I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I’m not going to get into specifics but, it’s because she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She’s looking pretty damn hot while shopping in LA over the weekend. Maybe Sophie was on a year long drinking binge while she was with Benji, I dunno. But if she ever wants to fall off the wagon, holla at your boy. I’ll bring the homemade booze. What’s your preference, baby? Pine-Sol Colada or Lemon Fresh Pledge with Streak-Free Shine-arita?
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adeliza | March 31, 2008 at 12:59 pm
GET A TAN!!!
Orange | March 31, 2008 at 12:59 pm
She is a sexy SOB. Waaay hotter than that fat Kim hooch.
nahh | March 31, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Hot this? No thank you. You really need to refine your taste and rise your standards a little Superfish. If you want HOT, scroll down to look at Kim motherfuckinghot Kardashian, but this average albino hot? nahhh
Pixie | March 31, 2008 at 1:04 pm
She looks like she’s just wearing a big shirt with high heels. It’s easy to look like you have really long legs when you’re not wearing pants lol
haha | March 31, 2008 at 1:05 pm
#2 is just another average white blonde and blue eyed north american chick that looks like every chick you can see everywhere in North America. Jealous of the insanely hot and insanely beautiful curvy exotic dark beauty Kim Kardashian she knows is the hottest thing and who she could never look like. She feels like this blonde average chick is not threatening to her, yet the goddess of hotness and perfection Kim Kardashianwho is the total opposite of her and really threatening to her because she knows her man would drop her in a heartbeat for a hot curvy exotic chick like that.
Mike Oxbhig | March 31, 2008 at 1:05 pm
WOW…quite possibly the most beautiful girl in the world. UNBELIEVABLE!
Hope she doesnt switch teams and start fucking black dudes.
Mike Oxbhig | March 31, 2008 at 1:05 pm
WOW…quite possible the most beautiful girl in the world. UNBELIEVABLE!
Hope she doesnt switch teams and start fucking black dudes.
Bigheadmike | March 31, 2008 at 1:06 pm
There is nothing wrong with that. And Kim K is not that great……
I think your mom would be better.
Trover | March 31, 2008 at 1:07 pm
OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!
Just not at all interesting. C’mon Fish, give us smeone worth paying attention to. You Suck.
Pixie | March 31, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I think Kim has a pretty face, but her body is fake and pretty fat. (maybe she just looks fat because they are photos/TV) Anyhow, everyone has their own tastes. Some people like flat, pasty blonde boring girls & some like fat, hairy swarthy girls like Kim. All I know is that us red heads rule ALL! =^)
MassGrrl | March 31, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Nice legs, but that’s not a dress. It’s a shirt.
fygu | March 31, 2008 at 1:10 pm
She is really pretty and yes I like blonds with blue eyes and I am blond with blue eyes. So what? Kim K is very beautiful with make-up but the pics I’ve seen where she isn’t wearing any were not flattering. She looked like a completely different person and much more average–at best.
ph7 | March 31, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Breast Augmentation = Medicine’s greatest gift to mankind.
Orange | March 31, 2008 at 1:23 pm
@ 5….too bad I’m a dude. And if I wanted overweight hairy chicks I would visit your mother before Kim K any day. What you call curvy, I call fat. If Kim and Sophie (or Simona Fusca for that matter) both had a clean bill of health their whole lives, non smoking and not genetically predisposed to various diseases, who do you think would live longer, the overweight Kim? Or the obviously health conscious, slim woman that goes to the gym? It’s called natural selection, sucka. And seriously, how is being fat exotic? Over half of north America is overweight… I’d say that’s more Kim is more average than this chick.
@ 10… you’re right red heads are key
alex | March 31, 2008 at 1:23 pm
how? because she is ur average la blonde golddigger thats how
pointandlaugh | March 31, 2008 at 1:29 pm
nice body, great legs, BUTTERFACE
veggi | March 31, 2008 at 1:31 pm
are you guys kidding? you want to compare this chick to the fat hairy qypsy? gross..
But I still don’t understand the hatred for pants..
Jill | March 31, 2008 at 1:31 pm
that is a SHIRT, not a dress…stupid.
PunkA | March 31, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Of course she is a butterface. She is a Brit. Most of them have them, and big fat asses with unathletic legs. And all the butterface girls go buy themselves a huge rack to distract people from their faces. She fits that mold 100%.
Lee | March 31, 2008 at 1:35 pm
How is she a gold digger? “cause she dated someone from Good Charlotte (worst “band” ever btw) hahah priceless
HuckyDucky | March 31, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I am the conscience of this site.
And to quote an earlier commenter (albeit about Heidi):
“I would bang her like a church bell on Easter morning.”
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I am waiting for the first asshole to call her fat..
Pixie | March 31, 2008 at 1:48 pm
What exactly is a butterface?
Auntie Kryst | March 31, 2008 at 1:50 pm
@5 You should clarify yourself just a bit. Mexico is a part of North America, and there isn’t too many Scandinavian types there.. I still get the point though. @19 I thought this chick is an Aussie?
first asshole | March 31, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Good god she’s fat……..why don’t you try a salad next time there Porky.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 1:53 pm
@23 Sophie is anything but a butter face. But the term means that is girl is cute “but her face” is ugly
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 1:54 pm
@25 Thanks I feel better now..
A | March 31, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I have to agree with #5. This women is skinny and pale. She has nice legs but no ass
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 1:59 pm
You can’t compare this girl to Kim K, unless you’re a trained zoologist.
White girls only thank you | March 31, 2008 at 2:07 pm
To all of you ugly black eyed black haired elder humans: sorry that we blonde haired blue eyed sorts out-evolved you. Look at all the Germanic/Scandinavian countries with their superior standard of living. And their people are waaaaaaay more attractive than your ugly fat assed monkey wives, mothers and daughters. Sorry.
Yeah we don’t have big cellulite fat nasty asses. Apes.
morons | March 31, 2008 at 2:22 pm
#30
Europeans are so “evolved” that they were they ones who brought disease to South America/Central America and Asia. Why? ‘Cause they bathed once a month if at all…so much for your “superior standard of living” theory. Skin color and hair changes due to climate and environment not because of natural selection, and blond hair is recessive anyway so natural blonds are a dying breed. Hmmn…a trait that is dying out. Why I think that might be evolution! And yes, you don’t have cellulite asses ’cause you’ve all had it removed via lipo.
Get an education before you claim superiority.
PunkA | March 31, 2008 at 2:25 pm
#24 Born in the UK, then moved to Oz and raised there. But has the Brit genetics. Back in like 1200, the Norman conquest, the Scandies invaded, then left with all the hawt Brit chicks. What we see now are the children on the dregs left behind.
Ted Mosby | March 31, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I want to munch on her Vajayjay
jesse | March 31, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Definite butterface. But GOT DAYAM look at those legs!
jeopardy | March 31, 2008 at 2:29 pm
herpes never looked so good.
FCS | March 31, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Nice legs on a monday. Thanks fish. Almost makes up for the fat hairy gypsy post.
adeliza | March 31, 2008 at 2:34 pm
#5— She isn’t from North America. She is Australian.
confused | March 31, 2008 at 2:35 pm
She’s pretty, but that dress looks like something that wouldn’t sell at the Goodwill. Who wears a waistband around the top of their thighs? Ugh.
First Time | March 31, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I am not going to complain if more girls wear this type of dress/ shirt. By the way, it is a dress according to those fashion magazines and my gf. Again, I am not complaining.
ileana | March 31, 2008 at 2:39 pm
why does it always have to be kim kardashian vs white girls? anyway, this girl is pretty hot but her thighs kinda look weird
ileana | March 31, 2008 at 2:39 pm
why does it always have to be kim kardashian vs white girls? anyway, this girl is pretty hot but her thighs kinda look weird
Barack | March 31, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I don’t know about “superiority” – there are equal numbers of blacks and whites on welfare in the U.S.
Except…there are about 6 times as many whites in the total population, aren’t there? Dayam…proportionately, that’s a lotta nigs taking handouts in the good old God Damn America…
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 2:42 pm
#41, her thighs are fine. Her face looks weird.
#29 get a life..
alex | March 31, 2008 at 2:44 pm
almost every pale white celeb in hollywood tries to tan to look darker. even kim kardashian tans to look like that. she is naturally much paler. so who is superior? pale blond haired, blue eyes people are hideous!!
Tapeworm | March 31, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Her face looks like a damn pig’s face.
kobee | March 31, 2008 at 3:12 pm
this is outragous. where does she come from? more of her.
this is madness! love her.
EAC | March 31, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I think she looks lovely.
WOPbobbaloobop | March 31, 2008 at 3:23 pm
you people are all so very stupid and uneducated that i find it offensive.
….more than likely you are reclusive losers that type away all day with cheeto crumbs in your keyboards and stinky skid-marks on your seats.
esp. 29. and 30
but excluding 31
this chick is not spectacular in any way.
and yes she is stupid and whorish for wearing a shirt (see; tunic) as a dress.
now everyone…go get a life
there are other things to do than jack off to “celebrity” gossip rag pics all day.
let me give you a tip.
GET A JOB OR
GET YOUR GED
Sheva | March 31, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Damn is this becoming a homo site? Because I wish to thank our Aussie allies down under for sending us this nice filly. She’s lovely and if any more assholes say how they’d toss her away, I call them homo.
I dont’ care for Kim fatass Kardashian or her fake tits but there are lots of brothers who are into that reminds me of big moma thing.
So yeah, it’s a big world and we should donate Kim to South Central so maybe the bros will stop killing each other and they can all bang her fat ass.
Pat | March 31, 2008 at 3:30 pm
lmao@48. Angry at the white supremacists but ends up giving advice that’s only appropriate for n i g g e r s.