Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something

October 30th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Sophie Monk stopped by her agent’s office this morning and did some impromptu modeling in the elevator. I dunno about you, but I’d ask her to fax some stuff for me – then collate copies. After that: Alphabetizing – the sexiest office task of them all. Damn, is it getting hot in here? Anyway, it says something about Benji Madden that he goes from this to Paris Hilton and doesn’t commit suicide. – Namely that he’s a bald leprechaun and wants to steal me treasure. Burn him!

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Comments (53)

  1. refriedwhiskey | October 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    nice tits.

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  2. Melissa | October 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    And she can even sing. Well okay, no, but better than PH

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  3. Jayger | October 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I’ll bet she takes Dicktashun

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  4. veggi | October 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    This story is so exiti…e;iaorup34o8tug;lkrjalklj zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

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  5. bb | October 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Tasty looking slut.

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  6. matuag | October 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Watch The JESSICA SIMPSON Home Sex Tape at

    http://www.JessicaSimpsonFucking.com

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  7. TUBBO | October 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    She could wear a bullet proof vest and still have her nipples poking through.

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  8. Tony | October 30, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    oh, really?Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something? for who?
    Guess not all hot, wealthy but lonely singles on ” M a t c h R i c h . c o m “; my friend says, who can actually resist such an attractive secretary? but she can really distracts my mind… haha

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  9. Tony | October 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    oh, really?Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something? for who?
    Guess not all hot, wealthy but lonely singles on ” M a t c h R i c h . c o m “; my friend says, who can actually resist such an attractive secretary? but she can really distracts my mind… haha

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  10. JM | October 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    She’s not hot at all. Reminds me of a little better looking Mena Suvari, but they both have fiveheads. You could land a small plane on that bastard. Fetal alcohol syndrome really caught up with this one.

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  11. Stoney | October 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Yeah, secretary. I can see her showing up in her lingerie every day to sit on my lap and take dicktation.

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  12. Who is this bitch in front of me?! | October 30, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Who’s the douche standing behind her? His look says tragic yet trendy.

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  13. mamadough | October 30, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    i’m sorry, but what is that a one-piece floral and star embroider THING she has on? while she’s shopping in the old ladies section, why not pick up some orthopedic shoes?

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  14. Who is this bitch in front of me?! | October 30, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Who’s the douche who got caught in the pic? Got a good view of the lavendar taint though…

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  15. Anonymous | October 30, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    She is scary ugly.

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  16. meee | October 30, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    what a tard. my friends & i pose in elevators when we’re wasted on a wednesday night, not in the middle of the day on a business venture.

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  17. Crystal | October 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Umm, WHO IS SHE?

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  18. Steven Klassen | October 30, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Did something change recently? The images don’t show up in the RSS feed anymore. I just get 1..n gray blocks for the number of images that are supposed to appear. This happened maybe 3 weeks ago.

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  19. Max Planck | October 30, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Better picture at Wikipedia.

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  20. oliver | October 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Gorgeous, as stars like her, most of them like playing on some tall club, I just heard that she is hooking up with some handsome guys on tall celeb site:” __T a l l m i n g l e . c o m__ ” ,I am not her fans, but know this.

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  21. Deacon Jones | October 30, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Wow, that guy in Pic 3 is STYLING!

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  22. Andrew | October 30, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    who the hell is sophie monk and why should I care?

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  23. Huh? | October 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Who is she and why should I care about an airhead posing in her pajamas??

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  24. Fernando Narcos | October 30, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    If it weren’t for that huge fucking forehead,I could dig this chick.

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  25. Rough Daddy | October 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Ive seen smaller caps on Garry Busey…

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  26. p0nk | October 30, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    maybe she just wouldn’t put out for Benji. We know Paris is a giver, mostly of the Herp variety but a giver none-the-less.

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  27. confucious | October 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Confucious say:
    Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk.

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  28. bar room hero | October 30, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Sophie Monk should totally be MY secretary!

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  29. gnipgnop | October 30, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    I likes her pig nose – she can root around in mah azzhole anytime.

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  30. suk-mee | October 30, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    good charlotte suk my balls and so do the madden bros

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  31. anal_queen | October 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    im gay

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  32. barkley | October 30, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    I want to prison rape the guy behind her. mmmmm

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  33. charlie? | October 30, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Is that Charlie Hunan behind her from Sons of anarchy. I love him!!

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  34. Kappy | October 30, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Who the fuck is this chipmunk faces whore?

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  35. McSame | October 30, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    @1. Nice tits? Are they even an A cup?

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  36. NY Ted | October 30, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    She can be my secretary any day of the week…but somehow I don’t think we would get any work done! Unless you call bending her sweet ass over my desk work…?

    Giigidy…gigidy….gigidy….Ohhhh Yeah!

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  37. Parker | October 30, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Who cares what she looks like if you’ve got her bent over a desk fucking her in the ass? It’s not like she so fat you couldn’t make it though her cheeks. Geez.

    Honestly, why am I the only one who can always see the silver lining in a sky full of clouds?

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  38. bob | October 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    SO HOT!!!!!! She is my favorite. It is said she is dating friends on a sports community ==mysportsdate.com== she has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something abIt out her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

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  39. Air Mail | October 30, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    Always good!

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  40. Solaera | October 30, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    …or a fucking chipmunk.

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  41. Maxdrunk | October 30, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    Sophie is hot!!!
    Her parents live on my street here on the Gold Coast and she jogs past my house every day when shes visiting at around 5pm. I hide in the bushes sweating like a rapist.

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  42. gerard Vandenberg | October 31, 2008 at 1:22 am

    .which company?
    IS IT #####GENERAL MOTORS#####?

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  43. Blah | October 31, 2008 at 3:01 am

    I don’t know, there’s just something “off” looking about this chick. I think its a distance think… she looks good from far away, but not so much close up. Plus I think she’s had some bad cosmetic surgery or botox or something; not very natural looking close up. She reminds me of a cross between a younger Geena Davis, Rebecca Romijn…and a fricken chipmunk.

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  44. bort | October 31, 2008 at 4:04 am

    do ppl actually like sophie monk? i really find it puzzling..

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  45. xtina | October 31, 2008 at 4:45 am

    That guy is hot.. Looks like Charlie Hunan

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  46. 1moreidiotintheworld | October 31, 2008 at 8:16 am

    I dunno…. I tried to find something sexy about her contrived poses but that fag acting like her shadow behind her just ruins the whole scene…….

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  47. dragon43078 | October 31, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Still do not know who she is or what she does. Must have been a real slow news day. If she isn’t naked, we don’t care.

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  48. i.should.know | October 31, 2008 at 10:26 am

    #1-Kelli Garner
    #2, but catching up-Sophie Monk

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  49. Carson | October 31, 2008 at 10:34 am

    So has anyone invented a BJ machine yet??

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  50. goofball | October 31, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Best part about these pictures is the guy in the background…you can actually read his mind – “Somebody please get me the F out of here! Quick, where’s the “Close Doors” button?

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