Spencer Pratt is a douche sandwich served with douche fries and a slice of douche pie ala douche

April 24th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Heidi Montag’s endorsement of John McCain scored her an invitation to the White House Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC. Things were all set to go until Spencer, who wasn’t invited, stepped in as her manager and started making demands, according to a source for Page Six. No one puts Spencer Pratt in a corner!:

“He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi – even though he wasn’t invited.”
When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag’s appearance, claiming, according to our source, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”

Wasn’t “A-listy” enough? Jesus, check out the huevos rancheros on Spencer. Seriously, he should count his lucky stars if he’s invited to the opening of a Burger King. He might score a free Whopper out of the deal, but if he doesn’t, Spency should thank the kind staff for not shoving his face into the Fry-o-lator. Because, not only would it be impossible to find a jury that would convict them, but I’m pretty they’d be handed to the keys to the city. *sniff* Goddamn heroes, I tell you…

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Kingsley Amis

    Schmuck

  2. LMAO!!!! What a JACKASS!

  3. surlywench

    whole lot of douchebaggery in those pics

  4. It's me Fuckers

    stupid fuck. These two are worse than fingernails on a blackboard. Whenever I hear about them, I just cringe. They deserve each other.

  5. He was afraid she might learn something, possibly making her interesting, in effect he might develop real feelings for her which might lead to a real relationship.

    Crisis avoided indeed!

  6. mimi

    NO ONE CARES!

    What’s Britney doing today?

  7. Spazz

    Damn. Icheck here every morning to see if one of them has died yet. Damn.

  8. ph7

    Haha. Heidi publicist finally got her to remember not to open her mouth during photoshoots.. you can see her clenching her teeth in these shots…

  9. Anexio

    Since he her boss then she has to do what he say all the time. she should not talk back to him cause he is the boss of her and that should be the end of thate decushin.

  10. Jeff

    I hate these 2 fucks with passion!

  11. Brett

    Whoa, he’s a real tough guy! Really teh PUNK ROCK!

  12. Nancy

    I’ve viewed her profile with another photos at ***MyInterracialMatch. c om**** where i have met many single black &white guys, they make me happier..

  13. “huevos rancheros”

    heh heh heh…

    MSNBC just lost the last shred of credibility it had left.

  14. coffeebean

    They should expect A-list treatment, they are Hollywoods hottest couple right now. And she looks absolutely beautiful in these pictures.

  15. Hary Ballzack

    Next story – These two are not worthy of my comments

  16. Missy

    Getting an invite to the White House isn’t “A-listy” enough??? WTF???

    I think they are both top on the “A List” of ASSHOLES!

    Spencer, you are such a fucking TOOL!

  17. nipolian

    Heidi Montag is as intelligent and up-to-date on politics as anyone else those fuckbags Olbermann and Abrams bring on their liberal horseshit shows.

  18. BA_Baracus

    You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than these two a-holes.

  19. Staring in the eyes of stupidity

    Never heard of them…….I don’t do MTV……..Who are they again ?
    Nobodys from an MTV reality tv show ?
    It must suck to be her, he pretty much dominates her life it sounds like.

    @3 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA – whole lot of Douchbaggery – That’s Great !!

  20. America

    STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THESE UNINTERESTING, NON-FAMOUS TURDS.

    You’re NOT helping.

    Signed,
    America

  21. Mike Carey

    What a idiot….which one?? Both of them!

  22. Anonymous

    Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole’s information:

    Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405

    Call the prick on the phone.

  23. Jeff

    Like the White House is going to give in to demands from Spencer Pratt! I feel bad for Heidi having this guy ruin a good deal just because he thinks she stole his limelight.

  24. Auntie Kryst

    Criss Angel is still the model by which all douchebags are drawn from. Still this dumbfuck Pratt is running a close second. I can’t wait for Keith Olbermann to rip this douchefucker and his girlfriend Barbaro to shreds..

  25. Hey #9, put down the bong before posting.

    Seriously, who the hell are these 2 turds. “A-List”???, I wouldn’t piss in either of their mouths if their gums were on fire.

  26. Anonymous

    Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole’s information:

    Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405

    Call the prick on the phone.

  27. Vince Lombardi

    Is it me, or is Heidi’s head becoming disproportionate to her body?

  28. Anal Fistula

    who gives thick fucknut money anyway? does he have a job? MTV reality land can’t pay that much…

  29. In Awe

    MTV ????
    You mean to tell me someone still watches that Piece-0-Shit channel ????

  30. Anal Fistula

    @27, absolutely…she’s going to look like a tranny in a few years when she stops wearing short shorts all the time and gives up on makeup (or puts it on too thickly)

  31. #26 – Who’s spammier, the spammers or the spammer spamming about the spammers?

    Oh shit, I could create my own spamming language, like the Smurfs. Now go spam yourself you spamming spamhole.

  32. gossipmonger

    20. America – April 24, 2008 11:25 AM
    Seconded from Canada! I cant even look at their pic without cringing. He’s worse than her, his creepy ‘smile’ makes me gag.

  33. Un fucking believable. How is it that this irrelevant teenage bimbo gets invited to a political event. I can’t even get invited to a Kmart blue light special event .

    FUCK!!!!!

  34. Clem

    @31 – Love it!
    Those two a a pair of Spamholes alright! And the guy, Chester, whatever the shit his name is, is a complete dork.

  35. Dave

    According to his sweatshirt, Punk is officially Dead.

  36. In Awe

    @26. Anonymous –

    I did a little research on that particular name and address – It comes back to “Superficial.com” – SURPRISE !!!
    They’re spamming their own site – for kick backs from Du Qiang no doubt.
    That’s why nothing is ever done about all the complaining about the spammers on this site – They don’t care !!

  37. Primadonna

    hmm i think i just bought those shorts online. now what i do?

  38. Racer X

    THIS IS NOT NEWS!

    /weak!

  39. mamadough

    #14, there are no words for the likes of you. A-list? fucking please! that title is reserved for people like brad pitt, george clooney, etc. you honestly think these two fuckwads are on that kinda level? i’m being GENEROUS by labeling them at least D-list….

  40. SERIOUSLY

    This girl is not interesting. Why put up her posts all the time guys?

  41. Vince Lombardi

    Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
    helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

    Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
    Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
    Man (to Waitress): Morning!
    Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
    Man: Well, what’ve you got?
    Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
    egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
    and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
    bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam…
    Waitress: …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
    beans spam spam spam…
    Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
    Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
    truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in
    it.
    Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT’S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon
    spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife (shrieks): I don’t like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it.
    I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
    spam and spam!
    Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam… (but it is too late and
    the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
    spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
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    spam spam!

  42. CB

    I understand showing photos of Heidi but you must have a thing for Spencer because there is absolutely no reason to give this dork the time of day unless you have a mancrush on him.

  43. NoName

    LALALA, You see that Heidi right there? That’s an IT and it pole dances for a couple of pennies and poses too hard like a whore it is.

  44. mamadough

    God, can you even imagine the idiocy if heidi were to pair up with that elizabeth hasselback? any uninformed asshole can form an opinion. but i think i would beat my man with a stiletto heel if he ruined the chances for me to go to the white house just because he is a self-loathing turd.

  45. Who are these people?

  46. Auntie Kryst

    @42 Digging the Monty Python bit Coach. Little known fact, out of respect for the Hormel employees down in of Austin, MN, Bud Grant considered renaming the Purple People Eaters the Spamfence. The Dent them Mores (Dinty Moore Stew) just didn’t sound right. Allen Page hated both ideas and right there considered a career in law after football.

  47. coffeebean

    @46 They are the pretty people that all the average Joes look up to and want to be like.

  48. mamadough

    you are so right #48, why can’t i be 5’4″ fake talking twat? why can’t i be more fucking clueless and leak stupid? why didn’t i come from the shallow end of the gene pool? why can’t i dress up like a total fucking tool?

  49. Vince Lombardi

    @47 Second little known fact… Alan Page wore bow ties before the Black Muslims made it their trademark. And he wrote up my will. Not the one where I left everything to the eternal goddess Sophia Loren (Mama Mia!) but to my slightly less-lovely gap-toothed wife, Marie.

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