Sophie Monk dating Russell Simmons?

August 11th, 2009 // 50 Comments

When I see a young model like Sophie Monk dating a rich, older man like Russell Simmons, it makes me realize I spend way too much time talking to women and not enough time hurling dollar bills in their face with a leaf-blower. I guess it’s time for me to mature as a person. But, first, do you think quarters would have the same effect? I’d tape little wings on them.

NOTE: Yes, you can kind of see Sophie’s nipples. Provided you squint hard enough and believe in the power of imagination.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. ME

    OMG NIP

  2. Reese

    Sexual chocolate…

  3. Skeeter McPeeter

    Why would a young, attractive white woman, with all the opportunities in the world wanna go out with some moronic, loud, obnoxious, middle aged black dude? She’s got plenty of money, so I doubt it’s that. What a waste….very disappointing.

  4. Jimbooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Screw seeing her nipples, I can see her penis – it’s the nasty looking rich man standing right next to her.
    Yes, I am jealous of that rich old man, because he gets to smell the semi-hot blonde girl’s farts, and what magnificent farts I imagine those to be.
    Like Ivory soap mixed with Herbal Essence shampoo… Like boysenberry pie dripping with warm caramel sauce topped with banana ice cream.
    Yes, I imagine her farts smell like that.
    And that lucky rich old man gets to be in the presence of such magnificent flatulence……

  5. Jack

    Sophie just made the Monk in my pants explode.

  6. Darth Pants

    Upgrade compared to that blasian parade float he used to be married to.

  7. Grinder

    Don’t know about nip but I think i see a beige bra in pic 7. His wrist brace suggests that he pulled a “coach” and threw himself down the stairs to get her.

  8. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I would love for her to sit on my face and tell me that she loves me.

  9. GeorgeWBush

    its like seeing a mini version of Ice T and Coco

  10. Anon

    @ The Jerk and anyone who responds to Skeeter McPeeter

    TROLLED!

  11. Whats the big deal? Russell is our Fabio Briatore…

  12. Deacon Jones

    Wow.

    Classic example of a girl who looks much better in clothes..

    No comment on Leather McShits face

  13. It'sNotTheFarts

    If this woman shook her big plastic boobs in your face would it leave scars? Would you care if you could smell her caramel sauce farts? Maybe eat one of her luscious turds. If these thoughts are fascinating to you then you must want to kill Russell Simmons right about now.

  14. Nameless

    This is about an odd a couple as you can get. You go, Russell!

  15. chirs

    sphie, likes the bbc

  16. Mitch Haase

    Her parents must be proud.

  17. Her parents must be proud.

  18. End of the race

    Yep, whitey is gonna lose fo sho. ‘Specially with all our women suckin monkey weiners. I am so proud!

  19. Shamus O'Hara

    He looks like Nipsey Russell.

  20. Tom K

    I know its going to sound like sour grapes but lets put it in a different perspective. This is like Beyonce dating Michael Moore. Why?!?!! It’s just disgusting!!

    Lmao @ #18. I guess it tastes better then white ones. lol

  21. Galtacticus

    Hot like shit,did uncle Rush burn his hand?

  22. MJSTILLDEAD?

    Damn no class white trash ! Russell hates black women !

  23. Gando

    She’s 29 years old.It’s time for bigger roles!

  24. RS

    Hey #3, do 11 inches tell you something? you got it!!!!!

  25. Darth

    She has to jab Megan Fox with her elbows first a bit.But how about her for Lara Croft?

  26. suck my dick

    It looks like a scene out of Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks.

  27. hamper_lint

    Why does this have to turn into a black and white thing ?

    I never understood why people have issue with interracial couples ?!?!?

  28. Oh Sure, I'm so Sure

    I won’t believe this story until I see them kiss.

  29. Stupid Question #27

    # 27 -

    Because it is a Black and White thing.

    Are you blind????????????????

  30. Mike

    Let’s play a game, who has a bigger lisp then Russel Simmons?
    http://alturl.com/jmzq

  31. Guy Rossi

    ” 3. Skeeter McPeeter – August 11, 2009 2:21 PM

    Why would a young, attractive white woman, with all the opportunities in the world wanna go out with some moronic, loud, obnoxious, middle aged black dude? She’s got plenty of money, so I doubt it’s that. What a waste….very disappointing. ”

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    #3 I bet you smell like #2

    You are an idiot. Russell Simmons has tons of money. Lots more than F-ing Sophie Who? He prob in the Trump range I’m guessing more. And you make white people sound stupid when you classify Simmons and “loud and obnoxious.” When most white people have know idea who he is. You’re just mad cause you cant get Sophie and Russells old rich ass can. Next time he jizzes on Sophies ivory skin with his million dollar black dick. You’ll feel a burning sensation on your face and you’ll realize that the particular black man is better than you.

  32. Geriatric jungle fever!

  33. del

    If he wasn’t rich would she be with him?

  34. Ignorant Racists

    u guys are retarded. its not a black white thing unless you are ignorant and make it one…this is a fame and more fam thing a celebrity and more celebrity thing and a rich and richer things. thats it. green talks bullshit walks…not black white just green and more green.,…

  35. Ignorant Racists

    u guys are retarded. its not a black white thing unless you are ignorant and make it one…this is a fame and more fam thing a celebrity and more celebrity thing and a rich and richer things. thats it. green talks bullshit walks…not black white just green and more green.,…

  36. Ick Factor

    I don’t care how rich this dude is or who the vapid cunt is either. They totally deserve each other. He looks like 80 year old Urkel with that rediculous outfit on– it actually exaggerates how old he really is. It looks like he bought it right off the mannequin in the back-to-school section of Macy’s.

    And that lisp. Dear God, that lisp. Can you imagine that in bed? I don’t give a shit how much money you make, how hot you are, how big your cock is, or whatever. All I’d need to hear is that man say, “Leth go back to my playth and thlip into my jaccuthi and have hot theckth until the thun cometh up…”

    …And I’d be home 10 minutes before my shadow.

  37. Jeff

    MAYBE ICE-T AND RUSS CAN HANG OUT AND COMPARE BLONDE TROPHY WIVES.

  38. kim

    I like her purse..anyone know what brand that is?

  39. That outfit is not flattering on her.

    Those boobs are flattering on her.

    What happened to that one from last year?

    @ 33 – Of course she would! Because he looks like the janitor at the mall.

  40. question

    isn’t he married to Kimora Lee?

  41. Socialism

    They’d have really cute babies… just like Obama, half black and half white, except Sophie is over 18, unlike Obama’s mom.

  42. Dread not

    Looks like, Russel’s your Daddy, huh, Sophie. Right, RichPort? Douchebag.

  43. Richard

    Skeeter McPeeter- the answer is very simple, essentially multiculturalism teaches that is a white women does not do it with a black man she is a racist, there is nothing worse than being called racist in our society even being a pedophile is better. Sophie Monk is not at fault here she is a victim of the media brainwashing us by telling us blacks are ALWAYS innocent (like “Dr” Gates). She is like a Down Syndrome child she does not know better and if a black wants her she has to given or else she will be sued by brother Eric Holder, Obama or the other blacks that control the US government, just the facts.

  44. D

    #1 I don’t understand why age is so important. She is over 18 which is legal.
    #2 Russel Simmons may be an older man and extremely wealthy but all that says to me is he is also extremely smart, determined, and established. Can’t say the same about the young men these days.
    #3 STOP HATING!!! Jealousy is a bitch

  45. Rich men are users. They use women for youth and beauty. If they want true love, they should be with someone their own age. If these two are dating …. ewwwwwwwwww

  46. very nice post,thanks for share

  47. mbt

    The article is very attractive, I like this article?

  48. Ethel Barrymore

    The existence of this couple makes me very upset, because I am:

    1) An overweight black woman who dreams of having a rich black husband who will treat me like the “queen” that I am, i.e. let me quit my job.

    OR

    2) A 40-Year-Old-Virgin white guy who is insanely jealous, and has already masturbated to this photo of Sophie 3 times in the last half hour.

    OR

    3) An unmarried woman of any race who is getting to “a certain age,” and has noticed that men are paying less and less attention to her, so I’m feeling increasingly embittered by the phenomenon of successful older men with younger (i.e. nice and fertile) women.

  49. ex ee

    Big time prostitute = Sophie Monk.

    Her parents should be proud.

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