Because a guy with a camera told her to, Heidi Montag bought Spencer Pratt a 68 Camaro as an early wedding gift. Like any douche worth his weight in high tops, he thanked her by pretending to have sex with her on the hood like that’s a normal part of their relationship. (It’s not.) Then again, it’s probably not a bad idea to practice for an inevitable career in porn. And by inevitable I mean minus Heidi add fireman.
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I could have sworn we voted to ban these ass-clowns from the site
Such as ____SugarBabyMeet.c om____
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
One of these days this woman will have a genuine emotion and will be so confused she may completely forget herself and have a genuine reaction. Ha! Who am I kidding? Oh well, back to the window and watch for flying pigs.
It’s like hitlers last revenge
leaving the most disgusting Aryan’s on the planet
to pollute our minds
eventually driving us all to death
or the inevitable gouging of our eyes
The photos would have been more sincere minus Heidi but with Spencer’s hot cuban boy toy. And Spencer totally bought that car himself. Do they have a suggestion box? I would like to request that they pose next to the Mobieus
Girl from Geekologie next.
They are painfully unattractive. I mean…truly…just…disgusting.
Someone please put these two out of my misery!! Pictures of them make me want to punch things!!! HARD!!
That poor little baby! That camaro is going to need heavy meds to survive being driven by that little bitch.
That poor little baby! That camaro is going to need heavy meds to survive being driven by that little bitch.
Ugh. Quit posting about them. Everyone’s going to start thinking that you’re taking money from them to write this shit, which you probably are considering how you whored yourself out for Brody Jenner and that other stupid chick from the Hills. For making fun of them so much, you sure are putting yourself on the same level.
Didn’t your mom ever tell you to never make promises you can’t keep?
Pics 6 and 7 make me nauseous. Literally.
God
I love them.
Fish…Just how much are these douchebags paying you to do this? Or are you sucking him off and you do this as a favor?
No more of them please.
I’d rather lobotomize myself with a corkscrew than see another posed Heidi and Spencer “adventure.”
Jesus.
“It’s like hitlers last revenge
leaving the most disgusting Aryan’s on the planet”
Hilarious!
Where’s the dismembered seal?
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF, I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR POSTING ABOUT THEM
These (and all the other photo shoots of these douchebags) are actual photos released in European cities in the form of WALMART ads.
I’m sure he willl “CRASH” spencer, folks!!
I will admit that any minority on their WORST day are ten times better than these two on their BEST day. There. I said it. Now back to my regularly scheduled rhetoric.
No more Heidi and Spencer. I’m going to go see what Tyler Durden would do……from now on.
Can’t Hulk Hogan’s son take this douche out for his first ride and show him how fast this car can go?
I wonder who really owns that car and how much did they have to pay him to let that worthless cunt leave her slug tracks on the hood? Where can I find a pretend girlfriend who will buy me an Audi R8? I would prefer the V10; however, I suppose that I could settle for the V8 if she was willing to give me a blumpkin.
Everything for these two dicksmacks is a lameass posing opportunity. Please, SHOTGUN MONTHLY, give them the March cover shot.
And by “shot” I mean “unfortunate prop malfunction”.
Fish is a cocksucking homo. He has to be to keep putting these phony douches on the site. He wants to be Spencers butt buddy.
Fish: I could’ve sworn you said that your next post about these two spooge-hued devil-worshipers would be their obituaries. So, what the fuck?
FUCK THIS COUPLE!
all they do is cry for attention.
FUCK THIS COUPLE!
all they do is cry for attention.
PLEASE NO MORE PHOTOS OF THESE TWO CLOWNS!! I really doubt they are worht it… PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANT STAND THESE TWO!!!
HOLY CRAP!!!!! I hate these people so much!!!!!
GET OFF THE HOOD OF THAT CAR YOU DUMB WHORE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I. HATE. THESE. PEOPLE.
I hope you’ll be proud of yourself if a wave of violence against 60 something men driving this car hits the nation, Mr. Fish. You’ve just helped do to an American classic what Rosanne Barr did to the national anthem.
Spencer continues to look more and more like a homosexual caveman every time he’s on here. If i were him I would thank her for the car and tell her to get her ass the hell off of my car. Finally, what the hell kind of purse is that?! It looks like she’s holding a rolled up piece of tread you’d find on the side of a freeway. Such an idiotic pair should not be allowed to have anything and especially no reproduction.
Spencer continues to look more and more like a homosexual caveman every time he’s on here. If i were him I would thank her for the car and tell her to get her ass the hell off of my car. Finally, what the hell kind of purse is that?! It looks like she’s holding a rolled up piece of tread you’d find on the side of a freeway. Such an idiotic pair should not be allowed to have anything and especially no reproduction.
What the hell is on her purse?
it annoys me how she always looks surprised. find a different pose.
Fish – you damn indian giver, you.
Can we all just agree to not post any comments at all on these posts in the future? No, we probably can’t because most of the people who comment here are douches, but can we at least *try*?
#87 – Simply posting that means you failed to lead by example. Now say something funny…
picture 1 — it looks like he is banging her from behind
picture 3 — wow, what a sincere kiss. so much love. i wish my boyfriend would give me half-assed kisses. they must have the most wonderful relationship. i mean, it must be awesome to date a guy who is secretly (well, obviously) fucking gay.
I sent a letter to Spencer requesting some of his semen. Because I like to swallow semen. But he hasn’t responded yet.
They are so gross
I have religiously read this site for the last few years; today is my last day-you have repeatedly promised no more of these two and I am sick of them.
This is not a a joke and I am sure that me not visiting makes no real difference in the grand scheme of things, but I have principles and thought you should know.
So long and thanks for all, fish.
These are their best shots? Can y’all imagine the ones on the cutting room floor??? These people are bizarre.
Please quick someone get me a crowbar to bash them fuck’n faces down to a pulp…man, I’ve never ached so much just by looking at too fucktards like this.
They are so annoying. Why are they always posing for the paps? Why are they famous? Seriously, I don’t know who they are.
“Creepy flesh-colored beard.”
I fucking hate all of the people who give a damn about these asshats.
They are so hot, and recently they always appeared on a hot club
____T a l l h u b . c o m____,they are welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models here. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.
@90 That’s ok, you can just suck it out of my ass.
why is her mouth open like that. FOOL!!!!