Sofia Vergara is legally hot and other news

December 3rd, 2009 // 43 Comments

- Al Roker gives Heidi and Spencer the verbal pimp hand. [PopEater]

- Reese Witherspoon’s “BitchFace” may suggest a vagina devoid of Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna apparently meets the one airport security guard who’s a Chris Brown fan. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Chris Brown lives in The Matrix now. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan really looks like she has her shit together. If the definition of having your shit together means you look like a corpse. [Celebslam]

- Cash Warren may have banged the aforementioned Corpse Woman. Is this I Hate My Hot Wife Week? [PopSugar]

- Barbara Walters finds Lady GaGa “quite intelligent.” [ICYDK]

- Kate Hudson continues losing weight because apparently her breasts aren’t small enough. [Splash News]

- Adam Lambert really offended ABC which is ironic considering they air Wife Swap and don’t shoot the contestants afterward. Which offends me. [Betty Confidential]

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    Thats a great looking rack.

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    It hurts when I stick my finger in my butt.

  6. jameson

    that drunken stepfather guy is fucking disgusting. not funny, not clever… I can’t get more than a “sentence” into whatever retarded, grammatical abortion he writes before closing the window.

  7. blt

    @ 6

    I agree with you. I get a kick out of non-PC jokes but he’s not even funny, he’s just a ignorant prick

  8. blt

    @ 6

    I agree with you. I get a kick out of non-PC jokes but he’s not even funny, he’s just an ignorant prick

  9. These aren’t the best pics of Sofia Vergara. Smart move with the goofy hat. Why not just stay inside?

    Reese just looks disinterested.

    Has anyone not seen Rhianna without a bra?

    Lindsay does look perky.

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  13. Sofia Vergara looks gorgeous in the pics:) Thanks for sharing the pics.

  14. GypsyJudy

    Drunken Stpefather has got to go……you can’t blast Chris Brown and post this guy’s violent women hating shit as well. Et tu Superficial, et tu?

  15. lindsay looks pretty fucking hot with the ‘high out of my fucking mind’ look!

  16. Elmarko

    I really have no idea why you keep linking to drunken stepfather, I’ve clicked over there a couple of times and it’s a terrible site. Seriously, the superficial is actually quite witty and well written (at times). That place is like a site set up by one of the multiple trolls off this comment board and most importantly the writing is appalling. Swearing every sentence isn’t big, cool, clever or well written — it’s just really, really boring. If content is key they ain’t opening the door.

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  18. jiz

    I’d suck her toes … and everything else she’s got.

  19. FFF

    @19

    Ditto that. Those toes and soles are scrumptious!

  20. Fgon

    Why would you post to that Rihanna story? Did you even bother reading it???

  21. Donnie Brassballs

    I love it when she says “Jay” on Modern Family.

  22. Megan

    @17- Agreed. Fish, I don’t know why you bother linking to that site (Drunken Stepfather), it sucks. The guy can’t even achieve like 1/20th of your humor, cusses every other word, and isn’t the least bit entertaining. It’s just really not tasteful at all. Plus, the fact that I clicked over there this time to see the dude ranting about how glad he is that a woman got beaten makes me wonder about your judgement. I wouldn’t affiliate myself with shit like that.

  23. lori

    Totally agree with #6.

  24. joss

    @ 5 try a toothbrush

    RE: reese witherspoon. Didn’t see any bitch face. Maybe sleepy, which isn’t even close.

  25. Blech

    @ #12: LMAO!

    I haven’t seen Sofia Vergara in ages! Used to watch her on Univision when I was a teen. She was dating Luis Miguel at the time. Vergara’s cool and looks good fifteen years later!

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