Sophie Monk in a Bikini Will Make it All Better

August 26th, 2010 // 89 Comments

And we’re back.

To ease myself back into things, I figured I’d start out with a bikini post, so I hope nobody minds. It’s basically the equivalent of walking into work and all your boss wants you to do is point at something blue. Which would suck if you’re color blind, but nobody likes equal opportunity hires anyway. Amirite? I’m right. Moving on…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Sophie Monk
    Harry Doyle
    Commented on this photo:

    No ass shots…. damn you!

  2. Alli Watermelon

    She looks much better as a brunette, but this broad needs to eat and lay off the Exlax. She seriously looks malnourished.

  3. Sophie Monk
    Chereth Cutestory
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    Is is just me, or does she look a little like Admiral Ackbar in the facial region?

  4. Sophie Monk
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    I love u

  5. Sophie Monk
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    Wow… I’ve never said this about Sophie Monk, but she looks, well, kind of alright. I didn’t know it was possible. This hair color is an enormous improvement.

  6. Sophie Monk
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    her vag is like two seconds from showing!! my god! cover up or find something that fits u!

  7. Sophie Monk
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    QUACK wtf is with her mouth —— shes also lost massive weight she use to look better.

  8. Raina

    She’s a generic version of Adriana Lima.

  9. Sophie Monk
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    huge mouth!

  10. Sophie Monk
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    I love her…but boy is she super duper skinny and her boobies are almost all gone….and her face….looks very plastic. What happened to you Sophie Monk? Where’d you go?

  11. I don’t quite get the fascination behind her. She’s not terribly attractive, if at all. She’s toned-ish…wait, what (movie, show or what rapper is she fucking this week) does she do? i’m lost

  12. Stacie

    Ick. Is the author here serious? This is “hot?” Emaciated and boobless with giant fake lips? Really? This wins for creepiest story of the week.

  13. Sophie Monk
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    Whats up with her thigh? Its sad to see women like this, they worry so much about their bodies, the implants (small, but yes, they are), plumped up lips, nose job, and possibly lipo? Come on Sophie, you looked ten times better without all of this work done!!

  14. Methos

    She is bloody disgusting now, she has wrecked her whole body and WTF is up with that face?

    Some food woman, would it kill you to eat it? I mean really?

  15. Sophie Monk
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    I think she looks better than ever without the implants and the bleached hair. Her nose job is also too fake, I bet a good plastic surgeon could give a more natural nose. Now, I wonder if it’s possible to remove the collagen or whatever she has in her lips.

  16. Sophie Monk
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    So much better with brown hair, much sexier and a real babe. Light blonde hair is so out now and was made trashy by th Hefner hoes. Don’t you guys think this is what Shiloh Jolie will look like when she grows up?

  17. Sophie Monk
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    Light blonde hair=trashy American hoe

    Brown or bronde hair: European babe

  18. Sophie Monk
    i loled
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    wow a girl thats not a fuckin whale, thats a fuckin first on this site

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