I swear on my children that if I met this complete douche-socket on the street I’d fucking jack him so hard he’d pass into the next century.

These two are a complete and total waste of space. And the worst part is they make money being cocknuggets.

I would love to see Spencer Prissy join the Marines or Army. He wouldn’t make it past the reception station. Most shit talkers don’t

P.S. The second trigger is for the grenade launcher I believe.

P.P.S. Please do not refer to it as a gun. It is a weapon.

Thank you for your time.

My rant is over.

It’s occurred to me that Marilyn Monroe showed more in her pictorial nearly sixty years ago.