Above is unedited footage from MTV’s The Aftershow which features a clearly embarrassed host Jesse Cruickshank at a club with Heidi and Spencer after the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant. Watch as Heidi tries to do a lap dance for Spencer who, after blatantly checking to see if the camera’s on, does the worst impression of a man who enjoys looking at a woman. It’s almost like he’s trying to smile, but a voice in his head is constantly reminding him there’s a vagina in those pants and he should run for his fucking life.
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me | August 27, 2009 at 4:47 pm
first
mindy | August 27, 2009 at 4:49 pm
waste of space
FUCK YEA!@ | August 27, 2009 at 4:49 pm
YOUR GAY
me | August 27, 2009 at 4:50 pm
first
Grace | August 27, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I don’t know what that was, but it was definitely NOT a lap dance.
Also, his face was like one you give a child who is showing you something they can do and usually doing it poorly so you pretend like it’s awesome anyway so as not to hurt their feelings.
kramden | August 27, 2009 at 4:52 pm
its funny but seriously heidi posts are only slightly less boring and lame than jon & kate ones.
Jizzle Lizzle | August 27, 2009 at 4:55 pm
What happened to Spencer’s “Hooray for Jesus!!!” campaign?
Sigfa | August 27, 2009 at 4:56 pm
So, that is how the worst lap dance of all times look like? Cool, good to know… (To do exactly the opposite, of course)
LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ? | August 27, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I Hate Speidi (Spencer+ Heidi)!!!
FACEBOOK GROUP:
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LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ?
LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ?
LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ?
LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ?
Fuck This Site | August 27, 2009 at 5:00 pm
What the fuck, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE TWO! Stop posting so much shit on them, there a billions of other people out there!!!!
havoc | August 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm
At least he wasn’t reading her fucking Playboy again…..
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Racer X | August 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz……………………..
/NOT NEWS
Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo | August 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
He’s all icky and sweaty. Looks like he’s on ecstasy. Might have gotten over-stimulated by the flashy, plastic, golden jiggling thing moving in fast-motion in front of him.
Dead Ted Kennedy's Dick | August 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I’d f### her, but then again that’s not saying much.
Valerie | August 27, 2009 at 5:08 pm
5&6–ON POINT like a muthafuckin dart game.
Fuck you, Fish.
Jim Jones | August 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm
You assume there’s a vagina in Heidi’s pants.
Also, why are you still posting crap about these two? I say a rule shoudl be made. If it doesn’t involve some sort of nudity (or murder), then nothing should be posted about Heidi or Spencer.
Zee Brat | August 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Alright, you win. That was hilarious.
ROUGH Daddy | August 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Jesus is the man! the weeks disobedience will be all forgiven during mass on Sunday.
Érico | August 27, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Most annoying couple ever.
nysro | August 27, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I think the whole marriage and couple thing is as fake as they are. Notice in pictures when they are showing “affection” and kissing, they never actually kiss. They pose as if they were about to. That video didn’t do anything to disprove any of it.
I think the whole thing was cooked up by MTV, they saw that someone idiots somewhere were interested in these two twats, so they paid them to continue the “relationship” into real life.
Longducdong | August 27, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Well said #16, I’ll go get the kool-aid!
Josh | August 27, 2009 at 5:30 pm
For fucks sake.
DeviousJinx | August 27, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Typically I can’t stand seeing these idiots but that was fucken hysterical!
JC | August 27, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Never before in my life have I wanted a single person, let alone two people, maimed and beaten to death. These two are a complete waste of space and oxygen.
And I really hope that Spencer is not gay. Thats a terrible thing to burden the homosexual community with. Seriously.
stupidass | August 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm
oh look, another heidi / spencer post that the superficial community unanimously rejects
gotmilk? | August 27, 2009 at 6:01 pm
are you sure she’s not having a seizure?
Captain_Insano | August 27, 2009 at 6:05 pm
If he wasn’t gay before that disgusting display, he is now. God she’s the fucking anti-sexy.
Jamie's Uterus | August 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Perhaps she is epileptic and the flashing lights were too much?
Randal | August 27, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Spencer certainly has a great wife and it shows by the big smile on his face. That’s a happy husband!
Heidi, your live performance was amazing, it’s no wonder why everyone was talking about it the next day.
Randal
grezzzzy | August 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Holy shit. That was the most all-around awkward thing I’ve ever seen. The dancing, the reactions, everything.
grezzzzy | August 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Holy shit. That was the most all-around awkward thing I’ve ever seen. The dancing, the reactions, everything.
grezzzzy | August 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Holy shit. That was the most all-around awkward thing I’ve ever seen. The dancing, the reactions, everything.
David | August 27, 2009 at 7:13 pm
First of all, she sucks at lap dances. Second of all, she was trying to shake her ass but was shaking her chest and shoulders instead. Wow.
Kelley | August 27, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I’m with #24 … and Randal ? What are you smoking ? Aparrently it’s good shit.
jt | August 27, 2009 at 7:36 pm
snoozerooni. please. can we have a moratorium on these two zeros.
ihaveaids | August 27, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I used to hate these 2 but now I think they are hilarious. Don’t fight it, feel it.
JoeBlow | August 27, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Holy shit she looks like an epileptic pony
DIxon | August 27, 2009 at 8:11 pm
HAHAHAHAHA … i didn’t know this site was for comedic relief. sure tits and ass but c’mon … this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. They are a perfect match … she can’t give a lap dance (unless it’s to some magic little elf sitting and bouncing on her chest barking orders) and he spends the whole time looking over her shoulder anyway dreaming of man C0CK. Hence, the smile on his face and the fact he immediately turns away when she is finished.
sahara | August 27, 2009 at 8:45 pm
hahahaah the girl on the left looks like she wants the ground to swallow her up.. god love her.
Ashley | August 27, 2009 at 8:50 pm
That is the worst lap dance ever. she looks like she is having a seizure. Shes the biggest idiot ever. thats how you know this marriage is a cover up for specer. no one in their right, straight mind would marry heidi
cindy | August 27, 2009 at 8:50 pm
ewwwww
K | August 27, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I love how she purposely catches glimpses of her “dance” in the mirror. And still does not improve.
K | August 27, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I love how she purposely catches glimpses of her “dance” in the mirror. And still does not improve.
ohmyword | August 27, 2009 at 9:28 pm
So THATS what an eplileptic on meth looks like .. huh who woulda thought it would come in the form on Heidi.
trickydick | August 27, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Wow! That was pretty Bad. The worst lap dance I’ve ever seen. I think the girl with them thought so too. You could see it in her face. These too really are a complete waste of space and one day we are going find out it was all a shamble. The way they “pose” when they take their pictures says it all. FAKE,FAKE,FAKE!
Rachell | August 27, 2009 at 10:19 pm
LOL that was funny, was she impersonating Chris Kataan from SNL? lol It looked more like a seizure than a lap dance LMAO.
A. Soto | August 27, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I’d fuck her.
me | August 27, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I took meth once at a night club, and I promise I danced JUST LIKE THIS. She’s either on meth or coke- mark my words.
Either way, that was fuckin unbearable.
Sickitten | August 27, 2009 at 11:54 pm
That was… how do you say…RICH?
Can’t join your facebook group but I do have my own Gwyneth Paltrow hating site, if you’re interested.
Sarah | August 28, 2009 at 12:27 am
In all fairness, if I had a woman attempt a lap dance in the same way Heidi did, I probably would have had the same look on my face. Ya know, the one where you’re terrified and confused but you’re also worried about how the person may react if you show your true feelings. Seriously, that’s her trying to turn a guy on? Imagine what kind of movements she’d make if someone told her she looked like…Well, her.