Spencer Pratt: ‘My Arrest Brought Heidi and I Back Together’

September 14th, 2010 // 82 Comments

Spencer Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica over the weekend for failing to declare a small arsenal in his luggage while boarding a plane back to Los Angeles. The incident has apparently provided the perfect opportunity for him to pretend Heidi Montag is calling off the fake divorce of their fake marriage, according to the Associated Press, a once reputable news organization. Welcome to my world:

Pratt said Monday that Montag stood by him during what he called the “wildest day ever of either of our lives.” He says that sparked hope that she might drop her divorce filing. He and Montag were back in Los Angeles after Saturday’s incident.
Police in San Jose, Costa Rica, said the couple were briefly detained at the airport for illegal arms possession after security officers found two unloaded handguns in their luggage. Police say Pratt and Montag hadn’t declared the weapons and lacked permits to have them in Costa Rica.

You may be asking yourself, “Why the hell did Spencer Pratt need a bag full of handguns at a tropical resort in Costa Rica?” Allow Ramb-douche here to explain. Via Popeater:

“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way.”

There are things I’m willing to accept in this life: The earth is round. Women can vote. Binge drinking is not a sign of alcoholism, it just helps with the tremors. But Spencer Pratt living off the land? Get the fuck out of here. The guy looks like he can’t even make a sandwich without hiring two maids and a Navy SEAL for rough, yet emotional support. “She didn’t use the mayo I like. Hold me (in the butt)!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. notyou

    Fish – do us all a favor and stop posting these two idiots!!!

    • Seriously. From now on, every time you post these morons, I’m boycotting for a week. My productivity will soar.

      • If these two generated zero comments theyd already be farts lost to the autumn breeze.. But rather all comments positive or negative is what drives repeat posts.. Meaning..if u hate them keep it to urself and the gossip sites will use something else to chum the internets..

      • Comments are only part of it. Invariably, there will always be comments as some moron always has to say “first!” or a troll comes in and everybody has to react.

        Boycotting for a few days following a Heidi post it will knock down the site’s over all traffic for ads by not even looking at the front page. When Fish look at his web analytics he’ll see a traffic drop and increased bounce rate following a Speidi post.

        For example, Fish has posted Speidi stories 6 times this month. If everybody were already on the Speidi Blog Diet and boycotted for 3 days for each post, that’s 18 days of no traffic from unique users. In the mean time we can visit blogs that have stopped posting Speidi stories to get our fix.

    • chelsea

      the reason people will always keep posting them is simple: everyone loves to hate them. there’s something intoxicating about how absolutely incredibly DISGUSTING these two are. admit it, you clicked on it.

    • Rush

      none of you get it. it’s all a big joke, and you are the punch line.

  2. Becky

    People posting about them only encourages those freaks to do more stupid shit

  3. Kelley

    Yes, retire these two asswipes to the black holes in cyberspace … pictures of them mugging for the cameras make me want to vomit.

  4. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    silverduece
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCKING LOSERS!

  5. bernard

    i almost care not enough to say i don’t care…or something

  6. Spo

    I think her low self esteem and poor self image might have had more to do with it Spence. Just sayin’.

  7. Agnes

    I think it is super that these two kids could work it out. They make a great couple and I love their antics.

  8. fester

    Now that Spencer has adopted the Joaquin Phoenix look I suspect a rap career is close at hand. By rap I mean pretending the dick in front of him is a microphone which suddenly morphs into a popsicle.

  9. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Angie
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is wrong with her nose?

  10. BESP

    heidi’s still hot….but maaan her face….she blew it with that nose job.

  11. RoboZombie

    WHY are these two still alive?????
    Fuck it, this clinches it: There is no god.

  12. What a bunch of crap……get the plastic zombie girl naked or shut up already.

  13. BESP

    ONE MORE THING……did she get cheek implants??? her face looks weird, check this previous post….be the judge: http://www.thesuperficial.com/enlargedimage?postid=82581&parent=59512

  14. Eric

    The what-the-fuck moment of this story is when you realize that he got the guns TO Costa Rica, which means that, here in the U.S., our security sucks worse than the crack team they’ve got working at the Costa Rican airport. #FML

    • ..which set my bullshit detector off early. Chances his arrest was for solicitation in some restroom. Who has a translated police report?

      • diana

        I read the actual CR news, im from costa rica. The guns were short range, not the hunting kind. Of course he was not “hunting”.. probably staying at the 4seasons or something. He got detained because he packed them in their carry ons, unloaded. They were not in jail either.. just detained for a few hours.
        stunt, stunt, stunt.

    • Gallo

      It’s pretty easy to buy some bad-ass weapons in Costa Rica if you have money. Which he does. The US and the Soviets shipped a ridiculous amount of arms to Central America in the 80′s/90′s and that seeded a flourishing black market in weapons. I saw a couple of Desert Eagles casually offered for sale next to bundles of yarn in a rural market in El Salvador in 2002. A local (my host) told me that the vendor also had assault rifles and a Soviet RPG. The theme of this trip was probably “Arm a Twat.”

      • Gallo

        Also, I don’t think he’s the brightest bulb, but I suspect the arrest was calculated. For Publicity (duh.) MTV probably went in ahead of him and set it up (by passing out cash) to make sure that he didn’t end up in a Central American jail. Most of which are so bleak that the inmates pay cockroaches for sex.

    • me

      I expect that if he really was busted with guns, he would still be in jail down there; sounds like total BS to me.

    • McFeely Smackup

      I’m not sure what you think the real world is like, but there’s nothing illegal or even unusual about taking firearms on an airplane. How do you think people go on hunting trips, or competitive shooting anyway? The guns were in his checked baggage, he probably DID declare them on his way down to the airline, but didn’t check them in with the local authorities.

    • ted

      who the fuck hutns with hand guns?

  15. Johnny P

    This has probably been posted in the past, I usually never comment or read comments (why bother when the Webmaster is so damn witty and clever and acerbic?)
    Anyway, what the talentless Spencer Pratt craves more than anything in the world is press. To make him “relevant” To allow him to even exist.
    Why don’t you get together with TMZ, Amy Grindhouse, Lainey, Just Jared, etc etc etc. and call a moratorium on reporting ANYTHING about him for say, six months?
    The man would either cease to exist or self-immolate himself on Sunset Boulevard to get press of any kind. It’s really a win-win.
    (BTW, same could be said of the many talentless fame-whores out there who offer absolutely nothing to the public but still get paid to open/appear at nightclubs, premieres, etc. Paris Hilton and a myriad other twats and wankers spring to mind)

  16. jay

    hunting in Costa Rica? hmmmmmm sure spencer – he is a idiot

  17. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Joozeppy
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s made of plastic and self-hate

  18. BOTH of them are so fucking pathetic….

  19. NeNe

    Yeah, right. Like you guys haven’t been together all along. We aren’t stupid. It was a nice try, but you failed. These two cannot even go to the bathroom without announcing it to the world. Everything is staged. What the hell happened to Heidi’s face?

  20. Agnes

    His interest in guns is a good thing in my opinion.

  21. L

    I have to say, if I were a breast cancer survivor, the last thing in the world I would want to see at an Avon Walk to end breast cancer is Silicone Jugs McGee. In fact I would probably hit her. What a jerk these two are.

    • sunshine

      I am a breast cancer survivor and you took the words right out of my mouth. Thank you L.

      • L

        You are welcome. Cancer is a huge problem and these tards treat it as another photo op and a joke. It’s not a joke, they are the jokes!

  22. jay

    Spencer I apparently unaware of the ” biodiversity Laws” of Costa Rica. His allegation that he was “hunting to survive ” is utter bullsh*t”. Why dont we investigate what animals he “hunted ” and determine if he violated any laws or agreements.

  23. jay

    I sure hope he was not surviving in any protected areas or sanctuaries.

  24. Burt

    Does it dawn on any of you morons that hand guns are not hunting weapons? At least not for hunting 4 legged animals.

  25. Anon

    Am I the only one who cringes when I see the grammatical error in this title?

  26. jay

    Spencer is a POACHER!

    Spencer is a POACHER!

  27. McFeely Smackup

    I really have to wonder how douchebag of the millenium (so far) Spencer Pratt gets arrested in Costa Rica for a fucking firearms violation on Saturday, and The Superficial doesn’t even notice it until Tuesday.

    It’s not like it could have gotten lost in the noise of the busy news days, it’s been nothing but filler shit here.

    way to FAIL guys, well done.

  28. kisdaring

    Where’s a sniper when you need one. “Target spotted: Furry Dbag and Silly ass giant tit Cunt…Exterminate with extreme prejudice.”

  29. yawn

    what’s with the nose?
    i dont understand what the brown shit is..

  30. kurgen99

    Hmm, I only care to see Heidi naked. If you stop posting this stupid nonsense, they will have no choice but to play the Heidi porn card.

  31. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do you even post these photos?

  32. Rupert

    “Heidi and me.”

  33. Turd Ferguson

    These two are like the grownup offspring of Kate Gosselin in 10 years. Sad.

  34. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Balloon Boy
    Commented on this photo:

    With a rack like that, she’s got a lot of walking to do.

  35. grobpilot

    This homo looks like the fucking Unabomber.

  36. Jessesgirl

    I’m convinced she got yet ANOTHER nose job. What a damn fool.

  37. If she got back together with him over that ridiculous arrest, she is even dumber than I thought!

  38. Miss

    Now what was all that lipo good for? You got fat again Heidi. Now go, go cry yourself to death.

  39. Fart_face

    WTF is going on w/ her eyes? Does she want to be Asian?

    Uh oh, hopefully that’s not the cue for that guy who was banned a couple weeks back to tell us how Asian women are superior to all other kinds of women…

  40. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
    Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    She is confusing, i thought she was looking cute but..hmmm, i’m not sure.
    I just cant like those legs, so short and stubby

  41. learn the language

    Should be “Brought Heidi and me back together.”

  42. Liberal Hater

    Does anyone believe a fucking word out of this douchebags mouth? He was practically crying on the set of that reality show last year that was set in the jungle. This prick couldn’t fend of an angry Chinaman with a pair of chopsticks

  43. Bateman

    What the hell is it with the psycho hippie hair?

  44. TAB

    Sadly, based upon his looks in the picture with Heidi and her “AVON Breast Cancer Shirt,” in other words read! Just in case you haven’t noticed my breasts…we might’ve just nabbed a would-be terrorist!

  45. Ava

    You would have to be an imbecile not to know that these two are a couple of boobs just by looking at them. Avon should be ashamed of themselves for letting these wacky two into their event.

  46. Johnny Cage

    What ever happened to these two? Hollywood really corrupts bad. They used to be a such a beautiful couple, gorgeous girl with a handsome guy. Now she’s vain and been cut up with artificial surgery and his rep has been all tap danced on.

  47. bede

    I just love the way that she isn’t wearing any make-up, and both of them have dirty hair, it just goes to show you how natural they both are. He He He…….

  48. sasha

    Boring!

  49. Suraj Dubey

    hiiiiiiiiiii chat with me………………

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