Here’s Spencer Pratt on a posed photo shoot of him.. posing his own photo shoot (?) and I’m mostly posting these just for the hilarity of him going out of his way not to photograph the only hot chick in a swimsuit. “Oooh, look a crab! (Is she gone?)” On that note, this is apparently some sort of fund-raising stunt for Heidi Montag‘s surprisingly genius 3-D boobs movie that either Spencer is still attached to or straight-up stole the idea because his last pitch to a studio crash and burned:
SPENCER: Okay, so The Rock and Angelina Jolie are on a ship that gets attacked by like these ripped, mutant shark men with like these really strong arms. And they’re always coming up behind people and just like squeezing them with their really strong arms. From behind. Then at the end, Angelina Jolie has a sex change operation to make The Rock stop crying in the clothes hamper. BOOM.
STUDIO EXEC: …. If I give you this crystal I found in the parking lot, will you put the gun down and leave.
SPENCER: Done.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Lame
Are you sure he’s a guy, DJ? I have my doubts.
Well, I’m pretty sure he’s a guy. It’s jus a case of figuring out what kind.
By the looks of it, Spencer’s somehow managed to transform himself into a 50-year-old (at least) ex-steroid junkie.
This shit is just gay. Worse than Joaquin Phoenix.
This “guy” is even more desperate for attention than my slutty ex
I think I banged your slutty Ex DJ
Where is this chick a life guard? I may need to go for a swim
Spencer is such a wiener.
to think a month ago i was worried spencer pratt might go Star80 on heidi. amazing what four unrelated tapes can do to create perspective.
wonder if he’ll talk that dude into getting a penile implant. and then ask permission to test it out.
Is that Snooki’s ex boyfriend?
Please oh please tell me there will be a South Park episode where Paris Hilton takes a dump on these douches. Thank you, I’ll take my Emmy award now.
Nice tuck job on the blonde tranny.
He’s sure gonna have a serious set of moobs as he gets older. They already sag!
Spencer P. & man boobs…..tattooed, spray tanned and right before lunch too.
Oh joy….you give us women such eye candy while you cavort with your harem on FaceBook.
EWWWWWWW
the dude being photographed is Snooki’s ex bf
Hot. I bet she feels the added tension on her brown-eye, with her cheeks being spread like that.
You guys are “misunderestimating” Spencer Pratt, to usurp GWB’s lexicon.
Spencer Pratt cannot be serious. He is a caricature. And you guys fall into the trick, paying him undeserved attention, which is exactly what he wants.
And, when you’re not looking, he’ll run for President in 2012.
he has nice tits
Um…. is it just me or is there just something *wrong* with that dudes pecks? The bottoms look like something might be implanting symbiotic larvae in there or something. Just sayin’
My God, the loser doesn’t even know how to fake taking a photo! Most photographers will use the view finder, not the LCD screen.
Man, Mario Lopez has really let his pecs go…. Come on dude…
Heyyyyyy Spencer,
I like your beard.
the hills is ovah now sucka …
give it a break …
are you screwin splatt or what??????!!!!!!!!!!!
That guy SP is photographing has saggy pecks, no abs and a short torso. Yuck.
Isn’t that the guy that was dating Snooki so he could get on The Real Word? Glad to see he got his big break.
World. I hate typos.
that mother fucker has lost his goddamn mind
I thought the dude being photographed looked this stretched out because of the thumbnail. Little did I know..
OMG he is ugly.
and I thought I was awkward… wow… he is a creep-o
he’s so strange!
Pancake tits.
Dud looks like an albino hippy.
yep, THIS IS A FAT AMERICAN, folks!!
who is this fat fuck
LOL riiiight. how pathetic!
Just when i thought Spencer Pratt couldn’t get any gayer he goes and pulls this shit. Maybe the guy’s a genius. He finds new ways every time he’s in the public eye to make himself look douchier and gayer. You’ll run of gay things to do soon old bush master Pratt.
Also, whats up with the guy with the ski goggle sunglasses? Dont chicks usually wear those things? They’re seriously not helping this look any less gay.
This guy is such a douche nozzle!
nice work douchebag, no matter how much facial hair you grow you still wont be compared to brad pitt, specially when you use an slr like a point and shoot camera
Why isn’t he wearing his wedding ring??? Was that a sham too???
yes that is emilio, he lives with spencer pratt now, they are trying to do a new reality show.. FIST PIMPIN FOR LOVE… FFS, just give spencer back his gun already!
Dude’s as queer as a three dollar bill. Who else would have sex with a mound of plastic?
that lens is a little long for such a sort distance. maybe its just me or maybe with a blonde jew afro any thing is possible. maybe just maybe.
jersey shore meets stretch marks meets virginia beach swim trunks
Spencer is a raging homo…..
OMG he is sooo fuking UGLY
DOOOOOOOOOUCHEBAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!!!!
gynecomastia from steroids.
I am not putting anyone else down, just merely making an observation here. From experience, I really think that Spencer is bi-polar and possibly schitzophrenic. His mood, the way he talks, his anger, his freak outs, all that. The guy needs to be on meds, and FAST. He is one loose cannon and a scary scary guy.
Man boobs… aka gynoclamastia (from too much steriods).