Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something

October 30th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Sophie Monk stopped by her agent’s office this morning and did some impromptu modeling in the elevator. I dunno about you, but I’d ask her to fax some stuff for me – then collate copies. After that: Alphabetizing – the sexiest office task of them all. Damn, is it getting hot in here? Anyway, it says something about Benji Madden that he goes from this to Paris Hilton and doesn’t commit suicide. – Namely that he’s a bald leprechaun and wants to steal me treasure. Burn him!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. refriedwhiskey

    nice tits.

  2. Melissa

    And she can even sing. Well okay, no, but better than PH

  3. I’ll bet she takes Dicktashun

  4. veggi

    This story is so exiti…e;iaorup34o8tug;lkrjalklj zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  5. bb

    Tasty looking slut.

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    http://www.JessicaSimpsonFucking.com

  7. TUBBO

    She could wear a bullet proof vest and still have her nipples poking through.

  8. Tony

    oh, really?Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something? for who?
    Guess not all hot, wealthy but lonely singles on ” M a t c h R i c h . c o m “; my friend says, who can actually resist such an attractive secretary? but she can really distracts my mind… haha

  9. Tony

    oh, really?Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something? for who?
    Guess not all hot, wealthy but lonely singles on ” M a t c h R i c h . c o m “; my friend says, who can actually resist such an attractive secretary? but she can really distracts my mind… haha

  10. JM

    She’s not hot at all. Reminds me of a little better looking Mena Suvari, but they both have fiveheads. You could land a small plane on that bastard. Fetal alcohol syndrome really caught up with this one.

  11. Yeah, secretary. I can see her showing up in her lingerie every day to sit on my lap and take dicktation.

  12. Who is this bitch in front of me?!

    Who’s the douche standing behind her? His look says tragic yet trendy.

  13. mamadough

    i’m sorry, but what is that a one-piece floral and star embroider THING she has on? while she’s shopping in the old ladies section, why not pick up some orthopedic shoes?

  14. Who is this bitch in front of me?!

    Who’s the douche who got caught in the pic? Got a good view of the lavendar taint though…

  15. Anonymous

    She is scary ugly.

  16. meee

    what a tard. my friends & i pose in elevators when we’re wasted on a wednesday night, not in the middle of the day on a business venture.

  17. Crystal

    Umm, WHO IS SHE?

  18. Did something change recently? The images don’t show up in the RSS feed anymore. I just get 1..n gray blocks for the number of images that are supposed to appear. This happened maybe 3 weeks ago.

  19. Max Planck

    Better picture at Wikipedia.

  20. oliver

    Gorgeous, as stars like her, most of them like playing on some tall club, I just heard that she is hooking up with some handsome guys on tall celeb site:” __T a l l m i n g l e . c o m__ ” ,I am not her fans, but know this.

  21. Deacon Jones

    Wow, that guy in Pic 3 is STYLING!

  22. Andrew

    who the hell is sophie monk and why should I care?

  23. Huh?

    Who is she and why should I care about an airhead posing in her pajamas??

  24. Fernando Narcos

    If it weren’t for that huge fucking forehead,I could dig this chick.

  25. Ive seen smaller caps on Garry Busey…

  26. p0nk

    maybe she just wouldn’t put out for Benji. We know Paris is a giver, mostly of the Herp variety but a giver none-the-less.

  27. confucious

    Confucious say:
    Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk.

  28. bar room hero

    Sophie Monk should totally be MY secretary!

  29. gnipgnop

    I likes her pig nose – she can root around in mah azzhole anytime.

  30. suk-mee

    good charlotte suk my balls and so do the madden bros

  31. barkley

    I want to prison rape the guy behind her. mmmmm

  32. charlie?

    Is that Charlie Hunan behind her from Sons of anarchy. I love him!!

  33. Kappy

    Who the fuck is this chipmunk faces whore?

  34. McSame

    @1. Nice tits? Are they even an A cup?

  35. NY Ted

    She can be my secretary any day of the week…but somehow I don’t think we would get any work done! Unless you call bending her sweet ass over my desk work…?

    Giigidy…gigidy….gigidy….Ohhhh Yeah!

  36. Parker

    Who cares what she looks like if you’ve got her bent over a desk fucking her in the ass? It’s not like she so fat you couldn’t make it though her cheeks. Geez.

    Honestly, why am I the only one who can always see the silver lining in a sky full of clouds?

  37. bob

    SO HOT!!!!!! She is my favorite. It is said she is dating friends on a sports community ==mysportsdate.com== she has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something abIt out her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

  38. Air Mail

    Always good!

  39. Solaera

    …or a fucking chipmunk.

  40. Maxdrunk

    Sophie is hot!!!
    Her parents live on my street here on the Gold Coast and she jogs past my house every day when shes visiting at around 5pm. I hide in the bushes sweating like a rapist.

  41. .which company?
    IS IT #####GENERAL MOTORS#####?

  42. Blah

    I don’t know, there’s just something “off” looking about this chick. I think its a distance think… she looks good from far away, but not so much close up. Plus I think she’s had some bad cosmetic surgery or botox or something; not very natural looking close up. She reminds me of a cross between a younger Geena Davis, Rebecca Romijn…and a fricken chipmunk.

  43. bort

    do ppl actually like sophie monk? i really find it puzzling..

  44. xtina

    That guy is hot.. Looks like Charlie Hunan

  45. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I dunno…. I tried to find something sexy about her contrived poses but that fag acting like her shadow behind her just ruins the whole scene…….

  46. dragon43078

    Still do not know who she is or what she does. Must have been a real slow news day. If she isn’t naked, we don’t care.

  47. i.should.know

    #1-Kelli Garner
    #2, but catching up-Sophie Monk

  48. Carson

    So has anyone invented a BJ machine yet??

  49. goofball

    Best part about these pictures is the guy in the background…you can actually read his mind – “Somebody please get me the F out of here! Quick, where’s the “Close Doors” button?

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