Sofia Vergara is legally hot and other news

- Al Roker gives Heidi and Spencer the verbal pimp hand. [PopEater]

- Reese Witherspoon’s “BitchFace” may suggest a vagina devoid of Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna apparently meets the one airport security guard who’s a Chris Brown fan. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Chris Brown lives in The Matrix now. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan really looks like she has her shit together. If the definition of having your shit together means you look like a corpse. [Celebslam]

- Cash Warren may have banged the aforementioned Corpse Woman. Is this I Hate My Hot Wife Week? [PopSugar]

- Barbara Walters finds Lady GaGa “quite intelligent.” [ICYDK]

- Kate Hudson continues losing weight because apparently her breasts aren’t small enough. [Splash News]

- Adam Lambert really offended ABC which is ironic considering they air Wife Swap and don’t shoot the contestants afterward. Which offends me. [Betty Confidential]

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