Sophia Bush is famous, I think, she’ll do as filler


I don’t even know who Sophia Bush is. But, for the time being, she fits the criteria I’m looking for: She’s not Britney Spears, and she has a vagina. By the way she’s walking and sipping an iced coffee, I’m going to assume she’s on The Hills. However she does appear to be walking upright without wires attached, so that can’t be right. She’s on One Tree Hill? Never heard of it. Is that like a spin-off of The Hills or something? But with a tree? Is it even safe for those girls to be around trees? I heard that Heidi chick almost drowned in a sock and you’re going to put her around a large, flammable object with pointy branches. Man, what won’t they do for ratings?

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