Sofia Vergara is cleavagey and other news

March 4th, 2010 // 54 Comments

- James Cameron deems himself worthy of a Sacha Baron Cohen joke. [PopEater]

- Brangelina is somehow using this art museum to have sex with Johnny Depp. I can feel it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dakota Fanning singing “Cherry Bomb” makes me miss Miley Cyrus. [Dlisted]

- Samantha Fox is still alive. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend’s high-school nickname was “STD.” Even more hilarious? She had his baby! AHAHAHA! [Celebslam]

- Johnny Depp’s girlfriend didn’t want him working with Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]

- Mischa Barton is huge in Italy. Why not? [TheFABlife]

- Reese Witherspoon is apparently changing outfits in public. [PopSugar]

- Kate Gosselin prepares to prove she’s more than just a egocentric control freak hell-bent on staying on TV even if it requires ballroom dancing. [ICYDK]

- Juliette Lewis doesn’t want anymore Brad Pitt questions. Otherwise the small Asian child won’t stop perching on her dresser with a knife in his teeth. [Socialite Life]

- Sarah Palin cannibalizes a gift suite Paris Hilton-style. [Betty Confidential]

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  1. Dave ain't here man

    Motorboat!

  2. I wonder if she realizes her dress is see-through??? Probably didn’t look see through before she left the house…unfortunately it is and the flash from the cameras proves it lol. Hot body though! And at least she’s wearing panties =)

  3. will

    Who in the fuck is that? I say that more and more upon visiting this site.

  4. Deacon Jones

    I am obsessed with this woman.

    If I could snap my fingers and become Derek Jeter, I would immediately grab my agent, slam his head into the fucking table, and scream into his ear “GET ME SOFIA VERGARA’S PHONE NUMBER….NOW!!”

    Columbian/Cuban woman are the hottest on the planet. And they cook like fucking champs.

  5. FATTY'NYJETSFAN

    I WANT TO DIRTY!!! that dress…

  6. California Red

    To think that Al Bundy gets to hit that….in his sticom dreams.

  7. kate

    i think there’s a typo about the kardashian sister. you meant to put kourtney kardashian’s boyfriend’s nickname

  8. pimp

    i would gratefully cleanse her asshole with my tongue after a fresh dump…

  9. Randal

    Such natural beauty tucked so neatly and tightly into a form fitting dress. Sofia has a very warm look about her in those eyes and smile, a friendly woman who would take the time to say a simple hello.

    Randal

  10. Jay Popeski

    FAKE TITAY ALERT!!!

  11. Please don't speak

    She is so beautiful and normally Spanish accents sound sexy, but when I hear this woman speak English I want to rip my skull open and find the spot in the brain the registers sound and stab it with an ice pick.

  12. aka47

    no ass shots?

  13. mmm

    She looks like she plays dirty. YES!

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  15. The big Z

    @4

    Columbia and Colombia are two different places. I think you mean the latter and yes, they have pretty women.

  16. lady jesus

    I hope she is enjoying some 20-year-old man meat right about now.

  17. Other news? What is that. All I care about is the cleavage :O)

  18. Matrim

    Just listened to DK sing Cherry Bomb…wasn’t horrible. What IS horrible is that Kristen Stewart, of all people, is playing Joan Jett. Good. Gravy.

  19. Anon

    Angelina Jolie couldn’t take Johnny Depp from Vanessa Paradis, and Johnny Depp wouldn’t want to take Angelina From Brad Pitt. He’s above the hyper-publicity and is in a happy relationship, and has done a good job of resisting a LOT of (I’m sure) temptation — which isn’t that hard to do if you’re a civil person and actually care about your partner and his/her feelings and happiness.

  20. Kay

    She looks like a transvestite….

  21. Blech

    Randal, you crack me up!

    Sofia Vergara is very pretty. Always has been and, yes, she does don a very warm spirit. Her stints on Univision were always animated (not sure what she’s up to, these days)!

    ON another note, Sarah Palin’s chin looks like it’s swallowed Reese Witherspoon’s. Jus’ sayin.

  22. bob

    She’s so old and over-tanned. Looks cheap as hell.

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  26. Probably didn’t look see through before she left the house…unfortunately it is and the flash from the cameras proves it …

  27. cellphone

    a) who’s this girl?
    b) are that boobles?
    c) does she like to play hide the sausage?

  28. captain america

    sorry, I PREFER THE OTHER NEWS!!

  29. Brooklyn's Rough'est

    Whoah! Who’s this hot tamale again?….

  30. Loly

    Sofia Vergara is hot and 40! She is currently in the show Modern Families on ABC with Ed O’neall (from Married with Children), the show is funny! and she is so much fun to look at!

  31. Deacon Jones

    Here’s her website with a shitload of bikini pics, lingerie:

    http://www.sofiavergara.com

    Prepare to jerk.

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  33. Gueibor

    Never mind cleavagy, she’s THONG-ey!
    I’ll never understand why paps do anything but follow this woman around 24/7.

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  35. Big'n

    #3, I’m so fucking sick of reading posts from assholes like you wondering who so-in-so is. If you really don’t know (presumably because you’re above this kind of knowledge) how about googling the fucking name. Then you won’t be so fucking ignorant. So go fuck yourself.

  36. random

    she is crazy hot. and these aren’t even great pics of her. on modern family is is unbelievable. probably one of the hottest women out there right now. give me this over that megan fox or hayden penteire (whatever it is) crap ANYDAY.

  37. antedulivian

    she have lovely brown eyes. I love her

  38. antedulivian

    Hmmmm pantie flash in number 3 and 6

  39. antedulivian

    even my wife fancier her…. now there’s a thought, 2 hot brunettes!

  40. Kookie

    She has a mouth like the fucking Joker!

  41. Toolboy

    For as much as I hate that douchnozzle Ashton Kutcher, he did give us Sofia running braless up a flight of stairs in SLOW MOTION on a Punk’d episode (not easy to find, but look that one up). Great, I just jacked in my Cheetos again….oh well, cream cheese cheetos, tasty!

  42. manuel

    uff she is fucking hot mama mia

  43. Never mind cleavagy, she’s THONG-ey!
    I’ll never understand why paps do anything but follow this woman around

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