These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she’s just in a bikini. It’s basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I’ll fight to the death anyone that says otherwise.
UPDATE: Even God agrees. Check out this e-mail:
The Superficial,
That shit straight PWNED The Bible. Ha, what was I thinking with the plagues and talking donkeys? If you want to tell a story and tell it right, you use bikinis. I’ll remember that next time for “The Bible 2: Now with More Lightsaber Fights.”
Keep it real,
Big Dong G Upstairs
Photos: Pacific Coast News






































Very beautiful Bod, who the fuck is she?
She looks sexy. I love her. I saw her profile on m’illionaire d’ating s’ite “”"”"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m”"”"” last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
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she is wearing make up at the beach!come on!!what a loser
It is a real f—ing shame she is a Peta freak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7E97PVM3u8
Her two points are: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
Hey Sophie, there’s a party in my pants and the only thing on the menu is kielbasa… with a cream sauce.
Nice figure. Who the hell is Sophia Monk?
Her nips are nice and hard. Thats a good thing.
By the way this website is pop-up crazy. I may have to get one of those blockers.
Would kill to have that body (though I would work on the muscle tone a bit). She has a great full mouth but the overbite is too harsh. Some overbite is actually a bit sexy and euro-modellisih, but when you can’t close your mouth it just wrecks the look. But yeah, great body!
shes hot but her belly looks unnaturally flat/weird from prob getting lipo
Are u serious for thinking this girl is pretty? I remember when she was in a band in Australia called Bardot. She was chubby….had really thin lips….She’s had plenty of work done to that botox face of hers….If this is pretty…then you are blind and dumb. This girl has had so much done to her face….her mother doesnt even recognise her. Wonder why her face is always plumped for a skinny person? Yuck. She looks like a duck!!!! Wack Wack!! And by the way, who wears makeup to the beach?
I use Firefox with No-Script and Ad-plus
Anyways..No Bra !! wow
She looks Amazing
Guys! she’s not a model nor has she ever claimed to be one – she started out in Australia in a girl bad called “Bardot” then got offered movie roles in the US so she moved – the reason why you guys dont hear much about her is cos she’s an Aussie – we hear heaps about her and we’re proud of our hot aussie princess, Sophie – especially since she started out as a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like at Movie World on the gold coast. She just keeps getting better!
Guys! she’s not a model nor has she ever claimed to be one – she started out in Australia in a girl bad called “Bardot” then got offered movie roles in the US so she moved – the reason why you guys dont hear much about her is cos she’s an Aussie – we hear heaps about her and we’re proud of our hot aussie princess, Sophie – especially since she started out as a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like at Movie World on the gold coast. She just keeps getting better!
shes cute…and not that her body isnt probably banging with clothes on…but those are some serious lipo scars on her belly. unmistakable. yuck
imo: butterface
where are these lipo scars everyone keeps talking about? i dont see them..?!?
Eh. That she came within 3000 miles of anything related to Good Charlotte pretty much destroys her. I’ll take boring Lauren Conrad up there if you can scour the MTV smell off of her.
very hot!! wtf chipmunk face…her face is gorgeous!! legs a bit chunky compared to the rest of her…but still extremely gorgeous
I have fap, fap, fapped over this photo already….Helen Mirren get’s me rock solid as well :) Madge.
pic #2 you can break ice with those hard nipples
This is the greatest story ever told.
BTW: 23. mrroboto – yes you are flashing bush too. Please stop.
I don’t feel the need to come to the superficial to hate on quasi-celebs. But I am honestly shocked by all the comments with the gist that this woman would turn straight girls gay. As a straight girl, I have never had a sexual experience with another female, but I could give a short list of women who I *would* be with, given the opportunity. And this woman right here falls very short. Even by everyday standards (I mean outside of Hollywood) she’s not spectacular. Her hair, when dry, looks great. It’s bleached. Her tan, when she’s in the water, looks nice. It’s spray-on, look at her feet in those sandals. And the TONS of waterproof mascara? WHY? She looks grumpy. But the biggest gross-out factor to me is the contrast between her obviously dark pit hair and her bleached hair. I’m not saying she’s hairy, but her hair is DARK and her skin is light, and it shows a lot even through her skin. Anyway, I’m just being critical to make a point. Of course she’s a pretty girl, but she’s not all that.
She
Is
Hot. =]
She is sexy ………..muhhhaaa..
To shit face Jimbo white girls aren’t the hottest and she looks like she got work done to her face.
@123 You’re just jealous.
Just kidding.
This girl wouldn’t turn me gay either, she does have an unusual face but I don’t think that’s a good thing in this case. The lips and eyes turn me off. She looks like a fish bred with a bulldog. I have not yet laid eyes on the woman who could turn me 100% gay, but if you like pouty lipped girls there’s better fare, Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie for example.
Gee, I wonder if she knew that there was a camera around.
Love Always,
Nadia
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so hot,never seen in thailand
NUmber 55
As IF ! haha then you woke up and peed your pants
Anyhow she is totally super hot and in a class of her own.
She looks amazing in a bikini and a dress need I say more