Spencer Pratt attacks Audrina’s wonk-boobs

After the entire cast of The Hills threw Heidi Montag under the bus by refuting her claims of sexual harassment, Spencer Pratt decided to lash out on Twitter at Audrina Patridge because, well, he’s got a lot of free time right now:

I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her.
Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row!
Who elected you to gage cool – BITCH! Why don’t u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best…
Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place.
So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!

There’s nothing like making a statement about your wife being a vapid, superficial wax figure and then wrapping it in the American flag. Because that’s how you win a battle comparing tits that exemplify American’s penchant for excess and tits that relied on cheap foreign labor. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I already started making them fight in my mind and have no fucking clue what I’m typing corn dog banana gun.

Audrina Patridge at Wet Republic – 4.5.2010