Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer (True Blood) were married Saturday at a small service in Malibu which may or may not have been officiated by Roseanne Barr because that’s who you want blessing your marriage. Anyway, following the ceremony, Vampire Bill apparently changed into his swim trunks and jumped into the Pacific because, at this point, I can only assume the poor bastard wants to have sex as much as a dentist wants to see teeth on the weekend.
STEPHEN: Can we do something, anything besides gratuitous hard-fucking on our honeymoon? Shit, I just want to swim in the ocean. In proper attire.
ANNA: I want to read a book and wear unflattering sweatpants.
STEPHEN: I love you.
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
Congrats to the newlyweds!
when she was doing those mci commercials way back when i thought she was a boy she was so androgenous. luckily she grew into a half decent chick. quite dig her now, espec from behind. but she needs to lay off the bleach. she’s quite attractive as a brunette. kinda ugly as a blonde.
I thought this said “Snookie” at first glance.
Phew…
wishful thinking?
So happy for a non speidi post!!! Congrats to them.
or anne rice
Consider this positive reinforcement for continuing the trend of barechested male postings.
This guy ain’t a 10, but he’s better than an over the hill tattooed skank with dropping implants. Or a Jersey Shore post.
Firsttttt
It’s always good to take a dip in the sea after the wedding ceremony! Washing off the dirt once in a while!
Was that Hoyt hiding behind that gate?
nah, that’s Terry
I was hoping for a couple shots of the incredibly cheesy and retarded “QUICKLY FLASH OVER TO THE FACE AND SHOW THE FANGS” shot they do far too often on that ridiculous show.
How unfortunate.
I just hope Eric doesn’t get jealous…
Spoilers!
Im so happy for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll give it less that 2 years.
“Sookeh is officially mahn!”
Hahahaha
I’m going to go on record and say I look as good as this guy with my shirt off, and I’m very critical of myself too.
this was a “Low-Cost” wedding.
I MEAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE, folks!!
…………..all the way.
how much do you want to bet this is not going to last? next!
not roseanne. too healthy, no trucker clothes, and much better posture.
I’ll take grainy Piano Rogue over a Hi-Def Heidroid any time.