Sophie Monk is wanted by the police and other news

October 28th, 2009 // 33 Comments

- Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith: The new face of Xenu? [Lainey Gossip]

- Dax Sheppard sees Kristen Bell looking at babies and immediately tries to fuck another woman. You can’t teach that. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Teri Hatcher doesn’t have swine flu, everybody. She’s just old. [Just Jared]

- Angelina Jolie banged her mom’s boyfriend. But still not Rosie O’Donnell right? Okay, good. [Celebslam]

- Khloe Kardashian could ruin Lamar Odom’s basketball career. [PopEater]

- Patrick Dempsey apparently just shows up places and juggles. [PopSugar]

- Pete Wentz gets a dude’s face tattooed on his arm leg after losing a bet. Seems like Pete won in the end if you ask me and Ashlee Simpson’s neglected vagina. [The Blemish]

- Ice-T never has to worry about finding a cup holder. [Socialite Life]

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  1. killerabbit

    2 1sts in one day? Could it be?

  2. Yuck

    She looks like the Joker.

  3. tatiana

    Actually, Pete Wentz got Gabe Saporta’s face tattooed on his leg. Yup.

  4. PsyKo

    well, Dempsey was a professionnal juggler I think…

  5. Nameless

    Local cops around here I am told are not allowed to take their breaks in public. Even if they are rightfully off the clock because it makes them look bad.

    After seeing this pic of a couple sheriffs on break, it does make law enforcement look bad.

  6. Bambi

    Britney Spears looks hot in these pictures! This is why she is getting all the attention from the police men! Didn’t she come out with her new album yet?

    Goooooo Britney!

  7. anon

    What the fuck is wrong with her mouth? And who wears that outfit out? Who wears that outfit EVER?

  8. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    SHE LOOKS EVIL.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  9. kagrez

    ew her mouth is gross.

  10. spicycy

    god damn sophie monk looks hot!

    i wish i could look that sexual with my hair in a messy bun and cutoffs. yummy legs for days

  11. This is what they do when they need publicity ..Anyways she is looking pretty..

  12. I still can’t decide if she’s good looking or not.
    She’s a G’Dugly. Looks good in some shots..ugly in others.

  13. Steve

    Ewwwww… What a butterface!!!!!

  14. Randall

    Chicken legs !!!!!!!!!

  15. epicure

    Chicken legs !!!!!!!!!

  16. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Shorts AND a Scarf!!

  17. gfhfgh

    LOOK AT THOSE FILTHY LEERING COPPERS LOAFING AROUND ON THE JOB EYEING THIS POOR GIRL UP

  18. titsonsnack

    Pete Wentz is the male Megan Fox.

  19. Darth

    I’m surprised they didn’t search her.

  20. SAL THE STOCKBROKER

    HORSE FACE WITH NICE CLIT

  21. Lila

    If you need a SCARF, you probably shouldn’t be wearing SHORT SHORTS.

  22. 6killa

    Looks like Pete got tattooed by Dan Smith

  23. I think its funny how they got the two police officers in the picture checking her out as she walked by. She doesn’t even notice them. She looks good.

  24. Britney Spears looks hot in these pictures! That is why the police are getting all the attention from men! He has not yet come out with their new album?

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