When I see a young model like Sophie Monk dating a rich, older man like Russell Simmons, it makes me realize I spend way too much time talking to women and not enough time hurling dollar bills in their face with a leaf-blower. I guess it’s time for me to mature as a person. But, first, do you think quarters would have the same effect? I’d tape little wings on them.
NOTE: Yes, you can kind of see Sophie’s nipples. Provided you squint hard enough and believe in the power of imagination.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
ME | August 11, 2009 at 2:14 pm
OMG NIP
Reese | August 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Sexual chocolate…
Skeeter McPeeter | August 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Why would a young, attractive white woman, with all the opportunities in the world wanna go out with some moronic, loud, obnoxious, middle aged black dude? She’s got plenty of money, so I doubt it’s that. What a waste….very disappointing.
Jimbooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | August 11, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Screw seeing her nipples, I can see her penis – it’s the nasty looking rich man standing right next to her.
Yes, I am jealous of that rich old man, because he gets to smell the semi-hot blonde girl’s farts, and what magnificent farts I imagine those to be.
Like Ivory soap mixed with Herbal Essence shampoo… Like boysenberry pie dripping with warm caramel sauce topped with banana ice cream.
Yes, I imagine her farts smell like that.
And that lucky rich old man gets to be in the presence of such magnificent flatulence……
Jack | August 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Sophie just made the Monk in my pants explode.
Darth Pants | August 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Upgrade compared to that blasian parade float he used to be married to.
Grinder | August 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Don’t know about nip but I think i see a beige bra in pic 7. His wrist brace suggests that he pulled a “coach” and threw himself down the stairs to get her.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I would love for her to sit on my face and tell me that she loves me.
GeorgeWBush | August 11, 2009 at 2:55 pm
its like seeing a mini version of Ice T and Coco
Anon | August 11, 2009 at 2:57 pm
@ The Jerk and anyone who responds to Skeeter McPeeter
TROLLED!
ROUGH Daddy | August 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Whats the big deal? Russell is our Fabio Briatore…
Deacon Jones | August 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Wow.
Classic example of a girl who looks much better in clothes..
No comment on Leather McShits face
It'sNotTheFarts | August 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm
If this woman shook her big plastic boobs in your face would it leave scars? Would you care if you could smell her caramel sauce farts? Maybe eat one of her luscious turds. If these thoughts are fascinating to you then you must want to kill Russell Simmons right about now.
Nameless | August 11, 2009 at 3:46 pm
This is about an odd a couple as you can get. You go, Russell!
chirs | August 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm
sphie, likes the bbc
Mitch Haase | August 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Her parents must be proud.
ex ee | October 30, 2010 at 4:55 am
She’s a whore. so her parents are proud of their whore.
Mitch Haase | August 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Her parents must be proud.
End of the race | August 11, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Yep, whitey is gonna lose fo sho. ‘Specially with all our women suckin monkey weiners. I am so proud!
Shamus O'Hara | August 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm
He looks like Nipsey Russell.
Tom K | August 11, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I know its going to sound like sour grapes but lets put it in a different perspective. This is like Beyonce dating Michael Moore. Why?!?!! It’s just disgusting!!
Lmao @ #18. I guess it tastes better then white ones. lol
Galtacticus | August 11, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Hot like shit,did uncle Rush burn his hand?
MJSTILLDEAD? | August 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Damn no class white trash ! Russell hates black women !
Gando | August 11, 2009 at 6:01 pm
She’s 29 years old.It’s time for bigger roles!
RS | August 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Hey #3, do 11 inches tell you something? you got it!!!!!
Darth | August 11, 2009 at 6:21 pm
She has to jab Megan Fox with her elbows first a bit.But how about her for Lara Croft?
suck my dick | August 11, 2009 at 6:29 pm
It looks like a scene out of Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks.
hamper_lint | August 11, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Why does this have to turn into a black and white thing ?
I never understood why people have issue with interracial couples ?!?!?
Oh Sure, I'm so Sure | August 11, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I won’t believe this story until I see them kiss.
Stupid Question #27 | August 11, 2009 at 8:03 pm
# 27 -
Because it is a Black and White thing.
Are you blind????????????????
Mike | August 11, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Let’s play a game, who has a bigger lisp then Russel Simmons?
http://alturl.com/jmzq
Guy Rossi | August 11, 2009 at 10:24 pm
” 3. Skeeter McPeeter – August 11, 2009 2:21 PM
Why would a young, attractive white woman, with all the opportunities in the world wanna go out with some moronic, loud, obnoxious, middle aged black dude? She’s got plenty of money, so I doubt it’s that. What a waste….very disappointing. ”
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#3 I bet you smell like #2
You are an idiot. Russell Simmons has tons of money. Lots more than F-ing Sophie Who? He prob in the Trump range I’m guessing more. And you make white people sound stupid when you classify Simmons and “loud and obnoxious.” When most white people have know idea who he is. You’re just mad cause you cant get Sophie and Russells old rich ass can. Next time he jizzes on Sophies ivory skin with his million dollar black dick. You’ll feel a burning sensation on your face and you’ll realize that the particular black man is better than you.
Charley Kane | August 11, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Geriatric jungle fever!
del | August 11, 2009 at 11:00 pm
If he wasn’t rich would she be with him?
Ignorant Racists | August 11, 2009 at 11:52 pm
u guys are retarded. its not a black white thing unless you are ignorant and make it one…this is a fame and more fam thing a celebrity and more celebrity thing and a rich and richer things. thats it. green talks bullshit walks…not black white just green and more green.,…
Ignorant Racists | August 11, 2009 at 11:52 pm
u guys are retarded. its not a black white thing unless you are ignorant and make it one…this is a fame and more fam thing a celebrity and more celebrity thing and a rich and richer things. thats it. green talks bullshit walks…not black white just green and more green.,…
Ick Factor | August 12, 2009 at 1:57 am
I don’t care how rich this dude is or who the vapid cunt is either. They totally deserve each other. He looks like 80 year old Urkel with that rediculous outfit on– it actually exaggerates how old he really is. It looks like he bought it right off the mannequin in the back-to-school section of Macy’s.
And that lisp. Dear God, that lisp. Can you imagine that in bed? I don’t give a shit how much money you make, how hot you are, how big your cock is, or whatever. All I’d need to hear is that man say, “Leth go back to my playth and thlip into my jaccuthi and have hot theckth until the thun cometh up…”
…And I’d be home 10 minutes before my shadow.
Jeff | August 12, 2009 at 5:15 am
MAYBE ICE-T AND RUSS CAN HANG OUT AND COMPARE BLONDE TROPHY WIVES.
kim | August 12, 2009 at 7:41 am
I like her purse..anyone know what brand that is?
Narcissist | August 12, 2009 at 9:56 am
That outfit is not flattering on her.
Those boobs are flattering on her.
What happened to that one from last year?
@ 33 – Of course she would! Because he looks like the janitor at the mall.
question | August 12, 2009 at 11:21 am
isn’t he married to Kimora Lee?
Socialism | August 12, 2009 at 11:38 am
They’d have really cute babies… just like Obama, half black and half white, except Sophie is over 18, unlike Obama’s mom.
Dread not | August 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Looks like, Russel’s your Daddy, huh, Sophie. Right, RichPort? Douchebag.
Richard | August 13, 2009 at 11:16 am
Skeeter McPeeter- the answer is very simple, essentially multiculturalism teaches that is a white women does not do it with a black man she is a racist, there is nothing worse than being called racist in our society even being a pedophile is better. Sophie Monk is not at fault here she is a victim of the media brainwashing us by telling us blacks are ALWAYS innocent (like “Dr” Gates). She is like a Down Syndrome child she does not know better and if a black wants her she has to given or else she will be sued by brother Eric Holder, Obama or the other blacks that control the US government, just the facts.
D | August 13, 2009 at 11:25 am
#1 I don’t understand why age is so important. She is over 18 which is legal.
#2 Russel Simmons may be an older man and extremely wealthy but all that says to me is he is also extremely smart, determined, and established. Can’t say the same about the young men these days.
#3 STOP HATING!!! Jealousy is a bitch
buy dsi r4 | January 29, 2010 at 8:45 am
Rich men are users. They use women for youth and beauty. If they want true love, they should be with someone their own age. If these two are dating …. ewwwwwwwwww
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Ethel Barrymore | July 1, 2010 at 5:45 am
The existence of this couple makes me very upset, because I am:
1) An overweight black woman who dreams of having a rich black husband who will treat me like the “queen” that I am, i.e. let me quit my job.
OR
2) A 40-Year-Old-Virgin white guy who is insanely jealous, and has already masturbated to this photo of Sophie 3 times in the last half hour.
OR
3) An unmarried woman of any race who is getting to “a certain age,” and has noticed that men are paying less and less attention to her, so I’m feeling increasingly embittered by the phenomenon of successful older men with younger (i.e. nice and fertile) women.
ex ee | October 30, 2010 at 4:54 am
Big time prostitute = Sophie Monk.
Her parents should be proud.