Here’s Sophie Monk in Malibu over the weekend, and she’s famous, right? Not that that’s going to stop me from posting these pics, but I just thought I’d ask. You know, make you guys feel like you’re part of a conversation where I dictate all the terms because this is my blog, and I love breasts, dammit.
I’m a service to the community.
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dubba | August 10, 2009 at 11:12 am
pam anderson 2.0
…lets keep the hepatitis off this one …ok
jlylec | August 10, 2009 at 11:15 am
holy christ
echoechoecho | August 10, 2009 at 11:16 am
I wonder how much cock she can fit in her ass?
Pistol | August 10, 2009 at 11:17 am
She really needs to lay off the ghost-white deodorant…..
Also, is she just pretending she poses like that for shits and giggles by herself, or is this a photo shoot??
sokka | August 10, 2009 at 11:17 am
@1
you mean “out of this one”
and by ‘hepatitis” you mean “any penis but mine”
and by “mine”, i mean “not yours”
de | August 10, 2009 at 11:19 am
lol her fake tan is coming off all patchy
looks odd
she’d be much more attractive without the lip collagen
??? | August 10, 2009 at 11:21 am
who is this and why should I care?
Gerald_Tarrant | August 10, 2009 at 11:21 am
Apparently she took off her top and laid out with her hands covering her breasts. With all these pics they couldn’t have gotten any of her tits out? Paps are slipping.
Jesus, Son of God | August 10, 2009 at 11:27 am
16 photos and not one ass shot. Pathetic!
Polit | August 10, 2009 at 11:31 am
Typical american sex toy. Nothing spectacular, but eminantly fuckable.
I approve.
uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home. | August 10, 2009 at 11:32 am
ya where’s dat butt shot?
Erica | August 10, 2009 at 11:33 am
Her mouth never closes… eek.
Bay | August 10, 2009 at 11:34 am
Looks like her belly button is infected.
Kelley | August 10, 2009 at 11:34 am
… and an ill-fitting one at that …
Kelley | August 10, 2009 at 11:36 am
#10 … you mean iminently … no such word as eminently, bonehead.
Mike | August 10, 2009 at 11:40 am
Eminently=noteworthy; Webster online isn’t your friend.
Kelley | August 10, 2009 at 11:57 am
Webster had nothing to do with it. And I know what it means, he doesn’t.
Billy | August 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Marta Kristen clone (look it up)…
The Jerk | August 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm
It’s always amazing when nobody’s end up posing somewhere in a bikini for papz to take pics. I ended up looking up her wiki and I saw nothing noteworthy to mention except something about how her vagina is able to create black holes or was it that she had a black cock, ah hell I can’t remember..
Fo sure | August 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Hubba, hubba, hubba. For those guys who don’t find this woman attractive, its time to officially announce YOU are gay.
g | August 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm
bad tit job; bad lip job; no thanks
frank the dolphin | August 10, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Aussie’s are spoilt. Miranda Kerr and Sophie Monk. Exports you can bank the economy on.
bonehead | August 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Who the hell is she?
Nice tits tho…
Jason | August 10, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Poor Kelley. “Imminently fuckable?” LOL. That makes no sense. “She’s about to be fucked any second now”.
Now, an “eminently fuckable” (noteworthy fuck) is spot on.
ROUGH Daddy | August 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm
All I wanna know is why did she gets dump for Paris…Maybe shes all show and no action…
Perkin Merkin | August 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm
She’s good looking. Definitely wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
Perkin Merkin | August 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm
She’s good looking. Definitely wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
Kelley | August 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Poor Jason, there is no such word as eminently. Good one, though.
Chuck Nunchuck | August 10, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Knowing her last name, if I were making sex with her I would have images of the main guy from Monk in my head. Not good.
Rod | August 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm
ugly face.. looks like a weasel smelling garbage
DeviousJinx | August 10, 2009 at 12:55 pm
#28 – I think someone pointed it out earlier, you really should make friends with Merriam Webster online (provided you can copy and paste that into the browser because God knows you can’t spell it).
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/eminently
Mike Wallace | August 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I love her eyes………………………..and other parts!!
thumper | August 10, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@32 – And I love your gumption and hard-nose reporting style!
Viv | August 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Let’s see…
Main Entry: em·i·nent·ly
Pronunciation: \-l?\
Function: adverb
Date: 1616
: to a high degree : very
Main Entry: im·mi·nent
Pronunciation: \'i-m?-n?nt\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin imminent-, imminens, present participle of immin?re to project, threaten, from in- + -min?re (akin to Latin mont-, mons mountain) -- more at mount
Date: 1528
: ready to take place; especially : hanging threateningly over one's head
– im·mi·nent·ly adverb
It looks to me that Polit’s “eminantly” was just a typo but used the word correctly…
Kelley on the other hand: yours was eminently not a brain fart, it was a brain defecation….look it up
Funeral Guy | August 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Not hot, whoever the fuck she is.
The Jerk | August 10, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Look’s like the nazi grammar and spelling police are out today except @34…did you actually mean brain defection? Next time use an autocheck program when you want to pwn someone in a battle of spelling/proper grammar wit.
www.thinspiration.info | August 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Gorgeous!
pretty sophie | August 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I think she is still beautiful. I wonder what happened between her and benji all the time. Her eyes are mesmerizing !
Superbiggerevil | August 10, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Nice to look at and probably fun to violate in the bathroom of some wedding reception hall, but who the fuck is she?
Viv | August 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Just because you’ve never seen a word before it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist Look it up jerk.
The Jerk | August 10, 2009 at 3:07 pm
@40…Worst.Comeback.Ever
Anonymous | August 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm
She is frighteningly ugly.
Viv | August 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
You’re not even worth the trouble, Jerk
lizzy | August 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
she is useless, but that suit is adorable.
The Jerk | August 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@43. Viv the mere fact you have provded nothing but FAIL in this thread and continue to keep tapping those chubby fingers of yours with the replies is priceless and fucking amusing..now shush.
Viv | August 10, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Actually you are an ignorant twat. “defecation” is a real word and you couldn’t even grasp that. You talk about a battle of spelling/proper grammar wit but you have already failed at that miserably. You do not even have a full understanding of the English language to know that “defecation” is a word.
pathetic loser.
Pistol (the double English degree holder) | August 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Dear The Jerk:
“Look’s like the nazi grammar and spelling police are out today except @34…did you actually mean brain defection? Next time use an autocheck program when you want to pwn someone in a battle of spelling/proper grammar wit.”
I find it hilarious that you managed to type up this message preaching the necessity of using proper spelling/grammar in a battle of spelling/grammar, yet YOUR OWN FIRST WORD was “Look’s.”
Look’s? Is look a noun? Does it possess a like? No. You, too, fail at English.
The Jerk | August 10, 2009 at 5:16 pm
@46..”Kelley on the other hand: yours was eminently not a brain fart, it was a brain defecation”…once again your stupidity has led you to ignore the fact you couldn’t answer a simple fucking question I asked whether you meant a brain DEFECT or that the person you failed to insult with having the brain shit all over themselves, much like yourself has done still.. -_-
@47..LOLz..Pistol, I bet you spent a whole fucking half hour proof-reading your message before you sent that comment. I can just tell you made sure to dot your I’s and cross your T’s with all the perfection of the apostrophes and punctuation..Bravo shitbag, Bravo.
The ZaZ | August 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Yum.
You live up to your name | August 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm
You are definitely “the jerk.”
@46..”Kelley on the other hand: yours was eminently not a brain fart, it was a brain defecation”…once again your stupidity has led you to ignore the fact you couldn’t answer a simple fucking question I asked whether you meant a brain DEFECT or that the person you failed to insult with having the brain shit all over themselves, much like yourself has done still.. -_-
Try and cover it up all you like, the simple point is that YOU fucked up and are trying to backpedal. You had to ask the question of did she mean to say brain defect because you had no understanding of the word defecation. It makes common since in the original post. Why is it that you could not grasp that?
Whine like the pussy that you are all you like about someone not answering a retarded question of yours. The simple fact is that it did not deserve an answer because the original meaning was very clear in the post. You on the other hand failed and had to ask a question. Give it up and face the fact that you have made yourself look like a complete tool. Preaching to people about spelling and grammar and you cannot even grasp it yourself.
douchebag