Sophie Monk in a bikini

July 23rd, 2008 // 130 Comments

These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she’s just in a bikini. It’s basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I’ll fight to the death anyone that says otherwise.

UPDATE: Even God agrees. Check out this e-mail:

The Superficial,

That shit straight PWNED The Bible. Ha, what was I thinking with the plagues and talking donkeys? If you want to tell a story and tell it right, you use bikinis. I’ll remember that next time for “The Bible 2: Now with More Lightsaber Fights.”

Keep it real,

Big Dong G Upstairs


  1. Kim Lardassian

    Very beautiful Bod, who the fuck is she?

  2. fenghuang

    She looks sexy. I love her. I saw her profile on m’illionaire d’ating s’ite “”"”"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m”"”"” last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
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  3. michy

    she is wearing make up at the beach!come on!!what a loser

  4. Kevin

    It is a real f—ing shame she is a Peta freak.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7E97PVM3u8

  5. Her two points are: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

  6. Hey Sophie, there’s a party in my pants and the only thing on the menu is kielbasa… with a cream sauce.

  7. MassGrrl

    Nice figure. Who the hell is Sophia Monk?

  8. Nipples_are_hard

    Her nips are nice and hard. Thats a good thing.

    By the way this website is pop-up crazy. I may have to get one of those blockers.

  9. tabby

    Would kill to have that body (though I would work on the muscle tone a bit). She has a great full mouth but the overbite is too harsh. Some overbite is actually a bit sexy and euro-modellisih, but when you can’t close your mouth it just wrecks the look. But yeah, great body!

  10. alisa

    shes hot but her belly looks unnaturally flat/weird from prob getting lipo

  11. Susie

    Are u serious for thinking this girl is pretty? I remember when she was in a band in Australia called Bardot. She was chubby….had really thin lips….She’s had plenty of work done to that botox face of hers….If this is pretty…then you are blind and dumb. This girl has had so much done to her face….her mother doesnt even recognise her. Wonder why her face is always plumped for a skinny person? Yuck. She looks like a duck!!!! Wack Wack!! And by the way, who wears makeup to the beach?

  12. onlocash

    I use Firefox with No-Script and Ad-plus
    Anyways..No Bra !! wow
    She looks Amazing

  13. Aussie

    Guys! she’s not a model nor has she ever claimed to be one – she started out in Australia in a girl bad called “Bardot” then got offered movie roles in the US so she moved – the reason why you guys dont hear much about her is cos she’s an Aussie – we hear heaps about her and we’re proud of our hot aussie princess, Sophie – especially since she started out as a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like at Movie World on the gold coast. She just keeps getting better!

  14. Aussie

    Guys! she’s not a model nor has she ever claimed to be one – she started out in Australia in a girl bad called “Bardot” then got offered movie roles in the US so she moved – the reason why you guys dont hear much about her is cos she’s an Aussie – we hear heaps about her and we’re proud of our hot aussie princess, Sophie – especially since she started out as a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like at Movie World on the gold coast. She just keeps getting better!

  15. rachel

    shes cute…and not that her body isnt probably banging with clothes on…but those are some serious lipo scars on her belly. unmistakable. yuck

  16. kate

    where are these lipo scars everyone keeps talking about? i dont see them..?!?

  17. Eh. That she came within 3000 miles of anything related to Good Charlotte pretty much destroys her. I’ll take boring Lauren Conrad up there if you can scour the MTV smell off of her.

  18. blah

    very hot!! wtf chipmunk face…her face is gorgeous!! legs a bit chunky compared to the rest of her…but still extremely gorgeous

  19. Madonna_Kebabsoff

    I have fap, fap, fapped over this photo already….Helen Mirren get’s me rock solid as well :) Madge.

  20. reallity sucks

    pic #2 you can break ice with those hard nipples

  21. This is the greatest story ever told.

    BTW: 23. mrroboto – yes you are flashing bush too. Please stop.

  22. Maritocrat

    I don’t feel the need to come to the superficial to hate on quasi-celebs. But I am honestly shocked by all the comments with the gist that this woman would turn straight girls gay. As a straight girl, I have never had a sexual experience with another female, but I could give a short list of women who I *would* be with, given the opportunity. And this woman right here falls very short. Even by everyday standards (I mean outside of Hollywood) she’s not spectacular. Her hair, when dry, looks great. It’s bleached. Her tan, when she’s in the water, looks nice. It’s spray-on, look at her feet in those sandals. And the TONS of waterproof mascara? WHY? She looks grumpy. But the biggest gross-out factor to me is the contrast between her obviously dark pit hair and her bleached hair. I’m not saying she’s hairy, but her hair is DARK and her skin is light, and it shows a lot even through her skin. Anyway, I’m just being critical to make a point. Of course she’s a pretty girl, but she’s not all that.

  23. Cathee

    She
    Is
    Hot. =]

  24. She is sexy ………..muhhhaaa..

  25. jon

    To shit face Jimbo white girls aren’t the hottest and she looks like she got work done to her face.

  26. etsy

    @123 You’re just jealous.

    Just kidding.

    This girl wouldn’t turn me gay either, she does have an unusual face but I don’t think that’s a good thing in this case. The lips and eyes turn me off. She looks like a fish bred with a bulldog. I have not yet laid eyes on the woman who could turn me 100% gay, but if you like pouty lipped girls there’s better fare, Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie for example.

  27. Gee, I wonder if she knew that there was a camera around.

    Love Always,
    Nadia
    http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com

  28. t

    so hot,never seen in thailand

  29. onlocash

    NUmber 55
    As IF ! haha then you woke up and peed your pants

    Anyhow she is totally super hot and in a class of her own.
    She looks amazing in a bikini and a dress need I say more

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