Spencer Pratt is definitely gay

August 27th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Above is unedited footage from MTV’s The Aftershow which features a clearly embarrassed host Jesse Cruickshank at a club with Heidi and Spencer after the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant. Watch as Heidi tries to do a lap dance for Spencer who, after blatantly checking to see if the camera’s on, does the worst impression of a man who enjoys looking at a woman. It’s almost like he’s trying to smile, but a voice in his head is constantly reminding him there’s a vagina in those pants and he should run for his fucking life.

superficial

  1. Jeezy

    That was the worse lap dance of all time. I had a better time watching monkeys throw shit at people… it was hilarious though, well at least how the other woman was looking. lol. But at least she didnt sing…. if she did, i think everyone in the club would have left

  2. meganlomaniac

    Dance my little money machine, DANCE! Watch we will see her photographed in the same dirty costume so Spencer can cash in on her five minutes on a white trash pagent. Poor pretty girl in flesh beard’s cage.

  3. meganlomaniac

    Dance my little money machine, DANCE! Watch we will see her photographed in the same dirty costume so Spencer can cash in on her five minutes on a white trash pagent. Poor pretty girl in flesh beard’s cage.

  4. Cpt. Picard

    *facepalm*

  5. whataho

    some ppl should be kidnapped, kept away from society and used as sex slaves, maybe that should teach them something, bunch of whores.

  6. MELANIE

    #54. Cpt. Picard – you said it best!!! i second it! hysterical!

  7. Tosser

    She has the mobility of a lego block.

  8. She’s hot and I want to have sex with her. That is all.

  9. frankinSloth

    I want my 35 seconds back…

  10. WaitingforCodot

    I wouldn’t be able to have a smile on my face if the only person who dances worse than Elaine Benes was having her seizure in front of me.

  11. Katie

    ha! hahahahahahahahahaha i seriously about DIED laughing at this fugly whore who thinks she can dance. She was bobbing up and down like a f*cking woodpecker! What WAS that? hullo, I used to be a stripper. This girl has obviously never even seen how your supposed to do… well, anything seductive. I hafta go with Spencer on this one no matter how big a douche he is… who could be turned on by that?? OMG hilarious! I bet she is TERRIBLE in bed. Like, really, really utterly terrible. HA!

  12. judge fudge

    Don’t post anything with ‘clubbing, Spencer and Heidi’ in the title that does not actually involve the use of a club or baseball bat making contact with either of the two.

  13. Blah Blah Blah

    Only one internet abbreviation for this: LoL, my friend. LoL.

  14. ha

    Ok who the fuck is this Randal guy? He’s starting to really freak me out…

  15. Poor poor Jessi. She also did the interview with these bozos where Spencer said thagt Heidi was the next MJ. MJ incarnate or some shit.

    Jesse looked soooo uncomfortable and incredulous during that session too.

    God these two need to be hit by a bus.

  16. Galtacticus

    I’m surprised because normally it’s Heidi Montag who’s holding off.Booze?

  17. Darth

    He looks quite cozy with the MTV-host too,isn’t it?

  18. Megan

    That was the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen.

  19. Spencer can suck it

    I’d bet anything that Randal is Spencer… It would be cool if the superficial would reveal IP addresses of comment posts… what would be cooler is if you stopped posting anything about these two. I can’t wait for the day when I see them on some reality tv show 10 years from now and they’re both washed up and more broke than flava flav.

  20. mbt

    The article is very attractive, I like this article?

Leave A Comment