Spencer Pratt gets a manicure

September 19th, 2008 // 83 Comments

It’s official: Spencer Pratt has no shame. I can’t say it enough, whenever I look these two assclowns posing like they just won the Special Olympics, I say a little prayer that Heidi Montag is still a virgin. C’mon, what could be a bigger kick in the balls than being photographed getting a manicure then going home to jerk off in a sock while your girlfriend parades around the house in an “I <3 Jesus” bikini? If this is intelligent design, I’m warming up to it.

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  1. Luna

    Hey that special olympics comment was insensitive and moronic. I’m sure the retards take great offense to the comparison to these two shit bags.

  2. CAA

    If places like THIS would STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MORONS LIKE HIM they’d ALL go away and the world would be a better place.

  3. Jon

    There was an episode on the hills where Spencer gets angry at Heidi because she claims to be pregnant, and there is all of this drama about it. Definitely not a virgin.

    What retards..

  4. friendlyfires

    Money, one way ticket to New Zealand, I will solve your Montag-Pratt problem overnight. Cash, not expired Papa John’s coupons and used empty Camel cartons, cash, comprende? Good, I knew you would!

  5. HorribleJudgment

    Spencer Pratt is one of the ugliest douchebags I have ever seen. He has a face like a fucking cabbage patch doll. His beard is the color of his flesh (thanks mchale), and he has repulsive, sweaty, tiny, beady pig eyes that are sunk into the flesh of his head and stare out of baggy abcesses, not to mention the doughy, piggy, fatty, fat pockets that pucker up beneath those beady, sweaty pig eyes. He has creepy, ugly, cherubic, fat cheeks like a pedophile clown, that are all red and lead into this repulsive, disgusting clownish, doll-like, clownish, cabbage patch mouth surrounded by these propped up smile wrinkles like on the joker. He’s so ugly I want to vomit. A manicure will help his nails, but nothing will fix that UGGO face. Not even plastic surgery.

    Not to mention, Heidi’s not that great looking either with her yellow hair, and complexion like a gravel parking lot.

  6. brittani

    Theres a line between things you love to hate… aka reality shows
    but then they come in to the categorie of: Hate, they’re not even fun to watch and laugh at… it’s just rediculouse he is the ugliest mother fucker and also a flaming faggot… and she… well actualy shes probably right up there allie with her man chin and all.

    we know who got the hottness in that relationship… Heidis right bi-cuspid

  7. brittani

    Theres a line between things you love to hate… aka reality shows
    but then they come in to the categorie of: Hate, they’re not even fun to watch and laugh at… it’s just rediculouse he is the ugliest mother fucker and also a flaming faggot… and she… well actualy shes probably right up there allie with her man chin and all.

    we know who got the hottness in that relationship… Heidis right bi-cuspid

  8. stoplookingatme

    They’re sitting in pedicure chairs and his pants are rolled up. So he’s getting a pedi too… not sure that makes any difference, but just sayin.

  9. aggy56

    WHO CRES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

  10. Supposed2Be@Work

    I’ll take my scruffy,un-manicured manly-man over a GAY-trosexual any day! I have enough pretty gay male freinds to hang out with, I don’t need to sleep with one!

  11. Supposed2Be@Work

    Oh, and I’ve decided after reading a seriously creepy comment in almost ALL of these stories, that RANDAL is stalking all of these non-celeb celebs.

  12. shrakec

    … and some wonder why people claim he’s a fag in disguise

  13. WhoCares!!

    Please go away already…

  14. lazy troll

    first

  15. hes lame

    douche

  16. Is there more misery to come, folks?

  17. douche

    Is there gonna be a day that i ll read that he gets a shot, instead?

  18. mafme

    @27- I’m going to take “smartenin’ up” lessons from someone who doesn’t know the difference between “there,” “they’re,” and “their.”

  19. Michelle

    Dude, being fuck up the ass also makes you a virgin :D
    He is so gay that I am sure she is the one who gives it to him. And if he ever gives, his little thing only knows how to fuck asses.
    Fuck ‘em both!!! I’m sick of their stories.

  20. sara

    this is just not their best work. he’s not even pretending to care about her nail polish color. and the thumbs up is acknowledging the cameras too directly. Plus wardrobe is bad in this scene. I expect more from the next shoot of ADLs. Gotta step your game kids. If you can’t produce a better product than this you should probably just stop altogether. Can we get some fake skipping? and more “surprised” faces? That’s really where you both shine.

  21. That’s so hot!

  22. the edge

    theres just something about this guys face that creeps me the fuck out

  23. You know it's true

    Hear that?

    It’s the sound of Mr. Superficial cashing another check from Heidi & Spencers’ publicist.

  24. confused

    Oh phish… PLEASE stop. Show some of the journalistic integrity i know you’re occasionally capable of… and stop. NO more pictures of these two, ever, please? You won’t lose a single reader… no one jumps to another site wondering where the latest pictures of these two are…

    please… just… stop…

  25. Keithypoo

    I hope he dies a slow agonizing death, just like MR. HANDS!

  26. mamadough

    who knew that spencer was a republican?

  27. A

    Please please please stop posting shit about them!!!!!!
    That is exactly what they want & You’re just making it worse!!!!!!

  28. jennifer

    Spencer Pratt annoys the shit out of me, he is a straight prick and rich asshole, or should I say dingle berry, he isn’t quite worthy of being an asshole….He just seems to always be mad about something, or has a stupid comment for everything, maybe he’s just miserable cause his penis is so fucking small, someday , he will realize it ain’t nobody’s fault he keeps peeing on his balls, HELLO SPENCER, extenders exist buddy, you should go buy one idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. jennifer

    Spencer Pratt annoys the shit out of me, he is a straight prick and rich asshole, or should I say dingle berry, he isn’t quite worthy of being an asshole….He just seems to always be mad about something, or has a stupid comment for everything, maybe he’s just miserable cause his penis is so fucking small, someday , he will realize it ain’t nobody’s fault he keeps peeing on his balls, HELLO SPENCER, extenders exist buddy, you should go buy one idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Tina

    PLEASE, stop posting pictures of this idiot and his more idiot fake girlfriend! Please, please, please?

  31. idontwatchthehills

    I dont watch the hills.

    Heidi and Spencer seem to be right for each other and its cool they do some good things for the community. They shouldn’t be stars but heck…they seem like decent people.

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