Sophie Monk on Paris Hilton and Benji Madden

Sophie Monk is setting the record straight on her ex-fiancee Benji Madden who is reportedly dating Paris Hilton. I’m assuming Benji hates his urinary tract – with a vengeance. The Australia Herald Sun reports:

“Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton,” she said via her Los Angeles management.
“Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”

Of course, Sophie Monk is happy. She just ditched a Madden brother which must feel like winning the lottery and simultaneously discovering you can fly. The only thing better than that is finding out the McRib is back.

NOTE: The pics are acting up today, so if you’re temporarily deprived of some Sophie Monk goodness, big apologies. I’m currently trying to figure out what I did to anger the Interweb gods. Maybe it’s that walk I took. Stupid outside world, I hate you!

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