Because a guy with a camera told her to, Heidi Montag bought Spencer Pratt a 68 Camaro as an early wedding gift. Like any douche worth his weight in high tops, he thanked her by pretending to have sex with her on the hood like that’s a normal part of their relationship. (It’s not.) Then again, it’s probably not a bad idea to practice for an inevitable career in porn. And by inevitable I mean minus Heidi add fireman.
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Denise! | February 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm
First!
TUBBO | February 25, 2009 at 5:18 pm
That is waaaaaay too much car for that little scrotum sniffer.
Deacon Jones | February 25, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Heidi – You’re starting to look old. I’m not sure what it is, maybe you should get a face lift or something.
I hate media whores | February 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
These two are the biggest douchebags alive!!
I actually kinda feel like barfing right now.
Matthew | February 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
DAMN IT FISH AGAIN NO MORE MR.AND MISS DOUCHEBAGS! stop breaking your promise to the fans!
DARE | February 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I’ll condone drunk driving here. On an isolated road. Filled with light posts. And maybe a cliff or two.
GI JOE | February 25, 2009 at 5:20 pm
i bet he tries to shift gears with his anus because he looks like he’d enjoy getting bent over and pegged by heidi – i know i would! ROWRRR!!!
Brookey | February 25, 2009 at 5:20 pm
i love how they alwayssss almost kiss eachother on the lips, in pictures you can barely ever see their lips actually touching eachothers…pathetic
Brookey | February 25, 2009 at 5:22 pm
the flamming pink bra looks awesome under that see through shirt…notttt
freeside | February 25, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Is that the same Jesus Madonna is dating?
Liar | February 25, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Superficial! LIAR! Unless this bitch is naked, she’s worthless. Stop posting their propaganda!
sam | February 25, 2009 at 5:31 pm
1. That car is WAY TOO GOOD for him
2. If you are fortunate enough to have a ’68 Camaro, you should be smart enough to keep your FAT ASS (or bony ass) off of the damn hood!
3. Does that skanky wench ever shut her DAMN MOUTH?
Sorry for the shouting but I am not having the best day ever and seeing these two ultimate douches just made it a bit worse. They just totally, completely, eternally SUCK MONKEY BALLS.
ktb | February 25, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Ass Clowns!
Stop posting their pictures.
Some one in Cali, please find the fucker that takes these pictures and shoot them, many times.
Smokeistmoonlight | February 25, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Where’s Mr and Mrs Douchebags fake….ummmmm I mean real wedding bands?????
Photoshop Police | February 25, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Fish….. You are SO FIRED.
2 d-bags plus NO BIKINI = M-F-ING LYING STUPIDHEAD FISH!
that’s right! I went there. I said “stupidhead”
Lex | February 25, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I’d race that dude in my ’81 Volvo, kick his ass, slash his tires, and bang his lady on the hood of his car while he watched.
p0nk | February 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm
xrist what a waste of a good car.
Fish, damn you to hell for posting these douchebags still alive.
Sportsdvl | February 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Douche bag – party of 2
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm
A ’69 Camaro would be way more hot.Another proof that they don’t have really sex.
Megan | February 25, 2009 at 5:39 pm
They look so happy. Good luck
She is talkative and is very popular at the millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. I think sometimes she may feel lonely so she chat online.
Robin | February 25, 2009 at 5:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smLpKyt7W0g
Michelle | February 25, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Why does this bitch have her damn mouth open in like 95% of all her annoying ass pictures???
Chris | February 25, 2009 at 5:43 pm
(sigh)
This site is truly the fucking worst. I know that nothing I say will sway the millions of people who come here but this is just pathetic.
Fuck you, The Superficial.
I’m done.
Shep | February 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I don’t think the camero is really his style though. I mean look at him spending a day out on his favorite bike?
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/3/z51.jpg
p0nk | February 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm
@23, Chris, please drop us a line once in a while.
Hooper | February 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Heidi looks SO bizarre whith her mouth closed, totally unnatuarl. She’s obviously a mouth breather she probably just about passes out when the “paparazzi” tell her “close your dumb cakehole!”.
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm
#21 Thank you for those heartwarming yuotobe clips! I think i need a drink now. . :)
Michelle | February 25, 2009 at 5:54 pm
And oh yeah — Where ARE their fake ass “wedding rings”???
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm
That Spencer Pratt guy looks like the kind of type who pulls ‘ wedding rings’ from local fairs.
Tinner | February 25, 2009 at 6:02 pm
To the superfish writers: STOP WRITING ABOUT THESE WORTHLESS PEONS! THE LIKES OF YOU ARE THE REASON THEY GET ANY ATTENTION!
And to really drive the point home I shall reiterate: STOP WRITING ABOUT THESE WORTHLESS PEONS! THE LIKES OF YOU ARE THE REASON THEY GET ANY ATTENTION!
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Is that blond girl a mouth breather? Though she could be a good girl i think. . .
meme | February 25, 2009 at 6:07 pm
She needs to do porn. Her mouth is always open anyway, so…
ROUGH DADDY | February 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I just had an orgasm looking at the 68 camaro! thats a nice gift..
elphine | February 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I spent £500 on those shoes. And then she got them. Gash.
Mercury '49 | February 25, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Even posing next to that car does nothing to diminish his incredible fagness or her doucheness.
Joe Blow | February 25, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Whew!!! I saw that car and was afraid they were going to be in a new TV show called Starsky and Putz, but then I realized it’s not the same type car.
grobpilot | February 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm
I think she has a problem closing her mouth because of lockjaw caused by blowing SP’s tetanus-laden little string bean.
Randal | February 25, 2009 at 6:28 pm
A leather jacket always adds an extra level of toughness but a ’68 Camero 850 SS strips that jacket right off as it zips on by.
Spencer, make sure you drive that cute little lady of yours around California looking as good as she does with that brilliant smile. The car almost as beautiful as her. Almost.
Randal
Joe Blow | February 25, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Jeez…. could Randal be more gay?
p0nk | February 25, 2009 at 6:38 pm
uh randall, it’s 350 as in 350 cu in. you’re slippin, dude.
Shannon | February 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Is she capable of CLOSING HER MOUTH!
lucy | February 25, 2009 at 6:45 pm
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on
_____ Millionaire Romances com____, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
ET phone home | February 25, 2009 at 6:48 pm
aww how cute Spencer got a jacket to fit the occasion…
Joe Blow | February 25, 2009 at 6:54 pm
#43:
No, if he was wearing the jacket he should be wearing, it would be a heavy cloth jacket with sleeves that are restrained behind the back.
Or just a leather one that on the back reads “Total Douche” and an arrow pointing straight up.
Freeze | February 25, 2009 at 7:02 pm
You guys don’t get it. As long as you click on their link and comment….the runny pullback and gutter slut will be posing for pix.
ET phone home | February 25, 2009 at 7:04 pm
#44 hahah my bad
Barnops | February 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Spencer Pratt, I have one thing to say…I have two, read that TWO cars that are better than yours!
http://www.hidplanet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=432710#432710
LOismyBFF | February 25, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Let’s just really get down to business:
Can someone please make sure some pharmaceutical rep is giving her free birth control and following up daily to make sure it’s taken.
No, let’s get serious I’m a female that loves balls, but can we just get doctor to chop his off? I mean if they spawn you think the economy crisis is a problem, it would be the least of our worries.
McFeely Smackup | February 25, 2009 at 7:34 pm
” 47. Barnops – February 25, 2009 7:10 PM
Spencer Pratt, I have one thing to say…I have two, read that TWO cars that are better than yours!
http://www.hidplanet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=432710#432710
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HAH , mega FAIL you douche. Spencer is laughing at your inability to burn him.
Ismell2douches | February 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Stop posting photos of these DOUCHEBAGS. You promise and then you post again. Let them fade into well deserved obscurity, and use the space for more deserving celebubags.