Sofia Vergara will jangle your spurs

December 12th, 2007 // 128 Comments

Colombian model Sofia Vergara went for the cowgirl look as she shopped around Miami Beach last night. I’d love to ride off with her into the sunset. It’s a simple dream, really. A quiet dream. An American dream. And it involves a hot Colombian woman using me like a mechanical bull where your quarter runs out real fast. In fact, you haven’t even gotten on yet and it’s already asleep.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. me too. there are more.

  2. sweet merciful fuck!

    got to get me one of those

  3. toma

    Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

  4. my comment

    to #50:

    btw, I am not fat and I am a woman. 5.4 inches/ 112 lbs. Long natural blonde straight hair and blue eyes.

    Have never been fat a day in my life.

    So, shove it! Thanks!

  5. woo~~~so sexy, perfect body…

  6. Narcissist

    Yippee Ti Yay.

    Looks like she has a nice waist.

  7. candy cane

    #105 (that’s how much I weigh).
    I am 5’4″ too (which in Hollywood the town opf lies would make me 5’6″ and as a fan of heels people think I’m much taller but, I digress) as I said I weigh 105 pounds, I have naturally very long dark chocolate brown hair it has nice full waves but goes perfectly striaght with a blowdryer and I have big green eyes. I have nice curves despite my slim wieght (stick figure is just a term used by angry fat people when they hear a low body weight).

    That said even I don’t think this girl is fat at all. I think she’s quite hot to be honest. She looks toned to me I see no rolls she’s just thick in a good way but it suits her. She is 5’7″ and I am guessing about 130-140 You are supposed to add five pounds for every inch so if you were 5’7″ that would make you 127, so she’s really not FAT at all.

  8. SlowDay

    She’s kind of a butterface and sounds like Charo, which is not a good thing.

  9. candy cane

    Lets try that again. For # 109

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3210/Events/3210/Sofia
    Verga_Grani_1290307_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=
    Vergara,%20Sof%EDa

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2444/Events/2444/Sopia
    Verga_Grani_2745229_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=
    Vergara,%20Sof%EDa

  10. LayDeeBug

    81 – Back-pedaling won’t save you. You’re NAILED. Wipe your bloody hands cuz I nailed you.

    Bwahahahah!

  11. LayDeeBug

    Maybe I should have written it “andAte a cagar” with the little ‘tine accent. And yes, ‘tine’s are fake as are you, back-pedaler.

    Cleaning up you’re “cracker” talk from yesterday doesn’t save you. You have been nailed, by everyone here. NAIIIIILLLLLED-duh.

    (Maniacal laughter) You can’t play with the big dogs, little puppy. Or for the spanish “LEETLE POPPY”

  12. Nonya

    I’m a mexican, bitch!

  13. tanya

    Fran Dreshier

  14. Mokas

    to #66,60,26,18,16,8,86,93
    All of you are so stupid, ha ha ha first this girl is white (caucasian) just as paris hilton, but she doesn’t use contacts and she dyes her hair dark. just google any of her old pictures. Hispanic is NOT NOT NOT a race is a cultural linkage w Spain. there are blacks, Asians, mix, white and many many native americans from all the American continent. Thinking that Hispanics are all brown is like thinking that all Americans have blonde hair and blue eyes, just stupid.
    This girl has more boobs than hips.
    You are all so racist, specially # 66. please give me a break, you sound more racist and ignorant than the people who posted racist commments about her.
    Colombians are ok but not really the big deal.Beauty is so relative, the true a great majority of women in LA have a boob job just imagine what you can do where plastic surgery is cheaper
    at least there is another new face in this website beside Lindsay, Paris, Britney and the same people every day. finnaly # 74 I like your posting

  15. Shallo Val

    116 that’s Fran Drescher

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  17. GG

    I think she looks quite alot like the actress from the Partridge family. Susan Dey.

  18. Stella

    it’s amazing how ignorant most of you people are… It’s fine if you don’t find her attractive but does that give you any right to start talking about Colombian or Latino people like that? such as “she speaks that ugly spic language” Do you know how stupid and close minded that makes you sound? but i mean who really cares right?the people that still are in that racist mind set are the ones missing out because in reality we’re all people and we shouldn’t be judged by what language or color or stereotype we have but our character. I’d like to see how you’d survive out of your red neck town and in a city where people actually think outside the box! if you have nothing nice to say then don’t say anything at all..Assholes

  19. hahahaha

    she looks like rachel ray, no?

  20. becky bomba

    eeeeeeeeho! that is correct be happy it is a fresh new face… most of the chics that appear like amy winohouse, britney, the lohan are sooooooo ugly ….gees i guess that is the prettiest america can output to the world… no wonder the othe r countries think we look like tards….at least hispanic and black and asian american s….yessss Americans …. give a little bit more variety to the media/ the world media! don’t you think…remember we are the united states not the divided states! when people are black and they live in Europe or England they speak proper English and state they are English no black English … Or if you are living in France regardless of what you look like you say you are French ,,, not Black French..

  21. Mike

    Want to know the real Sofia Vergara? Just search for her videos in youtube(with Leno, Kimmel, Chelsea). You would never come across a woman of such beauty with such a wonderful sense of humor and charismatic personality. She is way under rated in my opinion.

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