Sophie Monk in a Bikini Will Make it All Better

August 26th, 2010 // 89 Comments

And we’re back.

To ease myself back into things, I figured I’d start out with a bikini post, so I hope nobody minds. It’s basically the equivalent of walking into work and all your boss wants you to do is point at something blue. Which would suck if you’re color blind, but nobody likes equal opportunity hires anyway. Amirite? I’m right. Moving on…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Taz

    Great body. Jacked up lips.

  2. frosty

    her lips and her ribcage stick out further than her tits…..

  3. Lindsey sucks balls

    Ahhh. Much better. In my pants!

  4. Sophie Monk
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    What happened to her boobs?

  5. Vanessa

    Yeah, but what about her face? How old is this girl and she’s already plastic-faced?

  6. Gallo

    She doesn’t do it for me. Looks like the Soviets liberated an elf from Auschwitz.

  7. Golly. Much of her boob mass seems to have migrated to her lips.

  8. Sophie Monk
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    chick looks delicious. prettty face

  9. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    In some of those pictures that bikini bottom seems to be migrating more and more south.

  10. Turd Ferguson

    That face is looking far too man-made. Uggh.

  11. great figure, beautiful eyes. no idea who she is but yeah glad ur boss didnt ask you to pick yellow

  12. Sophie Monk
    chuck d
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  13. Sophie Monk
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    did she loose a ton of weight? she looks horrible now. Although I like the brown hair

  14. Howdy

    Mick Jaggers love child.

  15. Cop

    WTF happen to her?! Did that 12 seconds of fame make her feel fat? She went on the Nicole Ritchie diet. Let this be a lesson to all you fat girls-don’t become famous–or else basement blog trollers will make fun of you.

    Of course, you’ll have no idea because you’re famous, but you will have an eating disorder. Unless you’re Snooki who needs an eating disorder, because she looks like a rolled sausage.

  16. fester

    Ahem, these are actually pictures of a young Steven Tyler.

    It’s an easy mistake to make… no harm done.

  17. Janis

    If you would like to meet disco single, there is party much swamp rape there.

  18. Sophie Monk
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  19. Tad Bit Tipsy

    They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
    No-one you see, is smarter than he,
    And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
    Flying there-under, under the sea!
    Everyone loves the king of the sea,
    Ever so kind and gentle is he,
    Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he’s near!
    They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
    No-one you see, is smarter than he,
    And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
    Flying there-under, under the sea!

    Dolphin lips I tell you, quick grab a mackerel!!!

  20. Sophie Monk
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    No ass shots? boo-hoo…

  21. Sardonic

    Duck Duck Goose.

  22. Sophie Monk
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    Easy access bikini.

  23. cardinal ximenez

    I’d pound that ass so hard it would start a monstrous tsunami a thousand miles away. She’d make me blow my load so hard, NORAD would think there was incoming enemy missiles entering the atmosphere.

  24. Drundel

    Looks like she toned up a little. She used to have a skinny-fat butt.

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  26. Sophie Monk
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    holy shit. what happened to her!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? she used to have sick boobs and curves. she went all lindsay on us.

  27. Sophie Monk
    oh uh
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    Yikes, strong intentional facial disfigurement.

  28. Anonymous

    Looks like Sophia had her implants removed.

  29. Cock Dr

    She looked stunning last year; see the above link to “Sophie Monk wants you too see her nipples” under “Related Posts”.
    Much skinnier now. I think she was better as a bleached blonde.
    Perhaps she had implants removed as well?

  30. Sophie Monk
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    she’s gettin all fergie on us day by day, groper fish lips and sucked back wind tunnel eyes, dark hair!!! she even looks a bit like the nurse off the muppets. would still tickle her from the inside though!! lol

  31. Annabel

    The ugly version of Kate Bosworth.

  32. Sophie Monk
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    Whoa, kiddo, easy on the bee stings!!!

  33. Sophie Monk
    Cock Dr
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    Please increase daily calorie intake. Emaciation is never sexy.
    And that’s why she’s torturing herself after all…to be super hot n sexy.

  34. The MAN

    I want to pump her full of my hot seed and watch it cum out as a creampie

  35. Sophie Monk
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    Jesus fucking christ – holy fucking shit – mother fucking amazing – fucking fuck !!! I’m going downstairs to punch my wife in her ovaries !

  36. ppl

    kinda look like that girl that was put in a suitcase

  37. Marshal

    She looked better a couple years ago. She’s shriveled up a bit since then.

  38. eatme

    this is an indisputable fact:
    every male that is not gay or castrated gets an immediate hard-on from the “getting out of the pool” scene of date movie. there is simply no way around this.

  39. captain america

    ……………we shall discuss the other 200 milion FAT & LAZY americans?

  40. Sophie Monk
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    She needs maybe 2 or 3 more pounds to look attractive

  41. Sophie Monk
    Peoplewhowrite"first"are fucked
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    First motherfuckers!!!

  42. Sophie Monk
    Peoplewhowrite"first"are fucked
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    …and second!!!!!!!

  43. Sophie Monk
    Peoplewhowrite"first"are fucked
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    Lick my arse.

  44. Sophie Monk
    Peoplewhowrite"first"are fucked
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    Going for 4….

  45. Sophie Monk
    Peoplewhowrite"first"are fucked
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    Shit, I’m the coolest kid on my block now.

  46. Sophie Monk
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    looks like an anorexic rabbit

  47. Doc Schweinstrudel

    She is gorgeous! And I like goose and flipper. They are kinda cute animals.

  48. If she had her lips done, then she’s an asshat, cuz she always had nice full lips. However, she looks much better as a blond. FYI, for those who care about stuff like this, she used to be engaged to Benji Madden of the group Good Charlotte before he left her for Paris Hilton. Yup, I know.

  49. Sophie Monk
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    Who the fucking fuck is this bitch??

  50. Sophie Monk
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