Sofia Vergara is cleavagey and other news

- James Cameron deems himself worthy of a Sacha Baron Cohen joke. [PopEater]

- Brangelina is somehow using this art museum to have sex with Johnny Depp. I can feel it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dakota Fanning singing “Cherry Bomb” makes me miss Miley Cyrus. [Dlisted]

- Samantha Fox is still alive. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend’s high-school nickname was “STD.” Even more hilarious? She had his baby! AHAHAHA! [Celebslam]

- Johnny Depp’s girlfriend didn’t want him working with Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]

- Mischa Barton is huge in Italy. Why not? [TheFABlife]

- Reese Witherspoon is apparently changing outfits in public. [PopSugar]

- Kate Gosselin prepares to prove she’s more than just a egocentric control freak hell-bent on staying on TV even if it requires ballroom dancing. [ICYDK]

- Juliette Lewis doesn’t want anymore Brad Pitt questions. Otherwise the small Asian child won’t stop perching on her dresser with a knife in his teeth. [Socialite Life]

- Sarah Palin cannibalizes a gift suite Paris Hilton-style. [Betty Confidential]

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