Something Not About Katy Perry’s Breasts

In case you haven’t had it breathlessly screamed in your face yet, Katy Perry was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this morning where she revealed she’d be taking Russell Brand’s last name. Via Us Magazine:

“If I’m at an event or something like that and [someone] want[s] special attention. They go, ‘”Mrs. Brand!’ and I go shwoosh,” the singer said, turning her head to demonstrate.
Ellen DeGeneres then asked if she’s making that official. “Yes, I am actually,” Perry said. “I’m in the process.”

You know what I find most amazing about this story? That Ellen was even capable of asking questions without ordering the crew to strap her hands to her chair. She probably didn’t even hear a single word Katy said on account of her brain screaming ” LOOK AT THOSE! LOOK AT THOSE! LOOK AT THOSE! LOOK AT THOSE!” endlessly on loop. Then again, I just assume Ellen and I think alike because of our penises which, you’re right, isn’t very open-minded of me. Some guys like asses.

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