Heidi Montag’s endorsement of John McCain scored her an invitation to the White House Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC. Things were all set to go until Spencer, who wasn’t invited, stepped in as her manager and started making demands, according to a source for Page Six. No one puts Spencer Pratt in a corner!:
“He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi – even though he wasn’t invited.”
When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag’s appearance, claiming, according to our source, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”
Wasn’t “A-listy” enough? Jesus, check out the huevos rancheros on Spencer. Seriously, he should count his lucky stars if he’s invited to the opening of a Burger King. He might score a free Whopper out of the deal, but if he doesn’t, Spency should thank the kind staff for not shoving his face into the Fry-o-lator. Because, not only would it be impossible to find a jury that would convict them, but I’m pretty they’d be handed to the keys to the city. *sniff* Goddamn heroes, I tell you…
Kingsley Amis | April 24, 2008 at 10:47 am
Schmuck
Jenifer D. | April 24, 2008 at 10:49 am
LMAO!!!! What a JACKASS!
surlywench | April 24, 2008 at 10:50 am
whole lot of douchebaggery in those pics
It's me Fuckers | April 24, 2008 at 10:52 am
stupid fuck. These two are worse than fingernails on a blackboard. Whenever I hear about them, I just cringe. They deserve each other.
squirrel | April 24, 2008 at 10:52 am
He was afraid she might learn something, possibly making her interesting, in effect he might develop real feelings for her which might lead to a real relationship.
Crisis avoided indeed!
mimi | April 24, 2008 at 10:55 am
NO ONE CARES!
What’s Britney doing today?
Spazz | April 24, 2008 at 10:56 am
Damn. Icheck here every morning to see if one of them has died yet. Damn.
ph7 | April 24, 2008 at 10:57 am
Haha. Heidi publicist finally got her to remember not to open her mouth during photoshoots.. you can see her clenching her teeth in these shots…
Anexio | April 24, 2008 at 10:59 am
Since he her boss then she has to do what he say all the time. she should not talk back to him cause he is the boss of her and that should be the end of thate decushin.
Jeff | April 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
I hate these 2 fucks with passion!
Brett | April 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
Whoa, he’s a real tough guy! Really teh PUNK ROCK!
Nancy | April 24, 2008 at 11:08 am
I’ve viewed her profile with another photos at ***MyInterracialMatch. c om**** where i have met many single black &white guys, they make me happier..
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 24, 2008 at 11:09 am
“huevos rancheros”
heh heh heh…
MSNBC just lost the last shred of credibility it had left.
coffeebean | April 24, 2008 at 11:10 am
They should expect A-list treatment, they are Hollywoods hottest couple right now. And she looks absolutely beautiful in these pictures.
Hary Ballzack | April 24, 2008 at 11:12 am
Next story – These two are not worthy of my comments
Missy | April 24, 2008 at 11:15 am
Getting an invite to the White House isn’t “A-listy” enough??? WTF???
I think they are both top on the “A List” of ASSHOLES!
Spencer, you are such a fucking TOOL!
nipolian | April 24, 2008 at 11:19 am
Heidi Montag is as intelligent and up-to-date on politics as anyone else those fuckbags Olbermann and Abrams bring on their liberal horseshit shows.
BA_Baracus | April 24, 2008 at 11:19 am
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than these two a-holes.
Staring in the eyes of stupidity | April 24, 2008 at 11:23 am
Never heard of them…….I don’t do MTV……..Who are they again ?
Nobodys from an MTV reality tv show ?
It must suck to be her, he pretty much dominates her life it sounds like.
@3 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA – whole lot of Douchbaggery – That’s Great !!
America | April 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THESE UNINTERESTING, NON-FAMOUS TURDS.
You’re NOT helping.
Signed,
America
Mike Carey | April 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
What a idiot….which one?? Both of them!
Anonymous | April 24, 2008 at 11:27 am
Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole’s information:
Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405
Call the prick on the phone.
Jeff | April 24, 2008 at 11:29 am
Like the White House is going to give in to demands from Spencer Pratt! I feel bad for Heidi having this guy ruin a good deal just because he thinks she stole his limelight.
Auntie Kryst | April 24, 2008 at 11:31 am
Criss Angel is still the model by which all douchebags are drawn from. Still this dumbfuck Pratt is running a close second. I can’t wait for Keith Olbermann to rip this douchefucker and his girlfriend Barbaro to shreds..
sportsdvl | April 24, 2008 at 11:31 am
Hey #9, put down the bong before posting.
Seriously, who the hell are these 2 turds. “A-List”???, I wouldn’t piss in either of their mouths if their gums were on fire.
Anonymous | April 24, 2008 at 11:44 am
Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole’s information:
Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405
Call the prick on the phone.
Vince Lombardi | April 24, 2008 at 11:49 am
Is it me, or is Heidi’s head becoming disproportionate to her body?
Anal Fistula | April 24, 2008 at 11:52 am
who gives thick fucknut money anyway? does he have a job? MTV reality land can’t pay that much…
In Awe | April 24, 2008 at 11:52 am
MTV ????
You mean to tell me someone still watches that Piece-0-Shit channel ????
Anal Fistula | April 24, 2008 at 11:56 am
@27, absolutely…she’s going to look like a tranny in a few years when she stops wearing short shorts all the time and gives up on makeup (or puts it on too thickly)
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 24, 2008 at 12:03 pm
#26 – Who’s spammier, the spammers or the spammer spamming about the spammers?
Oh shit, I could create my own spamming language, like the Smurfs. Now go spam yourself you spamming spamhole.
gossipmonger | April 24, 2008 at 12:14 pm
20. America – April 24, 2008 11:25 AM
Seconded from Canada! I cant even look at their pic without cringing. He’s worse than her, his creepy ‘smile’ makes me gag.
FRIST!!! | April 24, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Un fucking believable. How is it that this irrelevant teenage bimbo gets invited to a political event. I can’t even get invited to a Kmart blue light special event .
FUCK!!!!!
Clem | April 24, 2008 at 12:15 pm
@31 – Love it!
Those two a a pair of Spamholes alright! And the guy, Chester, whatever the shit his name is, is a complete dork.
Dave | April 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm
According to his sweatshirt, Punk is officially Dead.
In Awe | April 24, 2008 at 12:23 pm
@26. Anonymous –
I did a little research on that particular name and address – It comes back to “Superficial.com” – SURPRISE !!!
They’re spamming their own site – for kick backs from Du Qiang no doubt.
That’s why nothing is ever done about all the complaining about the spammers on this site – They don’t care !!
Primadonna | April 24, 2008 at 12:35 pm
hmm i think i just bought those shorts online. now what i do?
Racer X | April 24, 2008 at 12:37 pm
THIS IS NOT NEWS!
/weak!
mamadough | April 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
#14, there are no words for the likes of you. A-list? fucking please! that title is reserved for people like brad pitt, george clooney, etc. you honestly think these two fuckwads are on that kinda level? i’m being GENEROUS by labeling them at least D-list….
SERIOUSLY | April 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
This girl is not interesting. Why put up her posts all the time guys?
Vince Lombardi | April 24, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam…
Waitress: …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam…
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT’S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don’t like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it.
I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam… (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!
CB | April 24, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I understand showing photos of Heidi but you must have a thing for Spencer because there is absolutely no reason to give this dork the time of day unless you have a mancrush on him.
NoName | April 24, 2008 at 12:54 pm
LALALA, You see that Heidi right there? That’s an IT and it pole dances for a couple of pennies and poses too hard like a whore it is.
mamadough | April 24, 2008 at 12:58 pm
God, can you even imagine the idiocy if heidi were to pair up with that elizabeth hasselback? any uninformed asshole can form an opinion. but i think i would beat my man with a stiletto heel if he ruined the chances for me to go to the white house just because he is a self-loathing turd.
nancy | April 24, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Who are these people?
Auntie Kryst | April 24, 2008 at 1:00 pm
@42 Digging the Monty Python bit Coach. Little known fact, out of respect for the Hormel employees down in of Austin, MN, Bud Grant considered renaming the Purple People Eaters the Spamfence. The Dent them Mores (Dinty Moore Stew) just didn’t sound right. Allen Page hated both ideas and right there considered a career in law after football.
coffeebean | April 24, 2008 at 1:03 pm
@46 They are the pretty people that all the average Joes look up to and want to be like.
sashamrm | April 24, 2008 at 1:06 pm
He’s so pathetic!
http://www.nikkibgoss.com/
mamadough | April 24, 2008 at 1:11 pm
you are so right #48, why can’t i be 5’4″ fake talking twat? why can’t i be more fucking clueless and leak stupid? why didn’t i come from the shallow end of the gene pool? why can’t i dress up like a total fucking tool?
Vince Lombardi | April 24, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@47 Second little known fact… Alan Page wore bow ties before the Black Muslims made it their trademark. And he wrote up my will. Not the one where I left everything to the eternal goddess Sophia Loren (Mama Mia!) but to my slightly less-lovely gap-toothed wife, Marie.