Spencer Pratt admits ‘Hills’ is fake during hissy fit

June 2nd, 2009 // 46 Comments

While throwing a hissy fit shortly before quitting I’m a Celebrity…, Spencer Pratt essentially threw his gravy train The Hills under the bus, according to TMZ:

A well-placed source who works on the Costa Rican production of the show tells TMZ just before quitting the show, Spencer screamed at producers, “If you give me a script, I’ll do what you want. I’m not a reality star. I’m on ‘The Hills.’”
Spencer clarified with the following: “I’m a TV producer and a character.”

Give him a script and he’ll do what you want, huh? Well then, I happen to have en episode I wrote for The Hills entitled “Spencer Dips His Testicles into a Piranha Tank Only to Fall In Taking Heidi With Him and Did I Mention the Piranhas Have AIDS? Because They Do.”

Free of charge, MTV. Contact info down below.

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  1. whatever

    Awesome. Can we ever stop talking about these stupid worthless people? No? Great. Then I guess “The Hills” and the million pictures of these morons that keep circulating everywhere will just keep coming …

  2. Richard McBeef

    This guy is a major douche and he has already amassed more cash than I will ever make in my life by being said douche.

  3. john

    first

  4. MaryJane

    I HATE THEM STOP WATCHING THEIR SHOW IT WILL GO AWAY!

  5. Wuh?

    Who are the people and what have they done with Britney?

  6. porcelina

    In the words of the great Lucille Bluth, Speidi “makes me want to set myself on fire!”

  7. $10 says he tried to stick that snake in his ass.

  8. Papahotnuts

    Who is Spencer Pratt and why is Lady GaGa holding a snake?

  9. Superevil

    Please remove this homo from my internet.

  10. blomefish

    What meaning does your word have- – ” I won’t give these douchebags anymore space”, yet here they are again–douchebags–space–are they paying you for coverage? I’ll check in now and again but fu** the Superficial and these two DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!!!! More Kendra W. on a pole (vapid bitch with nice funbags) and no Speidi or goodbye Fish

  11. Nanotyrannus

    I got another $10 that says that snake committed suicide by eating itself rather than go where so many men have gone before. Twice.

  12. Dr Phowstus

    Well this crisp Jefferson note says he cries when ol’ horseface fists him………

  13. Sweet Cheeks (HIV +)

    Damn that boy’s fine!
    Where is my baby doll Randal been?

    exes and ohs

  14. Papahotnuts

    I have another $10.00 if I can watch him be beaten to death with a shovel.

  15. Superbiggerevil

    “If you give me a script, I’ll do what you want. I’m not a reality star. I’m on ‘The Hills.’”

    I’ll bet if you gave him a serving of “frank & beans” he’d also do what you want because there’s no fucking way this douchebag has a taste for pussy! He is by far the most worthless piece of untalented shit next to Rush Limbaugh to ever walk the planet. I’ve got more respect for his emptyheaded soulmate Heidi, at least she can turn to porn for a living.

  16. Randal

    Can’t blame him or Heidi for walking out on the show. It’s a garbage show! Of course these two don’t want their image ruined by it, so they bailed. Heidi and Spencer are above quickly produced crap that passes for TV these days. Stick to The Hills because that’s what has made both of you celebrities.

    Randal

  17. Papahotnuts

    Randal@16 just earned himself a cock-slap.

  18. PHN, I have $10 saying you couldn’t possibly kill him JUST by kicking him in the nuts hundreds of times in a row…

  19. PHN, I have $10 saying you couldn’t possibly kill him JUST by kicking him in the nuts hundreds of times in a row…

  20. I have another $10 saying I bet double posting doesn’t make me feel as betrayed as Heidi’s dildo when it finds itself shoved in Spencer’s ass.

  21. Heidi's Betrayed Dildo

    I have another $10 saying I bet I’ll be worn to a nub before he ever takes me OUT of his ass. Fucking Everready batteries.

  22. DISGRUNTLED REAER

    WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ADS O NTHIS SITE….ARE YOU THAT HUNGRY FOR MONEY YOU ALREADY FILTHILY RICH WRITERS

  23. DISGRUNTLED REAER

    WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ADS O NTHIS SITE….ARE YOU THAT HUNGRY FOR MONEY YOU ALREADY FILTHILY RICH WRITERS

  24. Papahotnuts

    I knew a guy a like Randal once. But it was a girl. And I don’t any girls that stupid. So in retrospect I don’t know anyone like Randal. My bad.

  25. sirrix

    Wow – twice in one day! Lovely. Glad to know that you actually give a shit about your readers… Oh, wait…

  26. I Am Canadian

    #16 – ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!

    Too late for ruining his image!! He was a total asshole and I for one would have punched him in his cheesy (flesh coloured) beard. He makes an ass of himself by never shutting his pie-hole. And all because of a bottle of dry shampoo….
    Not very Christian-like Spencer. Shame on you.

    I’m not defending the show. Come on… Janice Dickinson… we are now talking S- list celebs. S as in SHIT!!
    The show is a train-wreck, can’t help but watch.

  27. I Am Canadian

    #16 – ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!

    Too late for ruining his image!! He was a total asshole and I for one would have punched him in his cheesy (flesh coloured) beard. He makes an ass of himself by never shutting his pie-hole. And all because of a bottle of dry shampoo….
    Not very Christian-like Spencer. Shame on you.

    I’m not defending the show. Come on… Janice Dickinson… we are now talking S- list celebs. S as in SHIT!!
    The show is a train-wreck, can’t help but watch.

  28. Yeah

    Stop posting about these fucking lames, man. Jesus.

  29. Matthew

    DAMN IT FISH STOP POSTING MR. OR MISS DOUCHBAG and also WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT WHAT MISS OR MER. DOUCHBAG are doing!

  30. Stoopid Monkey

    If u don’t want to read about these two anymore, stop posting comments about them.

    Macroeconomics 101 – - supply and demand people, supply and demand. Fish is likely posting based on popularity of the threads.

    As for the advertisements, how the heck else do you think Fish is making any money with this site?! Do dollar bills magically appear in his lap every time someone opens the URL??

  31. mikeock

    Here’s the bottom line: He’s a self-important asshole that really needs to be beat hard with a baseball bat, then made to watch while someone fucks his wife in her poophole.

  32. Shabaaaaaaa

    I HATED him until I watched him on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. He is hilarious because he goes out of his way to act like a complete jerk. I think he knows how stupid he looks and doesn’t even care. He even said something last night about being good at faking emotions..or something to that effect. I don’t think his being open about the Hills being fake is any big secret…?

  33. Robin

    Remember that time when you went on Speidi strike and stopped posting about them? Yeah, let’s go back to that.

    I don’t even read their postings anymore. Just skip right over them. That’s less time spent on site, less article sharing I send to friends, which is less unique visitors which must add up to some sort of decline in advertisor interest and spending. No? Damnit.

  34. Danklin

    Why didnt that snake squeeze this skinny douchenozzle to death?

  35. This guy is such a tool not to mention dumb as pounded sand. I think they should start a new show call “I am Spencer Pratt get me out of here” and drop his @$$ in Iraq so we all could watch Al-Qaeda cut his head off with a butter knife! Now that would be awesome. He also has the worst case of LMD “little mans disease” I have ever seen! What is he 4 foot 8? or is he even that tall? He calls himself a star my @$$, Shooting star is more like it, and like a shooting star he will quickly burn out and not be seen.

  36. I’m sure: THIS BOY MAKES ALOT OF US CRY JUST WITH HIS APPEARENCE, folks!!

  37. Jeanette

    He also said to his blonde bimbo something along the lines of, “These are the first tears you’ve cried on TV that weren’t fake.”

  38. lily12

    There is a more interesting site than this*******www.cougarcircle.com*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site!

  39. Nero

    Oops! The mouth was just a bit too fast!

  40. Gando

    I like these kinda things! I like to get to know people better!

  41. Galtacticus

    Once the painful moment approaches many masks will fall.Who said this?

  42. Darth

    Just as Heidi Montag,like many,another pussy whip.

  43. The sickness that causes reality star wannabees: http://tinyurl.com/r9vg4h

  44. Dave ain't here, man

    @41 Somebody in a bondage video?

  45. ZIPPY the PINHEAD

    I think I missed something.Is it widely known that this Spencer person likes it
    Greek? Hey,live and let live.I’ve never heard of Speidi or their show,The Hills.
    The only people I recognize on IAC,GMOOH! are LDP,John Salley,Stephen Baldwin,Sanjaya and that nut case,Janice (Cougar) DICKinson.There’s some
    thing wrong with that woman.She’s a female version of that other nut case,
    Jonathan Antin (self proclaimed Celebrity Hairdresser).Did anybody see HIS
    Reality Show? If you did,you know what I mean!
    I have to agree with the person who commented about the IAC,GMOOH show.
    Very poor production quality,too many commercials,vapid and a waste of air
    time…but I’m watching it!!! Hey,with what’s going on in the world today,it’s relaxing to sit back,stare at the TV and watch a ridiculous,un-mind challenging
    piece of sweaty fluff !

  46. H_Chick

    Who in the name of all that is Holy is Spencer Pratt Anyway??? Have to admit he looks like he would likely freakin’ well pass out if he was to see a stray pussy hair.

    @ SpencerH8r – that is so eloquent I nearly cried! Just beautiful! Brava! Brava!

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