And we’re back.
To ease myself back into things, I figured I’d start out with a bikini post, so I hope nobody minds. It’s basically the equivalent of walking into work and all your boss wants you to do is point at something blue. Which would suck if you’re color blind, but nobody likes equal opportunity hires anyway. Amirite? I’m right. Moving on…
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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Taz | August 26, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Great body. Jacked up lips.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 26, 2010 at 4:49 pm
She is even more boring then Olivia Wilde.
Get better soon Fish.
Johnny Cage | August 26, 2010 at 8:47 pm
The lips are my favorite part,
along with the rest of her.
Alli Watermelon | August 27, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Great body? She’s fucking emaciated. Men can’t honestly find a woman THAT thin to be attractive.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 27, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Alli, once again you and I agree. She used to look so good, not now.
F*ck you back dude | August 31, 2010 at 8:25 am
Meow!! Spoken like a true jealous person, this woman is B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L. Perfect body.
frosty | August 26, 2010 at 4:26 pm
her lips and her ribcage stick out further than her tits…..
Lindsey sucks balls | August 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Ahhh. Much better. In my pants!
Vanessa | August 26, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Yeah, but what about her face? How old is this girl and she’s already plastic-faced?
Gallo | August 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm
how insensitive. She obviously has fetal alcohol syndrome.
Gallo | August 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm
She doesn’t do it for me. Looks like the Soviets liberated an elf from Auschwitz.
Cardinal Fang | August 26, 2010 at 4:43 pm
These are the words I was looking for to describe her.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 27, 2010 at 5:58 am
What would you do without us, Soviets?
Cardinal Fang | August 28, 2010 at 12:47 pm
I still think she looks hot. Just in an Elven way.
FrankNfrtr | August 26, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Golly. Much of her boob mass seems to have migrated to her lips.
Rocky's Bullwinkle | August 26, 2010 at 4:44 pm
In some of those pictures that bikini bottom seems to be migrating more and more south.
Turd Ferguson | August 26, 2010 at 4:47 pm
That face is looking far too man-made. Uggh.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 26, 2010 at 4:49 pm
great figure, beautiful eyes. no idea who she is but yeah glad ur boss didnt ask you to pick yellow
Howdy | August 26, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Mick Jaggers love child.
Cop | August 26, 2010 at 5:03 pm
WTF happen to her?! Did that 12 seconds of fame make her feel fat? She went on the Nicole Ritchie diet. Let this be a lesson to all you fat girls-don’t become famous–or else basement blog trollers will make fun of you.
Of course, you’ll have no idea because you’re famous, but you will have an eating disorder. Unless you’re Snooki who needs an eating disorder, because she looks like a rolled sausage.
Ann | August 26, 2010 at 5:09 pm
FAT CHICK MAFIA strikes again.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 27, 2010 at 5:59 am
HA HA HA
Mr. Nice Guy | August 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Ann, you must be one ugly set of skin and bones.
fester | August 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Ahem, these are actually pictures of a young Steven Tyler.
It’s an easy mistake to make… no harm done.
Janis | August 26, 2010 at 5:09 pm
If you would like to meet disco single, there is party much swamp rape there.
rjkranderson@gmail.com
KIKI | August 26, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Um.. I am fighting myself not to click on your freaky , freaky link.
Tad Bit Tipsy | August 26, 2010 at 5:19 pm
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Dolphin lips I tell you, quick grab a mackerel!!!
Sardonic | August 26, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Duck Duck Goose.
cardinal ximenez | August 26, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I’d pound that ass so hard it would start a monstrous tsunami a thousand miles away. She’d make me blow my load so hard, NORAD would think there was incoming enemy missiles entering the atmosphere.
Cock Dr | August 26, 2010 at 8:17 pm
So I guess that means you like her?
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 27, 2010 at 6:01 am
HA HA YOU GUYS ALL CRACK ME UP TODAY! THANK YOU! *I’m humbled*
Drundel | August 26, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Looks like she toned up a little. She used to have a skinny-fat butt.
Po0pie | August 26, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Wo0f!!
Anonymous | August 26, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Looks like Sophia had her implants removed.
Cock Dr | August 26, 2010 at 6:34 pm
She looked stunning last year; see the above link to “Sophie Monk wants you too see her nipples” under “Related Posts”.
Much skinnier now. I think she was better as a bleached blonde.
Perhaps she had implants removed as well?
Mr. Nice Guy | August 26, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Doc you are so correct, she looked good then, now she fails.
Annabel | August 26, 2010 at 7:34 pm
The ugly version of Kate Bosworth.
The MAN | August 26, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I want to pump her full of my hot seed and watch it cum out as a creampie
ppl | August 26, 2010 at 10:27 pm
kinda look like that girl that was put in a suitcase
Marshal | August 26, 2010 at 10:32 pm
She looked better a couple years ago. She’s shriveled up a bit since then.
eatme | August 26, 2010 at 10:40 pm
this is an indisputable fact:
every male that is not gay or castrated gets an immediate hard-on from the “getting out of the pool” scene of date movie. there is simply no way around this.
captain america | August 26, 2010 at 11:42 pm
……………we shall discuss the other 200 milion FAT & LAZY americans?
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 27, 2010 at 6:04 am
She is gorgeous! And I like goose and flipper. They are kinda cute animals.
ugottabekidding | August 27, 2010 at 8:21 am
If she had her lips done, then she’s an asshat, cuz she always had nice full lips. However, she looks much better as a blond. FYI, for those who care about stuff like this, she used to be engaged to Benji Madden of the group Good Charlotte before he left her for Paris Hilton. Yup, I know.
http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/07/23/sophie-monk-sophie-monk-photos/
ugottabekidding | August 27, 2010 at 8:22 am
P.S., the link has nothing to do with Benji. Just thought you might like to see her as a blond. You’re welcome.
Alli Watermelon | August 27, 2010 at 12:07 pm
She looks much better as a brunette, but this broad needs to eat and lay off the Exlax. She seriously looks malnourished.
Raina | August 28, 2010 at 2:17 am
She’s a generic version of Adriana Lima.
Stayinclean7 | August 29, 2010 at 12:08 am
I don’t quite get the fascination behind her. She’s not terribly attractive, if at all. She’s toned-ish…wait, what (movie, show or what rapper is she fucking this week) does she do? i’m lost
Stacie | August 29, 2010 at 1:48 am
Ick. Is the author here serious? This is “hot?” Emaciated and boobless with giant fake lips? Really? This wins for creepiest story of the week.
Methos | August 31, 2010 at 5:36 am
She is bloody disgusting now, she has wrecked her whole body and WTF is up with that face?
Some food woman, would it kill you to eat it? I mean really?