Spencer Pratt: ‘The Marriage Was Fake’

August 2nd, 2010 // 76 Comments

After Heidi Montag filed for divorce on Friday, Spencer Pratt decided to go nuclear and throw The Hills producers under the bus by revealing to People their marriage was about as real as Heidi’s tits, chin, ass, back, kneecaps, nose, jaw, eyes, elbows, solar plexus, earlobes…:

“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world,” Pratt said Friday. “And that world is on a sound stage.”

In classic Tila Tequila-style, Spencer then took to his Twitter and started firing off insane tweets at MTV and “Beefy” Lauren Conrad because what the hell else is he gonna to do? Become a relevant figure in the entertainment industry? BAHAHAHA!

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?
@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn’t have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker
@laurenconrad beefy now your dreams and prays have come true so now your free to try and date my ex-wife! SEE you in MALIBU @ BUI beefy LC

Okay, first off, Lauren Conrad can’t be a lesbian because that would actually make her interesting and then the universe would collapse on itself. Second, I’m pretty sure this level of bridge burning is a precursor to suicide, so I hope nobody minds that I brought cake. It’s Fudgie the Whale, so don’t worry, it’s completely appropriate.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Marshal

    Seriously, what isn’t fake about them both?…

  2. Ron Burgandy's ballsack

    So does LC and HM have beef curtains? The mystery remains.

  3. Aims

    She still looks like a horse. Gross. Where do they get these people?!? Heidi, Snookie and Tori spelling all are in the so-ugly-how-the-fuck-are-they-famous group.

  4. Nichole

    I don’t think for one minute a speidi sex tape exists. If there actually was one, I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to buy it. The thought of Spencer Pratt naked is enough to make any woman sick! I feel sorry for Heidi that she dated then married the ass hat. What did she see in that controlling useless piece of shit? Why did she marry that fuck up? He doesn’t have a joband without Heidi nobody would have known who Spencer was! Seriously, the jerk is a nobody. I’m so happy she cut that loser out of her life and went on with her life. If she is still with the douche, I’ve got one question: why?

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