Sophie Monk is all kinds of leggy

March 31st, 2008 // 106 Comments

I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I’m not going to get into specifics but, it’s because she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She’s looking pretty damn hot while shopping in LA over the weekend. Maybe Sophie was on a year long drinking binge while she was with Benji, I dunno. But if she ever wants to fall off the wagon, holla at your boy. I’ll bring the homemade booze. What’s your preference, baby? Pine-Sol Colada or Lemon Fresh Pledge with Streak-Free Shine-arita?


  1. adeliza

    GET A TAN!!!

  2. Orange

    She is a sexy SOB. Waaay hotter than that fat Kim hooch.

  3. nahh

    Hot this? No thank you. You really need to refine your taste and rise your standards a little Superfish. If you want HOT, scroll down to look at Kim motherfuckinghot Kardashian, but this average albino hot? nahhh

  4. Pixie

    She looks like she’s just wearing a big shirt with high heels. It’s easy to look like you have really long legs when you’re not wearing pants lol

  5. haha

    #2 is just another average white blonde and blue eyed north american chick that looks like every chick you can see everywhere in North America. Jealous of the insanely hot and insanely beautiful curvy exotic dark beauty Kim Kardashian she knows is the hottest thing and who she could never look like. She feels like this blonde average chick is not threatening to her, yet the goddess of hotness and perfection Kim Kardashianwho is the total opposite of her and really threatening to her because she knows her man would drop her in a heartbeat for a hot curvy exotic chick like that.

  6. WOW…quite possibly the most beautiful girl in the world. UNBELIEVABLE!

    Hope she doesnt switch teams and start fucking black dudes.

  7. WOW…quite possible the most beautiful girl in the world. UNBELIEVABLE!

    Hope she doesnt switch teams and start fucking black dudes.

  8. Bigheadmike

    There is nothing wrong with that. And Kim K is not that great……
    I think your mom would be better.

  9. Trover

    OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just not at all interesting. C’mon Fish, give us smeone worth paying attention to. You Suck.

  10. Pixie

    I think Kim has a pretty face, but her body is fake and pretty fat. (maybe she just looks fat because they are photos/TV) Anyhow, everyone has their own tastes. Some people like flat, pasty blonde boring girls & some like fat, hairy swarthy girls like Kim. All I know is that us red heads rule ALL! =^)

  11. MassGrrl

    Nice legs, but that’s not a dress. It’s a shirt.

  12. fygu

    She is really pretty and yes I like blonds with blue eyes and I am blond with blue eyes. So what? Kim K is very beautiful with make-up but the pics I’ve seen where she isn’t wearing any were not flattering. She looked like a completely different person and much more average–at best.

  13. ph7

    Breast Augmentation = Medicine’s greatest gift to mankind.

  14. Orange

    @ 5….too bad I’m a dude. And if I wanted overweight hairy chicks I would visit your mother before Kim K any day. What you call curvy, I call fat. If Kim and Sophie (or Simona Fusca for that matter) both had a clean bill of health their whole lives, non smoking and not genetically predisposed to various diseases, who do you think would live longer, the overweight Kim? Or the obviously health conscious, slim woman that goes to the gym? It’s called natural selection, sucka. And seriously, how is being fat exotic? Over half of north America is overweight… I’d say that’s more Kim is more average than this chick.
    @ 10… you’re right red heads are key

  15. alex

    how? because she is ur average la blonde golddigger thats how

  16. pointandlaugh

    nice body, great legs, BUTTERFACE

  17. veggi

    are you guys kidding? you want to compare this chick to the fat hairy qypsy? gross..

    But I still don’t understand the hatred for pants..

  18. Jill

    that is a SHIRT, not a dress…stupid.

  19. PunkA

    Of course she is a butterface. She is a Brit. Most of them have them, and big fat asses with unathletic legs. And all the butterface girls go buy themselves a huge rack to distract people from their faces. She fits that mold 100%.

  20. Lee

    How is she a gold digger? “cause she dated someone from Good Charlotte (worst “band” ever btw) hahah priceless

  21. HuckyDucky

    I am the conscience of this site.

    And to quote an earlier commenter (albeit about Heidi):

    “I would bang her like a church bell on Easter morning.”

  22. I am waiting for the first asshole to call her fat..

  23. Pixie

    What exactly is a butterface?

  24. Auntie Kryst

    @5 You should clarify yourself just a bit. Mexico is a part of North America, and there isn’t too many Scandinavian types there.. I still get the point though. @19 I thought this chick is an Aussie?

  25. first asshole

    Good god she’s fat……..why don’t you try a salad next time there Porky.

  26. @23 Sophie is anything but a butter face. But the term means that is girl is cute “but her face” is ugly

  27. @25 Thanks I feel better now..

  28. A

    I have to agree with #5. This women is skinny and pale. She has nice legs but no ass

  29. You can’t compare this girl to Kim K, unless you’re a trained zoologist.

  30. White girls only thank you

    To all of you ugly black eyed black haired elder humans: sorry that we blonde haired blue eyed sorts out-evolved you. Look at all the Germanic/Scandinavian countries with their superior standard of living. And their people are waaaaaaay more attractive than your ugly fat assed monkey wives, mothers and daughters. Sorry.
    Yeah we don’t have big cellulite fat nasty asses. Apes.

  31. morons

    #30

    Europeans are so “evolved” that they were they ones who brought disease to South America/Central America and Asia. Why? ‘Cause they bathed once a month if at all…so much for your “superior standard of living” theory. Skin color and hair changes due to climate and environment not because of natural selection, and blond hair is recessive anyway so natural blonds are a dying breed. Hmmn…a trait that is dying out. Why I think that might be evolution! And yes, you don’t have cellulite asses ’cause you’ve all had it removed via lipo.

    Get an education before you claim superiority.

  32. PunkA

    #24 Born in the UK, then moved to Oz and raised there. But has the Brit genetics. Back in like 1200, the Norman conquest, the Scandies invaded, then left with all the hawt Brit chicks. What we see now are the children on the dregs left behind.

  33. Ted Mosby

    I want to munch on her Vajayjay

  34. jesse

    Definite butterface. But GOT DAYAM look at those legs!

  35. jeopardy

    herpes never looked so good.

  36. FCS

    Nice legs on a monday. Thanks fish. Almost makes up for the fat hairy gypsy post.

  37. adeliza

    #5— She isn’t from North America. She is Australian.

  38. confused

    She’s pretty, but that dress looks like something that wouldn’t sell at the Goodwill. Who wears a waistband around the top of their thighs? Ugh.

  39. First Time

    I am not going to complain if more girls wear this type of dress/ shirt. By the way, it is a dress according to those fashion magazines and my gf. Again, I am not complaining.

  40. ileana

    why does it always have to be kim kardashian vs white girls? anyway, this girl is pretty hot but her thighs kinda look weird

  41. ileana

    why does it always have to be kim kardashian vs white girls? anyway, this girl is pretty hot but her thighs kinda look weird

  42. Barack

    I don’t know about “superiority” – there are equal numbers of blacks and whites on welfare in the U.S.

    Except…there are about 6 times as many whites in the total population, aren’t there? Dayam…proportionately, that’s a lotta nigs taking handouts in the good old God Damn America…

  43. #41, her thighs are fine. Her face looks weird.

    #29 get a life..

  44. alex

    almost every pale white celeb in hollywood tries to tan to look darker. even kim kardashian tans to look like that. she is naturally much paler. so who is superior? pale blond haired, blue eyes people are hideous!!

  45. Tapeworm

    Her face looks like a damn pig’s face.

  46. kobee

    this is outragous. where does she come from? more of her.
    this is madness! love her.

  47. EAC

    I think she looks lovely.

  48. WOPbobbaloobop

    you people are all so very stupid and uneducated that i find it offensive.

    ….more than likely you are reclusive losers that type away all day with cheeto crumbs in your keyboards and stinky skid-marks on your seats.

    esp. 29. and 30

    but excluding 31

    this chick is not spectacular in any way.
    and yes she is stupid and whorish for wearing a shirt (see; tunic) as a dress.

    now everyone…go get a life
    there are other things to do than jack off to “celebrity” gossip rag pics all day.
    let me give you a tip.

    GET A JOB OR
    GET YOUR GED

  49. Sheva

    Damn is this becoming a homo site? Because I wish to thank our Aussie allies down under for sending us this nice filly. She’s lovely and if any more assholes say how they’d toss her away, I call them homo.

    I dont’ care for Kim fatass Kardashian or her fake tits but there are lots of brothers who are into that reminds me of big moma thing.

    So yeah, it’s a big world and we should donate Kim to South Central so maybe the bros will stop killing each other and they can all bang her fat ass.

  50. Pat

    lmao@48. Angry at the white supremacists but ends up giving advice that’s only appropriate for n i g g e r s.

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