Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer (True Blood) were married Saturday at a small service in Malibu which may or may not have been officiated by Roseanne Barr because that’s who you want blessing your marriage. Anyway, following the ceremony, Vampire Bill apparently changed into his swim trunks and jumped into the Pacific because, at this point, I can only assume the poor bastard wants to have sex as much as a dentist wants to see teeth on the weekend.
STEPHEN: Can we do something, anything besides gratuitous hard-fucking on our honeymoon? Shit, I just want to swim in the ocean. In proper attire.
ANNA: I want to read a book and wear unflattering sweatpants.
STEPHEN: I love you.
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
Rhialto | August 23, 2010 at 10:38 am
Congrats to the newlyweds!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 23, 2010 at 10:42 am
when she was doing those mci commercials way back when i thought she was a boy she was so androgenous. luckily she grew into a half decent chick. quite dig her now, espec from behind. but she needs to lay off the bleach. she’s quite attractive as a brunette. kinda ugly as a blonde.
Georgio | August 23, 2010 at 10:50 am
I thought this said “Snookie” at first glance.
Phew…
J. Dovola | August 23, 2010 at 11:55 am
wishful thinking?
beck | August 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
So happy for a non speidi post!!! Congrats to them.
Darth | August 23, 2010 at 11:29 am
It’s always good to take a dip in the sea after the wedding ceremony! Washing off the dirt once in a while!
Bob Costas | August 23, 2010 at 11:43 am
Was that Hoyt hiding behind that gate?
trillian | August 23, 2010 at 6:17 pm
nah, that’s Terry
Drew | August 23, 2010 at 12:02 pm
I was hoping for a couple shots of the incredibly cheesy and retarded “QUICKLY FLASH OVER TO THE FACE AND SHOW THE FANGS” shot they do far too often on that ridiculous show.
How unfortunate.
thunderstud | August 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I just hope Eric doesn’t get jealous…
quake | August 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Spoilers!
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Im so happy for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marcus | August 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I’ll give it less that 2 years.
Arline | August 23, 2010 at 2:32 pm
“Sookeh is officially mahn!”
Buddy Love | August 23, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Hahahaha
captain america | August 24, 2010 at 12:20 am
this was a “Low-Cost” wedding.
I MEAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE, folks!!
…………..all the way.
yawn | August 24, 2010 at 7:59 am
how much do you want to bet this is not going to last? next!