Spencer Pratt is a douche sandwich served with douche fries and a slice of douche pie ala douche

April 24th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Heidi Montag’s endorsement of John McCain scored her an invitation to the White House Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC. Things were all set to go until Spencer, who wasn’t invited, stepped in as her manager and started making demands, according to a source for Page Six. No one puts Spencer Pratt in a corner!:

“He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi – even though he wasn’t invited.”
When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag’s appearance, claiming, according to our source, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”

Wasn’t “A-listy” enough? Jesus, check out the huevos rancheros on Spencer. Seriously, he should count his lucky stars if he’s invited to the opening of a Burger King. He might score a free Whopper out of the deal, but if he doesn’t, Spency should thank the kind staff for not shoving his face into the Fry-o-lator. Because, not only would it be impossible to find a jury that would convict them, but I’m pretty they’d be handed to the keys to the city. *sniff* Goddamn heroes, I tell you…

Photos: Splash News

  1. Zee Brat

    Cease. Desist. Serious, when we asked for no more of Heidi, we also meant, no more of Spencer. It’s not like we’re going to forget about your superficial. We’re not going to scour other websites looking for Heidi Montag news. Honestly. We promise. Enough already.

  2. Tapeworm

    How does anyone even understand what he says anyways?

    I mean, it’s pretty hard to understand a guy who’s trying to talk when he’s got a cock stuffed in his mouth.

  3. WTF_101

    douche…HA!

  4. tim barners

    Please Stop with them, please please please
    PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  5. arealcad

    The White House Correspondents Gala is the annual dinner of the White House Correspondents’ Association. It will be held at the Washington Hilton, not at the White House, and will be attended by about 3,000 people.

    Usually the President and the First Lady attend along with some members of Congress and military big-wigs.

    I really don’t have a snarky remark concerning Spencer and Heidi, but if they’re guests of MSNBC, rather than invited guests of the association, I’m guessing they would of been sitting in the back of the room with the producers and writers and not up near the stage with the host, Craig Ferguson and the big wigs.

    But – serves them right – what a pair of chowerheads.

  6. Scotsman71

    Pratt is a big fucking prat

  7. Lina

    MSNBC now denies ever inviting them to the dinner.

  8. Lina

    Nice to see that she still hasn’t kicked that leg-crossing, “child who has to go to the bathroom reallllllllllly bad, like right now” pose. It looks so natural. When I stand around paying people to take my picture I do the same thing.

  9. Derek

    “A-LISTY”?!?

    You gotta be fucking kidding me.

    10 bucks says Heidi and Spencer get their news from Faux.

  10. 1 MILF Hunter

    Jesus, she’s not even C list.

  11. BishOP

    Notice her mouth is closed for most of these? I think in picture three she swallowed. Good girl. Spence looks disappointed though I think he was expecting her to snowball.

  12. Jo

    What a Pratt!

  13. weirdo

    Why doesn’t she dump that fucking douche and come and sit on my tongue for the rest of her life?

  14. M@RiVeLLe

    yey! finally a pick of this bitch with her mouth closed!

  15. vissi

    It’s said Heidi is dating a billionaire on M I L L I O N A I R E LOVER.C O M where the millionaire & celebrity have romance! You can meet some rich & celebrity there!

  16. Hamper Lint

    PUNK = The Ramones, The Dead Boys, Sex Pistols and now Spencer Pratt ….

  17. Don’t worry Heidi, if Hillary gets elected you’ll get another invitation to Wash DC. I’ll personally show you around the White House myself. Have you ever heard of the Lincoln Bedroom? And no, Spencer is *definitely* not invited. Why? Ummm… Secret Service says he didn’t pass the background check, I guess. Those guys…

    Love the new rack, btw.

    – Bill

  18. Shacker

    What a couple of twats A Listers my ass.! More like they should be placed on the loser lists. People like these two make me sick – give them a reality program and they think they own the entire world. Heidi’s fashionline sucks as well!

  19. David

    this loser needs to find a way to make money other than trying to pimp out his whore of a fiancee. Oh, and his petite nose? you know what that means…

  20. 0h

    They’re both ignorant, useless cunts who need to take their throats to the nearest razor. :-)

  21. Barbara

    Actually he is more of a collostomy bag.

  22. nancy

    haha he’s wearing the lamest hoody ever

  23. edgar suit

    they are the future erin moran and chachi

  24. edgar suit

    sure your hot now but in a few years you’re gonna be on celebrity fit club

  25. Lola1

    “PUNK = The Ramones, The Dead Boys, Sex Pistols and now Spencer Pratt ….”

    The new Iggy

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