Sophie Monk stopped by her agent’s office this morning and did some impromptu modeling in the elevator. I dunno about you, but I’d ask her to fax some stuff for me – then collate copies. After that: Alphabetizing – the sexiest office task of them all. Damn, is it getting hot in here? Anyway, it says something about Benji Madden that he goes from this to Paris Hilton and doesn’t commit suicide. – Namely that he’s a bald leprechaun and wants to steal me treasure. Burn him!
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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that nose jobbed douche matt felker called the paparazzi to take the picture on this nut job the way he did on unsuspecting selma blair. total fame whore loser. hilarious and gross.
i will ruin selma blair. i will ruin selma blair. i am using sophie monk. i want to be famous more than life.
i will ruin selma blair. i will ruin selma blair. i am using sophie monk. i want to be famous more than life.