Sofia Vergara will jangle your spurs

December 12th, 2007 // 128 Comments
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Colombian model Sofia Vergara went for the cowgirl look as she shopped around Miami Beach last night. I’d love to ride off with her into the sunset. It’s a simple dream, really. A quiet dream. An American dream. And it involves a hot Colombian woman using me like a mechanical bull where your quarter runs out real fast. In fact, you haven’t even gotten on yet and it’s already asleep.

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Comments (128)

  1. NG | December 12, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    Hawt

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  2. bastardoontherange | December 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Probably not FRIST or second but oh well, she’s not jangling spurs. She’s jangling my …..oh hell. yay!!!

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  3. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    fist me!!!!!

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  4. dammit | December 12, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    second!!! and first to say FRIST!!!

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  5. Pknio | December 12, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Colombian…hmmm…I wonder where she’s muling the coke? Time for the border patrol/body cavity search fantasy…

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  6. where's the "any" key? | December 12, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    She doesn’t look like a cow
    …says Jimbo

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  7. FRIST!! | December 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    all I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a heyyyyyyyyyyy!

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  8. carsten5577 | December 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    She looks sort of White. Not bad for a spic, I guess.

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    • Jordan | August 31, 2010 at 5:30 am

      Holy crap what an idiot.
      A spic isnt a RACE. its NOT a racial slur. its just discriminating someone because they speak spanish.
      many hispanics are white.
      guillermo del toro shakira perla beltran
      all hispanics but WHITE skin.

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  9. Oprah groupie | December 12, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Can we say she’s a “woman with curves” or is that reserved for cottage cheese chicks like Jennifer Love Hewitt?

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  10. Ted from LA | December 12, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    If they’re real, they’re spectacular. I have my doubts. I’ll do a case study and get back to you.

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  11. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    i wanna eat her poop

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  12. do1t | December 12, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Who cares? She is smokin hot!
    http://do1t.net

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  13. boioioioioioingggg | December 12, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    i’d like to see her dressed as a reverse cowgirl

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  14. Martina | December 12, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    she´s not colombian, she´s mexican

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    • uhhh | August 17, 2010 at 3:48 pm

      If u watch and read interviews, she states that she is from Colombia. Therefore she is colombian. Get your facts right. Thank you.

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  15. Auntie Kryst | December 12, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Sofia is stunning, gorgeous, hot, fucking fuckable, and many other good things. That aside why are we letting a Columbian stroll around the streets of Miami? Are those photos from the paparazzi or Crockett and Tubbs surveillance photos?

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  16. mike | December 12, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    I agree, she looks pretty white here. If she was careful not to park in front, I’d let her come over and suck me.

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  17. MLK | December 12, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    #14 – we can’t be bothered trying to distinguish between two types of dirt.

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  18. teddy | December 12, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    A new hot spic with super wide hips… oh joy.

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  19. ph7 | December 12, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    More of her!

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  20. krumler | December 12, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Martina- She’s definitely Colombian maybe you should do some research before making a claim like that.

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  21. Jumpin_J | December 12, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    I think it’s only fair to let all of you know that Sofia and I are getting married. I can’t wait to tell her, especially after I let her out of the cage. Meow!

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  22. krumler | December 12, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    And yes, she is smoin’ f’n hot.

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  23. Shallow Val | December 12, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Funny, but “verga” is another ugly way of saying “dick.” I wonder if she uses that to her “sexy” advantage. whatever.

    18 – Columbians are hippy with flat asses and big tits, in most cases. Unless you’re Shakira and have that hot Lebanese blood adding a nicer look.

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  24. ldb | December 12, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Funny, but “verga” is another ugly way of saying “dick.” I wonder if she uses that to her “sexy” advantage. whatever.

    18 – Columbians are hippy with flat asses and big tits, in most cases. Unless you’re Shakira and have that hot Lebanese blood adding a nicer look.

    14 – Ummm yes she is you unitard.

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  25. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    11- you’re gay.

    9- you’re probably a big fat person, yes?

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  26. veggi | December 12, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    I suppose she’s hot, but jesus – I mean, hayzeus – when she starts up with that high-pitched monkeychatter language, I start to get a migraine. I’ve got to start locking out Univision from my cable.

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  27. Rose Glasses | December 12, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    She’s just ok. I’d be afraid of what she looks like upon waking up in the morning.

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  28. FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    Hey Jimbo, you have new perverted mail..

    Hey veggi, is your cold any better yet?

    Hey tp, why do you eat so much poop?

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  29. veggi | December 12, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    @26- actually, I don’t have tv, but it appears you’re an ass..

    ha FRIST!!

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  30. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Yay!!! I have my very own troll!!!

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  31. sue | December 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    A natural blond who dyes her hair this color to look more like a spic to American audiences.

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    • Jordan | August 31, 2010 at 5:31 am

      many colombians are white.

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  32. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    I like the poop.

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  33. RENEE... | December 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Wow is she pretty. I have no idea who she is, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before now, but she is under rated whoever she is. Very, very pretty. And perfect feminine figure too. No stick chick. I’m officially jealous.

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  34. VanessaLuv | December 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    For really MOIST and JUICY comments visit
    http://www.luvvanessa.blogspot.com
    Luv,
    Vanessa

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  35. veggi (likes the tp troll) | December 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    gawd, Vanessa. Slut much?..

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  36. FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    I laughed so hard I cried at #30..

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  37. Guys | December 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    So veggi, you’re a lesbian and you don’t have a TV. Do you also wear garlic around your neck?

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  38. veggi | December 12, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    lesbian? no. Played in the minors, but never went pro..

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  39. FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I meant 32, what happened??? This site is so weird..

    #37, no that would be me, but that’s cause I HATE the vampires!!!!!

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  40. ColumbianCocaineConnection | December 12, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    She was shopping Miami for coke. It is cheaper in Miami than in Columbia and she stands far less chance of being raped after the transaction is completed.

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  41. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    poooooooooooooooooooooop!..

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  42. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    #30 That might be my troll too.

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  43. flathead | December 12, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Now that is Batch-tastic!

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  44. The Real Scooby Doo | December 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    That top is about to break loose and the flying buttons will become dangerous projectiles killing all men staring at her chest within 20 feet of her.

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  45. Tim | December 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Not bad for an old chick (35).

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  46. tp | December 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    I can has poop?

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  47. my comment | December 12, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    She’s fat.

    btw, why is this site now all about looking at rather uninteresting chicks? Since when do men visit gossipy websites? Why dont’ they just go to porn site?

    Isn’t this supposed to be for women and gays?

    Where’s the gossip? Where’s teh juicy bits?

    Getting boring around here.

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  48. tp | December 12, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    #47 just because we suck a little cock, it doesn’t make us gay.

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  49. tp | December 12, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    #47- I thought that said “getting boner around here”. You know. Like a man boner. A man penis.

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  50. ZZ | December 12, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    oh hey, #47…..

    She’s fat? I’d sure hate to see you.
    But I do agree with the rest of your comment.

    Wait, you MUST be gay.

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