Sopranos castoff will be in jail for a long time

December 10th, 2005 // 97 Comments

tn_brancato_shaved_head2_cr.jpgI don’t know if this is supposed to be a horrific form of character research or some kind of death wish. Either way, Lillo Brancato Jr. won’t have to worry about sweating another audition for “The Sopranos.” Instead he’ll be sweating shower time in cell block B after getting arrested for not only attempted burglary, but also murder of an NYPD officer during a shootout in the Bronx. The good news is the cop nearly took Brancato and his sidekick out.

The wounded suspects were quickly captured. Investigators identified one as Lillo Brancato Jr., an actor who got his break in the Robert De Niro-directed film “A Bronx Tale” in 1993, and played doomed mob wannabe Matt Bevilacqua during the 1999-2000 season of “The Sopranos.”

Hopefully this assclown survives so “The Sopranos” can make an episode out of his execution. I’m sure James Gandolfini will have plenty of time to cook something up since that show puts out a new season as often as the World Cup.

UPDATE: Thanks to the help of our readers, I’ve discovered this guy was already offed on an episode of The Sopranos. Ok, I get it. Don’t ridicule me because I blew my plasma money on beanie babies instead of a subscription to HBO.

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  1. superD

    He was already executed on the show by Tony Soprano himself. Great research guys.

  2. superD

    He was already executed on the show by Tony Soprano himself. Great research guys.

  3. Captain Awesome

    If Rappers can do it, why can’t actors?

  4. Sheva

    Well now the glamour of the punk on the TV will not be measuring up now will it?

    This wasn’t a two bit crime. It appears both criminals had guns and overpowered the one officer. Not before he laid some serious lead on them.

    I hope he lives a full crippled life as the bitch of a big black inmate.

  5. >

    Uh, also. James Gandolfini is an actor. As far as I know he isn’t coming up with the stories and plots on the Sopranos. That guys’ name is David Chase, I think.

  6. i guess he’ll have to settle for a career in the music industry now….

  7. What in the world does a guy like him need crime for? I know celebrities are severely unhinged but killing someone? What a waste of life.

  8. What in the world does a guy like him need to do crime for? I know celebrities are severely unhinged but killing someone? What a waste of life.

  9. imsuperficial

    he was a heroin addict

  10. HollyJ

    He’ll be receiving rectal prison snake for the next decade or so…a small step down from Sopranos. Small step. VERY SMALL STEP, because I feel like I’m being unpleasantly violated when I’m forced to watch Sopranos.

    PS Someone call Reese and tell her this dude took her mandible.

  11. BadGoat

    As usual life is stranger than fiction. What a sad, disgusting situation.

  12. Voodoofoxx

    I think he`ll have plenty of rectal recitals in the future! I feel for the cop`s family.

  13. derekd

    He wasn’t armed and from what I hear from the details he had nothing to do with the shooting. A good lawyer will get him off with little or no time.

  14. He’ll be a huge contributor to the HRC campaign. Unless he wants to rot in jail the rest of his life. Call me

  15. i also love pete and fall out boy and pete is hot no matter what especially naked so i say whip it out when ever no one cares it just dumb ass stupid critisisim and i still love fall out boy and always will. and it aint like all the other bands dnt do it… so oh well love ya pete… this aint a scene is the bomb, patricks hot to…!!!!!!!!!
    ♥ linds and chastity

  16. i also love pete and fall out boy and pete is hot no matter what especially naked so i say whip it out when ever no one cares it just dumb ass stupid critisisim and i still love fall out boy and always will. and it aint like all the other bands dnt do it… so oh well love ya pete… this aint a scene is the bomb, patricks hot to…!!!!!!!!!
    ♥ linds and chastity

  17. Dani-Fabulous

    Well, I agree with a few of the rest of you but i happen to like the tattoo, I do expect I’ll think of it later while shaming myself,its almost immpossible not too… pete has always been the hottest dude out there…he puts even Brad Pitt to shame! I’d so TAP that!!

  18. Dani-Fabulous

    Well, I agree with a few of the rest of you but i happen to like the tattoo, I do expect I’ll think of it later while shaming myself,its almost immpossible not too… pete has always been the hottest dude out there…he puts even Brad Pitt to shame! I’d so TAP that!!

  19. Dani-Fabulous

    Well, I agree with a few of the rest of you but i happen to like the tattoo, I do expect I’ll think of it later while shaming myself,its almost immpossible not too… pete has always been the hottest dude out there…he puts even Brad Pitt to shame! I’d so TAP that!!

  20. Dani-Fabulous

    Well, I agree with a few of the rest of you but i happen to like the tattoo, I do expect I’ll think of it later while shaming myself,its almost immpossible not too… pete has always been the hottest dude out there…he puts even Brad Pitt to shame! I’d so TAP that!!

  21. wow thats all i got to say and i agree with incogneato56 thats a good idea… anyways i think the tattoo is hot and so is he and theyre one of the best bands in the world… i mean who really cares that he showed his dick that aint all that bad it aint like he meant for it to go to everyone or did he oh well i still love u pete and if u dont love fall out boy ure f*cknig nuts… the pics are great ♥ linds

  22. KelseyMarie

    wow. i think these pics just turned me completely lesbian. O_o

  23. GerardWayAndPeteWentzAreHot

    OMG!! i have gotta say 3 things to ppl!!
    1. if you dont want to see these pictures then WHY do u search for them?!?!?
    2. have you ever seen a man stretching out his dick?? i dont think you have because he isn’t trying to stretch it out!! and
    3. THESE PICTURES TOTALLY ROCK!!! PETE WENTZ IS SOOO HOT AND OMG!! HIS DICK IS BIG!! HE’D GET IT ANYDAY!!!

  24. ~Crystal

    omg he is so fricken hott! i am like his biggest fan and when i saw those pics ….. i went crazy. but question. why would you put a picture like that of ur self on the internet? its hot but wow, It i snice though so it’s ok

  25. ~Crystal

    omg he is so fricken hott! i am like his biggest fan and when i saw those pics ….. i went crazy. but question. why would you put a picture like that of ur self on the internet? its hot but wow, It i snice though so it’s ok. love the tatoo too

  26. stacielovespetewentz

    OMFG i cant belive you are all dissing on pete i love him soo much i cant believe it and i agree with #109 cuz it is true someone did hack into his cell it is not his fault that someone is just jealous of his sexiness geez and all the guys that went on here to same stupid shit about pete must know nothing about him cuz he is a very sweet guy and u all are just sooo mean i swear he is the sweetest thing u have ever met so yalls should just shut your fucking mouths and become nicer people because he would not say stupid crap about u if u were in the spotlight now would he???

  27. stacielovespetewentz

    OMFG i cant belive you are all dissing on pete i love him soo much i cant believe it and i agree with #109 cuz it is true someone did hack into his cell it is not his fault that someone is just jealous of his sexiness geez and all the guys that went on here to same stupid shit about pete must know nothing about him cuz he is a very sweet guy and u all are just sooo mean i swear he is the sweetest thing u have ever met so yalls should just shut your fucking mouths and become nicer people because he would not say stupid crap about u if u were in the spotlight now would he???

  28. crzy_blonde_grl

    Shes right he’s fuckin gorgeous!! ok??? so yeaaaa leave him alone or we both gonna take u kay?! k ….and jus cuz his freak side got a lil outta hand don make him a skank..its not like he wanted this to happen….. love ya pete

  29. biinah

    Those naked pictures are just freakiiin Hooot! ;D Grrr I thought pete wentz looked hot with clothes on .. But without clothes DAMN HE HOT AS FIIRE ;D

  30. OMFG pete is soooo fit!!
    Thats jst like tht best picz eva!!
    i lv him haha!!
    i wna c mre picz o pete :P

    lv yaz cat xxxxxx

  31. luv_ya_loads_till_death

    holy gawsh! now THAT is hottt!!! and in my opinion, its huuge~! which, also in my opinion, is sexxxy!!! so all u f’in Pete Wetnz-y h8ers need to shut up! kay? I LOVE YOU PETE WENTZ!!! (agian, so sexxxy!)

  32. Xx_Immortal_kiss_xX

    #160, frankly.. You have no right to even say that. You looked at the site there for you must have been thinking something along the lines of “Oh.. I love him!” or “Oh.. I wanna fuck that!” but you choose to degrade yourself by saying that 14 yr olds play with barbies? Wtf were you doing at 14? cuz i sure as hell wasn’t playing with barbies. Maybe you were born in the stone age or something. Soo.. Shut up, grow up, and damn, try to atleast sound half decent next time you try to bash someone.

  33. EmoByNameEmoByNature

    how can we be sure it’s not a Pete Wentz Wannabe.. look at him when hes in the video this ain’t a Scene, hes got a stomach smoothe as a babys butt, seriously, why would he stop waxing/shaving w/e just to take some stupid pics of himself? I don’t think the second two are him maybe the first but not the second two, he wouldnt risk his career to be honest, but hell ya never know do ya?

  34. dumbblonde64

    omg these are the hottest pics evr!!! you should come over sometime pete….i could help u take more pics :P !!!!!!! keep the pics comming !! dont listen to those f **k heads , these pictures are soooo HOTTT!!

  35. dumbblonde64

    omg these are the hottest pics evr!!! you should come over sometime pete….i could help u take more pics :P !!!!!!! keep the pics comming !! dont listen to those f **k heads , these pictures are soooo HOTTT!!

  36. laura

    Okay so first of all. seriously? are you kidding me… I agree with the most of the comments above me,
    1. If it “burns” when you see a fucking penis, and I mean Pete Wentz’s none the less! then why’d you fucking come onto this site AND LOOK AT THE PICTURES! So you can giggle about it and say you’ve seen a penis before?
    2. PETE WENTZ IS HOTT, I LOVE HIM. HE IS THE FUCKING SHIT. DO NOT DOOOOO NOT! DIS HIM or else your just a dousche.
    3. You are so immature I can’t even speak.

    I’ll give Pete my e-mail anydayy ;] I LOVE FOB and I am a TRUEEEEE FAN WHO LVOEOVEOVOEOS THEM regardless of how fucking hott Pete is.

    & Umm fuck yeah ITS HIS CHOICE HE IS SO NOT A WANNA BE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!!?

    i love him.
    call mee ;]

  37. laura

    oh ya, and i forgot
    I FUCKING LOVE HIS TATTOO.

  38. laura

    1. WHY DID YOU EVEN COME ON THIS SITE KNOWING HIS WOO HOO WAS HANGING OUT YOU IMMATURE FUCKTARD oh yeah, so you can giggle and say you’ve seen a penis, and then diss it like its so beneath you? NO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PENIS IS HOLY! IT IS SO MUCH HIGHER THAN YOU YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW, WETHER IT IS ERECT OR NOT! SO JUST SHUT UP.

    and i fucking love that tattoo?!!?!?!?
    i want one just like it?!!!?!?!?

    umm i love pete wentz? that is wicked hott. anddddddd i love you . call me. =]

  39. laura

    1. WHY DID YOU EVEN COME ON THIS SITE KNOWING HIS WOO HOO WAS HANGING OUT YOU IMMATURE FUCKTARD oh yeah, so you can giggle and say you’ve seen a penis, and then diss it like its so beneath you? NO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PENIS IS HOLY! IT IS SO MUCH HIGHER THAN YOU YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW, WETHER IT IS ERECT OR NOT! SO JUST SHUT UP.

    and i fucking love that tattoo?!!?!?!?
    i want one just like it?!!!?!?!?

    umm i love pete wentz? that is wicked hott. anddddddd i love you . call me. =]

  40. Anna

    Damn, if I wasn’t a full Fall-out Boy fan. I sure as hell am now. I can’t believe they are real but I am glad if they are.

    And I agree I am printing these for my own pleasure. lol.

    Save a horse, ride Pete Wentz.

  41. i <3 pete wentz

    first i dont agree wit most of u lot its pete wentz for gods sake an the tatoo on his belly well i <3 it so stop bashin him now. i love pete hes sooooo effin gorgeous

  42. Like a Detuned Radio

    So the tat isn’t the greatest. But it is a rather nice penis.

    Plus, he’s got the balls to laugh at himself. He even makes fun of it in FoB’s This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race video.

    I still love Pete Wentz. He’s one cute slut.

  43. scrtninja1221

    does anyone else here know that the average flaccid penis is only 3.5 inches long and an erect penis is only about 5.5 inches?

  44. danielle729

    YES YES YES! I LOVE THIS! IT MAKES ME HAPPY! HAHAHA

  45. Riceycakes15

    OMG. 0.o. :) Yum! Pete wentz was already sexy as hell. what made anybody think his cock wouldnt be too? once again … YUUUUUUUUUUUUMM!

  46. hannah-xx

    Oh my fucking god! I want Pete Wentz in my pants!! Hes soooooo hot! seriously I don’t know who the hell woulden’t wanna see his cock! hes sooo sexy!!!!

  47. petey is so damn sexy no doubt about it! ;p x

  48. littlelover

    i don’t know if everyone know yet, but in the new fob video for This ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race, pete pokes fun at himself for this little mishap! It’s set up like a photoshoot, and well, you can see for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPvcV44rCc&mode=related&search= enjoy!!!

  49. Char

    Holy shaft.

    I loved Pete Wentz before and now I love him even more.

    I finally see these, and boy do they please me.

    I can rhyme, I should be in the band….and get to bang Peteyyyy or just lend him a hand….

  50. pete_wentz_is_sxy

    1.Pete didn’t take this pic by himself
    2. He;s single and hasn’t got a g/f
    3. Some photographers took this picture (lucky so and so’s!)
    4. Still luv the guy!

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