Spencer Pratt attacks Audrina’s wonk-boobs

April 16th, 2010 // 85 Comments

After the entire cast of The Hills threw Heidi Montag under the bus by refuting her claims of sexual harassment, Spencer Pratt decided to lash out on Twitter at Audrina Patridge because, well, he’s got a lot of free time right now:

I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her.
Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row!
Who elected you to gage cool – BITCH! Why don’t u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best…
Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place.
So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!

There’s nothing like making a statement about your wife being a vapid, superficial wax figure and then wrapping it in the American flag. Because that’s how you win a battle comparing tits that exemplify American’s penchant for excess and tits that relied on cheap foreign labor. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I already started making them fight in my mind and have no fucking clue what I’m typing corn dog banana gun.

Audrina Patridge at Wet Republic – 4.5.2010

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  1. Spendster Bratt

    LOL My wife’s fake shit is better than your fake shit.

    Eat that, Yoshi!!

  2. Get a Job bitch

    The doosh knows his plastic….

  3. Adam

    AUDRINA IS TOTALLY HOT AND HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE SHIT, sit the fuck down somewhere helidi and spencer

  4. dude

    i’m with @1, audrina’s not my type but she looks a hella lot more human than heidi

  5. bob

    once again!! who the fuck cares? sites like these is why these 2 idiots are semi-famous. boycott those fuckers!!

  6. Personally no doubt Audrina is 10 times better looking As Heidi looks like you are dating a plastic Barbie Doll!

  7. mupp

    He also can not spell “Gauge”….

  8. Well for the record I operated on neither of them. lol.

  9. -Lmega5-

    Audrina > Heidi

  10. havoc

    Were his parents MORONS too?

    Just curious.

    .

  11. LiLOldSlut

    Lot hotter than that plastic bimbo Heidi Ho

  12. leah

    he’s just mad at life because he has a flesh colored bread. Stupid honkee.

  13. Spencer is a Douche!
    Nuff said

  14. Parker

    Where are the Teamsters mentioned in that statement? If he wanted to wrap Heidi’s tits in a flag he should have said they’re union tits.

    Seriously though, he’s such a douchbag. I feel bad for Heidi cause he probably makes her buttfuck him with a strap-on every night….

    “But Spencer, I’m a woman. Can’t you tell now that I got the extra large tits?”
    “SHUT UP AND FUCK ME! TELL ME I’M A WHORE!”
    “But your supposed to be the man.”
    “SHUT UP AND FUCK ME FAGGOT! I’M YOUR BITCH SO DO ME NOW!”
    “I hate dressing up as a cowboy. I’m a woman.”
    “NO!!! YOUR A GAY COWBOY AND I’M YOUR WHORE! DO YOU HEAR ME?”

  15. doogie

    I’m amazed that nobody has knifed Spencer Pratt on hollywood boulevard.

  16. Jean

    OMG LOL..This guy is so pathetic. He can’t be forreal. He sounds like a BITCH. What straight man wines like that? Both HIS WIFE AND THIS ONE have HORRIBLE boob jobs. All bc you pay alot, don’t mean it’s gonna turn out looking good. But really, making fun of someone’s breasts..and a male nevertheless..and on TWITTER..please shoot him.

  17. justifiable

    Once again we have proof of who’s the real woman in this twosome – rarely have I seen a more clear-cut case of out of control PMS bitchiness in my life. I would like to make it CLEAR that nobody fuckin’ cares, douchebag.

  18. xylus

    Both would’ve been better off seeing Dr.Nick Riviera. Hi everybody!

  19. Jimmy

    Everyone knows that Spencer is playing with far less than a full deck. Who is he to criticize, considering the fact that his narcissistic wife looks like Barbie on steroids?

  20. Brittany

    How in the ever-loving fuck do these Beverly Hills puke stains end up being “famous”?! There is nothing talented about them. ANY of them. Spencer Pratt is probably the most idiotic, useless, unintelligent skid mark I have ever read about. I’m beginning to think that Heidi and Spencer are actually slow. Perhaps she died on the table once or twice thus slowing the oxygen to that overly coked out brain of hers causing stupidity to take a stand. Spencer was just born that way. I don’t know what barfly with beer goggles mated with his mother but, sir, you left the best part of Spencer dried up on those Motel 8 sheets. Audrina has more class and tact in her Tiajuana tits then Spencer or Heidi could BUY and have surgically implanted in their brains… (YAY AMERICAN DOCTORS!) Fucking chode. Spencer please run with scissors pointed directly at your adam’s apple and trip. You fucktards are using the limelight to leave a sour taste in the public’s mouth. Suddenly I feel like swigging an entire bottle of Tequila to wash away the pain of having to mentally ingest the ramblings of a loose sphincter. I will share the tequila… who wants some?

  21. hmna

    @7, “gage” and “gauge” are both correct spellings.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gage

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gage, Definition 3

  22. hmna

    I can’t believe I just defended Spencer Pratt. Kill me now.

  23. sasha

    “We don’t deal with that fake world and fake people”? Are you kidding me?
    And do you know what the word “relevent” means?
    You’re funny and sad at the same time.

  24. h1976

    bwahahah… Id bang Audrina anytime over Heidi horse face, even after shaving 5 inches of it, it still look big and flat, at least she had enough brains to know that getting breasts bigger than her chin would divert peoples attention somewhat.

    Oh yeah, Audrina is much hotter, in fact I think the main reason she does a body renovation is because she felt inferior standing beside audrina in the show…

    Having a douche for a hubby doesnt help either

  25. pimp

    i’d eat both of their bleached assholes, then nut on those balloon tits…

  26. Sport

    Kettle. Black.

  27. Jillia

    #20

    *frantically waving arm in air, jumping up and down…

    I DO I DO!!!!!!! Happy freaking Friday…

    Awesome rant BTW. But I would get the aneurysm it sounds like you most likely had while writing that spiel checked out. Lol. ; )

  28. Parker

    Given a choice, I’d rather have anal sex with Audrina. Heidi has a nice ass but as it’s been pointed out before, she probably couldn’t make a decent turkey sandwich if her life depended on it. Sure, she could pay someone to do it but that means after the anal sex was over, you’d have to sit around listening to her talk while waiting for your sandwich and everyone knows that’s the very time when you want to be left alone, both to savor your accomplishment and to anticipate the arrival of your sandwich.

    Will it have just barely enough mayo? She sure has a hot ass. WIll the turkey be moist and sweet? Boy, that felt so nice. Will the bread overpower the other ingredients or will it be perfect? It’s so hot the way her buttcheeks jiggle when I bang her ass. Will she use any old swiss cheese or Alpine Lace? I wish it could have lasted all night. I wish she’d hurry up with my sandwich. She’s probably glad it didn’t. Where’s the door? Where’s my sandwich?

  29. tard

    Tick-Tock. 15 minutes is close. I remember when “celebs” had to do something stupid like forget to wear underwear and hop out of a car with their legs in the air to get noticed. Now all they have to do is post something retarded on twitter.

  30. chelsea

    he does realize his wife is THE definition of fake. Right?

  31. chelsea

    besides… audrinas boobs are better! hahaha.

  32. sarah

    It’s like the war of UGLYFAKE vs.UGLYFAKER…

    stfu…EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOU PEOPLEEEE!!!!!!! Get a damn clue!

  33. orion

    seriously…that cocksack needs to crawl back down whatever shithole he came from. you and your stupid inflatable wife are everything wrong with America, you ugly asswipe. you remind me of a shit i took once…fucking waste of sperm.

  34. Ryan

    Heidi is not even in the same league at Audrina… Audrina is sooooo much hotter than that plastic nasty Barbie! And Spencer is just an F’ing idiot…

  35. WHEN WILL THIS IDIOT JUST DIE ALREADY, SPENCER YOUR’E SUCH A PUSSY! YOU’RE GIRLFRIEND IS 98% FAKE AND STILL UGLY AS SHIT, ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS OF MAKING MONEY OFF HER STUPID ASS PRESS ANTICS ALL FAILED. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.

  36. WHEN WILL THIS IDIOT JUST DIE ALREADY, SPENCER YOUR’E SUCH A PUSSY! YOU’RE GIRLFRIEND IS 98% FAKE AND STILL UGLY AS SHIT, ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS OF MAKING MONEY OFF HER STUPID ASS PRESS ANTICS ALL FAILED. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.

  37. LynzCatastrophe

    This is too priceless!!! He calls Audrina fake?! HIM?! What the fuck has she done recently to piss him off? She doesn’t want press like you guys do, Ryan is not from the 90′s, and we dont wanna hear about desperate attempts at fame from Speidi, the royal couple of reality tv shows and making complete asses of themselves. Oh, and try not to diss people who have had plastic surgery, if Audrina has had anything done, its only a small amount in comparisons to your wifes barbie overhaul. All in all, this is just too funny!!

  38. SOS

    I never laugh at the commentary here (or any of these gossip sites, the wittiness is too forced, but “There’s nothing like making a statement about your wife being a vapid, superficial wax figure and then wrapping it in the American flag.” was so funny :-)

  39. Love her thighs, nice and supple. But her boobie job is pretty bad. At least it’s in proportion though. Montag is way too big.

  40. Jon

    Spencer Pratt…

    The douche who okay’d shows like Jersey Shore and The Hills should be taken out the back and shot like a wild festering rabies dog he is.

    They should make a real life movie about these guys in a few years time when they short lived careers are over. Call it “The Pathetics”. Just like the fans that watch this garbage. Pathetic.

  41. saywha?

    lol i hate spencer, but i gotta give him props, what he said was pretty funny, and you would all agree if it was anyone but spencer tweeting that stuff.

  42. Ba ha ha ha! Awesome.

    Oh delusional douchey dude, your wife is the #1 story because she’s a tragedy. And you’re a big part of that.

  43. neptune

    @43 SO true.

    Considering how much hotter Audrina is than Heidi, this shit reads like satire. Spencer is so pathetic. He probably gets a boner on the Barbie isle.

  44. You could drive a truck in the gap between that bitch’s breasts.

  45. Addi

    Lmao, that was so awesome to read!

    I don’t give a shit about either but Audrina is for sure hotter than Heidi, with or without the fake tits. Audrina boobs look way better, regardless of whether it was a ‘good’ or ‘bad’ job. My tits hurt when I see pictures of Heidi….

  46. Robert Paulson

    I would like to take Spencer’s face and rub it in dog poop. Maybe make him eat some. What a little puss. He really needs a dope slap.

    Oh, and Audrina more better than sourpuss Heidi

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  48. I think it’s all been said already.

  49. Gina

    Heidi and Spencer are the two most fake people I have ever seen in my life. Never watched their show, never had interest in them. They are so pathetic. I wish they would just go away

    • Logan

      I mean, seriously…they are so ridiculous. The both of them! They seriously do need to go away and they both are so fake and have so many problems. It’s so dumb and I’m tired of hearing about them! Audrina did nothing wrong to them and she did the right thing by ditching them both, completely. Audrina is beautiful. Heidi and Spencer are fake and trashy…

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