Candid, racy, sexy, semi-nude, midgets in rodeo outfits, [Other Google keywords here] photos of Christina Aguilera circa her “Not Myself Tonight” video shoot in April 2010 were leaked online today. Based on that time-line, I’m going to assume these were sent to her then-manstress Matthew Rutler who did exactly what you’re not supposed to do with these things: Knock someone up.
What? Did you think I was going to say, “not leak them online?” Because that’s just crazy talk. In fact, I question his manhood for waiting this long. That’s like being afraid to pump gas in your car. How do you think this thing runs? Groupon? Get outta here.
UPDATE: In a revealing move, Christina’s people have actually confirmed the photos are her, and that she was the target of a hacker. Because if there’s anything hackers love, it’s conveniently distributing photos of a now-pregnant woman to remind people she used to be thin. Damn their villainy!
DKNY | December 8, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Less tranny-looking than usual, but still not attractive.
but monkey | December 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm
i wanna bang her butthole
BigBone | December 9, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Did she get her implants out? But yes, I’d still bang her. LOL
Andy | December 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm
i wouldnt
N2Sex4Fun | December 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm
ANY guy that says he would not want to bang her is lying or gay. Period.
- | December 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
As a woman, I have to say that closet is as close as it gets to successful hard core pornography for female audiences
McFeely Smackup | December 8, 2010 at 12:07 pm
and that is why female sexuality is a joke.
Richard McBeef | December 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
You get rejected ALOT don’t you Mcfeely? You’re just SO ANGRY. Maybe you don’t need a posting site. Perhaps you’d do better on a shrink’s sofa somewhere, discussing your obvious MANY PERSONAL ISSUES.
McFeely Smackup | December 8, 2010 at 12:28 pm
I am a shrink. I just get sick of listening to whining little pussies all day long bitch about their pathetic little problems. Oh Doctor, I’m stressed because I bought a bunch of crap I can’t pay for, my kids are rude to me, my wife won’t put out, my husband won’t lose weight, I have cancer, my mistress is pregnant, I dress like a prostitute at work and people keep staring at me.
I hate them all so damn much.
slapkatyperry | December 8, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Well can you go analyze stuff someplace else McFeely Smackup? Your boring, unfunny, mundane posts at times take the fun and laughs outta stories and posts on here. Just sayin’.
kimmykimkim | December 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
So, McFeely, please feel free to explain your logic behind your “that is why female sexuality is a joke” comment. We all need a laugh today. C’mon! You know you wanna show off!
Richard McBeef | December 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
fuck you mcbeef clone.
swan | December 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
You obviously know NOTHING about female sexuality, then. And maybe it’s time for a new career.
tschirki | December 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
As a woman I have to say, that closet shows cleary that she has no style at all, only a look at the carpet says it all.
RoboZombie | December 8, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Wait, you were checking out her carpet?? Tell me more…
Fear | December 8, 2010 at 1:12 pm
McFealy, I hope you end up in a terrible car accident, you waste of oxygen cunt.
McFeely Smackup | December 8, 2010 at 1:27 pm
ouch…my feelings
LJ | December 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm
The carpet is pretty much covered in all the pictures. (Unless she does a brazilian)
swan | December 8, 2010 at 2:48 pm
That whole room sucks. It’s a creepy, dirty backstage dive bar vibe. Too much makeup is not a good thing.
4xa | December 8, 2010 at 10:39 pm
ur an idiot, who said it was taken at her house lol..
get ur facts rite b4 opening ya mouth
Danklin | December 9, 2010 at 6:23 am
McFeely did it ever occur to you you’re in the wrong line of work then?
Doc Schweinstrudel | December 9, 2010 at 4:26 am
I LOVE her closet. Love the shoes in pic 6. She is cute and awesome. You know you wish you had those $500 shoes and thousand dollars chanel purses!
Danklin | December 9, 2010 at 6:27 am
That comment doesnt even make sense. whats so hard vore porn about a closet filled with shoes and slightly risque pictures?
LittleSocrates | December 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
To redeem for this and the sad Katy Perry news (’cause Katy Brand sounds awful) I vote we get some Mila Kunis today.
slapkatyperry | December 8, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Why is this disgusting bitch still releilvent
slapkatyperry | December 8, 2010 at 12:07 pm
(relevant)
freaky | December 8, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I’ve done worse. (and so have you.)
R | December 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
One of the greatest singers of all time. Duh.
4xa | December 8, 2010 at 10:39 pm
i’m pretty sure u can’t talk
Mena | December 8, 2010 at 12:06 pm
From the mess in that closet it looks like shes an actual “Dirrrty” hoe.
McFeely Smackup | December 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Let’s see, a vapid, self-centered chick who is so vain she won’t go into her own closet without having hair and makeup done releases pictures of herself at her hottest, at the time she’s pregnant and looking fat and bloated.
Does that really sound like pictures we “weren’t supposed to see”?
Perez Hilton Is An Ass | December 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm
I don’t think you’re angry. Females do have sexuality, but some of it we don’t need to see, like a vapid, self-centered chick named Christina Aguilera.
Danklin | December 9, 2010 at 6:31 am
McFeely you really are an idiot. Who say’s thats her closet at home? Did it show the outside of it and i somehow missed it? This looks like some backstage thing from a show, not her home.
You also contradicted yourself. How can she look pregnant and fat and bloated at the same time? You also said she looks her best. Which one is it, moron?
Danklin | December 9, 2010 at 9:16 am
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Richard McBeef | December 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Huge purple leg bruises are dirrty.
RoboZombie | December 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm
I like the skinny chick better than the old lady.
And who has that mny shoes? Jesus, the rich just have way too much money…
Kerri | December 8, 2010 at 12:14 pm
the shoes are ugly though. just like her.
Sam | December 8, 2010 at 12:25 pm
My goodnes this Marilyn Monroe wannabe is butt ugly underneath those clothes.
crazypants | December 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Women, tending to have thinner, more delicate skin and less muscle than men and having a greater tendency to knock into things as they go about their business – bruise.
If you have pale skin, bruises show more clearly. It’s really not very shocking or hard to figure out. But of course many of you have never actually spoken with a woman, much less seen a naked one, so it may come as a surprise.
Drew | December 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Assuming all women are all clumsy idiots that knock into everything isn’t really a great starting point when you want to boast about much pussy you see compared to the rest of the losers posting on the same gossip blog as you.
Your post gives off a very strong feeling of animosity towards women, get shut down one too many times, big gunner?
McFeely Smackup | December 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I’m sure this is just his well practiced excuse he tells the police every weekend when they show up at his trailer.
itmustbe342 | December 8, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Troll!!
Something rough this way comes | December 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Some A-hole just registered Rough.com this year. Thank god they’re just selling garbage.
Something rough this way comes | December 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Don’t go to the site.
frisbeeken | December 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Pic #6 is a little disappointing considering those tits are hyped up a lot more than what’s shown here. She was hot 5+ ago but not she’s turning into a caricaturization of herself. She’d be better off to go conservative and not look stupid like Madonna did with the whole I’m hot and 50 bullshit.
Willy | December 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm
That’s not even her in pic#6. Get a grip. Only two of those pictures are of her.
kimmykimkim | December 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
No dude, that is totally her in all those pics. She just doesn’t have any extensions in or any makeup on.
xD | November 9, 2011 at 5:39 am
all of the pictures are her idiot, thats her closet at HER OLD HOUSE
frisbeeken | December 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Pic #2 and Pic #6, same person. No makeup and no extensions.
Elliott | December 8, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Looks like she took out the huge implants, so they’re not as voluptuous as they used to be. You can’t really hype up her average sized boobs as opposed to the huge melons she used to have.
burton | December 8, 2010 at 12:57 pm
she has short legs, boo!
i like a woman with some long legs and a nice ass :)
Dante Calamari | December 8, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Pffffft, you’d just be happy with a real woman who has legs and lets you tap her ass. I betcha legs are optional for you at this point …
bitch PLEASE | December 8, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I looked straight past her and focused on all those shoes and purses in the background!! Geez it must be like Christmas EVERYDAY in her closet!!
Willy | December 8, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Most of those pictures aren’t even her.
Mr Obvious | December 8, 2010 at 1:01 pm
I’m not liking this oily Heidi Montag.
argleblargle | December 8, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Geeze. All these comments about her closet and one about the carpet. Nobody seems to realize this is a music video shoot, not her multi-million dollar mansion.
emma | December 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm
QUIT bitchin’ BITCH!!!
Marco | December 8, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I am very disappointed. Didn’t she have some big boobs at some point?
Willy | December 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Yes. In actual pics of her not the ones purported to be here here.
AssKickingZombie | December 10, 2010 at 3:08 am
Yeah, and you used to have a dick too.
Salad Face | December 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I would have to agree that these are in fact candid shots. Two pics appear to be in full on drag make up, hence the shiny albino RuPaul Doppleganger we have been subjected to in pics 1 & 5. She clearly did not have her weave, bronzer, push-up bra, false eye-lashes, etc. on in the other pics.
But I guess I still would if there was nothing good on TV.
Facebook me | December 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
That is one rough stretch of highway without the make-up. Just who “leaked” these photos anyway?
Lightdragon | December 8, 2010 at 4:47 pm
either Christina or one of her people.
TJL | December 8, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Did you all see the bruises all over her body? She is either a MMA fighter or Jordan did a number on her ass.
Dante Calamari | December 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Interesting she would ‘accidently’ have thin pictures of her sent out while she is ballooning with a baby in her tummy. Even though her body looks alright in these pictures, can’t do anything about that face and that god aweful hair. Wait, and how can a straight man look at those pictures and see SHOES????
frisbeeken | December 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Exactly ! Nice saving the pics for when she balloons up. Oldest trick in the publicist book.
Dante Calamari | December 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
well whoever put these pictures out better get shot because 4 of the 6 aren’t even of Christina. Chick in picture 1 and 5 are Christina Aguilera. Chick in other pictures is not. Look a tthe bruise on her right leg in pictures 2 and 3. Compare to picture of inside of right knee in pictures 1 and 5. Bruise magically disappears. Also, Aguilera will NEVER be photographed without make up. It’s impossible. Never happening.
abz | December 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
yesh deputy dawg over here
Dante Calamari | December 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Marie, it will never happen again!!! The world learnt it’s lesson the one time lmao
Marie | December 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Happened once
http://celebs-without-makeup-can-you-handle-it.popsugar.com/Christina-Aguilera-without-makeup-273605
soupofdefish | December 9, 2010 at 3:33 am
Now that was awful, no more of that shit plz.
_ | February 9, 2011 at 8:40 am
what makes you think the photos were taken at the same time? if they weren’t it explains why the bruises are only in some photos!
Woofus | December 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I think the ones with pasties are from about 10 years ago maybe more, she’s had breast implants for a long time and those aren’t implant boobies
Marie | December 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm
of course their impants she was naturally very small
Grand Dragon | December 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I came
jojo | December 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm
She is a big hard stool away from being just fat.
anonymous | December 8, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Meh…she looks like an average stripper here. And not even the Friday night headliner.
She’s more the Tuesday day-shift stripper.
GravyLeg | December 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Put your money on her leaking these. The nudes are all WAY before she porked…
stinky mcpoop | December 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Were these taken in the mole hill or in Mom’s basement?
Andy | December 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Married celebrity fucks someone else and gets pregnant while they’re still together and it seriously doesn’t warrant comments about how much of a whore she is?
I’m seriously surprised at how well she’s getting off on the whole homewrecking slut viewpoint.
Aja | December 9, 2010 at 9:36 am
I know, right? It seems like she barely waited ten minutes before finding a new man. She was probably unfaithful to her husband. She’s trash.
Cardinal Fang | December 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Aguilera. Isn’t that Latin for, “I look good when I’m young, but as I grow older, and fatter, you better dump me before I become the mean old nasty mustached crank.”?
Aja | December 9, 2010 at 9:35 am
I know, right? It seems like she barely waited ten minutes before finding a new man. She was probably unfaithful to her husband.
thunderstud | December 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I like those pics where she’s wearing next to nothing… mmm!
Armando | December 8, 2010 at 3:37 pm
mmmm, slutty, rug burns, shaved hoochie, I’m nine inches deep
dude | December 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm
nasty.
And I’m laughing at the closet worship. I honestly did not notice she was in a closet. If you’re a dude and noticed the closet, you’re in one. COME OUT!
Marie | December 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Maybe Jordan Bratman leaked them, it would make sense
Marie | December 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
I doubt she leaked these herself she isn’t a talentless kim kardashian she actually has a career and has sold over 40 million records why would she do this ?? some people are so dumb seriously
nonminti | December 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I think it is becoming shameful to have talent among celebrities :)
Dante Calamari | December 9, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Why? Because Burlesque is bombing, he last album bombed, and her light is fading into obscurity especially now that she is pregnant and gaining weight. She wants people to remember her when she was semi-fit. No she isn’t a talentless twit, but she’s also losing her relevancy so she will do these sorts of things to keep herself if not in the spotlight then in the periphery
R | December 9, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Burlesque bombing? It made $30 mil in 2 weeks & hasn’t even been released overseas yet so idk what invalid source you’re getting your news from.
nonminti | December 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
if she “wears” this why she bothers to wear anything? I wonder… ha,still would be embarrassingly curious to try out :)
puhleez | December 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm
She is so NOT fat (here anyway) and I bet she has a great pussy. Hopefully we will all get to see it soon.
Lightdragon | December 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm
in your dreams
BigBone | December 9, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Amen. ::)
Jebadiah | December 8, 2010 at 5:15 pm
If she was showing in April then she should be due any day now?!
bitingontinfoil | December 9, 2010 at 7:28 pm
April-December = 8 months. Average human gestation = 9 months.
rerere | December 15, 2010 at 3:28 pm
well done bitingontinfoil average human gestation is indeed 9 months…. but you dont start showing even at 1 month. its usually 10-12wks at earliest so that would make it very unlikely that photo was taken in april. judging from recent photos (hard to tell cos she usually wears a corset) she’s about 6 months pregnant so i reckon these photos are from september time which makes sense as she was promoting burlesque then and her hair+makeup in this photo looks similar to her promo appearances
clearly the other photos were not taken at same time for many reasons. and who said they were? they obv were just in the same folder/phone that the “hacker” got hold of
cc | December 8, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Pic 6 reveals what most people suspected…underneath the make up, she’s not too hot.
JewBag | December 8, 2010 at 7:01 pm
First pic is the only one that can get me up
beffy | December 8, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Call me when shes topless or spreading her legs
Harriscandoit | December 8, 2010 at 8:04 pm
I do not think these “leaked” photos will help get people to see her new movie, actually it might have the opposite effect. She looks like she sniffed 2 pounds of coke before the pics were taken.
cc | December 8, 2010 at 11:51 pm
And ate 2 pound cakes.
Dale | December 8, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Its amazing to me how now a day’s with all this talk about BULLYING! More then half of these comments are rude, mean hearted, insulting, ect… i thinks its fair to assume that most of you are full heartedly agains (or so i hope) the hate going on in schools as well as life in general! It bothers me that someone who has raised over 200 million for charity will be subject to such hatred! PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF!
****F Y I *** the one of her in the white gown are from when she first got pregnant, and the pictures where she is wearing the pasties are from “not myself tonigh!” they were sent to her stylist because she was getting reddy to shoot the video! SERIOUSLY? its not that hard to figure it out!!
Dale | December 9, 2010 at 9:22 am
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Dale | December 9, 2010 at 9:39 am
im sure you do “dale” imposter, very mature by the way… what are you like 5?
Dale | December 9, 2010 at 9:55 am
I’m sorry for being such an uptight tool. I can’t seem to get over the fact that the internet is not serious business nor can I seem to tell the difference between a troll and an actual poster.
I’m also sorry for being so dense that I actually have to point out that the person who wrote “HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS” really wasn’t me. I fail at the internet as you can see.
I’m also sorry for being a self-righteous douchebag who feels the need to scold people on the internet. I don’t have the mentality to realize that it won’t change anything except for people mocking me, once again…I fail at the internet.
Dale | December 9, 2010 at 9:12 pm
HAHA! Real original “imposter dale” you really invested time in this! whats up with the insults? seriously???
give it up, you look stupid.
Dale | December 10, 2010 at 11:44 am
I’m sorry for telling you to stop,” imposter dale”. I can’t seem to understand that I have no control over the people who use the internet even though I keep trying to impose my own will upon others.
One of these days I’ll be able to take the hint and get the operation to remove the stick that’s jammed up my butt-pucker, hopefully it’ll help me to not take the internet so seriously that I have to tell others what to do on it while ignoring my own dip-shit approach to it.
Dale | December 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Sure.. Whatever you say * *imposter dale** Its WAY obvious I’m not writing comments to myself, but nice try…
You are wasting your time!
Keep it up though… your entertaining me and my friends!
Thanks.
Tiffany | December 10, 2010 at 12:56 pm
This is entertaining! Yeah, don’t worry Dale “the one who started this tread”, it is apparent that after your initial comment, some fat kid is trying to hide behind the real dale! Poor thing probably has no friends! So sad…
Michael | December 10, 2010 at 1:42 pm
HAHA! FAT KID!!! What a pathetic looser!! The imposter is lame.
***for those who might be confused*** 2ed, 4th and 6th remark is the imposter!! This is sad.
BITINGONTINFOIL | December 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm
*snicker* … and the hilarity ensues.
Averre | December 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm
*Yawn* They both fail. Real Dale can’t stop feeding the troll and has to make fake “friend” posts (hint: Space out the times you post next time real Dale) and fake Dale keeps saying the same thing over and over.
But at least fake Dale has a point….you -really- need to pull the stick out of your ass real Dale. Yoiu’re not going to change how people reply by bitching about it.
Dale | December 10, 2010 at 9:59 pm
unh huh… whatever you say averry.
Dale | December 10, 2010 at 10:58 pm
SWEET! thanks Averry.
Internet for Idiots | December 11, 2010 at 12:16 am
I know those big-boy problem you’re facing has made you into a humorless dick who demands that people follow your non-existant internet rules of etiquette, but could you get it through your brain case that you can’t win against trolls and all you’re doing is feeding the fire?
Scroll up and look at Dankin’s comment. Notice something? Notice how Dankin didn’t reply to the troll but you did? Notice how it kept going from there when you replied? Notice how even your troll had to give you bog-standard lessons on how people act on the internet and your failure to ignore it? Notice that you wasted just as much time as they did?
Internet 101 lesson over. You failed.
Johnny Cage | December 8, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Can’t talk, too busy fapping
Raiden | December 9, 2010 at 10:01 am
Put it away, Johnny or I’ll turn it into a lightning rod!
Sonya Blade | December 10, 2010 at 11:48 am
Are you able to hit targets that small, Raiden?
Johnny Cage | December 11, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Lol, you’re just comparing it to your penis Sonya.
Sonya Blade | December 11, 2010 at 10:34 pm
It’s cracks like that that makes me wonder why I cried when Shao Kahn pwned you, Johnny.
Johnny Cage | December 12, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Actually I’m back baby. I slept with some producers so they said they’ll rewrite me back into any sequels or remakes.
*Watches Mortal Kombat Rebirth Trailer*
Oh Damn it, not again!
Baraka | December 14, 2010 at 9:47 am
Fatality!
Scorpion | December 16, 2010 at 5:21 pm
@Sonya Blade
You cried when Johnny got his butt pwned? I boot stomped his head like 10 times once and I was laughing my ass off all the way through.
wim | December 9, 2010 at 12:26 am
naive americans believe this crap.
SHE GAVE OR SOLD THESE PICTURES HERSELF TO THE PAPARAZZI TO PUBLISH THEM.
……………she just needed very cheap attention.
soupofdefish | December 9, 2010 at 3:30 am
I’m disapointed if this is the best photos mole boy has to release.
Averre | December 9, 2010 at 9:20 am
I’m surprised that she is bent out of shape about these pics. OK, she got “hacked” (which is turning into a very old excuse nowadays) but she has had more racy videos than anything in these pics show.
When one poses in something-close-to-nothing for even video they’re in then gets all upset over some pics that are a -1 on a racy scale….it makes one question the honesty behind it.
Mardi | December 9, 2010 at 11:56 am
Did you someone threaten to sue you unless you removed any comments that referenced the fact that she’s pregnant in any way? Cause she sure as fuck LOOKS like she’s in the early stages of pregnancy in the robe photos. Why would you “show off” a little pudge if it weren’t for a baby growin in there?
meh | December 9, 2010 at 1:22 pm
She looks like she’s gotten so old so very fast. =(