I don’t know if this is supposed to be a horrific form of character research or some kind of death wish. Either way, Lillo Brancato Jr. won’t have to worry about sweating another audition for “The Sopranos.” Instead he’ll be sweating shower time in cell block B after getting arrested for not only attempted burglary, but also murder of an NYPD officer during a shootout in the Bronx. The good news is the cop nearly took Brancato and his sidekick out.
The wounded suspects were quickly captured. Investigators identified one as Lillo Brancato Jr., an actor who got his break in the Robert De Niro-directed film “A Bronx Tale” in 1993, and played doomed mob wannabe Matt Bevilacqua during the 1999-2000 season of “The Sopranos.”
Hopefully this assclown survives so “The Sopranos” can make an episode out of his execution. I’m sure James Gandolfini will have plenty of time to cook something up since that show puts out a new season as often as the World Cup.
UPDATE: Thanks to the help of our readers, I’ve discovered this guy was already offed on an episode of The Sopranos. Ok, I get it. Don’t ridicule me because I blew my plasma money on beanie babies instead of a subscription to HBO.





























my god half u people r acting like u havnt seen a penis – EVER!!! cruel people whoever put this on tinternet – BURN IN HELL PETE IS HOT NO MATTER WOT!!!
P.S. nice pics haha lol
First of all for those losers that are saying he has a small penis – you have obviously never seen a cock in your life. It is big and is obviously big.
Secondly, those saying he has a hairy bush. He doesn’t. He trims it you can tell. Plus, um he is a man and is supposed to have hair there.
Grow the f*&k up and stop being so childish and American (prudish)about nudity. He is hot and seeing him nude is cool.
You guys are ridiculous. How cares if he posts nude pictures of himself, on a website. It’s obvious he doesn’t. Stop being so God damn anal retentive and grow up. Everyone posts nudes of themselves, whether it be public or not. It’s the human body, and everyone’s seen the opposite sex’s body. Or vice versa.
Seriously, bitching and moaning about some famous artist penis, isn’t going to get you any awesome publicity. It just proves what a egotistical asshole you really are.
Let’s grow up. I’m 15, and even I don’t act and say retarded shit like that.
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omg pete is so hott. he looks way sexi in theis picture if you didnt like the picture of his dick then you should not have seen it.every guy does man or boy … they all do it. now my obession with pete just got way biggger… i love pete wentzz and fall out boy and why are you acting like you never seen a dick … really get over it every one hasss. its tht you problly never seen one as hot has pete’s right .. lol..
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p.s this picture is hot no mater what and PETE IS HOTTER .. THEN ANYTHING TO EVER HIT THIS EARCH..
I think these pics are boss! Hes such a big turn on! *sweats* If I was the girl he was sendin them to I would so keep them to myself and go and have a go of it myself the little fitty! Pete you can send me pics or call me anyday ♥Shan♥ xxx
well alrite petes hott but not the hottest guy alive so yeah but u kno wht no normal gurl wuld eva get her hands on him so yeha n yeah hes fuckin hott n hes got a big one so yeah n his tatoo is hott so yeah screw u ppl n dnt comment if u dnt like him got it
OMFG!!! I love him!! All you people who are having a go at him need to shut up! I dont know if it is because you are jealous or annoyed bc your boyfriends isn
omg ilove pete and he his hott
stop being so hard on him seriously
havent we all made mistakes??
give him a break!!!
and i absolutley LOVE all his tatoos!!!! he is amazing!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG THAT IS THE HOTTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HE IS THE MOST SEXALICIOUS MAN ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH I WOULD DO HIM ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND IF I COULD KEEP HIM FOREVER OHHHHH THEN HE WOULD HAVE IT COMING MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THANK THE LORD FOR THESE PICTURES FOR THIS MAN . HE IS GODS GIFT TO WOMEN AND I THINK HE KNOWS IT YUMMMMMM PETE YOU ARE HOT
I like this pics pete is soo hot!!
It’s too bad he didn’t have any of just his penis! I want to see that thing without his boxers or his hand covering it up! Let’s whip that puppy out so we can see it in all it’s glory! I’d drop to my knees and give that bad boy some proper attention!
It’s too bad he didn’t have any of just his penis! I want to see that thing without his boxers or his hand covering it up! Let’s whip that puppy out so we can see it in all it’s glory! I’d drop to my knees and give that bad boy some proper attention!
Take down the pic’s…. LEAVE PETER ALONE
Pete We Love You!! You Are The SEX!!! <3<3 xx
Well, I disagree with you. I Think Pete is mega hot (!) and I wouldn?t mind seeing him or his dick any day!
Call me baby ;-)
Thankyou!
gorgeous! i do rather enjoy a nice penis. and he is hot. I WOULD!
i think he lookz cute… especially wit dat tatoo…
i think he lookz cute especially in dat pic… i luv hiz tatoo…
notice how all the boys are like “omg that’s hilarious” and girls are like “actually…i think it’s pretty hot?”
there’s something wrong there because i’d be quite happy with him :S
where are all the better-than-pete-wentz-penises?
anddd…my pussy’s beautiful :D
notice how all the boys are like “omg that’s hilarious” and girls are like “actually…i think it’s pretty hot?”
there’s something wrong there because i’d be quite happy with him :S
where are all the better-than-pete-wentz-penises?
anddd…my pussy’s beautiful :D
pete wentz is sooo HOTTT!! i dnt no wot yu guyz are on but DAMN..leave him alone id liked to see yuze get a guy like that.. hes sooooooooooo fucking hot.. nice dick lol ;P .. I LOVE PETE WENTZ XXX
FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!! CANT STOP LOOOKIN AT THE PIK THE TATTOS FUCKING AWSUM.. AND HIS DICK OF COURSE
he is the sexiest man alive.
i dont care how small it is.
i’d fuck him.
apparently being a fan now consists of bashing the band members.. people make mistakes… get the hell over it..
1. if you’re going to come on this site to be like omg omg its a penis… read the damn headline… not that hard
2. its a penis, all boys have them, and all girls want them… unless you’re a lesbian… or gay, but then you’d want it too
3. hes not the only guy in the world to ever send a girl nude pics, some girls like that, some don’t, shit happens
4. it’s not small, and if you think thats small, either i’ve been sleeping with baby dicks or you’ve been blessed by god to never have seen an average penis… lucky you.. but if you ask me, i’d take great sex with a guy who’s 6″ than not being able to walk for a week from banging a guy who’s 10″ or whatever… ow
5. pete wentz is hot… end of story
6. his clothing line is more popular than half of us will ever be in life, thus we should not critisize it… and its baller shit…
7. tattoos are hot period… he could fucking have My Little Pony tattooed on his ass and it would still be hot to people.. not me, but some people… so if you want to bash it… keep it to yourself or just simply state you don’t think it’s your taste, no need to bash his love for his company
8. and again… Pete Wentz is hot….. and an amazing bassist who helps to bring one hell of an amazing show.
I LIKE IT!! :)
EWWWWWW!?!?!?!?!?!? this is perverted!?!?! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS GUYS ****! I MEAN GROSS DUDE! THATS JUST MESSED UP?!?!? THE BAND IS GONNA BE KNOWN FOR THE GUY WHO TOOK PICS OF HIS **** AND PUT THEM ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!? not cool pete NOT cool!
I like this…its funny! I think pete is old enough to do what he wants and damn it he looks good doin it! hey i like that tattoo and hey…his package aint that bad…..
pete is oh so loving, and his tattoo is gorggggggg
okay all those people who said his penis was discusting u must have something seriously wrong with ur goddamn eyes! its gorgeous! id tap that!!pete we love you omfg you dont even know… you may hear this alot but we love you more than n e one els in the whole world… yea yea we know ur like gonna be turning 29 this july but we dont care omg ur just so damn fine!!!:P
By the way #155 FOB, the vagina is actually only 3-4 inches thats why any guy ova 4 inches can please a woman……
anyway, yeah he did pics, so what? may be ugly or whateva, who cares lol i like the music….
little disturbing that 13 year old girls are lookin this up tho…..
shit wrong forum sorry lol supposed to be the pete wentz one
By the way #155 FOB, the vagina is actually only 3-4 inches thats why any guy ova 4 inches can please a woman……
anyway, yeah he did pics, so what? may be ugly or whateva, who cares lol i like the music….
little disturbing that 13 year old girls are lookin this up tho…..
hold on this is the right forum lol! ok been reposted….
now i realy fancy pete wentz and he is certainly well endowed but the decor is pants and as for morrisey being in the bathroom, well thats just scary. his batman stylee tattoo isn’t all that hot either and i am sure he will regret it in the future. he is cute though. i’m sure he regrets doin those pics and it must be embarassing but at least he can sort of laugh at it now with his recent video, this aint a scene, its an arms race. he is an adult and not a teenage boy as someone above had stated. he is 27 and i am sure he is able to deal with it. he chose the celebrity life and all celebs know that joe public want a piece of them all the time.
hi i so would like to get my hands on him does anybody know if hes single
i so would does anybody know if hes single
hi does anybody know if pete wentz is single
pete is so hot omg i would do him
OMG peter is SO hot!! his thing is really big! lol. makin me crazy. i love him more than ever now!
Okay, well. First off, I think everyone who is on here saying shit like “Oo, I would do him” and stuff, are totally objectifying Pete. I mean, you WOULD do him, right? Well, you’ll never get a chance, and I think, that you could say something more age appropriate, seeing as you’re probably only twelve years old. Secondly, the people that are on here saying “ew”. Okay, if you DIDN’T want to see this, you DIDN’T have to. The link you clicked on, probably said something like “pete wentz nude cell phone pictures”, and that KIND OF gives away that there are going to be NUDE pictures. If you don’t want to see his penis, you could have easily, not! It’s not that hard! Lemme guess, your mouse clicked by accident? That doesn’t make you leave comments. So, my advice to you people, don’t look at stuff you don’t want to see. Thirdly, the people that are “dissing” his tattoo, screw you. You’re obviously NOT a fan of Pete Wentz, and you obviously don’t know what it stands for. It’s not some stupid tattoo, that he got for no reason. It’s the sign for his clothing line. It’s no different than “Stuff by Duff” or some other shit that you probably like. Fourth, and last, those people who are saying his penis is small? Yeah, you’re dumb. Maybe you’ve “fucked” some pretty big dicks, according to what you’ve written, but I highly doubt that. For one, he’s not even erect, and for all you people who are not sure of what that means, it means he doesn’t have a boner. He’s not hard. Which means his penis is smaller than when he is erect. Overall, in my opinion, he’s a normal guy. Obviously, he didn’t want these pictures to get out, but someone hacked his phone, and took them. He was sending the pictures to a girl he likes, and there’s nothing wrong with that. If you wanna trash him, go somewhere else, I’m sure Pete would appreciate it.
why is he pushing down on his dick on the las pic dose he think that it would make it look bigger or something, i like there music but man why would someone hack his cell phone it was probably a nedy gay guy! who hacked it.
why is he pushing down on his dick on the las pic dose he think that it would make it look bigger or something, i like there music but man why would someone hack his cell phone it was probably a nedy gay guy! who hacked it.
I absolutely LOVE Pete. Sexy tattoos, great body. He’s right up there in my top 5 fantasy guys. I would be his MILF any day! LOL (see you in Manchester Pete) x x x
all u people complaining you need to get off the site if you hate so much y did you even look at the site i mean it says wat theyre showing you and all of the ppl saying he stretching it alot hes just holding so it dont go bac in his pants and you would know this if you werent gay and besides all you dudes you should know this and dont be leavin nasty comments ur the one who wanted to look so its not his fault its urs
we love you pete
Heyy I dont Know bout all of you but i really liked it.
oh.me.geese.
Love It.
If you dont….
your just a hater.
so.yea.
Holla.