Sophie Monk is setting the record straight on her ex-fiancee Benji Madden who is reportedly dating Paris Hilton. I’m assuming Benji hates his urinary tract – with a vengeance. The Australia Herald Sun reports:
“Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton,” she said via her Los Angeles management.
“Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”
Of course, Sophie Monk is happy. She just ditched a Madden brother which must feel like winning the lottery and simultaneously discovering you can fly. The only thing better than that is finding out the McRib is back.
NOTE: The pics are acting up today, so if you’re temporarily deprived of some Sophie Monk goodness, big apologies. I’m currently trying to figure out what I did to anger the Interweb gods. Maybe it’s that walk I took. Stupid outside world, I hate you!
Wanks | March 3, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Sexy chipmunk you!
Wanks | March 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm
…..and I didn’t even say FIRST like those other retards….wait.
Trover | March 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Sophie looks like a typical Aussie or Brit chick. Ugly face, fat ass, large chest. Nothing special.
big bob | March 3, 2008 at 12:28 pm
nice pictures …. har har har
The VeggiWhore | March 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Fish, are you screwing Paris? Is that what happened to this stupid diseased site???
Just kidding. What would I do without it!!??!!?? Pay attention to work and not let my TPS reports go out without a cover sheet? NEVER!..
Jennifer Love Hewitt | March 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm
“Sophie looks like a typical Aussie or Brit chick. Ugly face, fat ass, large chest. Nothing special.”
That’s a dig at me, isn’t it? Bastards.
Ette | March 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm
She has really saggy boobs. She’s really very cute other than that..
mixedmartialartvideos.com | March 3, 2008 at 12:35 pm
nice pics.. UFC 82 videos on my link
Ette | March 3, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Okay going back on the post and she’s not cute at all and JESUS would you look at the closeups? EVERYTHING is nasty nasty nasty. Oh was I wrong..
Ript1&0 | March 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm
You spent all weekend in your basement cooking up this morning’s comedy gold, didn’t you? Dude, Fish, you are dead on today! Funny!
RichPort | March 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm
The idea of “down under” with this bubble lipped walking boner causing breast flasher is understandably appealing… I mean not to me, since I’m married and shit… well not “and shit” because, well you know… geeez… I hope she’s not reading this…
Jimbo | March 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm
First, who names the kid Benji. Wasn’t that a dog? Maybe the years of mental abuse by the other kids, caused Benji to have a low self image of himself. That can be the only reason a male hetro would dump Sophie for Paris..
yukadoozer | March 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Those tri-colored caps w/saggy boulder boobs are so menopause. And her name is gay. Sophie Monk-BlowMe Punk.
Dick Dicks | March 3, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Stop the presses! Who designed Sophie’s face?!
Who let their toddler get in to the finger paint again?
Boy. . .
Auntie Kryst | March 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm
They broke up because of very strict import laws. Everyone knows it’s illegal to smuggle fruit and Jews into Australia.
Gerald_Tarrant | March 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Sorry, I’d plow her like the driven snow. Of course I wouldn’t call her in the morning and I’d introduce myself as “that ‘Fish dude” so she doesn’t keep calling me.
fuggit | March 3, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Sophie is one million times hotter than Paris. I think she’s really pretty. I saw Paris profile on herpesinfectedskank.com. Do you think it’s real?
mary | March 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Ugh, that face. Those teeth. I almost think Paris is better looking. I don’t know, I just don’t like this girl at all.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 3, 2008 at 12:55 pm
your previous article had a picture of Mick Jagger and some tranny and now you’re wondering why pictures aren’t working? duh!
Ida | March 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Her breasts look natural which is a nice change.
mimi | March 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Your website and YOU… both screw-ups Fish-face!
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm
give Heidi Montag the Jenna Jamison duck-lips and you’ve got Sophie Monk
RichPort | March 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Actually, she’s extremely unimpressive… I wouldn’t fuck her with YOUR (points at Pink and the rest of the guys) dick…
(looks at Mrs. Port)
Like that honey?
Somelongdivision | March 3, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Somebody has tombstone teeth…..
Somelongdivision | March 3, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Somebody has tombstone teeth…..
Juaqin Ingles | March 3, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Oh sure, THESE pics won’t pop up, but let’s have life-size images of Mick Jagger, Kate HUDson (she’s the type to grow like an igloo while pregnant) and J Lopez evidenty on the throne.
Juaqin Ingles | March 3, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Oh, and this chick is welcome to smoke my Romeo y Julietta anytime!
OutRunner1 | March 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I think she’s cute but who the fuck can tell for sure from just thumbnails. I saw a thumbnail of a two by four and thought it was Paris Hilton. Of course it turned out to actually be Paris Hilton when I clicked on it but still…
Appease the Interweb Gods! Sacrifice a virgin! Volunteers?
FRIST!!! | March 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I don’t care if I can’t see the pictures, there are plenty of other things I can make fun of right here in the office..
Ha! Look at that painting, looks like a fourth grader made it!
And the walls? Sea freaking foam green? Who does the decorating around here?
And look at that picture on the desk!! What is that, like..what. like, oh. That’s me.
Gerald_Tarrant | March 3, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Shit, I can tell just from the thumbnails that she isn’t disease ridden as Paris Herpes. Fuck, Stevie Wonder just called and said even he could see that.
Adam | March 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm
What happen to the Kate Hudson story? Was your server set up the bomb? Is that why the pictures dont work? LOST.
Joe | March 3, 2008 at 1:37 pm
So…Fish…what else? This stuff has just been test material to figure out what’s wrong with the server, right?
mike | March 3, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Frist you keep a picture of yourself on your desk??? What a fucking narcissist.
Racer X | March 3, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Who doesn’t care about what?
/Things will change 12-23-2012
Racer X | March 3, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Who doesn’t care about what?
/Things will change 12-23-2012
FRIST!!! | March 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I sure do, Mike, and I sure am!!
Quite proud of it to. What now??
somebody else | March 3, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Hey Mike. Hows the goat fucking going you fucking small dicked retard.
Mike | March 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm
But then again, I keep a picture of my goat on my desk in that sexy pose he does.
hacksaw | March 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Fix yer shit.
Grunion | March 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Can you imagine having to go through life being known for dating a guy named Benji?
mike | March 3, 2008 at 1:54 pm
@37 Don’t be bad mouthing my goat you stupid fuck Ted. And what make you think you know how big my dick is you limp wristed cock sucker.
2 shiny pennies | March 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm
actually this trade my benji makes total sense.
One in eight Australian adults has been infected with the virus causing genital herpes, with the rate one in five for women aged 35-44, a study said.
The first Australian study of herpes simplex virus infection — published in the British journal “Sexually Transmitted Infections” — also found 76 percent of Australian adults were exposed to the other main variant, HSV-1, which causes cold sores on the mouth and lips, The Australian reported Friday.
Genital infections, or HSV-2, were more than twice as common among women as men — 16 percent to 8 percent, the study found.
The study was funded by drug giant GlaxoSmithKline, which is developing a vaccine for HSV-2.
1 legged jezebel | March 3, 2008 at 1:57 pm
benji just leaped from one herpes ho to another. this totally keeps him from having to have that “awkward” conversation with a non-herpes ho.
Mikes goat | March 3, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I wish I didn’t know how big or small your dick was Mike. But you don’t even care. You just lube me up and have at me. At least you do your mom AFTER!
mike | March 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm
@44, Ted, you stupid fucking pussy, if you want to come over and take my goats place, just ask.
FRIST!!! | March 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm
OMG I’m such a retard that I can’t say or spell FIRST.
FRIST!!! | March 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm
OMG I’m such a retard that I can’t say or spell FIRST.
somebody else | March 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I’m not Ted you fucking raging animal fucker. Seriously, you need help. Like a bullet to your head.
John Mark Karr | March 3, 2008 at 2:37 pm
FRIST…mmmmmm….so your daughter is in fourth grade…a perfect age, just absolutely yummy. Where did you say her school is, again?
Ted from LA | March 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm
#45,
Those are not me. I’ve never posted under an alias other than “Ted from LA”, but everyone knows, for good or for evil, that you’re a goat fucker.