Spencer Pratt, through some unholy alliance with Lucifer (He let him touch Heidi’s boobs.), managed to find himself as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. And, get this, the smug little douchecock has the nerve to check his watch during the interview! After that, Spencer rambles on about how he’s apparently found the next pop stars of the future which are really younger versions of pop stars of the past. I dunno, but it’s even more retarded than I just described:
“I live and breath pop culture. Right now I’ve got a partnership with the next Jay-Z. And he’s only 12. He’s better than Jay-Z at 12-years-old, so imagine him at 20…. I also have the future Michael Jackson. Duwann. He’s 23. You’ll be reading about him soon.”
Anyone get the distinct feeling Spencer Pratt stumbled across a time machine and is kidnapping the stars of today while they’re kids? I don’t know how else to explain why I saw him leaving Toys R’ Us with a young 50 Cent. Who Spencer then tossed in the back of a van while rubbing his hands together laughing “Children! I love children! Muhahahaha!” True story – which I know I say a lot, but, seriously, no bullshit; this one’s the real deal. Along with the time I said I had sex with Catwoman.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 9:57 am
He is a small dick on a large gay man.
CrackyJones | June 16, 2008 at 10:02 am
This guy is clearly guy. He wears more makeup than his fugly ass bitch.
He’s fucking gay.
Right | June 16, 2008 at 10:05 am
ewwwww, look at the last pic(the 4th pic) of him. He looks like a gay devil.
jjdaddyo | June 16, 2008 at 10:06 am
When is this douchebeast going to die in a tragic tooth-whitener explosion or something? America wants to know.
Danielle | June 16, 2008 at 10:07 am
How in the hell did this douchejerkey wind up on Letterman?? Wow.
David, you just cost your show BIG TIME. I won’t be surprised if your show tanks in the near future. Next thing ya know, you’ll be interviewing homeless people who dance for change in the subway stations.
Brian | June 16, 2008 at 10:12 am
I’m just worried about how he apparently has pop culture “breath.” I’m guessing it has an aroma that puts it squarely between garlic and fresh douche.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 10:15 am
Let’s recap here in the first 6 comments…
gay, gay, gay, douche, douche, douche
That about covers it…
Ro | June 16, 2008 at 10:16 am
Can someone make this ‘thing’ go away???? This is the kind of guy we used to beat the fuck out of because of his cockiness. Hopefully, someone in Hollywood is like minded……..
! | June 16, 2008 at 10:17 am
I hope Letterman fired the douchebag that booked this asshat for his show.
Its a joke if he thinks anybody is stupid enough to pay him $100K to show up…. maybe $100K to get the hell out, that I could see.
Auntie Kryst | June 16, 2008 at 10:21 am
Goddamn I feel sorry for Dave Letterman. I bet he’s really rethininking his 20 some years of sobriety after being forced to whore out his show for another Viacom TV show like that fucking Hills shit.. The water in his shower doesn’t get hot enough to rinse off the filth transmitted to him from any fucker that he talks to from MTV.
farty_mcshitface | June 16, 2008 at 10:23 am
damn, he sure is a creepy lookin fucker!!!
#7 is an idiot! | June 16, 2008 at 10:34 am
@7 You’re the fucking fag who want to act like that big earred, new york loser.
Go fuck yourself. You’re already used to it, so it won’t be hard. Fag
Cheese and Rice | June 16, 2008 at 10:37 am
Heidi always looks so vacant in pictures, like she’s high as a kite or something. And Spencer looks creepy and controlling. He doesn’t deserve to be on Letterman. He needs to stick with what he’s good at, being a total assclown on a fake reality show.
#12 is a fuckface | June 16, 2008 at 10:39 am
#12 – go to hell you stupid cunt whore bitch
sportsdvl | June 16, 2008 at 10:54 am
Trust me, Spencer has never touched Heidi’s big fake boobs. They may “act” like a couple but everyone knows it’s an act.
On a side note (speaking of big boobs). Click my link for sports and babes. Not selling anything – just a few bikini babe pics.
Kingsley Amis | June 16, 2008 at 10:59 am
He can’t seriously expect that Letterman would believe people would pay him $100K to show up. What a stupid cunt. One hight he’s going to get gang-fucked in a nightclub washroom.
Corlyss | June 16, 2008 at 11:06 am
I dunno if he was actually looking at his watch. Seemed more like a nervous twitch to me… and I doubt he can read a clock.
Lola | June 16, 2008 at 11:06 am
douchebag, i really hope jay-z sees you on the street and spit on you with his big ass lips….. then you run into michael jackson and he does to you what he’s done to little boys most of his life…. but you might like that since you’re a creepy white goatee lil boy lover yourself
enough of these talentless asstards…. do the world a favor and die already dorks
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 11:08 am
#12 – I bet you have a blue ribbon for mostest awesomest vocabulary by a special needs child.
“Go fuck yourself. You’re already used to it, so it won’t be hard. Fag”
Poignant, insightful, succinct, pithy AND douchey. Well played Mr Hawkin, well played indeed…
SaraDevil | June 16, 2008 at 11:20 am
I know a young Yoko Ono, where will that get me?
mixedsugar | June 16, 2008 at 11:21 am
He is so fugly. And her face is so oblong. these 2 disgust me.
mixedsugar | June 16, 2008 at 11:22 am
ps. these 2 represent the real meaning behind this sites name….
he looks creepy | June 16, 2008 at 11:44 am
Doesn’t anyone else think that he looks like a wax figure? Specially in the second pic. He has so much make up on, it’s just creepy.
he looks creepy | June 16, 2008 at 11:47 am
Doesn’t anyone else think he looks like a wax figure? Specially in the second pic. It’s disgusting how much makeup he has on.
debagger | June 16, 2008 at 11:50 am
Heidi: “Spencer’s the man”
Letterman: “For what?…”
That about sums up his disdain for this cockroach.
Jackson | June 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Fish, please post more pics of Kim Kardashian’s beautiful ass. I need my fix this morning, and coffee just didn’t do the trick.
jimmy nordan | June 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Die, both of you!!!!!!!!
These two clueless douchbags have no idea that Letterman ripped them both a new one. He booked them for one purpose: expose them and their Hollywood-ilk for the asshats they are. Give them enough rope and they’ll hang themselves. Spenser did a great job of it.
Did anyone catch Heidi “Lantern-Jaw” Montag uncomfortably mumble “you’re funny” after Dave made fun of her?
Josh | June 16, 2008 at 12:12 pm
What an
ASSHOLE…
Josh | June 16, 2008 at 12:14 pm
He looks A LOT like a Cabbage Patch Kid, only more plasticy.
Leo Batfish | June 16, 2008 at 12:20 pm
He’s still a douche, but at least he shaved that ridiculous looking beard.
Bufford T. Pusser | June 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm
You’re continuously posting about this guy. Maybe you’re the one with the secret obsession? You’re the lame one.
Bufford T. Pusser | June 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm
You’re continuously posting about this guy. Maybe you’re the one with the secret obsession? You’re the lame one.
Bufford T. Pusser | June 16, 2008 at 12:39 pm
You’re continuously posting about this guy. Maybe you’re the one with the secret obsession? You’re the lame one.
Alex | June 16, 2008 at 12:41 pm
but he’s so cute
Auntie Kryst | June 16, 2008 at 12:44 pm
@31-33 Good point but walk tall, carry a big stick, hit the post comment button once.
Maloney | June 16, 2008 at 12:53 pm
priceless.
i loved hearing the distain in DL’s voice.
you are a douche, spencer. now, millions (MORE) know.
sweet.
gerard Vandenberg | June 16, 2008 at 1:00 pm
To be short: THIS IS A PAEDOPHILE………………………………………………LIVE!!
c | June 16, 2008 at 1:05 pm
i might pay a club $100K to keep these 2 douchetards OUT. i mean, seriously…does ANYone like him?
c | June 16, 2008 at 1:07 pm
PS? i love love LOVE paul shaffer’s sarcasm. hilarious.
Punky | June 16, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I can’t stand this douche bag nor can I stand any of the other douche bags on the show. They don’t deserve to be talked about, written about or photographed because they haven’t done anything worthwhile. I don’t understand why they are so “famous.” Everyone knows their show is fake. Maybe if people, magazines, and blogs quit writing and talking about them, they’ll go away.
Dave | June 16, 2008 at 1:12 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my God, what a dick
duh | June 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm
#40 why don’t we start with you?
sharpeidude | June 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Remember the Kurt Russell flick “Escape From New York”? In picture #4, doesn’t this turd burglar remind you of the weird guy that followed Issac Haye’s character around throughout the whole picure?
havoc | June 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Yep.
Geigh.
Douchebag.
I know its redundant, but there really are no other words.
.
CindyC | June 16, 2008 at 2:58 pm
HAHAHA – funny that Dave said “what do you bring a pony and people take pictures of it”.
I can’t believe he called Heidi a pony right to Spencer’s face!
Campane Promisses | June 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Grape Soda gonna ON DA MENU at da White House!
jzz | June 16, 2008 at 4:10 pm
he looks like a young richard simmons
Randal | June 16, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Spencer, looking sharp there young lad but the older and more experienced David has you pegged for a few rounds of knock-out boy!
Still, that doesn’t take away from your ability to cause a storm on The Hills or remove the smile that captured Heidi’s heart, which you both wear on your sleeve for each other.
Wishing the two of you all the best. Hope to see a wedding in the future!
Randal
Trott Felipe | June 16, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I hear there’s even a chance he could beat out John Edwards for The Biggest Douche in the Universe Award this year.
NY Ted | June 16, 2008 at 5:07 pm
That is one fucking weird dude!