Spencer Pratt: ‘I’ll win Heidi back. With Army.’

June 3rd, 2010 // 189 Comments

Here’s Spencer Pratt in Malibu yesterday following up Heidi’s Sadness Photos with whatever the hell this staged shoot is supposed to represent. Is he so sad Heidi left him he can only communicate via walkie talkie now? I can’t even think about it without wanting to punch my brain stem out. On top of that, you’ve got everyone who knows them coming out of the woodwork to say their split is a stunt to sell Heidi’s new reality show including Jennifer Bunney who’s on the fucking thing. At this point, I honestly want to listen in on their conversations which is in no way an endorsement of whatever scripted bullshit they’ll act out on TV.

HEIDI: So I sat in front of a lake looking sad. What are you going to do?
SPENCER: I’m going to run around in the woods showing guys how rugged and into role-playing I am.
HEIDI: How does that help the show?
SPENCER: The what now?

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  1. Eric Murdock

    What a LOSER….

  2. TODD

    What a dumb ass.I like the 2 watches, I dont know why 2? I bet he cant even tell time unless its digital……….

  3. Peanutty

    Fantastic post, great commentary, Spencer you finally did something worthy.

  4. Please die soon

    This dude and his wife are media whoring wierdos. Hope they die real soon…

  5. Marcus

    I use to play army too, when i was 10.

  6. Marcus

    I’d do his sister……

  7. Big J

    I GET IT! HE’S AUDITIONING FOR A CRAPPY MOVIE!

  8. Bart

    Is he trying too look like he’s out of his mind?

  9. This guy's a genius

    Wow, people don’t get this guy and Heidi at all. They’re out to make a point that the press will take pictures of people doing anything stupid and their point is being made right here. They’re making a mockery of journalism and no one can even see it. Heidi and Spencer are smarter than we give them credit for. If you want this shit to stop, dont give them the publicity. By posting this stuff you’re proving their point.

  10. stinky mcpoop

    Spencer found the Underground Railroad to West Hollywood from Malibu. He’s dressed up because once he gets there he’s going commando.

  11. Involved conceptual performance piece on the media-induced de-evolution of human intelligence?

    Or simply the media-induced de-evolution of human intelligence?

    Or the greatest argument for alien takeover yet seen?

    Or all of the above?

  12. Bigo

    Maybe it’s one of those things The Hulk carries around to measure his heart rate.

  13. Artist

    These poses make very good stock references.

  14. Borat

    Confucius say man with two watches never know what time it is.

  15. Rimba

    Hey, Spence! You’re boring, please fuck off. Thank you.

  16. Kelli

    VOMIT…

  17. AZrock

    he is a hero….

  18. HRH Adam

    Most people go into combat with a gold Rolex on. These two deserve each other.

  19. Blop

    Who takes these pictures? Hi, I am the offical photographer of Douchebag and Douchebaguette. Blop

  20. sos

    He’s wearing two watches for a reason. Each watch represents Heidi and Spencer’s 15 minutes of fame.

  21. Fudge Flower

    I think he is hotter than fuck myself!
    xoxoxoxoxoxo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :

  22. beardedclam

    i weep for his relatives.

  23. billabong021

    God what a nutstain :/

  24. goawayandstayaway

    125 comments before my own? sorry for adding to this thread.

    please fuck off out of here will you?

  25. Bruno

    As a Retired Marine, I wish I was there to intercept this little girl, who I refer to as “Sugar”. A few kicks to his knees and two punches, one to the gut and one to the head!

  26. Marlboro

    Who’s on the other end of the walkie talkie????

  27. Jen

    HAHAHHA I just died 16 times.

  28. mike

    this fucking retard is giving us potheads a bad name.

  29. mike

    this fucking retard is giving us potheads a bad name.

  30. Berry

    Even HE’s so embarassed with this stunt… he’s gotta wear his shades!!!

    Careful Spence.. dont get dirt on them clothes… its a rental!

  31. Hfire3

    Does it really take two watches to know your fifteen minutes is up?

  32. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Jeezuz fucking christ.

    Idiot boy needs to just go down to his local recruiter’s office and sign up to be a real Army guy, instead of his “I’m not really an Army dude. I just play one in my bubblin’ mind.”

    This guy’s way off his rocker.

    *

  33. I believe he is searching for a viable republican presidential candidate.

  34. KAG

    A pussy trying to dress up as a bad ass with a beard is still a pussy.

  35. Ozgirl

    BAHAHAhaha *wipes coffee off monitor*

  36. cc

    jim x @111 That was hilarious.

    Two wristwatches? He needs to know what time zone his ass is in when I am finished kicking it.

  37. Maybe it’s one of those things The Hulk carries around to measure his heart rate.

  38. fugface

    #128 ahahaa dayum right brother ..
    but that ain’t reefer he’smokin’ ..

  39. Not turn on the same weapon, but because it is wrong to believe that his newfound reputation for managing your real prison.

  40. Spencer Fag

    WHY THE FUCK HAS THIS MORONIC SAD PIECE OF SHIT RUNNING IN THE WOODS……….HAS “2″ WATCHES ON???????????????

  41. Shar

    This fool looks pretty broken up too… Oh what’s that you say? It’s just his dreadfully hairy face? He can’t help looking like a dumbass? Whew, for a second there I actually thought he was broken up over his Stepford wife…

  42. AnnaDraconida

    I bet the walkie talkie didn’t even have batteries in it

  43. Really??

    This is totally getting out of hand….He’s a fucking joke and ruining any chance at a real career. What do you think he’s gonna do for the rest of his life? MTV’s not gonna support his ass forever! No respectable place of employment is gonna want his crazy ass. He’s forever going to be known as that psychotic douchebag wannabe from The Hills….pathetic

    p.s. We should sterilize him now.

  44. spencer is gay

    #39…THAT VIDEO OF THE DRUMMER IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST DAMN VIDEOS I HAVE EVER LAUGHED AT!

    NOW TO THIS G.I. JOE LOOKING DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THE REASON HE WEARS TWO WATCHES IS SO CAN KNOW HE’S A FUCKING LOOSER FAG IN ANY TIME ZONE!!!!!!!!

  45. barch54

    He’s jumping the creek so he doesn’t get his brand new boots dirty… He could just step on the stepping stones that a 5 year old girl probably put there but OH WHAT AN ATHLETE!

  46. Ultrasly

    LARP!!!!

  47. dude

    If you look at these pics and the most alarming thing you can find is two wrist watches, you failed the test.

  48. cc

    ‘I bet the walkie talkie didn’t even have batteries in it”

    It’s really just a baby monitor that he painted black.

  49. Nero

    For which outdoor clothing brand was this photo shoot?

  50. cellphone

    Since Heidi Montag left him…. Is he trying to catch the local gay bar happy hour?

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