Sophie Monk is wanted by the police and other news

- Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith: The new face of Xenu? [Lainey Gossip]

- Dax Sheppard sees Kristen Bell looking at babies and immediately tries to fuck another woman. You can’t teach that. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Teri Hatcher doesn’t have swine flu, everybody. She’s just old. [Just Jared]

- Angelina Jolie banged her mom’s boyfriend. But still not Rosie O’Donnell right? Okay, good. [Celebslam]

- Khloe Kardashian could ruin Lamar Odom’s basketball career. [PopEater]

- Patrick Dempsey apparently just shows up places and juggles. [PopSugar]

- Pete Wentz gets a dude’s face tattooed on his arm leg after losing a bet. Seems like Pete won in the end if you ask me and Ashlee Simpson’s neglected vagina. [The Blemish]

- Ice-T never has to worry about finding a cup holder. [Socialite Life]