Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something
Sophie Monk stopped by her agent’s office this morning and did some impromptu modeling in the elevator. I dunno about you, but I’d ask her to fax some stuff for me – then collate copies. After that: Alphabetizing – the sexiest office task of them all. Damn, is it getting hot in here? Anyway, it says something about Benji Madden that he goes from this to Paris Hilton and doesn’t commit suicide. – Namely that he’s a bald leprechaun and wants to steal me treasure. Burn him!