Something Not About Katy Perry’s Breasts

December 8th, 2010 // 22 Comments

In case you haven’t had it breathlessly screamed in your face yet, Katy Perry was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this morning where she revealed she’d be taking Russell Brand‘s last name. Via Us Magazine:

“If I’m at an event or something like that and [someone] want[s] special attention. They go, ‘”Mrs. Brand!’ and I go shwoosh,” the singer said, turning her head to demonstrate.
Ellen DeGeneres then asked if she’s making that official. “Yes, I am actually,” Perry said. “I’m in the process.”

You know what I find most amazing about this story? That Ellen was even capable of asking questions without ordering the crew to strap her hands to her chair. She probably didn’t even hear a single word Katy said on account of her brain screaming ” LOOK AT THOSE! LOOK AT THOSE! LOOK AT THOSE! LOOK AT THOSE!” endlessly on loop. Then again, I just assume Ellen and I think alike because of our penises which, you’re right, isn’t very open-minded of me. Some guys like asses.

Photos: Splash News


  1. abz

    For the sake of her career she needs to stop talking in public. She sounds like she has the mental functioning of a 5 year old.

  2. ..she’s got Kim K. hair AND hips in that first pic..

  3. ..and why does her husband look like Jack Skellington on crack? OMG look at his EYES.

  4. FattyFatty2X4

    Fish, have you ordered from Go Daddy yet?
    You’re definitely a tit man.
    Just promise me one camel-toe pic every friday, ok? Thanks.

    • horn dog

      “LOOK AT THOSE” – huh??
      I remember when C-cups were a big deal. 7th-8th grade…
      Fish, the hysteria you repeatedly attempt to whip up over this so-talentless-it’s-cringe-inducing skank is suspect, and very annoying.

  5. abz

    I retract my previous statement. That interview is HILLARIOUS:

    “this dress is nice its like…oo I’m sitting in a chair next to you person who is funny because funny people are funny…Russels in this thing called a movie picture…look at my nails!”

    Cue linebacker “superfan” bum rushing the stage

    would be a good basic summary of the highlights.

  6. jojo

    Katy Brand huh? Let me be the first to say.

    “Hey Katy Brand, show us your tits.”

  7. Boo

    Who cares!

  8. slapkatyperry

    She actually looks pretty in these photos, Then i remember that she’s an annoying bitch that I’d like to strangle whenever i hear her cat-in-a-blender voice.

  9. mike

    Every time I see a picture of him I swear he looks more and more like Tiny Tim

  10. Meh, she should be seen not heard.

  11. SynchG

    She’s nothing more then a trophy wife to Russell Brand, AND he knows it.

  12. xanax in my beer

    Is the rest of the world just living in a land of totally flat-chested women or something? I really don’t get the big deal about Katy Perry’s tits. They are normal tits. They are not a big deal. They look like the kind of tits you’d find on just about any average girl, anywhere. They are nowhere near as “huge” and cleavage-y as the media is making them out to be. The Kathy Griffin In A Bikini pictures are the same sized tits.

  13. I heard she’s got some terrific cans under there.

  14. She’s already a brand, whether she takes on her husband’s name or not. I think Katy Titmonger has a better ring to it.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to see their sex tape. He probably makes her scream.

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    This can’t be first

  17. CptCreep

    I actually watched her Firework video today and about shit myself when Fireworks started shooting out of her boobs.

  18. Alexandra

    Does she like not know who she is marrying? I give it a year MAX before hubby goes on a week long heroin & hooker orgy binge. Clearly dumb as a pile of rocks.

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