Somebody famous is a big fat woman

September 8th, 2006 // 47 Comments
travolta-hairspray.jpg

Can you guess who? Because I bet you can’t.

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Comments (47)

  1. mrs.t | September 8, 2006 at 5:00 pm

    Ummmm….John Travolta?

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  2. mrs.t | September 8, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    It helps that Spanks has had this up all damn day.

    Mr. Fish, you need to MAINTAIN.

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  3. CelebSlam.com | September 8, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    If he/she kisses men, it’s gotta be John Travolta.

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  4. Binky | September 8, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    I guess he’s a closet eater as well.

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  5. anchower | September 8, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    Wherever Travolta’s closet is, someone should put a landmine right outside of it.

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  6. tjplaw | September 8, 2006 at 5:11 pm

    With that horse face it can only be one person
    John Travolta.

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  7. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | September 8, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    I still haven’t looked to make sure I’m right, but that’s definitely John Travolta. The eyes are a dead giveaway. Now Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan, THAT was a shocker!

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  8. Cruzadas | September 8, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    Well, the only news here is seeing him as…fat.

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  9. HolisticWisdomcom | September 8, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    John Travolta, that was pretty easy actually. His man hands and eyes give it away. I can just see him coming home from work to wife Kelly Preston and having some interesting role play!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm

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  10. HollyJ | September 8, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    JTLTC

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  11. Tracie | September 8, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    Lucky for John Revolting in this role, he didn’t need to wear a fat suit.

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  12. stingybitchsuzy | September 8, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    Now comes the evidence of the afteraffects of Scientology Vitamins…. Suri Cruise is an amorphic caucasian/asian baby with a bad toupee, and John Travolta is now a fat woman. Suri might have hit him with the Xenon Ray from her sonogram/earth transport machine.

    Beam me up, Johnny!

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  13. thesarahficial | September 8, 2006 at 6:07 pm

    That’s … wow

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  14. Giggles | September 8, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    Got it immediately.

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  15. steveirwinRIP | September 8, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    i would do that helllllz yes girl jk fat people are disgusting i hate them all

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  16. steveirwinRIP | September 8, 2006 at 6:37 pm

    i would do that helllllz yes girl jk fat people are disgusting i hate them all

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  17. sionus | September 8, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    Guessed it immediately. Easy stuff.

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  18. Chaumbrai | September 8, 2006 at 7:29 pm

    Monica Lewinsky??!?!?!?!?!?

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  19. best regards | September 8, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    It’s Roseanne it’s it? I know those hairy hands and man boobs anywhere.

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  20. k10 | September 8, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    what the hell? is he really that desperate? first he’s gay, now he’s a woman… it’s all adding up

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  21. Russell_Reyes | September 8, 2006 at 9:11 pm

    haha, i knew that was him! what’s he up to this time?

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  22. HollyJ | September 8, 2006 at 9:41 pm

    I think the REAL question is…
    Why does Scientology make men gay? *pondering*

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  23. edb87 | September 8, 2006 at 11:03 pm

    Am I the only one here that halfway likes Travolta?

    BTW I won’t be sleeping anytime soon because of that photo. Thanks, Superfish!

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

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  24. ImaCracka | September 9, 2006 at 1:39 am

    Guessed it right…… after that filming he and Brad Pitt went dancing…..

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  25. muckfichigan | September 9, 2006 at 2:54 am

    What’s next? Rikki Lake plays Barbarino?

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  26. Lala | September 9, 2006 at 3:22 am

    That’s a plaid only L. Ron Hubbard could love.

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  27. dupababy | September 9, 2006 at 3:26 am

    john’s just working it for tomtom.. it’s another distractionary tactic (like the shrub administration) to keep us from magnifying those vf pics which would reveal a tail and horns on the new alien baby

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  28. RichPort | September 9, 2006 at 4:59 am

    It really is great to see Carnie Wilson working again.

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  29. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | September 9, 2006 at 5:20 am

    Whose brilliant idea was this and how much money is it going to cost the taxpayers?

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  30. biatcho | September 9, 2006 at 11:17 am

    wow, Mink Stole really toned down the makeup for this role.

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  31. Trashley | September 9, 2006 at 11:47 am

    Obviously John Travolta. The eyes give it away.

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  32. melady2952 | September 9, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Must be a pic from one of their Scientology meetings.

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  33. strikeab0920 | September 10, 2006 at 7:42 pm
  34. Sarah-Jean | September 10, 2006 at 7:43 pm

    Please read my link.

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  35. jonesy | September 10, 2006 at 9:40 pm

    i’d hit his fat pooper

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  36. jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 5:19 am

    It’s obviously John Revolta fulfilling his lifelong wish.

    28–Carney Wilson. Hee hee. Is it just me that noticed like 20 years later that her name is Carney, like what we call the freaks who work for carnivals?? I’m pretty dense about some shit…..the whole Freddy Mercury/Queen irony was lost on me until 2004 and I sware to God I’m not making that up.

    Any one hear from Sara Jean yet? Is Hopeless in civil court today?

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  37. jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 5:35 am

    oops — spoke too soon. Like I said, I can be pretty dense.

    I just read Sara Jean the Lilac Queen’s link. I love people who plaster thier lives, inner-thoughts and beliefs for the world to see, even provide a link into it WHILE they ridicule us for exercising OUR freedom of speech by bashing mirror kissing celebrities, and then cry like a bitch when they get made fun of. She’s just pissed because she got speared by her own stingray…to keep it current. People who live in glass houses, ever hear of that, oh enlightened one?

    Stalking. HA! This chick lives in a fantasy world. She wants to be a celebrity so badly that she now considers what amounts to getting her ass handed to her in a thread war stalking. Mmm hmmm, and all those cars ahead of me on the road this morning were my diplomatic escorts!! yep. Because I’m so fucking important. At least I am when I’m delusional.

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  38. RichPort | September 11, 2006 at 6:28 am

    Jrz – I think Carney was the bearded lady on Carnivale, that HBO show that was almost as tedious as Wilson Phillip’s greatest hits. Freddy Mercury planned that shit… for years people that the Village People were straight, not too mention George Michael. They live amongst us…

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  39. Darby | September 11, 2006 at 7:23 am

    Yikes, uuuggglllyyyy, Mr.John Travolta.

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  40. JennSTX | September 11, 2006 at 7:48 am

    John Travolta’s my guess too

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  41. GirlyGirl | September 11, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    Wow, the girl on the right is a really good actress, cuz I’d be scared shitless! Unless, of course, that’s his boyfriend dressed up like a fat lady too, and there is no “Hairspray” re-make…. hmmmmmmmmmm….

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  42. DrunkBlogger | September 11, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    What the fuck?

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  43. CP | September 11, 2006 at 7:22 pm

    Yeah, actually it is pretty obvious who it is.

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  44. Jacq | September 12, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    The one on the right looks like the gay guy from Sopranos, the one on the left definitely loves men. Only.

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  45. japaknees | September 12, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    Pretty obvious that it’s Travolta.

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  46. Michele | September 23, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    Yep Travolta!

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  47. HollywoodSnark | April 11, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    yeah, how bout most actresses over the age of 30

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