It’s official: Spencer Pratt has no shame. I can’t say it enough, whenever I look these two assclowns posing like they just won the Special Olympics, I say a little prayer that Heidi Montag is still a virgin. C’mon, what could be a bigger kick in the balls than being photographed getting a manicure then going home to jerk off in a sock while your girlfriend parades around the house in an “I <3 Jesus” bikini? If this is intelligent design, I’m warming up to it.
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will someone kill that fuck’n douche already!?!?! FUCK! please stop, FUCK FUCK FUCK it physically hurts to hear/see that mother fuck’n douchebagsuckass peice of phony shitass fucktard!!
If everyone would only ignore them they’d go away.
Another ass-licking fairy who jacks off onto Genesis and wipes it up with Revelation.
More disgusting ass munchers…
Dude is stoned as fuck.
Well its a tricky situation, women like guys who are clean, but in the process of getting clean you can look very gay….btw couldnt they block this guy out of the pics?
I want to give her a perl necklace!
Can anyone explain why they’re celebrities again?
Not sure I agree with the Special Olympics comment, they deserve respect as any other athlete.
As for you Heidi my beautiful little blooming orchid, I am so sorry I missed your birthday a few days back, so… Happy Birthday beautiful!
I think it’s great that you and Spencer are finding more things to bring the two of you closer together and it takes a real man to go forward with a manicure. As the two of you are always in the media, it’s very important to look your best.
Happy belated,
Randal
There’s nothing wrong with this – everybody knows fingernails can be damaged if you don’t do a proper manicure to remove the coating of another man’s rectal mucus.
He is the ultimate douche in the universe. Far greater than Jon Edwards…
such attention whores. i see these two everytime i visit the picture frame aisle at Target, that generic photo that comes with the frames. and something tells me they both douche.
Pair of god damned fuckin’ douchebags. I wish they’d go away, far away.
whow, this guy give me the douchechillz, look at pic 7, what kind of guy does that?
I’ve finally figured it out………. Randal is really Spencer’s on line name.. …
These people are famous because you (and others like you) opine about their lack of fame. Stop talking about them and they will go away. They pose for pictures because you post them. They say stupid things because you run their quotes. The exist because you look at them. Turn your head and let them die!
Remember the episode of the Hills when heidi had a pregnancy scare? She can’t be a virgin
#15, rough daddy: you do. oh, but with dudes.
Its official. This man has no penis.
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Spencer is talented yet humble, like his fiance. They are also extremely intelligent, as shown by their preferences and choices.
Too bad he didn’t get a taser to the nuts instead.
Who gives a fuck? Tits, not balls dammit!
Ugh…. Cant sites stop posting pics of this cowfucker?? Seriously. Eva Mendes nude, that I want to see….but cowfucker getting his nails done??? Dude….
Manicurist: Oh I see….very gay boy here fo publicity stunt.
Spencer: I am giving a thumbs up using the thumb I stick up Heidi’s Ass
Heidi: I am still a publicity whore
Once again: Please stop posting about these douches.
My gosh, now i’m not saying that all of you, but a HUGE majority of this country has been “dummy-tized” by the government. Proof? All this fighting over who’s the better candidate, obama or bush’s puppet. There all the same people! No matter what, these guys and congress continue to dummy you all with retarted t.v. poisonous food (look up m.s.g. and aspertene the sweetner alone on the web and see what negative consequences it has on the body) these guys LIVE to see our country sick and in hospitals and on prescription meds because the drug companies give the old white men in washington so much money as does the oil companies, meat, dairy and egg etc…we really are in the matrix people but we have been brainwashed to care more about celebs and buying things, and gas, and to eat food that will eventually lead us into debt with healthcare and prescription drugs so we don’t notice that there is such a huge evil comglamorate in the white house that sees nothing wrong with cutting down rainforests, putting polar bears and the like on the endangered species list, ruining our eco system and the air we breathe, robbing our children of proper education (we need them to be dumb so they don’t make waves when there all grown up) so they have all the power. There money and power whores and they have all of you so fooled!!! Wake the fuck up and lets start thinking revolution instead of worrying about this utter douche spencer and his fag-hag fake girlfriend!
I hope this guy catches AIDS from his boyfriend. Everyone knows he pays for his beards.
Look at pic #. Could that worthless fuck-bag be any more pathetic? He’s obviously in the submissive position for that kiss. I’ll bet she makes him snowball after she blows him.
:( I am sad no open mouth pics of her!!! what gives….Oh wait a minute she must have let the pressure out before the “candid” photos (setup) where taken!!! pheww! I am relieved no Hedi pieces all over the nice nail salon. The delicate balance is ok. Everybody can breathe now!!!
:( I am sad no open mouth pics of her!!! what gives….Oh wait a minute she must have let the pressure out before the “candid” photos (setup) where taken!!! pheww! I am relieved no Hedi pieces all over the nice nail salon. The delicate balance is ok. Everybody can breathe now!!!
why are we devoting any time to this over exposed, self-absorbed, douche bag???
everyone except #29 is wrong!
this looks like the first set of pics where spencer actually has fallen in love with heidi. i don’t see anything wrong with them having their time in the spotlight.. they may be stupid, but they aren’t evil
i would bet on spencer proposing soon, for real
Spencer is a spermguzzler, take my word for it.
He had a big day. He got his clitoris pierced right after this.
Why do you even cover then at all..? They are just lame as lame can be.
These two jerks on a plate remind me of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka (and Bernardo)
ugh….why post pics of either of these 2….they are absolute nobodies…I’m sure no one would care too much if we never saw another pic of either of those 2 on this site again.
#35… one of the greatest comments ever.
damn he looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid
STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD CELEBRITY GOSSIP STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. YOUR SITE GETS MORE AND MORE BORING WITH EVERY THUMBNAIL PHOTO.
I’m starting to think The Superficial has a contract with them just like Us Weekly.
Spencer Pratt looks like that creepy, hairy backwoods uncle girls hate because he always tries to touch your ass when you hug him. Just sayin’.
is this guy has a dick or pussy ?
They’re together so much, I’ll bet they get their periods at the same time now.
#44
very funny, ha ha ha
This dudes a fag
Dear Superficial Writer:
The ONLY thing that I want to see about Spencer Pratt from now on is that someone fed him feet first into a wood chipper. I will PAY you a large sum of money to see that.
Cheers,
JCM
I’m with #48. All I want to read nowadays is either of these to fucknuts obits.
Holy hell, could he BE any more wasted? They both look like they have been ripping bong hits for 3 straight days- especially him!
Holy hell, could he BE any more wasted? They both look like they have been ripping bong hits for 3 straight days- especially him!