Spencer Pratt hearts gay marriage

October 24th, 2008 // 112 Comments

To all the readers who thought Spencer Pratt is gay, give yourselves a big ol’ pat on the back. Turns out that, despite their staunch Republican upbringing, Heidi and Spencer are huge supporters of same-sex marriage. Especially Spencer. The guy loves it (I mean, LOVES it) and couldn’t help but share his feelings with E! News:

“I think it’s your own choice,” Montag said last night at the opening of Svedka presents Hollywood, DC: Lights! Camera! Election!, an art show at the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery in Hollywood. “I think, you know, whoever you decide to marry–boys, girls, whatever you like–it’s up to you.”
Pratt credits his girlfriend’s glam squad with his open-mindedness. “Heidi’s hair and makeup people are my favorite people in the world and they happen to be gay,” he said. “So if they wanna go marry each other, good for them.”

But don’t worry; they’re still huge supporters of John McCain who, surprisingly, hasn’t locked these two in Guantanamo Bay before he dives even further in the polls (There’s still time, Senator. Maverick their asses!):

They don’t think Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama will hurt Sen. McCain. “I think McCain is strong and great,” Montag cooed. “And, you know, who needs Colin Powell?”

Heidi Montag: a vapid, mountain of chin and funbags dismissing the career of Colin Powell. Only in America, folks. In the meantime, I included just one pic of Spencer on this post and the rest are all Heidi – which I now realize is like putting a birthday hat on a tumor: Cute, but what the fuck?


  1. Ted from LA

    100 and FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck YES!!! Who’s the MAN? Ted from LA!!!! That’s who!!!!! I’m all for gay marriage too. Spencer is still a tubby little twat.

  2. Em

    Why are you still posting about these douchebags?? Didn’t you promise to stop?

  3. B

    Wow, here I thought I was going to be one of the first to lambaste you for posting about those two fuckfaces outside of your pre-determined conditions (boobs!), but 102 other patriots beat me to it.

    Instead, I’ll sit here with a Big Gulp full of grandpa’s medicine (bourbon) and silently toast my laptop screen to your freshly raped asshole.


  4. Dave C

    Fish u promised not posting these two animals.. thats it.. im not gonna make this my home page anymore.. and del this shit site from my browser.. good bye all..

  5. foreign specialist

    I for one could care less the superdouche couple were posted about again – outside of the Republican party, they give me my biggest laughs coming from America.

  6. liyana

    WORLF MOST BORING COUPLE!! FUCKING LAME…agreed stop posting about them!!

  7. liyana

    WORLD MOST BORING COUPLE!! FUCKING LAME…agreed stop posting about them!!

  8. liyana

    WORLD MOST BORING COUPLE!! FUCKING LAME…agreed stop posting about them!!

  9. Wow…I’ve heard he has many soulmates. HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported that most of them were found on the Internet, such as AgelessOnly.COM. It’s the best age-gap celebrity dating service on the Internet. Maybe it’s right.

  10. poorariel

    that’s actually a really good picture of spencer.. i like it! not him, but it’s a good photo

  11. Hang in there

    This is like building a suspence scene for when they both end up in a train wreck. the douchiness factor is on overload and when it finally hits the wall it will be fun to watch it explode and go up in flames. The final post on these two should be like they are at sea world and shamu the whale eats spencer and then drowns heidi in whale shit.

    ‘…Decorating the whitehouse in gold & diamonds’ …hell while youre at it just make sara palin queen and start a monarchy like the UK. The forefathers of the US would have tarred & feathered these two, and dragged them behind a horse down a rocky path for that comment. Our instincts to want to see these two in pain are right on the money.

  12. Miss K

    Does Heidi have pink eye or is her eye just red from crying herself to sleep every night for selling her soul to the devil?

    Everyone, this is what shallow looks like.

    I think its funny that the only reason they can give for supporting same sex marriage is that Heidi’s hair and make-up people are gay. In other words, they don’t want to piss off the people that make that whore rag look pretty.

    she’s easy like Sunday mornings

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