- Al Roker gives Heidi and Spencer the verbal pimp hand. [PopEater]
- Reese Witherspoon’s “BitchFace” may suggest a vagina devoid of Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna apparently meets the one airport security guard who’s a Chris Brown fan. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Chris Brown lives in The Matrix now. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan really looks like she has her shit together. If the definition of having your shit together means you look like a corpse. [Celebslam]
- Cash Warren may have banged the aforementioned Corpse Woman. Is this I Hate My Hot Wife Week? [PopSugar]
- Barbara Walters finds Lady GaGa “quite intelligent.” [ICYDK]
- Kate Hudson continues losing weight because apparently her breasts aren’t small enough. [Splash News]
- Adam Lambert really offended ABC which is ironic considering they air Wife Swap and don’t shoot the contestants afterward. Which offends me. [Betty Confidential]
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that drunken stepfather guy is fucking disgusting. not funny, not clever… I can’t get more than a “sentence” into whatever retarded, grammatical abortion he writes before closing the window.
blt | December 3, 2009 at 9:35 pm
@ 6
I agree with you. I get a kick out of non-PC jokes but he’s not even funny, he’s just a ignorant prick
blt | December 3, 2009 at 9:36 pm
@ 6
I agree with you. I get a kick out of non-PC jokes but he’s not even funny, he’s just an ignorant prick
Narcissist | December 3, 2009 at 10:00 pm
These aren’t the best pics of Sofia Vergara. Smart move with the goofy hat. Why not just stay inside?
Reese just looks disinterested.
Has anyone not seen Rhianna without a bra?
Lindsay does look perky.
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Sofia Vergara looks gorgeous in the pics:) Thanks for sharing the pics.
GypsyJudy | December 4, 2009 at 6:36 am
Drunken Stpefather has got to go……you can’t blast Chris Brown and post this guy’s violent women hating shit as well. Et tu Superficial, et tu?
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Elmarko | December 4, 2009 at 8:09 am
I really have no idea why you keep linking to drunken stepfather, I’ve clicked over there a couple of times and it’s a terrible site. Seriously, the superficial is actually quite witty and well written (at times). That place is like a site set up by one of the multiple trolls off this comment board and most importantly the writing is appalling. Swearing every sentence isn’t big, cool, clever or well written — it’s just really, really boring. If content is key they ain’t opening the door.
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jiz | December 4, 2009 at 9:34 am
I’d suck her toes … and everything else she’s got.
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@19
Ditto that. Those toes and soles are scrumptious!
Fgon | December 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Why would you post to that Rihanna story? Did you even bother reading it???
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I love it when she says “Jay” on Modern Family.
Megan | December 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm
@17- Agreed. Fish, I don’t know why you bother linking to that site (Drunken Stepfather), it sucks. The guy can’t even achieve like 1/20th of your humor, cusses every other word, and isn’t the least bit entertaining. It’s just really not tasteful at all. Plus, the fact that I clicked over there this time to see the dude ranting about how glad he is that a woman got beaten makes me wonder about your judgement. I wouldn’t affiliate myself with shit like that.
lori | December 4, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Totally agree with #6.
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@ 5 try a toothbrush
RE: reese witherspoon. Didn’t see any bitch face. Maybe sleepy, which isn’t even close.
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@ #12: LMAO!
I haven’t seen Sofia Vergara in ages! Used to watch her on Univision when I was a teen. She was dating Luis Miguel at the time. Vergara’s cool and looks good fifteen years later!
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People, hey. He’s The Drunken Stepfather. A misunderstood genius.
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