And we’re back.
To ease myself back into things, I figured I’d start out with a bikini post, so I hope nobody minds. It’s basically the equivalent of walking into work and all your boss wants you to do is point at something blue. Which would suck if you’re color blind, but nobody likes equal opportunity hires anyway. Amirite? I’m right. Moving on…
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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Great body. Jacked up lips.
She is even more boring then Olivia Wilde.
Get better soon Fish.
The lips are my favorite part,
along with the rest of her.
Great body? She’s fucking emaciated. Men can’t honestly find a woman THAT thin to be attractive.
Alli, once again you and I agree. She used to look so good, not now.
Meow!! Spoken like a true jealous person, this woman is B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L. Perfect body.
her lips and her ribcage stick out further than her tits…..
Ahhh. Much better. In my pants!
What happened to her boobs?
not to mention the rest of her?
Hahaha.
True.
i know soooo faaaake no real women have boobs that big without a boob job
Yeah, but what about her face? How old is this girl and she’s already plastic-faced?
how insensitive. She obviously has fetal alcohol syndrome.
She doesn’t do it for me. Looks like the Soviets liberated an elf from Auschwitz.
These are the words I was looking for to describe her.
What would you do without us, Soviets?
I still think she looks hot. Just in an Elven way.
Golly. Much of her boob mass seems to have migrated to her lips.
chick looks delicious. prettty face
In some of those pictures that bikini bottom seems to be migrating more and more south.
That face is looking far too man-made. Uggh.
great figure, beautiful eyes. no idea who she is but yeah glad ur boss didnt ask you to pick yellow
SMOKIN HOT
did she loose a ton of weight? she looks horrible now. Although I like the brown hair
Mick Jaggers love child.
WTF happen to her?! Did that 12 seconds of fame make her feel fat? She went on the Nicole Ritchie diet. Let this be a lesson to all you fat girls-don’t become famous–or else basement blog trollers will make fun of you.
Of course, you’ll have no idea because you’re famous, but you will have an eating disorder. Unless you’re Snooki who needs an eating disorder, because she looks like a rolled sausage.
FAT CHICK MAFIA strikes again.
HA HA HA
Ann, you must be one ugly set of skin and bones.
Ahem, these are actually pictures of a young Steven Tyler.
It’s an easy mistake to make… no harm done.
If you would like to meet disco single, there is party much swamp rape there.
rjkranderson@gmail.com
Um.. I am fighting myself not to click on your freaky , freaky link.
First?
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Dolphin lips I tell you, quick grab a mackerel!!!
No ass shots? boo-hoo…
Duck Duck Goose.
Easy access bikini.
I’d pound that ass so hard it would start a monstrous tsunami a thousand miles away. She’d make me blow my load so hard, NORAD would think there was incoming enemy missiles entering the atmosphere.
So I guess that means you like her?
HA HA YOU GUYS ALL CRACK ME UP TODAY! THANK YOU! *I’m humbled*
Looks like she toned up a little. She used to have a skinny-fat butt.
Wo0f!!
holy shit. what happened to her!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? she used to have sick boobs and curves. she went all lindsay on us.
Yikes, strong intentional facial disfigurement.
Looks like Sophia had her implants removed.
She looked stunning last year; see the above link to “Sophie Monk wants you too see her nipples” under “Related Posts”.
Much skinnier now. I think she was better as a bleached blonde.
Perhaps she had implants removed as well?
Doc you are so correct, she looked good then, now she fails.
she’s gettin all fergie on us day by day, groper fish lips and sucked back wind tunnel eyes, dark hair!!! she even looks a bit like the nurse off the muppets. would still tickle her from the inside though!! lol
The ugly version of Kate Bosworth.
Whoa, kiddo, easy on the bee stings!!!
Please increase daily calorie intake. Emaciation is never sexy.
And that’s why she’s torturing herself after all…to be super hot n sexy.
I want to pump her full of my hot seed and watch it cum out as a creampie
Jesus fucking christ – holy fucking shit – mother fucking amazing – fucking fuck !!! I’m going downstairs to punch my wife in her ovaries !
kinda look like that girl that was put in a suitcase
She looked better a couple years ago. She’s shriveled up a bit since then.
this is an indisputable fact:
every male that is not gay or castrated gets an immediate hard-on from the “getting out of the pool” scene of date movie. there is simply no way around this.
……………we shall discuss the other 200 milion FAT & LAZY americans?
She needs maybe 2 or 3 more pounds to look attractive
First motherfuckers!!!
…and second!!!!!!!
Third!!!
Lick my arse.
Going for 4….
5.
Shit, I’m the coolest kid on my block now.
looks like an anorexic rabbit
She is gorgeous! And I like goose and flipper. They are kinda cute animals.
If she had her lips done, then she’s an asshat, cuz she always had nice full lips. However, she looks much better as a blond. FYI, for those who care about stuff like this, she used to be engaged to Benji Madden of the group Good Charlotte before he left her for Paris Hilton. Yup, I know.
http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/07/23/sophie-monk-sophie-monk-photos/
P.S., the link has nothing to do with Benji. Just thought you might like to see her as a blond. You’re welcome.
Who the fucking fuck is this bitch??
“Quack”