Sophie Monk in a bikini

September 11th, 2009 // 50 Comments

Here’s Sophie Monk posing underneath a pier in Manhattan Beach, Cali. yesterday which is an erotic setting if your sexual fantasies include getting poked my medical waste while a homeless guy talks to a seagull. Although, in fairness, there’s really no better way to lose your virginity. And wallet. Damn you, thieving whore who might have really been a sea lion!

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  1. Que

    Que dang.

  2. The CreaseMaster

    I’d beat that up.

  3. ME09

    TOO SKINNY ..WHATS UP WITH HER LIPS IN THE LAST PIC ….EWW

  4. ME09

    TOO SKINNY ..WHATS UP WITH HER LIPS IN THE LAST PIC ….EWW

  5. phil

    Ugh. What a fatso.

  6. Meugh

    Shame about the face.

  7. The CreaseMaster

    I’d make love to her anus.

  8. Valerie

    She looks great, fuck you Phil

  9. Body looks good but is way too white and pasty. Face is a fucking nightmare, but at least it just cured my hiccups.

  10. farles chew

    A day without an @ss shot is a day without sunshine. I’m just saying, Superficialwriter, let’s see some @ss!

  11. Dr Fil

    She’s no Kathy Griffin, but she’ll do…

  12. bot

    bitch is ugly. plain and simple.

  13. cross

    kankles
    pah tewwyyy

  14. sand crab

    what a miserable cow .she must have sand up her vagina

  15. Robin Leach

    Nice body, fish lips, bad suit color, poses like a gorilla- she’s LA.

  16. Where is my hero?

    Attention Randal and Randal(l), this is one of Randal’s favorite stars. I hope he sees this post.

  17. Jail

    I have never seen a chipmunk in a bikini before.

  18. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Motorboatable breasts CHECK
    DSL CHECK

    Definitely worth hitting.

  19. Rod

    Yeah, I’d hit it… But c’mon Supe, you can do a lot better than this. She looks like if you frankensteined Cameron Diaz with a flying squirrel.

  20. ROUGH daddy

    I wish one of the paps would ask Sophie Monk to recite….”where did he get those wonderful toys”

  21. Jack Black

    The photog who took these can’t possibly be a professions… These shots are horrid, and she look terrible in every single one. Unbelievable!

  22. Spankable

    She has a great body. Most all pics of others (on the net) have been retouched. She went overboard with the lip injections. Still totally fuckable.

    ps- for all you making negative comments, go stand in front of a full length mirror; ….that’s what I thought.

  23. Buddha

    Quite a cute bod there, but Pug-face, sadly : (
    Like a little cockapoo : (

  24. Jamie's Uterus

    I’d much rather look at this lovely girl than that fat ass no talent urinal Kim Kardashian.

  25. Max Planck

    Good looking and smart too.

    She fucking the producer.

  26. Tinner

    Dear God she’s ugly. Nice bod, albeit fake: but sooooo ugly.

  27. Aunt Jemima

    Dear Sophie,

    Once you go black, no one wants you back.

    Love Aunt Jemima

  28. TheCynic

    Apparently there are a lot of fags that populate this board if you don’t consider this chick hot. She’s smokin hot and all natural. And what’s up wit all the comments about her being too pale? I thought you negroes liked that in your white women.

  29. Freddo

    Fucking hell

    What happened to her face?

  30. 29. No sa’, us negroes prefer attractive white women, without the “natural” cadaver tissue trout lips, or the Spongebob Squarepants hips. That, and we try to avoid banging women of any race who require double bagging. But don’t mind us negroes, ass munch!

  31. Skeeter McPeeter

    Wasn’t this the chick out with that jig Russell Simmons? Yeah, like #28 said, she can stay with the mooleys. No thank you.

  32. Shefuckedanigandshelikedit

    RACETRAITOR!

  33. ChachachaCHia

    Do I detect some VNNer’s here? If so… hell yes! Fuck this nigger loving cunt.

  34. Wow.. I love all blondes…

  35. Darth

    I’m just checking for the cameltoe but i can’t find any.

  36. name it for christ sake

    she can work in Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 …but like herself.

  37. Galtacticus

    Is she wearing this anti-cameltoe pad?

  38. erk!

    Yuk. This chick is a complete prawn.

  39. wuguniang

    beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ***** Sugarloves.Com **** you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. wuguniang

    beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ***** Sugarloves.Com **** you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. sexy!!!! love her yellow bikini..

  42. Nerdy

    They could have at least shooped her face out of these photos, I’ve seen more attractive dogs than that.

  43. Sprmcandy

    Hot Hot Hot

  44. eyes and the sea … will complement each other ..

  45. Hey ….! That water can harm you ….

  46. She’s attractive. Don’t know much about her or how she dresses up but I would look twice at the beach.

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