- James Cameron deems himself worthy of a Sacha Baron Cohen joke. [PopEater]
- Brangelina is somehow using this art museum to have sex with Johnny Depp. I can feel it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Dakota Fanning singing “Cherry Bomb” makes me miss Miley Cyrus. [Dlisted]
- Samantha Fox is still alive. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend’s high-school nickname was “STD.” Even more hilarious? She had his baby! AHAHAHA! [Celebslam]
- Johnny Depp’s girlfriend didn’t want him working with Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]
- Mischa Barton is huge in Italy. Why not? [TheFABlife]
- Reese Witherspoon is apparently changing outfits in public. [PopSugar]
- Kate Gosselin prepares to prove she’s more than just a egocentric control freak hell-bent on staying on TV even if it requires ballroom dancing. [ICYDK]
- Juliette Lewis doesn’t want anymore Brad Pitt questions. Otherwise the small Asian child won’t stop perching on her dresser with a knife in his teeth. [Socialite Life]
- Sarah Palin cannibalizes a gift suite Paris Hilton-style. [Betty Confidential]
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Dave ain't here man | March 4, 2010 at 5:06 pm
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Alli Watermelon | March 4, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I wonder if she realizes her dress is see-through??? Probably didn’t look see through before she left the house…unfortunately it is and the flash from the cameras proves it lol. Hot body though! And at least she’s wearing panties =)
will | March 4, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Who in the fuck is that? I say that more and more upon visiting this site.
Deacon Jones | March 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm
I am obsessed with this woman.
If I could snap my fingers and become Derek Jeter, I would immediately grab my agent, slam his head into the fucking table, and scream into his ear “GET ME SOFIA VERGARA’S PHONE NUMBER….NOW!!”
Columbian/Cuban woman are the hottest on the planet. And they cook like fucking champs.
FATTY'NYJETSFAN | March 4, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I WANT TO DIRTY!!! that dress…
California Red | March 4, 2010 at 5:40 pm
To think that Al Bundy gets to hit that….in his sticom dreams.
kate | March 4, 2010 at 5:42 pm
i think there’s a typo about the kardashian sister. you meant to put kourtney kardashian’s boyfriend’s nickname
pimp | March 4, 2010 at 5:58 pm
i would gratefully cleanse her asshole with my tongue after a fresh dump…
Randal | March 4, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Such natural beauty tucked so neatly and tightly into a form fitting dress. Sofia has a very warm look about her in those eyes and smile, a friendly woman who would take the time to say a simple hello.
Randal
Jay Popeski | March 4, 2010 at 6:45 pm
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The Dipstix Crew | March 4, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Nice!
Please don't speak | March 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm
She is so beautiful and normally Spanish accents sound sexy, but when I hear this woman speak English I want to rip my skull open and find the spot in the brain the registers sound and stab it with an ice pick.
aka47 | March 4, 2010 at 7:17 pm
no ass shots?
mmm | March 4, 2010 at 9:50 pm
She looks like she plays dirty. YES!
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The big Z | March 4, 2010 at 10:25 pm
@4
Columbia and Colombia are two different places. I think you mean the latter and yes, they have pretty women.
lady jesus | March 4, 2010 at 10:34 pm
I hope she is enjoying some 20-year-old man meat right about now.
BobC | March 4, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Other news? What is that. All I care about is the cleavage :O)
Matrim | March 4, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Just listened to DK sing Cherry Bomb…wasn’t horrible. What IS horrible is that Kristen Stewart, of all people, is playing Joan Jett. Good. Gravy.
Anon | March 4, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Angelina Jolie couldn’t take Johnny Depp from Vanessa Paradis, and Johnny Depp wouldn’t want to take Angelina From Brad Pitt. He’s above the hyper-publicity and is in a happy relationship, and has done a good job of resisting a LOT of (I’m sure) temptation — which isn’t that hard to do if you’re a civil person and actually care about your partner and his/her feelings and happiness.
Kay | March 4, 2010 at 10:39 pm
She looks like a transvestite….
Blech | March 4, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Randal, you crack me up!
Sofia Vergara is very pretty. Always has been and, yes, she does don a very warm spirit. Her stints on Univision were always animated (not sure what she’s up to, these days)!
ON another note, Sarah Palin’s chin looks like it’s swallowed Reese Witherspoon’s. Jus’ sayin.
bob | March 5, 2010 at 12:43 am
She’s so old and over-tanned. Looks cheap as hell.
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Probably didn’t look see through before she left the house…unfortunately it is and the flash from the cameras proves it …
cellphone | March 5, 2010 at 4:29 am
a) who’s this girl?
b) are that boobles?
c) does she like to play hide the sausage?
captain america | March 5, 2010 at 7:47 am
sorry, I PREFER THE OTHER NEWS!!
Brooklyn's Rough'est | March 5, 2010 at 8:28 am
Whoah! Who’s this hot tamale again?….
Loly | March 5, 2010 at 9:23 am
Sofia Vergara is hot and 40! She is currently in the show Modern Families on ABC with Ed O’neall (from Married with Children), the show is funny! and she is so much fun to look at!
Deacon Jones | March 5, 2010 at 9:31 am
Here’s her website with a shitload of bikini pics, lingerie:
http://www.sofiavergara.com
Prepare to jerk.
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Never mind cleavagy, she’s THONG-ey!
I’ll never understand why paps do anything but follow this woman around 24/7.
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Big'n | March 5, 2010 at 10:15 am
#3, I’m so fucking sick of reading posts from assholes like you wondering who so-in-so is. If you really don’t know (presumably because you’re above this kind of knowledge) how about googling the fucking name. Then you won’t be so fucking ignorant. So go fuck yourself.
random | March 5, 2010 at 10:54 am
she is crazy hot. and these aren’t even great pics of her. on modern family is is unbelievable. probably one of the hottest women out there right now. give me this over that megan fox or hayden penteire (whatever it is) crap ANYDAY.
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she have lovely brown eyes. I love her
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Hmmmm pantie flash in number 3 and 6
antedulivian | March 5, 2010 at 11:23 am
even my wife fancier her…. now there’s a thought, 2 hot brunettes!
Kookie | March 5, 2010 at 12:51 pm
She has a mouth like the fucking Joker!
Toolboy | March 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
For as much as I hate that douchnozzle Ashton Kutcher, he did give us Sofia running braless up a flight of stairs in SLOW MOTION on a Punk’d episode (not easy to find, but look that one up). Great, I just jacked in my Cheetos again….oh well, cream cheese cheetos, tasty!
manuel | March 5, 2010 at 5:48 pm
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Never mind cleavagy, she’s THONG-ey!
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She looks like a transvestite….
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