Candid, racy, sexy, semi-nude, midgets in rodeo outfits, [Other Google keywords here] photos of Christina Aguilera circa her “Not Myself Tonight” video shoot in April 2010 were leaked online today. Based on that time-line, I’m going to assume these were sent to her then-manstress Matthew Rutler who did exactly what you’re not supposed to do with these things: Knock someone up.
What? Did you think I was going to say, “not leak them online?” Because that’s just crazy talk. In fact, I question his manhood for waiting this long. That’s like being afraid to pump gas in your car. How do you think this thing runs? Groupon? Get outta here.
UPDATE: In a revealing move, Christina’s people have actually confirmed the photos are her, and that she was the target of a hacker. Because if there’s anything hackers love, it’s conveniently distributing photos of a now-pregnant woman to remind people she used to be thin. Damn their villainy!
Less tranny-looking than usual, but still not attractive.
i wanna bang her butthole
Did she get her implants out? But yes, I’d still bang her. LOL
i wouldnt
ANY guy that says he would not want to bang her is lying or gay. Period.
As a woman, I have to say that closet is as close as it gets to successful hard core pornography for female audiences
and that is why female sexuality is a joke.
You get rejected ALOT don’t you Mcfeely? You’re just SO ANGRY. Maybe you don’t need a posting site. Perhaps you’d do better on a shrink’s sofa somewhere, discussing your obvious MANY PERSONAL ISSUES.
I am a shrink. I just get sick of listening to whining little pussies all day long bitch about their pathetic little problems. Oh Doctor, I’m stressed because I bought a bunch of crap I can’t pay for, my kids are rude to me, my wife won’t put out, my husband won’t lose weight, I have cancer, my mistress is pregnant, I dress like a prostitute at work and people keep staring at me.
I hate them all so damn much.
Well can you go analyze stuff someplace else McFeely Smackup? Your boring, unfunny, mundane posts at times take the fun and laughs outta stories and posts on here. Just sayin’.
So, McFeely, please feel free to explain your logic behind your “that is why female sexuality is a joke” comment. We all need a laugh today. C’mon! You know you wanna show off!
fuck you mcbeef clone.
You obviously know NOTHING about female sexuality, then. And maybe it’s time for a new career.
As a woman I have to say, that closet shows cleary that she has no style at all, only a look at the carpet says it all.
Wait, you were checking out her carpet?? Tell me more…
McFealy, I hope you end up in a terrible car accident, you waste of oxygen cunt.
ouch…my feelings
The carpet is pretty much covered in all the pictures. (Unless she does a brazilian)
That whole room sucks. It’s a creepy, dirty backstage dive bar vibe. Too much makeup is not a good thing.
ur an idiot, who said it was taken at her house lol..
get ur facts rite b4 opening ya mouth
McFeely did it ever occur to you you’re in the wrong line of work then?
I LOVE her closet. Love the shoes in pic 6. She is cute and awesome. You know you wish you had those $500 shoes and thousand dollars chanel purses!
That comment doesnt even make sense. whats so hard vore porn about a closet filled with shoes and slightly risque pictures?
Ummm. Is she pregnant here or just on the rag?
Yes I think she is pregnant here. At least if this pic is more than 3 years old..
To redeem for this and the sad Katy Perry news (’cause Katy Brand sounds awful) I vote we get some Mila Kunis today.
Silver dollar nipples.
Why is this disgusting bitch still releilvent
(relevant)
I’ve done worse. (and so have you.)
One of the greatest singers of all time. Duh.
i’m pretty sure u can’t talk
Sexy bruise.
From the mess in that closet it looks like shes an actual “Dirrrty” hoe.
Christina or Courtney Love? I’m confused by the bruising and bad blond hair.
Don’t even compare her to Courtney Love… that’s just shameful on your part. Bitch Please!!
Maybe she just loves to give BJ’s, not crouch on the ground for the next injextion! Get a clue Amy!!
Woo Hoo and she is single!!
Let’s see, a vapid, self-centered chick who is so vain she won’t go into her own closet without having hair and makeup done releases pictures of herself at her hottest, at the time she’s pregnant and looking fat and bloated.
Does that really sound like pictures we “weren’t supposed to see”?
I don’t think you’re angry. Females do have sexuality, but some of it we don’t need to see, like a vapid, self-centered chick named Christina Aguilera.
McFeely you really are an idiot. Who say’s thats her closet at home? Did it show the outside of it and i somehow missed it? This looks like some backstage thing from a show, not her home.
You also contradicted yourself. How can she look pregnant and fat and bloated at the same time? You also said she looks her best. Which one is it, moron?
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Huge purple leg bruises are dirrty.
um no. that’s not her.
that is christina aguilera.. dont you remember she had the exact costume or “chains” on during the Not myself tonight video sitting in the red chair… well it is her..
I like the skinny chick better than the old lady.
And who has that mny shoes? Jesus, the rich just have way too much money…
the shoes are ugly though. just like her.
Let’s Start The Time Warp, AGAIN!!!!
Ha!
*makes shocking whistling sound* Ass munch much X-tina? Poor JB probably doesn’t even know this room exist…
These pics give me epilepsy.
My goodnes this Marilyn Monroe wannabe is butt ugly underneath those clothes.
I think this is supposed to be an early pregnancy picture… it would make sense with this one (bare belly) plus the one with the robe covering and her hand holding it taut against her stomach. Not many women take random pictures of their stomachs in profile for any other reason…
oh my god i want that closet full of louboutins and chanel…hyperventilating…
That was the same thing I was thinking. It’s the ONLY thing I’m drooling over.
Women, tending to have thinner, more delicate skin and less muscle than men and having a greater tendency to knock into things as they go about their business – bruise.
If you have pale skin, bruises show more clearly. It’s really not very shocking or hard to figure out. But of course many of you have never actually spoken with a woman, much less seen a naked one, so it may come as a surprise.
Assuming all women are all clumsy idiots that knock into everything isn’t really a great starting point when you want to boast about much pussy you see compared to the rest of the losers posting on the same gossip blog as you.
Your post gives off a very strong feeling of animosity towards women, get shut down one too many times, big gunner?
I’m sure this is just his well practiced excuse he tells the police every weekend when they show up at his trailer.
Troll!!
Considering that Fish puts a star over anything else that might in the least bit be naughty or when even the slightest bit of areola is showing, I am quite surprised that he didn’t star out this pic and the others!
did they retouch it to remove any visible signs of her pubic area??? It looks kind of weird… no slit or mound
your gay
hahaha
her and i have the same nipples!! whoo hooooo!
Yeah, but you’re a dude.
yeah why not mention the fact that she very obviously looks like she’s displaying early stage pregnancy? holding her tummy like that in both robe shots??
These pictures aren’t being shown in an attempt to show how fat she’s got, these pictures are from a batch of images that were leaked a couple years ago, that Fish decided to put up as a random gallery after the article (like he has been doing since the new site). This image just so happened to be leaked with the other images you’re seeing. Calm down.
She’s a skanky Marilyn Monroe wannabe.
As a female I just HAVE to say this:
I’m jealous! Look at all those shoes and bags!!!!
Some A-hole just registered Rough.com this year. Thank god they’re just selling garbage.
Don’t go to the site.
GAG… she needs to stay in the closet with those clothes. I hate these pictures. And I agree the bruises are gross!!!
Considering that Fish usually puts a star over anything that could be seen as remotely “naughty” or even just a flash of an areola, I am surprised to see that these pics (especially this one) don’t have the usual lame-o stars.
Pic #6 is a little disappointing considering those tits are hyped up a lot more than what’s shown here. She was hot 5+ ago but not she’s turning into a caricaturization of herself. She’d be better off to go conservative and not look stupid like Madonna did with the whole I’m hot and 50 bullshit.
That’s not even her in pic#6. Get a grip. Only two of those pictures are of her.
No dude, that is totally her in all those pics. She just doesn’t have any extensions in or any makeup on.
all of the pictures are her idiot, thats her closet at HER OLD HOUSE
Pic #2 and Pic #6, same person. No makeup and no extensions.
Looks like she took out the huge implants, so they’re not as voluptuous as they used to be. You can’t really hype up her average sized boobs as opposed to the huge melons she used to have.
On pics 2 and 3 she has a terrible bruise on the inside of her knee.
she has short legs, boo!
i like a woman with some long legs and a nice ass :)
Pffffft, you’d just be happy with a real woman who has legs and lets you tap her ass. I betcha legs are optional for you at this point …
I looked straight past her and focused on all those shoes and purses in the background!! Geez it must be like Christmas EVERYDAY in her closet!!
Most of those pictures aren’t even her.
I’m not liking this oily Heidi Montag.
only pregnant women hold their stomachs like that…even if they are not showing yet…
Uhuh, so she’s been preggers for 8 months? Or are you saying she was pregnant and miscarried/aborted and is now just fat?
shes not pregnant now.. she was what almost 3 years ago. shes just gained alot of weight due to depression from splitting with her husband.. you know the usual thing depression?
Geeze. All these comments about her closet and one about the carpet. Nobody seems to realize this is a music video shoot, not her multi-million dollar mansion.
QUIT bitchin’ BITCH!!!
I am very disappointed. Didn’t she have some big boobs at some point?
Yes. In actual pics of her not the ones purported to be here here.
Yeah, and you used to have a dick too.
I would have to agree that these are in fact candid shots. Two pics appear to be in full on drag make up, hence the shiny albino RuPaul Doppleganger we have been subjected to in pics 1 & 5. She clearly did not have her weave, bronzer, push-up bra, false eye-lashes, etc. on in the other pics.
But I guess I still would if there was nothing good on TV.
Ratman brought these up from the sewer. Thank you Ratman
That is one rough stretch of highway without the make-up. Just who “leaked” these photos anyway?
either Christina or one of her people.
Did you all see the bruises all over her body? She is either a MMA fighter or Jordan did a number on her ass.
Interesting she would ‘accidently’ have thin pictures of her sent out while she is ballooning with a baby in her tummy. Even though her body looks alright in these pictures, can’t do anything about that face and that god aweful hair. Wait, and how can a straight man look at those pictures and see SHOES????
Exactly ! Nice saving the pics for when she balloons up. Oldest trick in the publicist book.
ooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy godddddddddddddddddddddddd …………………my dream come true
The two in the sparkly getup with pasties have to be from a long, long time ago her boobs haven’t been that small since she released “Genie in a bottle”
they were much much smaller then
the “sparkly getup” pictures are from Not Myself Tonight! it was actually shot not that long ago… Early summer 2010 ; )
well whoever put these pictures out better get shot because 4 of the 6 aren’t even of Christina. Chick in picture 1 and 5 are Christina Aguilera. Chick in other pictures is not. Look a tthe bruise on her right leg in pictures 2 and 3. Compare to picture of inside of right knee in pictures 1 and 5. Bruise magically disappears. Also, Aguilera will NEVER be photographed without make up. It’s impossible. Never happening.
yesh deputy dawg over here
Marie, it will never happen again!!! The world learnt it’s lesson the one time lmao
Happened once
http://celebs-without-makeup-can-you-handle-it.popsugar.com/Christina-Aguilera-without-makeup-273605
Now that was awful, no more of that shit plz.
what makes you think the photos were taken at the same time? if they weren’t it explains why the bruises are only in some photos!
Egads. Them’s a lot of bruises.
I think the ones with pasties are from about 10 years ago maybe more, she’s had breast implants for a long time and those aren’t implant boobies
of course their impants she was naturally very small
Candyman makes so much more sense now that I realize that candy is a euphemism for crack