Here’s Sophie Monk posing underneath a pier in Manhattan Beach, Cali. yesterday which is an erotic setting if your sexual fantasies include getting poked my medical waste while a homeless guy talks to a seagull. Although, in fairness, there’s really no better way to lose your virginity. And wallet. Damn you, thieving whore who might have really been a sea lion!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
































Que | September 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Que dang.
The CreaseMaster | September 11, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I’d beat that up.
ME09 | September 11, 2009 at 2:23 pm
TOO SKINNY ..WHATS UP WITH HER LIPS IN THE LAST PIC ….EWW
ME09 | September 11, 2009 at 2:23 pm
TOO SKINNY ..WHATS UP WITH HER LIPS IN THE LAST PIC ….EWW
phil | September 11, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Ugh. What a fatso.
Meugh | September 11, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Shame about the face.
The CreaseMaster | September 11, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I’d make love to her anus.
Valerie | September 11, 2009 at 2:25 pm
She looks great, fuck you Phil
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Body looks good but is way too white and pasty. Face is a fucking nightmare, but at least it just cured my hiccups.
farles chew | September 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm
A day without an @ss shot is a day without sunshine. I’m just saying, Superficialwriter, let’s see some @ss!
Dr Fil | September 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm
She’s no Kathy Griffin, but she’ll do…
GM | September 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Yuck
bot | September 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm
bitch is ugly. plain and simple.
cross | September 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm
kankles
pah tewwyyy
sand crab | September 11, 2009 at 2:44 pm
what a miserable cow .she must have sand up her vagina
Robin Leach | September 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Nice body, fish lips, bad suit color, poses like a gorilla- she’s LA.
Where is my hero? | September 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Attention Randal and Randal(l), this is one of Randal’s favorite stars. I hope he sees this post.
Jail | September 11, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I have never seen a chipmunk in a bikini before.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Motorboatable breasts CHECK
DSL CHECK
Definitely worth hitting.
Rod | September 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Yeah, I’d hit it… But c’mon Supe, you can do a lot better than this. She looks like if you frankensteined Cameron Diaz with a flying squirrel.
ROUGH daddy | September 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I wish one of the paps would ask Sophie Monk to recite….”where did he get those wonderful toys”
Jack Black | September 11, 2009 at 4:25 pm
The photog who took these can’t possibly be a professions… These shots are horrid, and she look terrible in every single one. Unbelievable!
Spankable | September 11, 2009 at 4:31 pm
She has a great body. Most all pics of others (on the net) have been retouched. She went overboard with the lip injections. Still totally fuckable.
ps- for all you making negative comments, go stand in front of a full length mirror; ….that’s what I thought.
Buddha | September 11, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Quite a cute bod there, but Pug-face, sadly : (
Like a little cockapoo : (
Jamie's Uterus | September 11, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I’d much rather look at this lovely girl than that fat ass no talent urinal Kim Kardashian.
Max Planck | September 11, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Good looking and smart too.
She fucking the producer.
Tinner | September 11, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Dear God she’s ugly. Nice bod, albeit fake: but sooooo ugly.
Aunt Jemima | September 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Dear Sophie,
Once you go black, no one wants you back.
Love Aunt Jemima
TheCynic | September 11, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Apparently there are a lot of fags that populate this board if you don’t consider this chick hot. She’s smokin hot and all natural. And what’s up wit all the comments about her being too pale? I thought you negroes liked that in your white women.
Freddo | September 11, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Fucking hell
What happened to her face?
RichPort's Ass Hurts | September 11, 2009 at 11:08 pm
29. No sa’, us negroes prefer attractive white women, without the “natural” cadaver tissue trout lips, or the Spongebob Squarepants hips. That, and we try to avoid banging women of any race who require double bagging. But don’t mind us negroes, ass munch!
Skeeter McPeeter | September 12, 2009 at 12:23 am
Wasn’t this the chick out with that jig Russell Simmons? Yeah, like #28 said, she can stay with the mooleys. No thank you.
Shefuckedanigandshelikedit | September 12, 2009 at 1:30 am
RACETRAITOR!
ChachachaCHia | September 12, 2009 at 1:33 am
Do I detect some VNNer’s here? If so… hell yes! Fuck this nigger loving cunt.
estetik cerrahi | September 12, 2009 at 4:51 am
Wow.. I love all blondes…
Darth | September 12, 2009 at 9:48 am
I’m just checking for the cameltoe but i can’t find any.
name it for christ sake | September 12, 2009 at 9:54 am
she can work in Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 …but like herself.
Galtacticus | September 12, 2009 at 9:54 am
Is she wearing this anti-cameltoe pad?
erk! | September 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Yuk. This chick is a complete prawn.
wuguniang | September 12, 2009 at 9:40 pm
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ***** Sugarloves.Com **** you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wuguniang | September 12, 2009 at 9:40 pm
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ***** Sugarloves.Com **** you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Australian Business Directory | September 14, 2009 at 1:12 am
sexy!!!! love her yellow bikini..
MKVCONVERTERFORMAC | September 14, 2009 at 4:25 am
She is so charming.
Nerdy | September 15, 2009 at 8:34 pm
They could have at least shooped her face out of these photos, I’ve seen more attractive dogs than that.
Sprmcandy | October 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Hot Hot Hot
Çene Esteti?i | October 16, 2009 at 6:44 am
eyes and the sea … will complement each other ..
Estetik | October 21, 2009 at 10:27 am
Hey ….! That water can harm you ….
appareil photo etanche | November 9, 2009 at 1:35 am
She’s attractive. Don’t know much about her or how she dresses up but I would look twice at the beach.
ugg boots | January 8, 2010 at 10:45 pm
good
salyangoz kremi | June 9, 2010 at 5:22 am
wery beautiful…