Spencer Pratt wants everyone to know Jesus and him are “making the connection.” Not only that, but he’s taking spiritual advice from Heidi “I’d Rather Die Than Live Without Chest Balloons” Montag. You know, the chick who recently tried to pretend she’s a virgin. Holy art the assclowns. Scope out the Passion of Spencer Pratt via Us Magazine:
When Mary-Kate Olsen said that he had a bad temper, for example, “my natural Spencer Pratt had to attack,” he says.
So he called her the “less cute” twin.
“Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’” Pratt says. “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’ And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’”
Pratt says he now goes to church every Sunday with Montag.
“People are very excited to see me there. They’re like, ‘It’s good you’re here,’ and they’re patting me on the back like, ‘Thank you for being here.’”
Ha ha ha! The poor jackass thinks people at church recognize him. Adorable. I almost don’t have the heart to tell him they don’t care who he is; they just want money. But somehow I persevere: They want your cash, douchenuts!
I just want to make certain that everyone knows my limp wrist and all are part of the act. You do know that!? And I really don’t like the cock. I like the vajayjay.
Why are there no eugenics for people like this and Monstertag?
mimi, what the fuck are you talking about?
Spencer Pratt <3′s the cock! I’ll bet he’s a Scientologist too, …
he’s nothing but a white trash guy like most americans….yes I am from the UK haters!!!
“what would jesus do? what would jesus do?” ,,,ahhhaaaaahhhhaaaaa creepy laughter i know…
i thnk they have a purse fetish or something, in every single picture…
but really doesn’t seeing them make you feel better?anymore uk people around?
This guy is a piece of fucking shit. I hope he get’s AIDS.
Simplest way to never see either of these people again is for celebrity sites and magazines to stop writing about them rather than making fun of them…and damn, do it quickly!
Who is this pint size pussy?
Dear Spencer:
Oh no, no way are you gonna drag me into your douchebaggery. Leave me out of this!
Thanks
Jesus
PS. Don’t forget my dad has quite the temper.
Mmhm, yeah, I think I can safely say that Jesus is the last person those two think about. I’m pretty sure they spend 90% of their time thinking about themselves and the other 10% thinking about more ‘fabulous’ ideas to get their names in the media. Yikes.
Spencer: My best freind Paul thinks your hot! Ditch that fag-hag and come out, already!!!!
Props 2 Heidi 4 getting Spence in Church. Only God has the power to give someone a conscience who has never had one. Spencer lacks a conscience and displays nearly every trait of a sociopath…he’s just like what’s described in ‘The Sociopath Nextdoor’…lets just hope he keeps going to church and pray God will give him a conscience
The sickness that causes reality star wannabees: http://tinyurl.com/r9vg4h